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Dad jokes are unexpected, and you can hear one anywhere—at Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, or during a simple drive to the local supermarket. But they never get old.

Luckily, the social media project Dad Says Jokes, which already has millions of followers across various platforms, is collecting them so that no puns are forgotten. Below, you will find our absolute favorite posts by the cult online phenom, ready to make you groan, chuckle, and maybe even roll your eyes.

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    Even though they often make us cringe, experts say dad jokes might be an example of good parenting.

    In a new study, researchers from Penn State University demonstrated that parents who use humor have better relationships with their children.

    "Humor can teach people cognitive flexibility, relieve stress, and promote creative problem-solving and resilience," said Benjamin Levi, professor of pediatrics and humanities at Penn State College of Medicine and senior author of the study.

    While aspects of humor and play have been studied across various settings and in child development, the use of humor in parenting hasn't been formally addressed, the researchers said.

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    "My father used humor and it was very effective. I use humor in my clinical practice and with my own children. The question became, how does one constructively use humor?" Levi added.


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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you always have your lawyer present dealing with cop.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now I have a new way to look at being used by so called friends.... Got to stay positive ...

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    First author Lucy Emery, who was a medical student at Penn State College of Medicine at the time of the research and is currently a pediatrics resident at Boston Children’s Hospital, said there's an interesting parallel between business and parenting, which are both hierarchical.

    In business, humor has been shown to help reduce hierarchies, create better environments for collaboration and creativity, and defuse tension.

    So while the average parent-child relationship is way more loving than its corporate counterpart, stressful situations still happen, and humor can help defuse that tension and hierarchy and help both parties feel better as well.

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    The team surveyed 312 people between the ages of 18 and 45. They also found a correlation between a parent's use of humor and the way their children, who were then adults, viewed the way they were parented.

    Of those who reported that their parents used humor, 50.5% said they had a good relationship with their parents and 44.2% reported they felt their parents did a good job raising them.


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    On the other hand, of those who said their parents didn't use humor, only 2.9% reported a good relationship with their parents and just 3.6% said that they thought their old folks did a good job parenting them.

    While it's not that surprising that loving parents would use more humor with their children, Levi said that such a stark difference between the two groups was still unexpected.

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    For more witty puns, check out our older publications on Dad Says Jokes. Who knows, maybe they will finally give you the tools (and by that I mean the one-liners) you need to finally one-up your own father!

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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is straight out of Family Circus and Calvin & Hobbes... and probably many others. Classics never die.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he yelled "STONES!", and now you have broken windscreen and a fine receipt.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly.... A decently secure password. Fairly long, but memorable. There's an xkcd about this

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the blind guy fall down the hole? He couldn't see well

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seemed to bring that up quickly and it was very oddly specific. Like it's one of his plans but doesn't know who will be the victim yet........note to self be nicer to my friend.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss dating my wife. I can't seem to remember how old she is.

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    Can't read anything? You were supposed to put it on the list, not your eyes

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. He said it was the most violent thing he'd ever read.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you like your steak cooked? That would be great, I can't eat raw meat.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been using that one for years when anyone asks, "How did you find the...?" It's just a coincidence I've been a dad for years also.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a posh sandwich. Lettuce, Gherkin, Bacon and Tomato with Quince preserve, obviously.

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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian food is definitely the tastiest of the 4 examples. A coincidence? I think not.

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