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50 Of The Best Dad Jokes Shared On This IG Account Created For Everyone Who Loves Dad Humor
Dad jokes are unexpected, and you can hear one anywhere—at Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, or during a simple drive to the local supermarket. But they never get old.
Luckily, the social media project Dad Says Jokes, which already has millions of followers across various platforms, is collecting them so that no puns are forgotten. Below, you will find our absolute favorite posts by the cult online phenom, ready to make you groan, chuckle, and maybe even roll your eyes.
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Dogcat vet (retired) 1 year ago
Which Dad movie did you pick? And was there anchovies on the pizza?
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James Mason Upchurch 1 year ago
I'd kill it and say "the itsy bitsy spider will never climb the water spout again "
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
you went out with Spiderman, very cool indeed, but isn't he a little young to be drinking??
Even though they often make us cringe, experts say dad jokes might be an example of good parenting.
In a new study, researchers from Penn State University demonstrated that parents who use humor have better relationships with their children.
"Humor can teach people cognitive flexibility, relieve stress, and promote creative problem-solving and resilience," said Benjamin Levi, professor of pediatrics and humanities at Penn State College of Medicine and senior author of the study.
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HTakeover 1 year ago
But the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
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Stray Stay 1 year ago (edited)
It's called a joke Ash, live it up a little.😒😒😒
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fluidmasterflapper 1 year ago
Absolutely true story: I found a razor blade in a sandwich as I was halfway through eating it. I took it out of my mouth (no damage done), looked at it and thought "what are the chances of finding TWO razor blades in one sandwich?" I then finished eating the sandwich. I was hungry. (And, no, not drunk or high. I just try to life live based on probabilities, not fear.)
Kiki’sNotLookingBack 1 year ago
Wait… what happens if there ARE two armed serial killers in a car together though?…
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Bryoney Blakley 1 year ago
Considering there's never enough blood, you'd think they'd be way less picky! 🤣
While aspects of humor and play have been studied across various settings and in child development, the use of humor in parenting hasn't been formally addressed, the researchers said.
"My father used humor and it was very effective. I use humor in my clinical practice and with my own children. The question became, how does one constructively use humor?" Levi added.
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Adam Chang 1 year ago (edited)
That's why you always have your lawyer present dealing with cop.
Chloe Belle 1 year ago
you know that laugh where you sound like a squeak toy with a broken squeaker? 🤣🤣🤣
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Paul Collucci 1 year ago
Well, now I have a new way to look at being used by so called friends.... Got to stay positive ...
Nichole Harris 1 year ago
Or you could ditch them and get better friends.... Imma a REALLY good crappy friend!!! I'll talk listen etc. Never the user type....I may like ignore your texts forever but that's mental health.... I've 3 friends so far and my hubby😁😁
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Moosy Girl 1 year ago
It’s a good idea in theory, but I think the inside of our body is too wet for it to work. :/
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Atero 1 year ago
Or you could get full on tnt/plastids and take whole ceremony with you into afterlife ;)
Jp@nda 1 year ago
Nobody watches you get cremated. Just the workers at the funeral home or crematorium
Load More Replies...First author Lucy Emery, who was a medical student at Penn State College of Medicine at the time of the research and is currently a pediatrics resident at Boston Children’s Hospital, said there's an interesting parallel between business and parenting, which are both hierarchical.
In business, humor has been shown to help reduce hierarchies, create better environments for collaboration and creativity, and defuse tension.
So while the average parent-child relationship is way more loving than its corporate counterpart, stressful situations still happen, and humor can help defuse that tension and hierarchy and help both parties feel better as well.
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HTakeover 1 year ago
5 whole seasons in one night? Dang that's either a long night or multiple screens!
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Niels Boehm 1 year ago
Pottery vs. poetry. That nobody would say that to them in regards to pottery spices it up with a little absurdity and sillyness
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Dragon Lady 1 year ago
My daughter who can't have kids just gave birth to my first grandchild last weekend!
Matt Smith 1 year ago
Never heard pregnancy called a "40 week body building program" before...
The team surveyed 312 people between the ages of 18 and 45. They also found a correlation between a parent's use of humor and the way their children, who were then adults, viewed the way they were parented.
Of those who reported that their parents used humor, 50.5% said they had a good relationship with their parents and 44.2% reported they felt their parents did a good job raising them.
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Argie Smith 1 year ago (edited)
How about spelling "intentionally"? However, I do approve the proper placement of the word. I have to correct this in a template every single day!
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James Mason Upchurch 1 year ago
Me: why can't you do it, you're the woman here. (The next day at the bar) And that's how I became single
michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c 1 year ago
After you change the cat box, the furnace filter, the burned out light bulbs, then we'll talk 👄 😉
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General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
If it were a strong silent one the church would have emptied before the collection tray was passed around.
michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c 1 year ago
And, remember "the first chicken to squawk, laid the egg"
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On the other hand, of those who said their parents didn't use humor, only 2.9% reported a good relationship with their parents and just 3.6% said that they thought their old folks did a good job parenting them.
While it's not that surprising that loving parents would use more humor with their children, Levi said that such a stark difference between the two groups was still unexpected.
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Timber Wolf 1 year ago
He clearly wasn't eating it. He was just laying there asleep. Who let's food go to waste like that?
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Phyzzi 1 year ago
People do lots of things out of obligation, real or imagined, and love is not a lifelong constant but more of a lifelong project. Love, also, doesn't actually heal all (not even close) so a long term partner needs to be compatible in lots of other ways too.
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For more witty puns, check out our older publications on Dad Says Jokes. Who knows, maybe they will finally give you the tools (and by that I mean the one-liners) you need to finally one-up your own father!
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Fishpanda (fish/panda/it) 1 year ago
Modern day, all three would have phones and be filming as well.
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Jedrek Wurm 1 year ago
Give a man a ticket and you will make him fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Andre van Kammen 1 year ago
Give a man fire and he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life
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Could've just gone to the store and bought the fish 🐟
Robert Trebor 1 year ago
Like those expensive clothes racks shaped like stationary bicycles or treadmills.
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Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
This is a made up humor.. but seriously, with right circumstances, it could potentially happen in real life.
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
It's a joke. That's the definition of made up humor
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Niels Boehm 1 year ago
You could be solving like 30 puzzles at once, so respect 😎
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google slave 1 year ago
No you didn't. I can't take any more. I'm gonna have a sixpack by the time I'm done reading all of these.
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Miles Mawyer 1 year ago
Thank you Owen, as the grandson of a city bus driver, I couldn't agree more :)
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STress (I/me) 1 year ago
Then he yelled "STONES!", and now you have broken windscreen and a fine receipt.
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Maria Chatzopoulou 1 year ago
New faces not in the sense of new people but that some of the members have done enough plastic surgery in a week to look different
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Jrdiver 1 year ago
Honestly.... A decently secure password. Fairly long, but memorable. There's an xkcd about this
LavenderHippoInAJar 1 year ago
CorrectHorseBatteryStaple! https://xkcd.com/936/
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ROSESARERED 1 year ago
Dads best friends joke to us as kids. Hello pretty, pretty ugly. ....he stopped once we were old enough to understand...thanks so much uncle Bill
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Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
Also, it's rude to flash it around unless someone -asks- to see it, and most of them are full of s**t....
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Caroline Overill 1 year ago
Well that’s 32 people whose cat is trying to kill them
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DeHa 1 year ago
I guess it's supposed to mean that he can't pronounce the letter "j". Subsitute yob --> job. Now do the same with Yale and you know where he went!
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Trying to work out which one of their dads is gay or trying to work out which meaning of gay, that they meant?
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Dogcat vet (retired) 1 year ago
Actually I think the rabbit typo was for a Rabbi...plus the typo 0
Hume 1 year ago
The rabbit says he's a typo, as in a spelling mistake, and he should be a rabbi since the other two are both religious persons.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
Today is the one year anniversary of my 16yo (service) dog’s passing. I’m finally able to look at all the cute doggy memes and laugh at jokes like this. Oh, and my new 12-week old lab arrived a couple hours ago after 5500 miles of flights. I guess I got about 12 years of oxytocin overload until terrible heartbreak. Life is interesting like that.
Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
Anyone who says differently is selling something.... Oh! Maybe they're selling puppies!
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I wish Netflix managed the COVID response. It never would have gotten a second season.
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U2b or No2b 1 year ago
Why are they defined in terms of 'up' but not down? I feel they should include the ladder.
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
They did put ketchup on the list, hence why they can no longer read anything else, that was on the list previously.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
Sounds like an incel projecting onto and blaming both women and men.
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geezeronthehill 1 year ago
How would you like your steak cooked? That would be great, I can't eat raw meat.
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UKGrandad 1 year ago
It's a posh sandwich. Lettuce, Gherkin, Bacon and Tomato with Quince preserve, obviously.
OldButNewButBroken 1 year ago
The quince can be replaced with qcumber if you're the fancy type
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Albert Pike 1 year ago
I was going to post something about hedge trimmers, but I don't know much about their cutting hedge technology.
Chris Wood 1 year ago
I love them. Simple, short and cover the real life things that happen every day. Nothing to complain about.
Shirley Norvall 1 year ago
You chose really amusing Dad jokes. Some I’ve seen before but I had a really good laugh. Thank you.
Albert Pike 1 year ago
I was going to post something about hedge trimmers, but I don't know much about their cutting hedge technology.
Chris Wood 1 year ago
I love them. Simple, short and cover the real life things that happen every day. Nothing to complain about.
Shirley Norvall 1 year ago
You chose really amusing Dad jokes. Some I’ve seen before but I had a really good laugh. Thank you.
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