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The internet isn’t just home to funny cat pics and delightfully witty memes. It has an edgier, weirder side, too. One that makes you do a double-take and wonder whether what you’re looking at is actually real. The r/cursedcomments subreddit is one of the best places for showing what this side of the net looks like.

We’ve collected some of the top cursed comments of all time to share with you. Scroll down to have a read, but be warned—there’s a lot of uncomfortable content and bizarreness involved here. It’s not for the faint of heart. Though, remember, you shouldn’t feel too guilty if you laugh at some of these pics. It’s fine to enjoy dark humor once in a while.

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#1

Cursed_polls

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Jerome Lenovo
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7 months ago

brilliant joke ! edit : i love cake

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#3

Cursed_murdering Cat

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Moë
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughed so hard I woke mine up and then had to switch pages real quick cuz they need to get any ideas

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Cursed comments, as a genre, are the replies that internet users leave underneath social media posts and videos. They are, as a general rule, very unexpected or even upsetting.

At the same time, they’re often humorous in an “oh, God, why am I laughing at something so horrible and weird?” kind of way.

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At the time of writing, r/cursedcomments boasts a whopping 3.3 million members from all over the globe. The subreddit is incredibly well known, not just on Reddit but on social media and elsewhere as well. Even legendary Swedish YouTube content creator PewDiePie joked about how the sub is “the worst.”

The subreddit, founded in April 2018, is already a part of internet culture. It’s also very likely that you’ve come across some content, as shared by the members of the online group, at some point in time.

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According to the team running the group, the point of r/cursedcomments is to share comments that “strike the reader into oblivion.” The goal is to make the audience feel lost and confused, wondering what the heck they just read.

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“Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” they explain.

#10

Cursed_mickey

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Aadith
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"There's nothing scarier than Slenderman." Eerie Darkness in the forest: "I beg to differ."

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During a previous interview with the founder of r/cursedcomments, Bored Panda learned about the history behind the group.

“I founded the subreddit a while back. I actually was going through some memes posted on Reddit and saw a response to a somewhat... ‘fitting’ comment that would be right at home with CursedComments. In a response to the comment, someone jokingly posted r/cursedcomments. I was intrigued, and when I clicked on it, the subreddit didn’t exist, so I created it because I thought it was super good,” redditor u/winwinwe told us.

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However, the founder of the sub admitted that, unfortunately, they weren’t the one to come up with the awesome name for the group. Their goal when creating r/cursedcomments was for internet users to have a great experience while also maximizing the growth of the community.

“I began posting posts and was loose with the rules to engage content creation and made sure to comment on every post to maximize community engagement,” the founder told Bored Panda.

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The moderation was close to non-existent at the very start, which led to a lot of growth on Reddit in a short span of time. Eventually, the rules became more robust. “Posts became more strict, more clear guidelines were established, and branching ‘wings’ such as this Instagram account and discord were set up, both of which still operate,” u/winwinwe explained.

#19

Cursed_toaster

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TotallyNOTAFox
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Knife holder" - In honour to my sister who used a butter knife to see if the bread is toasty enough once...

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“The moderation towards the end was very strict, and thanks to a really good moderation team, helped put together by me and a close friend at the time, we managed to keep it a good space,” the founder told us earlier. A lot of the comments and jokes on r/cursedcomments are very sensitive, so it makes sense to have strict moderation policies. Though, given the size of the community, it’s an ongoing challenge.

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If you enjoy the type of content shared on r/cursedcomments, by all means, join the subreddit for the freshest posts and pics. But before you start sharing screenshots of your own, take the time to read the subreddit’s sidebar. It contains all of the rules you need to keep in mind when sharing things with the other members of the community.

#25

Cursed_shat

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to have a shitten. I'm not sure Bouche and Audi would be on board, and I can't really afford another one anyway. It's still nice to dream.

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#26

Cursed Tesla

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james stevenson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, the real question; can a self-driving car pull a sick drift?

Terran
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, this sort of question concerns morally deranged tech bros right now and in their world view car drivers mustn't be stopped, just because some filthy peasant, I mean pedestrian, wants to cross the road.

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Freefall
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neither. Self driving technology is not ready for the world until it can choose to kill neither.

Tabitha
Community Member
7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it drives through those two trees on the right, it hits neither of them. Same thing happens if it slams on its brakes.

Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The person who decided this was a valid poll should be the one killed by the self-driving car and rid the world of at least 1 creep who does not value the sanctity of life

TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it could stop to let both of them cross, then continue when they are both safe. also why is the baby not being carried across the road by a parent?

Cathy Carey
Community Member
7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is stupid; there's a crosswalk - they're both off limits.

Daniel Singer
Community Member
7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe someone already posted this, but WTF is a baby doing alone on the road? Where are the parents??

Nicole Weymann
Community Member
7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

May I ask why the designers of that drawing bothered to let them use a zebra crossing? Even without the lines I'd like a car, automated or not, to *stop* when registering people in their path, let alone doing so exactly the way law and common sense require them to, so I'm baffled as to why the focus is on choosing a victim .

Alexandra Nara
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why the hell should be a car released that doesn't know about crosswalks?

Paul Gerrard
Community Member
7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just thinking. Would it help if the car stopped? This is why i dont like self driving. Some idiot at tesla probably didnt think about braking

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Meanwhile, the moderators also created a Wiki page where they go into more detail about the content guidelines. For example, one thing that they stress is the importance of effort. In short, they want the community members to post quality comments and avoid low-effort screenshots. “Cursed comments have to be truly cursed at their core,” they explain. The mods also value originality, so you should avoid posting comments that have already been dozens (if not hundreds) of times already. 

#29

Hmm

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Marcellus II
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The phlegm catches the pollen and viruses! No hayfever either!"

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Which of the comments did you think were the most cursed, Pandas? Are you a big fan of dark humor, or do you prefer your comedy to be on the more mellow side? What’s the weirdest comment that you’ve ever read or written online? Share your thoughts below. Meanwhile, for some more r/cursedcomments weirdness, check out Bored Panda’s earlier posts

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#31

Hmm

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SCamp
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it that Arctic means ‘bears’ and Antarctic means ‘not the arctic’! So, ‘not the place that has bears’ 😂

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#32

Cursed_ww1

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Tobias Reaper
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its like that scene in a Simpsons episode set in the past grandpa calls it world war 1 and Lenny says why do you keep calling it that he replies "oh youll see"

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#38

Cursed_wealth

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les
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and after all that work you find out you should have started with steel

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#48

Cursed Casket

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Angi
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That beats my jumping out of a plane with no parachute dressed as Superman

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#49

Cursed_holden Berries

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james stevenson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holden is a car brand in Australia *sniffs* or at least, it used to be *sobs quietly in a corner*

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#51

Cursed_sex

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Luke Branwen
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone on Tumblr pointed out this is basically a canonical lore in the Transformers universe. I wasn't brave enough to check.

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#54

Cursed_heelies

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james stevenson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES DO THAT!! (and just have the chorus from Sonne playing eerily from some unknown location that sounds like its coming from all around.)

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#56

Cursed_allergies

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Trillian
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I took an allergy test the only reaction I had was to the medical tape they used to keep the potential allergens in place

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#59

Hmm

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Floeckchen
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine she'd be actually dating her ex husbands sister. That would be ridiculous, right??😉

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#60

Cursed_industrial_revolution

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Tobias Reaper
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roman empire hey baby are you a gladiator because i wanna fight to death oh no that doesnt work

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#61

Cursed_pocket

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Firstname Lastname
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a person with no front pockets, who wants both hands available for snacks, I'll reserve one hand for smacking the hoe caller.

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#63

Cursed_hot Tubs

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Ranger Kanootsen
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a ranger who has worked at Yellowstone, I am legally required to say DON'T DO THAT

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#64

Cursed_lapdance

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Spannermonkey
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute story, but most definitely NOT the worst way possible. Not even on the list.

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#65

Cursed_dad

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Cursed_dog

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Auntriarch
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its painful when the cute spaniel comes wagging up to me and I'm "don't pet the puppy, don't pet the puppy, don't pet the puppy"

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#67

Cursed Job

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Stardust she/her
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both of them do require a lot of bravery and both of them can f**k up some people mentally

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