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Tumblr was a social media giant in the early 2010s. It was the perfect middle ground, offering more text characters than Twitter and less clutter than Facebook. For many people, it was a glorious era of online networking

Thankfully, the Curated Tumblr subreddit keeps those days alive in today’s world of “reels” and “shorts.” As the name suggests, it’s a collection of screenshots from the platform that touch on political discourse, life’s absurdities, and everything in between.

We’re keeping this a lighthearted list that’s more about the silly and mundane. Enjoy scrolling and have yourself a nice throwback to a simpler time on the internet.

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The End Of The Monarchy

The End Of The Monarchy

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me neither, but I'd want the details of how they're replaced first. Iirc,Australia, held a referendum on replacing the monarch as head of state some years ago. I believe part of the reason it was rejected at the time was that the president would be chosen by the politicians and not the people.

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Andrew Keir
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England". OP is clearly not a History major, then; read up on "Glorious Revolution", "Wars of the Roses", and much more. "One specific bloodline" my right foot! The Monarchy has its advantages over here in the United Kingdom (we renamed it about 300 years ago, don't know if you noticed) - our Army/Navy/Air Force swear to obey The Monarch, not some vague ideal like 'The Constitution" or some politician like "The President"; the King has "the right to be consulted, the right to encourage , and the right to warn" so he can try to advise against the more crazy political manoeuvring; and, if things ever went beyond nuclear (such as a Government pushing through a law banning all opposition parties) he could refuse to give his consent. Then the law does not pass. Unlikely, but everyone knows it's a possibility if things ever got completely out of hand. Oh, and he's trained from birth to do the job.

Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don't forget the English Civil War. We tried the Republic thing for a while and ended up effectively with a president as tyrannical as any monarch.

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Gavin Johnson
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a republican here in the U.K. I’m comfortable with this concept. Wind down the monarchy. I’d even advocate a replacement that was a family who represented us at state shenanigans but they’d be chosen at random or by some ridiculous Takeshi’s Castle type game show,, or a remake of It’s a Knockout. Every twenty years or so we’d have something stupid and enjoyable to look forward to, not as serious as an Olympics or as pointless as Britain’s Got Talient but a unifying event that saw us all encouraging people in massive inflatable outfits to climb slippery slopes or swim in custard.

Slapdash1
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But why? Because someone said so on the internet? They bring in more money into the country than they cost it.

Alexandra
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's astounding to read how little people know about the function and benefits of a monarchy. A monarchy is cheaper than having a president every 4 years and they bring in business which the country benefits from. Also, for many people it's the only thing that connects them: do you want to have the kind of divided society that the USA has? Also, the post is historically incorrect. You have an opinion, that's okay, but please make sure that your facts are correct.

Adam S
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can’t we just keep them as a non-power wielding tourist attraction? Like an oldtimey Posh & Becks

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clairebear
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to get rid of the Monarchy. We are already too American. Having to bow to the King and explain themselves once a week keeps politicians humble (well more humble than they would otherwise be). People who want to disband the Monarchy are the same people who voted for Brexit. And look how that s**t show turned out. If you want to live in a republic f**k off to France, oh wait you can't because you voted for Brexit.

Ace
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"One bloodline ruling..." I suggest you go look at some history books.

Con O Cuinn
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Officially, you're right. But all the European royal families are so inbred, it's still basically the same lineage.

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David
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but it is not the same bloodline since Hasting. And the modern British Monarch system dates to Æthelred the Unready, a 1000 year anniversary we passed

Dave Walters
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well we could abolish the monarchy but do we really want a president as a head of state? Remember our Prime Minister is head of His Majesties government only and does not represent us in state affairs. Just read further - anti-monarchy and anti-religious statements in one thread. Wow you lot are truly millennial

Doofnuts
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, even with all the bitching, the English Monarchy is part of the world--good or bad.

Adam S
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Brit the same age as William, I’d be up for this but want to outlive him to see the change and he has better healthcare than me 😕

Julie S
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why just the British monarchy what about all the other countries that have monarchies.

Crouching hippo hidden panda
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a great idea; unfortunately it’s too much of an institution and brings in a lot of tourism and revenue to the UK. I think we could do very well without them, but there’s lots of pro-Royal nuts who will never go for it

Jaya
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good idea. They're not just symbolic, they actually have huge political influence. Many lawmakers have changed their proposed laws because they knew the Queen wouldn't sign them otherwise. A couple of years ago this came out in the news, it was shocking to see how much influence they have (but I don't know if anything's changed since then) People shouldn't have this kind of political power just because they were born in a certain family.

Su Boddie
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except it isn't one specific bloodline. Go back to your history books.

Certainly not Dan
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% onboard with this. Besides, we’ll have much more to worry about by then

Jan Hyde
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know the figures but doesn't the government receive billions from the royal estate. So presumably ending the monarchy would also end this agreement. The royal family would be much better off and we'd be worse off. So if it keeps my taxes down, I'm fine with there being a royal family for that reason alone.

Sven Horlemann
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apart from me being dead by then, and not being British... I like it. Very much. Classy.

Marie Clear
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't work out well for Hong Kong giving up the monarchy, but. . .

Tyranamar Seuss
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of think The British Monarchy is fun. What's all the hate for?

K Madden
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And give back everything they've pilfered from other countries while they're at it.

Id row
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I'd vote for that, but the Brits love their royals. They don't mind paying for their opulence with their hard earned money for some reason.

DowntownStevieB
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it. I have my best ideas when drinking. This sounds like one of mine....JS....

Skip62
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gives them plenty of time to work out the transition details.

Teutonic Disaster
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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

William the Last 🤣 or as I like to call him, Prince Peggington (Peggy for short)

René Sauer
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not just the british. all the monarchies! They are long absolete anyway.

Guess Undheit
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, hell yes. But just like their ancestor Ethelred, they'll be Unready. [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86thelred_the_Unready ]

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If you came of age in the Instagram and TikTok era, you’re likely not as familiar with Tumblr’s appeal. But looking at its About page will tell you a lot about its character and personality. 

“Wholesome chaos” was the phrase used to describe the site’s contents. It also encourages self-expression because “Tumblr is whatever you want it to be.”

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The internet defines Tumblr as a microblog. However, its founder, David Karp, does not use this description. In an interview with Media Bistro, he describes it as “the easiest way to share yourself.” 

Karp also emphasizes Tumblr’s flexibility regarding the type of content users can create. Because it is easy for anyone to self-publish, he believes it helped draw in a broad audience. 

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“It’s the gay people in your phone” is another description written on the site. This comes from Tumblr’s similar claim to be the “queerest place on the internet.” 

According to Adweek statistics published in 2021, one in four users on the platform identify as LGBTQIA+. A Tumblr user is also said to be 193% more likely to be part of the queer community compared to other social networking sites.

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To solidify Tumblr’s reputation as queer-friendly, Sydney-based writer and photographer Jonno Revanche wrote an article for The Guardian in 2016. Here, he described the platform as his “saviour” that made him see he “wasn’t monstrous and unloveable.”

“While it may seem simple or silly, social media allowed me to express elements of myself I felt like I couldn’t in my day-to-day life,” he wrote. 

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Tumblr seems to have always catered to a younger, more progressive audience. For author and DePaul University professor Allison McCracken, it became the youth’s “best option for an online ‘private’ public space.” 

In a journal article she published in 2017, she credits the platform’s ability to “bring a broader range of voices” than any college classroom could. She also believes Tumblr was able to “offer developed minority representation” when the media wasn’t able to.

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Despite its reach and popularity among the younger demographic, Tumblr had its fair share of controversies. In 2018, it announced a prohibition on “adult content” after an iOS ban on the app due to child pornography issues. 

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In an official statement, Tumblr assured its users that it would continue to work to keep the platform a “safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community.” However, it received backlash, with affected users attacking its queer-friendly claim.

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By the time the controversy arose, Tumblr had already spiked in value and had been sold to media giant Yahoo! for a whopping $1.1 billion in 2013. In an interview with Inc. at the time of the sale, Karp admitted he wasn’t expecting it to happen that year. However, a “remarkable opportunity” presented itself. 

“This was an unbelievable opportunity to shortcut a lot of the very hard things that we’re about to be going through,” he explained.

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Tumblr remained with Yahoo! for four years before moving to Verizon Media. Two years later, in 2019, Verizon sold the platform to Automattic, the parent company of WordPress.com. 

This time, the price tag was far less. Reports didn’t specify the amount, but it was believed to be “well below” $20 million, a far cry from its original purchase value.

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Now, we’re shifting the attention to you, dear readers. What do you think about Tumblr as a social media platform? Where do you think it stands in comparison to TikTok and Instagram? Let’s create a discussion in the comments!

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