Ouch - my favourite!

Yes!

Men, you can’t have babies. Sit down when *women’s* reproductive rights are discussed

Ew

This should be way higher.

Ka-ching!

Nice!

I genuinely admire anyone that chooses to join the military to protect their country, however the idolising of Veterans in America never sits well with me. When you stir up patriotism, and putting civil servants on pedestals and paying such a low minimum wage that joining the armed forces is the only way out, yet shoe no care for returning and ex serviceman, except for give them 10% discounts everywhere and a “thank you for your service”, well, it seems to be like big business and corporations are involved somewhere,

Jacket no longer required! That burn will keep her warm now.

This

Reminds me of that old joke: "We asked people how they view lesbian relationships. The question had to be rephrased after majority of responders answered 'in high definition'."

How is a woman's body preference ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT MEN WANT. We have the right to body autonomy, that means we makes choices for our bodies for ourselves, we are not a potential appendage to a man in life, we have a life all our own.

🤣😂🤣😂 omg so funny

I yeeted my uterus, guess I'm pointless now. Whoot!

Ouch!! That's a good one.

That's pretty much the best explanation of why we wore face masks I've ever seen.

“Women can’t stand me”

and that's in Celcius

The weakest minds need someone, anyone, to look down on for no reason.

And forgetting your kids birthday 3 years running? I’m adopting your son. You’re fired.

Oh. DAMN!!!

Well done Michael. Well done.

Censoring Mr. W**g’s name is both disgusting and insulting.

I thought dinosaurs were just a prank of Satan's, since the world is only 6000 years old.

I'm really annoyed by all those atheistic phrases people are using every day. Like "For nothing's sake" or "My Notthing!" and the ever present "Thank nothing!"

Burning people alive? Yep, that sounds exactly like organized religion to me! Leave people alone when they're not of your faith? Nope! Gotta convert them! Oh, wait, they're unwilling to be converted? Better kill them!

Goodwill does this... just one more reason to not take your business there.

It could be cool if they do. Imagine hiking and then something jump from a tree branch yelling Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirel !!!

utter matness!

At least some of the non-British artefacts from British Musem were saved from destruction.

This dude was a gem

God gave us brains so we could use them. If He didn't want us to learn how to prevent and cure disease, how to enhance the lives of the disabled, to fix what is broken, He wouldn't have given us brains!

Brilliant comeback!

what about the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

That’s kinda cruel (I LOVE IT)

I pledge not to use my private jet to go half hour down the road

I have met brick walls that are more sentient than Marjorie Taylor Greene.

That kind of sassy lady is always in the right

I do to get groceries without a large crowd and lines.Also allergic to the sun.

So, now we are censoring even the euphemisms? M o f o is not OK? How about BS?

Imagine that person writing that respone and thinking:"There. Clown shoes. The perfect analogy! Let's see them coming back from that one!"

*slow clap*

The hymen can tear without sexual activity. Sometimes you’re not even born with it. The hymen isn’t like one of those freshness seals

Shall we subtract the cost for STD tests n meds?

Why don"t they go full amish and live like old pioneers, these stupid just want the modern world with our way to see the world. How crazy.

Chaka Khan

I saw a photo of one of those lockdown rhymes they're teaching kindergarten kids in case of active shooter, and someone replied "Sure, we have to be prepared for any natural disaster" and the mere fact this person considers an active shooter to be an unavoidable natural disaster says a LOT about the mindset of a lot of (not all of) Americans.

HA YES

And soon to be unalive, perhaps?

Being white, a famous cause of discrimination

This is clearly a joke, the original post was from a novelty account.