Ouch - my favourite!

Yes!

Men, you can’t have babies. Sit down when *women’s* reproductive rights are discussed

Ew

This should be way higher.

Ka-ching!

Nice!

I genuinely admire anyone that chooses to join the military to protect their country, however the idolising of Veterans in America never sits well with me. When you stir up patriotism, and putting civil servants on pedestals and paying such a low minimum wage that joining the armed forces is the only way out, yet shoe no care for returning and ex serviceman, except for give them 10% discounts everywhere and a “thank you for your service”, well, it seems to be like big business and corporations are involved somewhere,

Jacket no longer required! That burn will keep her warm now.

This

Reminds me of that old joke: "We asked people how they view lesbian relationships. The question had to be rephrased after majority of responders answered 'in high definition'."

How is a woman's body preference ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT MEN WANT. We have the right to body autonomy, that means we makes choices for our bodies for ourselves, we are not a potential appendage to a man in life, we have a life all our own.

🤣😂🤣😂 omg so funny

I yeeted my uterus, guess I'm pointless now. Whoot!

Ouch!! That's a good one.

That's pretty much the best explanation of why we wore face masks I've ever seen.

“Women can’t stand me”

and that's in Celcius

The weakest minds need someone, anyone, to look down on for no reason.

And forgetting your kids birthday 3 years running? I’m adopting your son. You’re fired.

I can't even. I don't care what my son is. Some random organization isn't going to make me feel bad for being his father.

"Mom keeps forgetting my birthday - I know, I'll just be gay to get back at her!" It would be a great idea if people had to take an IQ test before they were allowed to procreate.

How can you forget your own child's birthday for 3 years...?!?

That is a brilliant answer. But, what an awful mom. "He's doing this whole gay thing because I forgot his birthday 3 years in a row because I'm soooo busy and now my Christian friends are gonna laugh at me." Seriously??

I feel like this is how my parents will react if i tell them i'm bi

Oh BURN

This is always my response. If you think it's a choice, you try it.

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God loves EVERYONE! Says that in Matt 7: 1-5. You and your "group" need a little lesson in reading the Bible .

Because some people are so screwed up..unacceptance is obviously easier for this person..

Ah yes, just like how I chose to be asexually attracted to men. /s

Honestly, I don't think about it at all and wish people would stop telling me unprompted. I don't go around telling everyone who i sleep with. You do you ok? We can all just be happy.

Everything gets censored but not Dickinson? What btw. would be a better surname for the homophobic mother.

DEAR SON OF BETRAYED: move out, cut off all contact, and maybe put a pride flag bumper sticker on your mom’s car while she’s at church.

The only time I'd be concerned about my child's sexuality would be if I found out s/he was a pedo. But this woman, who can't even remember her own son's birthday, is really more concerned about her own reputation. Proof that giving birth doesn't make one a mother.

It's rather telling that they know they've ignored his birthday for years, plus this BS, wouldn't be surprised if that kid cut ties after leaving home.

Accept it, he is still your son.

"BuT yOu MuSt ChAnGe YoUrSeLf FoR mY pUbLiC iMaGe"

Poor kid...

Bloody brilliant

Forgot his birthday 3 years in a row! Stop reading a newspaper, try a calendar..

Except whene a man told us that it is simple to change orientation: he is normally attracted to men but choose to be attracted by women. A very sad story.

The only problem I've had with all this sexuality stuff was recently. All of a sudden there was all this screaming and pushing stuff down everybodies throat, which I really kind of found difficult to deal with. Never cared before, now, well------

Oh. DAMN!!!

Well done Michael. Well done.

Censoring Mr. W**g’s name is both disgusting and insulting.

I thought dinosaurs were just a prank of Satan's, since the world is only 6000 years old.

I'm really annoyed by all those atheistic phrases people are using every day. Like "For nothing's sake" or "My Notthing!" and the ever present "Thank nothing!"

Burning people alive? Yep, that sounds exactly like organized religion to me! Leave people alone when they're not of your faith? Nope! Gotta convert them! Oh, wait, they're unwilling to be converted? Better kill them!

Goodwill does this... just one more reason to not take your business there.

It could be cool if they do. Imagine hiking and then something jump from a tree branch yelling Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirel !!!

utter matness!

At least some of the non-British artefacts from British Musem were saved from destruction.

This dude was a gem