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Ever had a heated online argument with a stranger, only to think of the perfect comeback three days later? Well, on the internet clock, a few days might as well be an eternity, and everyone’s already moved on.

But over on r/clevercomebacks, wasting time is unheard of. With over 2 million members, this subreddit is full of sharp retorts for any situation. At Bored Panda, we’re big fans. So we’ve rounded up the best comebacks they have to offer. Keep reading, you might just find the right response to silence that next awkward comment.

The feeling of disappointment when you don’t have a clever reply on the spot actually has a name—it’s called ‘l’esprit de l’escalier’, or ‘staircase wit’. This term was coined by the 18th century French philosopher Denis Diderot in his dramatic essay, Paradox of the Actor.

The phrase comes from an incident Diderot had over dinner. “A sensitive man, such as myself, overwhelmed by the argument leveled against him, becomes confused and doesn’t collect his thoughts until he’s at the bottom of the stairs,” the philosopher wrote.

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    There’s a reason why we sometimes freeze and struggle to respond when someone says something upsetting. Our body sees it as a social danger and goes into defense mode.

    “When someone says something offensive or harmful that hurts us or hurts a member of a community that’s really important to us, our nervous system can get activated,” said psychologist Kerry McBroome for Time Magazine. “The parts of the brain that are responsible for coming up with clever or witty things to say are just not online—they’re nervous and sensing a threat.”

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    Kristy Marion
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men, you can’t have babies. Sit down when *women’s* reproductive rights are discussed

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    Of course, some folks are naturally good at throwing verbal punches and do so whenever they can. But if you need some pointers in that area, blogger and podcaster Myke Macapinlac has tips on how to be more quick-witted and funny.

    According to him, one of the first things you should learn is how to stay present in the moment. “Catch yourself when you’re ruminating and remind yourself to slow down your breathing. By doing so, you’ll be able to relax your body and bring yourself back to your current situation,” he advises.



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    If you’re having a conversation, Myke suggests really focusing on what the other person is saying. “It’s much easier to come up with the right things to say when you’re actually listening,” he notes.

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    Kristy Marion
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely admire anyone that chooses to join the military to protect their country, however the idolising of Veterans in America never sits well with me. When you stir up patriotism, and putting civil servants on pedestals and paying such a low minimum wage that joining the armed forces is the only way out, yet shoe no care for returning and ex serviceman, except for give them 10% discounts everywhere and a “thank you for your service”, well, it seems to be like big business and corporations are involved somewhere,

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jacket no longer required! That burn will keep her warm now.

    Another key tip is to stop caring so much. Macapinlac points out, “Most individuals who struggle socially think that all eyes are on them. They’re so afraid of being judged by others that’s why they stifle their personality. To avoid embarrassing themselves, they just remain quiet.”

    “Even if you say something silly, I can assure you that people would’ve forgotten about you by the time they get home”. By letting go of this fear, you’ll be more relaxed, which will help you make clever remarks faster.

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    Luke Branwen
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that old joke: "We asked people how they view lesbian relationships. The question had to be rephrased after majority of responders answered 'in high definition'."

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    Libstak
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is a woman's body preference ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT MEN WANT. We have the right to body autonomy, that means we makes choices for our bodies for ourselves, we are not a potential appendage to a man in life, we have a life all our own.

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    Sometimes it’s good to prepare in advance. “Get a piece of paper and take the time to reflect. Think of previous situations where you wanted to say something clever but you weren’t able to. And then, brainstorm some good comebacks that you could’ve said,” the blogger recommends.


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    Tamra
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do people like the man on the right hope to accomplish? Does he think that sign is going to miraculously "cure" the gay folks? I believe people like that are just happy to spread hate and judgment, and that it makes him feel morally superior. What a sad, small life.

    K- THULU
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If God hates gays so much, why did she make so many of them?

    james stevenson
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I looked it up and that guy has completely misquoted the bible passage.

    HTakeover
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I can see how they'd quote it that way because at first glance it seems so since it does explicitly discuss same-sex sex. But you'd have to go into the history and context to really understand it's referring to r@pe. Like turning the other cheek doesn't just mean forgoing retaliation. But the kinds of people misunderstanding/misquoting also aren't the kinds of people to actually try to understand things.

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    Christopher Crockett
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who needs a book to tell them right from wrong is either a fool or a coward. Anyone who listens to a person proclaiming to know truth based on that book is both.

    Eric Williams
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why so many "Christians" think they speak for God. (That Bible quote has been misinterpreted from the original Hebrew)

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sick of this stuff. Just live and let live. If you don't agree with someone's lifestyle, or whatever the case may be, just agree to disagree, be respectful. All this hate sickens me.

    Bettye McKee
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying God makes mistakes? Or are you one of those who think it's a choice?

    Lena Flising
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutting the hair and/or beard is also an abomination to the Lord, depending on which verse you read. And why is he dressed as a harem woman? Jesus didn't wear pants, did he?

    August
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eprhaim Paul and Jplanets, please stop shaming people for who they are!

    Mikkel Sørensen
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the guy a break. Religion was invented to control the lessor educated, and it's working for the Christians in USA and the Muslims in The Middle East.

    tjames19701962
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matthew 7:1-5: Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. 3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. Certain "Christians" don't read the Wor so much as twist it to their standards.

    Rachel
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps I should make the sign on the left to take to pride just in case?

    Purple_bio
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro, it's a miss-transaltion of sexual assault, get over it stop using the poor bastard who miss-spelled a Hebrew script, I think they learnt by now how much they screwd up-

    Id row
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy on the right is so super gay he could be his own one queen parade.

    GEA
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's always the deniers hiding their true selves. Self hating gay man.

    Ellisdogs
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free Palestine! 🇵🇸 Murdering civilians is an abomination.

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    F**k the gays. The gays deserve to die and burn in hell.

    jplanets🤍
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You deserve do die burn in hell, reincarnate, die immediately and do it again

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    It’s also important to manage your emotions. When you’re calm and collected, you come across as more confident. Macapinlac encourages trying out meditation and journaling to be more mindful.

    “[This] will allow you to control the way you think. You’ll be able to identify and reframe your limiting beliefs.
This will help you become less reactive, especially during stressful moments”.

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    5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty much the best explanation of why we wore face masks I've ever seen.

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    Don’t forget to take inspiration from others. “What better way to improve your sense of humor than by watching more comedy shows and stand-up routines,” Myke says. “Pay close attention to [the comedian’s] material. Notice the timing and delivery of the joke. When something amuses you, ask yourself why by taking a moment to analyze it”.

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And forgetting your kids birthday 3 years running? I’m adopting your son. You’re fired.

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    However, if you’re around someone you want to build a lasting relationship with, be considerate and don’t say things that could ruin someone’s day. “If you want to learn how to be witty and funny, always leave people better than before you met them.”

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    Lastly, be patient with yourself and make an effort to get out of your comfort zone. “The more you practice, the better you’ll be at bantering with people,” Myke concludes.

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    Bernd Herbert
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really annoyed by all those atheistic phrases people are using every day. Like "For nothing's sake" or "My Notthing!" and the ever present "Thank nothing!"

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burning people alive? Yep, that sounds exactly like organized religion to me! Leave people alone when they're not of your faith? Nope! Gotta convert them! Oh, wait, they're unwilling to be converted? Better kill them!

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    Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It

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    So next time, we hope you have the confidence and quick wit to deliver that perfect comeback. Stay sharp!

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    Jack Burton
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be cool if they do. Imagine hiking and then something jump from a tree branch yelling Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirel !!!

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least some of the non-British artefacts from British Musem were saved from destruction.

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God gave us brains so we could use them. If He didn't want us to learn how to prevent and cure disease, how to enhance the lives of the disabled, to fix what is broken, He wouldn't have given us brains!

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    5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do to get groceries without a large crowd and lines.Also allergic to the sun.

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, now we are censoring even the euphemisms? M o f o is not OK? How about BS?

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    5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that person writing that respone and thinking:"There. Clown shoes. The perfect analogy! Let's see them coming back from that one!"

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    Stardust she/her
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hymen can tear without sexual activity. Sometimes you’re not even born with it. The hymen isn’t like one of those freshness seals

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    Jack Burton
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don"t they go full amish and live like old pioneers, these stupid just want the modern world with our way to see the world. How crazy.

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    Little Wonder
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a photo of one of those lockdown rhymes they're teaching kindergarten kids in case of active shooter, and someone replied "Sure, we have to be prepared for any natural disaster" and the mere fact this person considers an active shooter to be an unavoidable natural disaster says a LOT about the mindset of a lot of (not all of) Americans.

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly a joke, the original post was from a novelty account.

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    Marianne
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also there's a huge difference between a man that I like looking at in a movie and a man that I want to build my life with.

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can u please let ppl wake up their own way, not everyone is a morning person

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    james stevenson
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The day I'm asked to contribute evenly I'm outta here!" (Who am I to talk though?)

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    Spidercat
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Christians don't like to talk about Satan too much for two reasons. 1. Satan just means adversary so not necessarily Lucifer. 2. God created Lucifer and didn't expect him to go bad... Thus proving God's is fallable and not all knowing.

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being female is the "default" so if something is wrong with the expression of the Y chromosome, the body defaults to making female characteristics, if I'm not mistaken

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother had dogs all his adult life and he always refused to feed any of them that rubbish marketed as "dog food". He either cooked the meat for them or fed them it raw. Miss ya bro ;(

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    Anya Beboop
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    5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also assumes you can live in an area fit for kids playing outside.

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    Luke Branwen
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 28 and I still feel like a child myself, me not having children is in everybody's best interest.

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Beatles were once being interviewed, and the interviewer asked Ringo what Is was like being the best drummer in the world, and John said ‘Best drummer in the world?? He’s not even the best drummer in The Beatles!’ 🤣

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the brightness of the sun reflected off snow is the reason the first versions of sunglasses (called snow glasses) were invented by the Inuit.

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the same person who said that she can't stand it when men use umbrellas?

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    Most Of Us Are Too

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to this picture, he may have had an umbilical hernia. Hope he got that looked at.

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    He Makes A Good Point

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An abortion clinic is a medical facility, whereas a church is a book club . . .

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    james stevenson
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    5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I watching youtube on my laptop while I'm eating at the table? (also upvote for Hitchhikers Guide reference)

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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny that a guy that played Hercules is scared of a little needle! 😅

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