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Ever had a heated online argument with a stranger, only to think of the perfect comeback three days later? Well, on the internet clock, a few days might as well be an eternity, and everyone’s already moved on.

But over on r/clevercomebacks, wasting time is unheard of. With over 2 million members, this subreddit is full of sharp retorts for any situation. At Bored Panda, we’re big fans. So we’ve rounded up the best comebacks they have to offer. Keep reading, you might just find the right response to silence that next awkward comment.

The feeling of disappointment when you don’t have a clever reply on the spot actually has a name—it’s called ‘l’esprit de l’escalier’, or ‘staircase wit’. This term was coined by the 18th century French philosopher Denis Diderot in his dramatic essay, Paradox of the Actor.

The phrase comes from an incident Diderot had over dinner. “A sensitive man, such as myself, overwhelmed by the argument leveled against him, becomes confused and doesn’t collect his thoughts until he’s at the bottom of the stairs,” the philosopher wrote.

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There’s a reason why we sometimes freeze and struggle to respond when someone says something upsetting. Our body sees it as a social danger and goes into defense mode.

“When someone says something offensive or harmful that hurts us or hurts a member of a community that’s really important to us, our nervous system can get activated,” said psychologist Kerry McBroome for Time Magazine. “The parts of the brain that are responsible for coming up with clever or witty things to say are just not online—they’re nervous and sensing a threat.”

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men, you can’t have babies. Sit down when *women’s* reproductive rights are discussed

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Of course, some folks are naturally good at throwing verbal punches and do so whenever they can. But if you need some pointers in that area, blogger and podcaster Myke Macapinlac has tips on how to be more quick-witted and funny.

According to him, one of the first things you should learn is how to stay present in the moment. “Catch yourself when you’re ruminating and remind yourself to slow down your breathing. By doing so, you’ll be able to relax your body and bring yourself back to your current situation,” he advises.



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If you’re having a conversation, Myke suggests really focusing on what the other person is saying. “It’s much easier to come up with the right things to say when you’re actually listening,” he notes.

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Kristy Marion
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I genuinely admire anyone that chooses to join the military to protect their country, however the idolising of Veterans in America never sits well with me. When you stir up patriotism, and putting civil servants on pedestals and paying such a low minimum wage that joining the armed forces is the only way out, yet shoe no care for returning and ex serviceman, except for give them 10% discounts everywhere and a “thank you for your service”, well, it seems to be like big business and corporations are involved somewhere,

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jacket no longer required! That burn will keep her warm now.

Another key tip is to stop caring so much. Macapinlac points out, “Most individuals who struggle socially think that all eyes are on them. They’re so afraid of being judged by others that’s why they stifle their personality. To avoid embarrassing themselves, they just remain quiet.”

“Even if you say something silly, I can assure you that people would’ve forgotten about you by the time they get home”. By letting go of this fear, you’ll be more relaxed, which will help you make clever remarks faster.

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Luke Branwen
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of that old joke: "We asked people how they view lesbian relationships. The question had to be rephrased after majority of responders answered 'in high definition'."

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Libstak
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is a woman's body preference ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT MEN WANT. We have the right to body autonomy, that means we makes choices for our bodies for ourselves, we are not a potential appendage to a man in life, we have a life all our own.

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Sometimes it’s good to prepare in advance. “Get a piece of paper and take the time to reflect. Think of previous situations where you wanted to say something clever but you weren’t able to. And then, brainstorm some good comebacks that you could’ve said,” the blogger recommends.


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It’s also important to manage your emotions. When you’re calm and collected, you come across as more confident. Macapinlac encourages trying out meditation and journaling to be more mindful.

“[This] will allow you to control the way you think. You’ll be able to identify and reframe your limiting beliefs.
This will help you become less reactive, especially during stressful moments”.

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's pretty much the best explanation of why we wore face masks I've ever seen.

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Don’t forget to take inspiration from others. “What better way to improve your sense of humor than by watching more comedy shows and stand-up routines,” Myke says. “Pay close attention to [the comedian’s] material. Notice the timing and delivery of the joke. When something amuses you, ask yourself why by taking a moment to analyze it”.

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araT sdrawkcaB
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And forgetting your kids birthday 3 years running? I’m adopting your son. You’re fired.

Bored Trash Panda
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right! how do you forget your kids birthday. My son could be living on the freaking moon and I would still bug him on his bday (luckily he is only 11 and lives with me so I just have to walk to his room lol)

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Alewa
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are not even concerned about their son, but about themselves.

Nitka Tsar
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, they are concerned about what other people will think about them!

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Jason
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even. I don't care what my son is. Some random organization isn't going to make me feel bad for being his father.

Marianne
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare he mocking her like that, just because she forgot his birthday 3 times in a row. This happens to everyone, I'm sure she's a great mother apart from that. /s

Anne Roberts
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I "forgot" my son's birthday one year when I was sick in the hospital. I will never get over the guilt even though he said he understood because I was so sick. He means the world to me.

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Upstaged75
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Mom keeps forgetting my birthday - I know, I'll just be gay to get back at her!" It would be a great idea if people had to take an IQ test before they were allowed to procreate.

Elvira Petersen
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"get back at me for forgetting his birthday for the past three years". Maybe forget about his preference as easily???

Jen M
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can you forget your own child's birthday for 3 years...?!?

RabidChild
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a brilliant answer. But, what an awful mom. "He's doing this whole gay thing because I forgot his birthday 3 years in a row because I'm soooo busy and now my Christian friends are gonna laugh at me." Seriously??

keyboardtek
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was one comedian who said about marriage if someone wants to get married and eventually stop having sex with someone, that's their right.

IndigoViolent
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh hey, I'm a terrible parent who neglects their kid, but I expect my child to not 'embarrass' me in front of my horrible friends." These people are so un-self-aware that I'm amazed they remember to breathe.

alicia
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is always my response. If you think it's a choice, you try it.

Reddog McGraw
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure how not getting Birthday Cake translated to wanting some D ...but who knows?

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Lihi Porat
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's better, "he will not stop being gay" or the fact that his mother forgot his birthday THREE YEARS in a row! You know, I kinda hope it's also his way to get back at her 😂

tjames19701962
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God loves EVERYONE! Says that in Matt 7: 1-5. You and your "group" need a little lesson in reading the Bible .

Zann
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because some people are so screwed up..unacceptance is obviously easier for this person..

Argie Smith
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, I don't think about it at all and wish people would stop telling me unprompted. I don't go around telling everyone who i sleep with. You do you ok? We can all just be happy.

Lena Flising
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will make fun of you? So your reputation is more important to you than your son's happiness? How can you forget your son's birthday THREE years in a row? My parents have had busy schedules most of their lives, and they have four kids (and six grandchildren). Not once, during my 54 years, has my mother forgotten my birthday.

MrLiesegang
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything gets censored but not Dickinson? What btw. would be a better surname for the homophobic mother.

Daya Meyer
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"He will not stop being gay." Of course, it is a free choice to be gay just to annoy you and to destroy your reputation.

justanotherweirdo
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DEAR SON OF BETRAYED: move out, cut off all contact, and maybe put a pride flag bumper sticker on your mom’s car while she’s at church.

Purple_bio
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i ain't reading this anymore, hi, i'm agander, femboy and demisexual, grew up christian, can confirm, NO ONE CARES, as long as you are respectful they don't really give a dam most of the time, i don't like christians but some are alright this lady is going the way that i want to do crimes against humanity, but most christians don't care remember that, if you come out just keep being you

Riley Quinn
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I'd be concerned about my child's sexuality would be if I found out s/he was a pedo. But this woman, who can't even remember her own son's birthday, is really more concerned about her own reputation. Proof that giving birth doesn't make one a mother.

KimTx ‍️
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you forget your child's birthday THREE YEARS IN A ROW????

Cyndielouwhoo
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's rather telling that they know they've ignored his birthday for years, plus this BS, wouldn't be surprised if that kid cut ties after leaving home.

Scott Rackley
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the admission that church is a little play in peer pressure.

GEA
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's turned to Gaydom, just because I'm an uncaring b***h of a mother!

Regina Holt
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this, and read it in its entirety every time I see it.

AlpacaLunch
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forgot his birthday 3 years in a row! Stop reading a newspaper, try a calendar..

Gabriele Alfredo Pini
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except whene a man told us that it is simple to change orientation: he is normally attracted to men but choose to be attracted by women. A very sad story.

Eric Williams
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someday, homosexuality won't be so fashionable then all gay people will go back to being gender normal...just sayin'...heh...

Doofnuts
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only problem I've had with all this sexuality stuff was recently. All of a sudden there was all this screaming and pushing stuff down everybodies throat, which I really kind of found difficult to deal with. Never cared before, now, well------

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not going to downvote you because free will and all that, but I genuinely want to ask why you are bothered by a group of people asking to be heard? Instead of thinking about it as something negative being "crammed down your throat," think of it as, while we still have a long way to go, isn't it amazing that we are at a time when people of many orientations feel comfortable being open about how they love.

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However, if you’re around someone you want to build a lasting relationship with, be considerate and don’t say things that could ruin someone’s day. “If you want to learn how to be witty and funny, always leave people better than before you met them.”

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Lastly, be patient with yourself and make an effort to get out of your comfort zone. “The more you practice, the better you’ll be at bantering with people,” Myke concludes.

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Bernd Herbert
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really annoyed by all those atheistic phrases people are using every day. Like "For nothing's sake" or "My Notthing!" and the ever present "Thank nothing!"

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Burning people alive? Yep, that sounds exactly like organized religion to me! Leave people alone when they're not of your faith? Nope! Gotta convert them! Oh, wait, they're unwilling to be converted? Better kill them!

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Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It

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So next time, we hope you have the confidence and quick wit to deliver that perfect comeback. Stay sharp!

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could be cool if they do. Imagine hiking and then something jump from a tree branch yelling Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirel !!!

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Isabella
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least some of the non-British artefacts from British Musem were saved from destruction.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God gave us brains so we could use them. If He didn't want us to learn how to prevent and cure disease, how to enhance the lives of the disabled, to fix what is broken, He wouldn't have given us brains!

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Anya Beboop
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do to get groceries without a large crowd and lines.Also allergic to the sun.

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Boy-Ahn
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, now we are censoring even the euphemisms? M o f o is not OK? How about BS?

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Bernd Herbert
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine that person writing that respone and thinking:"There. Clown shoes. The perfect analogy! Let's see them coming back from that one!"

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Stardust she/her
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hymen can tear without sexual activity. Sometimes you’re not even born with it. The hymen isn’t like one of those freshness seals

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Jack Burton
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why don"t they go full amish and live like old pioneers, these stupid just want the modern world with our way to see the world. How crazy.

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Little Wonder
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a photo of one of those lockdown rhymes they're teaching kindergarten kids in case of active shooter, and someone replied "Sure, we have to be prepared for any natural disaster" and the mere fact this person considers an active shooter to be an unavoidable natural disaster says a LOT about the mindset of a lot of (not all of) Americans.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is clearly a joke, the original post was from a novelty account.

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Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess

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Marianne
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also there's a huge difference between a man that I like looking at in a movie and a man that I want to build my life with.

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Morning Coffee vs. Morning People

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can u please let ppl wake up their own way, not everyone is a morning person

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james stevenson
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The day I'm asked to contribute evenly I'm outta here!" (Who am I to talk though?)

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Spidercat
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Christians don't like to talk about Satan too much for two reasons. 1. Satan just means adversary so not necessarily Lucifer. 2. God created Lucifer and didn't expect him to go bad... Thus proving God's is fallable and not all knowing.

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Philip Brought A Tank In A Knife Fight

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Chihuahua Mama
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being female is the "default" so if something is wrong with the expression of the Y chromosome, the body defaults to making female characteristics, if I'm not mistaken

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"Markets Unable To Adapt To New Generation Of Consumers"

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother had dogs all his adult life and he always refused to feed any of them that rubbish marketed as "dog food". He either cooked the meat for them or fed them it raw. Miss ya bro ;(

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So Easy To Say

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Anya Beboop
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This also assumes you can live in an area fit for kids playing outside.

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Other People’s Kids Is A Surprisingly Great Form Of Birth Control

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 28 and I still feel like a child myself, me not having children is in everybody's best interest.

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They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Another Reason To Love The Beatles

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Beatles were once being interviewed, and the interviewer asked Ringo what Is was like being the best drummer in the world, and John said ‘Best drummer in the world?? He’s not even the best drummer in The Beatles!’ 🤣

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The Only Reasonable Response

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When You Get Shot Down By Facts

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Louise Clarke
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the brightness of the sun reflected off snow is the reason the first versions of sunglasses (called snow glasses) were invented by the Inuit.

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I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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He's Not Wrong

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it the same person who said that she can't stand it when men use umbrellas?

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Most Of Us Are Too

Most Of Us Are Too

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to this picture, he may have had an umbilical hernia. Hope he got that looked at.

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He Makes A Good Point

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An abortion clinic is a medical facility, whereas a church is a book club . . .

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A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why am I watching youtube on my laptop while I'm eating at the table? (also upvote for Hitchhikers Guide reference)

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny that a guy that played Hercules is scared of a little needle! 😅

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