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Ever had a heated online argument with a stranger, only to think of the perfect comeback three days later? Well, on the internet clock, a few days might as well be an eternity, and everyone’s already moved on.

But over on r/clevercomebacks, wasting time is unheard of. With over 2 million members, this subreddit is full of sharp retorts for any situation. At Bored Panda, we’re big fans. So we’ve rounded up the best comebacks they have to offer. Keep reading, you might just find the right response to silence that next awkward comment.

The feeling of disappointment when you don’t have a clever reply on the spot actually has a name—it’s called ‘l’esprit de l’escalier’, or ‘staircase wit’. This term was coined by the 18th century French philosopher Denis Diderot in his dramatic essay, Paradox of the Actor.

The phrase comes from an incident Diderot had over dinner. “A sensitive man, such as myself, overwhelmed by the argument leveled against him, becomes confused and doesn’t collect his thoughts until he’s at the bottom of the stairs,” the philosopher wrote.

There’s a reason why we sometimes freeze and struggle to respond when someone says something upsetting. Our body sees it as a social danger and goes into defense mode.

“When someone says something offensive or harmful that hurts us or hurts a member of a community that’s really important to us, our nervous system can get activated,” said psychologist Kerry McBroome for Time Magazine. “The parts of the brain that are responsible for coming up with clever or witty things to say are just not online—they’re nervous and sensing a threat.”

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men, you can’t have babies. Sit down when *women’s* reproductive rights are discussed

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Of course, some folks are naturally good at throwing verbal punches and do so whenever they can. But if you need some pointers in that area, blogger and podcaster Myke Macapinlac has tips on how to be more quick-witted and funny.

According to him, one of the first things you should learn is how to stay present in the moment. “Catch yourself when you’re ruminating and remind yourself to slow down your breathing. By doing so, you’ll be able to relax your body and bring yourself back to your current situation,” he advises.



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If you’re having a conversation, Myke suggests really focusing on what the other person is saying. “It’s much easier to come up with the right things to say when you’re actually listening,” he notes.

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Kristy Marion
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I genuinely admire anyone that chooses to join the military to protect their country, however the idolising of Veterans in America never sits well with me. When you stir up patriotism, and putting civil servants on pedestals and paying such a low minimum wage that joining the armed forces is the only way out, yet shoe no care for returning and ex serviceman, except for give them 10% discounts everywhere and a “thank you for your service”, well, it seems to be like big business and corporations are involved somewhere,

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jacket no longer required! That burn will keep her warm now.

Another key tip is to stop caring so much. Macapinlac points out, “Most individuals who struggle socially think that all eyes are on them. They’re so afraid of being judged by others that’s why they stifle their personality. To avoid embarrassing themselves, they just remain quiet.”

“Even if you say something silly, I can assure you that people would’ve forgotten about you by the time they get home”. By letting go of this fear, you’ll be more relaxed, which will help you make clever remarks faster.

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Luke Branwen
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of that old joke: "We asked people how they view lesbian relationships. The question had to be rephrased after majority of responders answered 'in high definition'."

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Libstak
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is a woman's body preference ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT MEN WANT. We have the right to body autonomy, that means we makes choices for our bodies for ourselves, we are not a potential appendage to a man in life, we have a life all our own.

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Sometimes it’s good to prepare in advance. “Get a piece of paper and take the time to reflect. Think of previous situations where you wanted to say something clever but you weren’t able to. And then, brainstorm some good comebacks that you could’ve said,” the blogger recommends.


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It’s also important to manage your emotions. When you’re calm and collected, you come across as more confident. Macapinlac encourages trying out meditation and journaling to be more mindful.

“[This] will allow you to control the way you think. You’ll be able to identify and reframe your limiting beliefs.
This will help you become less reactive, especially during stressful moments”.

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james stevenson
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's pretty much the best explanation of why we wore face masks I've ever seen.

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Don’t forget to take inspiration from others. “What better way to improve your sense of humor than by watching more comedy shows and stand-up routines,” Myke says. “Pay close attention to [the comedian’s] material. Notice the timing and delivery of the joke. When something amuses you, ask yourself why by taking a moment to analyze it”.

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Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

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araT sdrawkcaB
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And forgetting your kids birthday 3 years running? I’m adopting your son. You’re fired.

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However, if you’re around someone you want to build a lasting relationship with, be considerate and don’t say things that could ruin someone’s day. “If you want to learn how to be witty and funny, always leave people better than before you met them.”

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Lastly, be patient with yourself and make an effort to get out of your comfort zone. “The more you practice, the better you’ll be at bantering with people,” Myke concludes.

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Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Bernd Herbert
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really annoyed by all those atheistic phrases people are using every day. Like "For nothing's sake" or "My Notthing!" and the ever present "Thank nothing!"

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Burning people alive? Yep, that sounds exactly like organized religion to me! Leave people alone when they're not of your faith? Nope! Gotta convert them! Oh, wait, they're unwilling to be converted? Better kill them!

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Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It

Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It

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So next time, we hope you have the confidence and quick wit to deliver that perfect comeback. Stay sharp!

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could be cool if they do. Imagine hiking and then something jump from a tree branch yelling Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirel !!!

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Isabella
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least some of the non-British artefacts from British Musem were saved from destruction.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God gave us brains so we could use them. If He didn't want us to learn how to prevent and cure disease, how to enhance the lives of the disabled, to fix what is broken, He wouldn't have given us brains!

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Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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Anya Beboop
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do to get groceries without a large crowd and lines.Also allergic to the sun.

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People Really Live In Their Own Little Bubbles

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Boy-Ahn
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, now we are censoring even the euphemisms? M o f o is not OK? How about BS?

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Bernd Herbert
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine that person writing that respone and thinking:"There. Clown shoes. The perfect analogy! Let's see them coming back from that one!"

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Stardust she/her
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hymen can tear without sexual activity. Sometimes you’re not even born with it. The hymen isn’t like one of those freshness seals

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Jack Burton
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why don"t they go full amish and live like old pioneers, these stupid just want the modern world with our way to see the world. How crazy.

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Little Wonder
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a photo of one of those lockdown rhymes they're teaching kindergarten kids in case of active shooter, and someone replied "Sure, we have to be prepared for any natural disaster" and the mere fact this person considers an active shooter to be an unavoidable natural disaster says a LOT about the mindset of a lot of (not all of) Americans.

Kare Deter
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a teacher who has heard this idea more than once: NO. WE (most of us) don't want to carry guns. Can't imagine the palsied 86 year old teacher pulling out a Glock and trying to aim for the bad guy. No, no, no, no.

Verena
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't be easy, and must actually be terrifying, living in a country where everybody needs to be armed for self-defence, because somebody might get crazy with their guns

Puggy
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's really scary is that only 35% of US citizens own guns, but there are more guns than people.If one gun isn't enough to soothe your insecurities, why would 10 guns do it?

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Dread Pirate Roberts
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, there is so much stupid in everything that Rick guy said. I love how he also assumes that all teachers can even be trusted with a gun 🤦‍♀️

Trisec Tebeakesse
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cousin is in law enforcement. He said it once - it doesn't matter if you are trained, licensed, and registered. All I know is when I show up, I see an idiot waving a gun around and act accordingly.

Tom Brincefield
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least one "good guy with a gun" successfully stopped a shooter. Then the cops showed up, saw a guy with a gun standing over a body and killed him. Because all they knew was it was an active shooter situation.

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Dane
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in America, and I blame my education for not understanding this. When a kid was throwing rocks on the school playground, for some reason, the teachers never told the rest of us to pick up rocks and start throwing. Had I only known, I could have stopped these "rock-thrower" 50 years ago!

C.O. Shea
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You first, Rick! Pea-brained coward thrusting a lunch lady into the line of fire instead of a man? Shocking!

Zoey Rayne
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only devil's advocate defense I will give in the face of this stupid argument is that the teachers value the lives of the children more than these cowardly cops. Do the job you trained for.

Nicole Weymann
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They may. Hopefully they do. But then again teachers are only human, and just as vulnerable to being overworked, underpaid, angry, desperate, disrespected, burned out, etc. as everybody else. So chances are high that 1) teachers going on a shooting spree may just increase the number of amok runners and their victims, and 2) potential amok runners won't have to bring their own guns to school, they'll just have to take/find/steal/blackmail the teacher for the ones already there.

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Wielder of Yielder
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not give all the kids guns, too? That way, no kid would ever get shot.

Tracey Stammers
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guns, Schools, Americans - You are probably the only western nation that encourages the carrying of this type of weapon as a right/expectation. It is the laws and the Ostrich head in the sand elements of the US that sees the solution of adding more weapons to the mix as a solution. God forbid that this behaviour is picked up elsewhere.

Uncle Schmickle
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, let's arm the kids too. At playtime they can practice shooting each other.

Congruent Empath
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teachers have enough to deal with like overcrowded classes and uncontrollable behavior problems. Just imagine if a disgruntled middle or high schooler was able to take the teacher's firearm for his own purposes. Or if an elementary school student got possession of one and was curious as to how it worked. Yeah, let's spend millions of dollars to arm teachers and let them wallow in low salaries, unsupportive administrators, unsupportive and entitled parents, and lack of classroom supplies.

alicia
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't bring a handgun to an assault rifle fight.🤦‍♀️

Steve Hall
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If teachers carried guns, none of my kids would have survived elementary school.

me McG
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a Nuclear 🤯 Bomb."

Fred L.
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, free guns for everybody under 12 it is. After all, what could go wrong?

Rob D
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Conservatives talk about a good guy stopping a bad guy like it's easy. As a gun owner, is absolutely scary how undertrained and underperforming 95% of gun owners are. Most pistols (but actually their operators; the pistol itself is accurate AF) have a truly accurate range (given the lack of training) of 5 to 7 yards, especially those meant for carry with 3-4 inch barrels. ...I can't believe, even, Republicans, can't watch a police shooting where 3 cops unload 34 rounds apiece into an suv and don't hit a thing, and think teacher/staff carry is a viable solution. And let's briefly touch on training/expense (in FLA). A 50 rd box of decent 9mm is $15. Range fee: $20-40. Is the 45K/year social studies teacher prepared to go through 3 or 4 boxes per range session, a couple sessions per week, in perpetuity? Cause that's the scary bare minimum training it would take to even feign competence with a firearm if it really mattered.

Alicia M
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my kid's teacher carried a gun in class, I would pull my kid out of that school immediately. It's an accident waiting to happen.

Tara L.
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a teacher with kids to protect, you're damn right I'd blast a school shooter, but it wouldn't be with no super rare "8mm" 🙄 that nobody's ever heard of. It would be with my .45

Purple_bio
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America is the defo of a sims game that had everything given at the wrong time and left to run it self for a 100 years, in simple, completely fu(keD

Kyllein MacKellerann
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Solve the "Gun Problem" with better background checks and manditory training on the weapon you want to buy. Most "checks" today take less than a day and only look for felonies in the applicant's past.

Meagan Glaser
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"we should arm teachers so they can protect kids" "in case the police can't get their in time?" "no, because the police say they don't have to protect kids" "why don't we make it part of the police's job to protect kids? They already HAVE guns and know how to use them" "...no" "?" "Look, I always thought I could be a hardcore heroic Die Hard style hero in a pinch, and I don't care how little sense I make or how many children have to die. I will NOT let that fantasy be punctured!"

Sierra Tide
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On a different note.... I would watch a movie about the lunch lady, the librarian, the janitor and both the math and science teacher forming an after school vigilante group going after school bullies that terrorize other students and teachers 🍿

That Person
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a lockdown this year. A bunch of people initially thought it was a drill, but it lasted for about half an hour, they did not announce it previously, and had not informed the teachers. My friends and I, upon realizing the abnormality of the situation, began calmly (and quietly) discussing the possible weapons in the room, possible escape routes, etc. The best weapon we found was a hydroflask. It’s a good weapon, but the problem is it is close range, so if the assailant had a gun (which the assailant probably would) it would be far too risky to attempt to use. My geometry teacher said she wished she was allowed to have a gun because we would be otherwise defenseless. We were on the second story, so if it came to making a run for it, we could not jump out without probably injuring ourselves. We later found out that it was an “elevated drill.” The police department didn’t like that our school didn’t take the lockdown drills seriously (students talking loudly and having a casual view of the situation) so they forced our school to do that. They did not notify anyone beforehand. Most of the students, myself included, thought there was a real threat to the school. Many of those kids also experienced trauma from that day and parents were infuriated at the school. The principal had to formally apologize on the morning announcements and proclaim that the school will never again do what they did that day.

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Robert Davis
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That Texas Police Department should be renamed Vulva PD, because they are a bunch of pu$$ie$.

Timbob
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes Lee, we are stupid here. Exceedingly so ! There are two kinds of American men with guns. Criminals, and men with small Penises.

B W
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instead of guns we should call them small peepee protectors. Huge Super Bowl commercials with limp, and fragile ‘Mericans in leotards.

Vinnie
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless it's changed, the Super Bowl is not for ballet. Anyways, I wouldn't pick a fight with a guy who could lift me high over his head. I'm not big, but I do weigh a bit more than a football.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is clearly a joke, the original post was from a novelty account.

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Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Not Mine But On Point

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Marianne
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also there's a huge difference between a man that I like looking at in a movie and a man that I want to build my life with.

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Morning Coffee vs. Morning People

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can u please let ppl wake up their own way, not everyone is a morning person

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james stevenson
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The day I'm asked to contribute evenly I'm outta here!" (Who am I to talk though?)

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Christians don't like to talk about Satan too much for two reasons. 1. Satan just means adversary so not necessarily Lucifer. 2. God created Lucifer and didn't expect him to go bad... Thus proving God's is fallable and not all knowing.

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Philip Brought A Tank In A Knife Fight

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Chihuahua Mama
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being female is the "default" so if something is wrong with the expression of the Y chromosome, the body defaults to making female characteristics, if I'm not mistaken

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"Markets Unable To Adapt To New Generation Of Consumers"

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother had dogs all his adult life and he always refused to feed any of them that rubbish marketed as "dog food". He either cooked the meat for them or fed them it raw. Miss ya bro ;(

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So Easy To Say

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Anya Beboop
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This also assumes you can live in an area fit for kids playing outside.

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Other People’s Kids Is A Surprisingly Great Form Of Birth Control

Other People’s Kids Is A Surprisingly Great Form Of Birth Control

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Luke Branwen
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 28 and I still feel like a child myself, me not having children is in everybody's best interest.

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They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Another Reason To Love The Beatles

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Beatles were once being interviewed, and the interviewer asked Ringo what Is was like being the best drummer in the world, and John said ‘Best drummer in the world?? He’s not even the best drummer in The Beatles!’ 🤣

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That’s My Gender

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The Only Reasonable Response

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When You Get Shot Down By Facts

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the brightness of the sun reflected off snow is the reason the first versions of sunglasses (called snow glasses) were invented by the Inuit.

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I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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He's Not Wrong

He's Not Wrong

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troufaki13
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it the same person who said that she can't stand it when men use umbrellas?

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#83

Most Of Us Are Too

Most Of Us Are Too

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Anony Mouse
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to this picture, he may have had an umbilical hernia. Hope he got that looked at.

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#85

He Makes A Good Point

He Makes A Good Point

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Brain-In-A-Vat
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An abortion clinic is a medical facility, whereas a church is a book club . . .

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#87

A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?

A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?

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james stevenson
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why am I watching youtube on my laptop while I'm eating at the table? (also upvote for Hitchhikers Guide reference)

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#88

They're With Him, Alright

They're With Him, Alright

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JMOpinion
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny that a guy that played Hercules is scared of a little needle! 😅

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#89

I Should Be Allowed To Pick The Oil Company I Die And Kill For!

I Should Be Allowed To Pick The Oil Company I Die And Kill For!

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#91

This Always Makes Me Laugh

This Always Makes Me Laugh

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