Ouch - my favourite!

Yes!

Men, you can’t have babies. Sit down when *women’s* reproductive rights are discussed

Ew

This should be way higher.

Ka-ching!

Nice!

I genuinely admire anyone that chooses to join the military to protect their country, however the idolising of Veterans in America never sits well with me. When you stir up patriotism, and putting civil servants on pedestals and paying such a low minimum wage that joining the armed forces is the only way out, yet shoe no care for returning and ex serviceman, except for give them 10% discounts everywhere and a “thank you for your service”, well, it seems to be like big business and corporations are involved somewhere,

Jacket no longer required! That burn will keep her warm now.

This

Reminds me of that old joke: "We asked people how they view lesbian relationships. The question had to be rephrased after majority of responders answered 'in high definition'."

How is a woman's body preference ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT MEN WANT. We have the right to body autonomy, that means we makes choices for our bodies for ourselves, we are not a potential appendage to a man in life, we have a life all our own.

🤣😂🤣😂 omg so funny

I yeeted my uterus, guess I'm pointless now. Whoot!

Ouch!! That's a good one.

That's pretty much the best explanation of why we wore face masks I've ever seen.

“Women can’t stand me”

and that's in Celcius

The weakest minds need someone, anyone, to look down on for no reason.

And forgetting your kids birthday 3 years running? I’m adopting your son. You’re fired.

Oh. DAMN!!!

Well done Michael. Well done.

Censoring Mr. W**g’s name is both disgusting and insulting.

I thought dinosaurs were just a prank of Satan's, since the world is only 6000 years old.

I'm really annoyed by all those atheistic phrases people are using every day. Like "For nothing's sake" or "My Notthing!" and the ever present "Thank nothing!"

I'm an atheist and I can't drive down the street to go grocery shopping without passing three churches, but tell me again how troublesome and in your face all these atheists are. 🤷

Mhm, just this weekend me and my fellow athiests were walking up to houses, knocking on the door, offering copies of The Origin Of Species and telling people they'll suffer for eternity if they don't say 'damn' and 'oh my god'

Have you rejected Jesus from your heart?

Atheist here: I was once washing my hands in a restroom at the public library, and the lady at the sink next to me said something about me looking like "a good Christian girl." I didn't tell her s**t. I awkwardly nodded and walked away, because I just wanted to borrow some books! Another time a guy I met once at our university hiking club later saw me on campus. He said he liked my skirt because "it's so modest" and asked if there was "anything [I wanted him] to pray about for [me]." I said "no thanks" and did not seek out future interactions with him. The Bible belt is f*****g weird. People will not just tell you about their religion; they will default to assuming you share it. It is usually not worth explaining that you don't.

“Just stopped by to tell you there is no word! *Hands them a blank piece of paper*

"Do you have a moment to talk about or lord and savior, nothing?"

Yes. Toootally them.

i dfon't care, bite me

Why do atheists look up when they swear?

They are very proud of themselves for not believing in Good. However, they never met Him. If I haven't met these atheists, I don't believe in them either.

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For real tho, these hardcore atheists can be just as pushy, obnoxious and insufferable as religious fundamentalists. I have yet to meet a militant atheist (emphasis on MILITANT) who wasn't a human equivalent of stepping on a Lego in a wet sock.

Burning people alive? Yep, that sounds exactly like organized religion to me! Leave people alone when they're not of your faith? Nope! Gotta convert them! Oh, wait, they're unwilling to be converted? Better kill them!

Goodwill does this... just one more reason to not take your business there.

It could be cool if they do. Imagine hiking and then something jump from a tree branch yelling Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirel !!!

utter matness!

At least some of the non-British artefacts from British Musem were saved from destruction.