He sounds GREAT!

so true (coughs) Donald trump...

true story

Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!

Squirted coffee on my monitor from laughing

I believe this must be pounds, and then it would be 135 kgs to 81 kgs. Does not sound bad!

That's a paid vacation!

Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.

Way to take one for the team!

The world in 2018 with poverty, wars, no actions against pollution, etc. etc., i.e. mankind having all the means but not the will to enable everyone, in particularly future generations, in having a good life.

Dreadpool

Oh, that's mean!

Wow! :D Where do you people find time to think about this!

From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.

This man is a national treasure. Woman cold? Me make fire!! Marry him. Now.

As a man I am truly afraid to make a move because I always second guess myself when I think I'm getting "hints".

lmao are you sure he liked you he went into all that effort t not sit next to you! (SORRY)

Stop hinting. Say something. We can't read minds.

A man who will get up out of a comfy chair and spend an hour building a fire to keep you warm is a keeper.

I really wish I had my current "idgaf" attitude back when I was younger and single. Dropping hints is for the birds. Just flat out tell someone you like them. They'll either like you back or not. At least you'll know, and there's none of this hinting back and forth and trying to decode the other person's actions.

What a burn. I think we've all had that happen.

Reasonable.

i lit a bottle of nail polish on fire last night

Women like ME don't pass up a good excuse to set s**t on fire!! 😂

Burn everything!

This is why I'm lesbian. Because girls understand obvious hints.

...but you said you were cold, so he built you a fire. Think about it from that perspective...

I got in my undies and went to bed, staring at him. He said "goodnight". And I see you coming, he was interested, we dated for a while after that ;)

you could have just said "hold me", men would be just as clueless to that as to "i'm cold" but you would have gotten what you wanted.

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What a horrible thought, and what a waste for that room. I would turn it into a cozy area to play video games that I do not have time for, read the books I always wanted to read, and spend time with loved-ones when days are too stressful.

An experiment was recently completed that shows that particles can change upon observation, so this may not be so far fetched after all.

UMM dont worry im sure thats normal

I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.

But if it's obbligatory, make that test be free of charge, or at least, discounted.

Tomatoes, I suspect.

This is happening right now!!!!

Julia Roberts would be perfect the Hollywood adaption of this story.

When logic is both a winner and a loser!

R.I.P.

I once asked someone (A non-drinker), what would you possibly do, if you are way to much drunk, Response: I won't remember a thing I guess. Friends for life.

This is 100% true

Female orgasm

stop stop no really seriously wait my god