He sounds GREAT!

so true (coughs) Donald trump...

true story

Cracked me up so hard i got in trouble in class for laughing to loud and was getting a number of looks. This is so funny but so smart at the same time!

Squirted coffee on my monitor from laughing

I believe this must be pounds, and then it would be 135 kgs to 81 kgs. Does not sound bad!

That's a paid vacation!

Nothing could be more true then this. Just do it if you are alone and want friends, true friends.

Way to take one for the team!

The world in 2018 with poverty, wars, no actions against pollution, etc. etc., i.e. mankind having all the means but not the will to enable everyone, in particularly future generations, in having a good life.

Dreadpool

Oh, that's mean!

Wow! :D Where do you people find time to think about this!

From a man to ladies: you might think the hints you give are very obvious, but they are not! And if you like a man, make the first step yourself. Don't get upset if a man doesn't get your "obvious" hints.

What a horrible thought, and what a waste for that room. I would turn it into a cozy area to play video games that I do not have time for, read the books I always wanted to read, and spend time with loved-ones when days are too stressful.

An experiment was recently completed that shows that particles can change upon observation, so this may not be so far fetched after all.

UMM dont worry im sure thats normal

I'd get really mad at myself for not having the apartment clean. And also have to resist the urge to kiss him.

Ask for ID

I don't open the door for strangers. Or ex presidents

I would show him the small cabin that we have on the farm here in Sweden and let him stay there. A small cabin is called a "barack" in Swedish, therefore we named ours "Obama".

Make some cinnamon rolls!

I'd have to tell him that he has to sleep on my recliner cause I don't have a 2nd bed or a couch for hi to sleep on! I bet he lasts only 1 night!

Invite him in, and let him sleep on the couch.

As long as every time anyone says "anything" he replies "THEN PERISH*

Shut door in his face. NOPE!

Invite him in.

Fabulous answer

Honestly, I have never been so psyched about a theoretical situation in my life. Must find a way to make Barack stay at my place!!

I would ask him which extra bedroom he wanted. My mom would ask him where Michelle was, because she adores her. 🙂

I would run away screaming because i have no idea who he is... I'm sorry...

Apologies for the mess. I have an infestation of teenagers.

Probably not believe it was him at all.

Well. . . I'm honored to accept him in our humble abode since he traveled far to the east just to stay in ours.

I would ask him if he brought a cooking chef. Or he have to cook for us both. I love to eat but I'm not good cooking.

Swoon and hope I washed the sheets on the guest bed.

Ring Susan and let her know that I'm scared! ;-)

LOL!

GOOD GOD but that would be fun . . . . . . he can get tickets to EVERYWHERE . . . . .

I'd charge him rent!

I'd say f*** off.

I would tell him to book a room because I'm not a hotel ?

I'd sell tickets!

Ha, ha, ha! "Cheerio", @VeeBeeEll!

where's your wife?

Shut and lock the door.

Close the door on his face

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Put a bullet in his head and kick his dead carcass into the gutter.