Practical.

. . . oh

Just a logical conclusion. Animation movies have a dark twist if you just think them through...

Slapped in the face by reality

I got really confused, but then I saw the trash can lol.

Love is just a mushroom away!

I expected a giant cat overlord to sit on top of it.

A job that has to be done.

I expected a skeleton or a zombie to walk in.

Ouch

.. which is a secret ticket to an unknown society where the dad stored his true will...

But. This is great advice. A generic strategy for finding information.

oops

Mom:...?

Great one!

Me, except I always poke a small bruise to check that it is, indeed, a bruise which is small.

Wingmen sometimes get all the action...

Imagine a fairy offering to jerk you off and go put your semen inside of your crush for you.

Pollination time

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Bzzzz

Oh oh Then the bed gets with her.

*Immediately pinches self* nope not still dreaming

Why is the mission impossible theme playing in my head?

The paws....

Wow, that escalated quickly. And evilly.

Now let's hope one of you guys chokes on Maury!

aw :(

For an additional twist, the artist should have added cleavage to the bone...

Aww

Finally.

Literally haha

This why ghosts are horrible at telling lies....we can see right through them haha!

Not too far from reality, often.