40 Funny And Painfully True Memes That Anyone Who’s “30 And Tired” Might Understand Perfectly (New Pics)
30, flirty and thriving. 30 flirty and thriving. 30 flirty and thriv– actually, it’s more like 30, stressed out about finances and way too exhausted to leave your house past 9pm.
In the classic rom-com 13 Going On 30, Jenna Rink imagined that turning 30 would be the most magical thing that could ever happen to her. In reality, however, many of us turn 30 and realize that we’re not old per se, but we can’t stay up as late as we used to and the most exciting thing that’s happened to us all month is when our brand new vacuum cleaner arrived in the mail. (It’s a robot!)
To poke fun at all of the hilarious things 30+ year olds find themselves doing and thinking, the 30 and Tired Instagram account was born. We’ve gathered some of their best memes that perfectly sum up the millennial experience, so you can laugh along with (or simply at) all of the exhausted people in their thirties. Keep reading to also find an interview with life coach and host of the Turning 30 Podcast, Emma Wilson. Be sure to upvote your favorite posts, and then let us know in the comments what the best and worst things about turning 30 were for you. And if you manage to make it through this list without needing to take a nap, you can check out Bored Panda’s last article featuring the same Instagram account right here.
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You'd need to give me coffee and vodka to shop at any time of the day in general.
Personally I cannot stand vodka, but coffee goes perfectly with rum.
Load More Replies...Emphasis on the music playing at a reasonable volume because the last time I walked into a shoe store it sounded like the inside of a jet engine
This is a genius idea. But can we please have REASONABLE music played at reasonable volume?
Sounds more like Forever 41 to me. I would totally understand shopping there.
Forever 41 is online shopping in bed, and throwing on a robe to answer the door to get the coffee and vodka you ordered through Uber Eats.
Load More Replies...Why is this not already a place!?!?! Us adults NEED and crave this!!!!!
To gain some insight on what it's like to be in your thirties from an expert, we reached out to life coach and host of the Turning 30 Podcast, Emma Wilson. Many people have a crisis as they're leaving their twenties, so we wanted to know if life gets better in your thirties or if it's all downhill from there. "Life absolutely gets better in your thirties, but this is often a matter of perspective," Emma told Bored Panda. "Your thirties are a time when you are more mature and often more stable than in your twenties. You have a higher sense of self and more life experience, and this can result in having richer and deeper friendships and romantic partnerships and can make more thought-out personal and professional decisions."
"However, the pressure that society puts on a 30th birthday can often result in a turning 30 ‘crisis’, which so many experience," Emma explained. "Many people panic just before their thirtieth birthday because they start to feel the pressure from outside. It’s become this big thing, created by society, that can make us go into panic mode. There is something very loaded and charged about 30 specifically because society says you should have done certain things by this time, and if you haven’t done them yet, you may experience a feeling of being left behind or that everyone else is in a different stage to you and then you start to compare."
Left over fries are good when heated in an airfryer! (when they where made from good potatoes to begin with :) )
Load More Replies...Calm down, is a myth, there's no thing like leftover fries.
Load More Replies...That solves so many problems. Don't like soggy veggies? Put them in the oven. Leftovers need reheating? Put them in the oven. Neighbor kids are being obnoxious? Put them - OK maybe not that one...
Load More Replies...I wish my dog lived a long and healthy life with me by her side. We could eat fries together now and then.
If you're not gobbling down the fries first like they're about to execute you in the next five minutes, what are you even doing with your life?
Why would you want your dog to live forever? That is a horrible thing to wish for and I wouldn't want it on my worst enemy.
"This is often in relation to what I call the ’Turning 30 Manuals’- the expectation that we should be partnered, have children and own a property by the time you turn 30," Emma noted. "But for most of us these days, this isn’t the case, and it doesn’t mean there is anything wrong with us, just that we are on our own timelines. For those that get swept up in this comparison and paralyzed by the fear of being in their thirties and not feeling accomplished, can spiral into panic and this can trigger the feeling that life gets worse after you enter your 30s. However, many of the expectations to have done certain things by this age are outdated. The 30 Manuals are just fake benchmarks put onto us by society and the generations above us. We get to choose whether to let this panic effect us, or to be grateful about the privilege of ageing and to make the most of all the joys of growing up and the benefits that go along with it."
I sleep with mine. Yes I need it to feel great about burning calories while asleep
My sis keeps on killing her Tamagotchi for some reason (on purpose), lol.
Wish it were more like Digimon though, just so I could have some sort of battle abilities to throw at others XP
We also asked Emma if she had any wise words for people who are anxious about turning 30. "If you’re nervous about turning 30, I would start by asking yourself why," she told Bored Panda. "What is currently going on (or not going on) in your life that you would like to change? Use trigger thoughts around your milestone moment and really dive into them, use them as an invitation to ask big questions and make the changes that you want to. I think there’s nothing greater than someone who uses a birthday to go on a self-development journey - as cheesy as that sounds! It’s just a great time to ask questions and get to know yourself better."
"Understand that nothing magical is going to happen on the morning of your birthday," Emma explained. "There’s almost something illogical in our thinking around milestones. I think it’s important to just say that out loud to yourself, as it releases pressure. It’s just another day. Operating under pressure will never be conducive to getting where you personally want to be. Lastly, to reassure people that if you want to have a positive outlook on your thirties, you can choose to. I have worked with hundreds of people who have changed their mindsets about this decade."
I get along really well with outgoing people in their 60's and 70's; I'm 39.
I seriously don't even know that many people my own age. I feel like everyone in their 30s is trying to survive and just go to work and then hunker down at home.
Here's an idea: Introvert Uber. They pick you up in a secret location, do not say a SINGLE WORD TO YOU, and then deposit you at your introverted destination.
Don't know about everyone else, but I've found Uber drivers to be a lot less inclined to conversation since the pandemic began. I've used the service twice since then, and both times the drivers wanted me to ride in the back and didn't say a word until I left at my destination.
Load More Replies...I'm 46 but I've always fit in better with people older than me. I don't know if it's because I'm the youngest of 13 kids and my oldest sibling is 66 years old or because my Mom and Dad were from the Silent Generation and not Baby Boomers like most people my age. My parents were born and raised on farms and in the country so they were straight up old when it came to raising us kids.
Next, we asked Emma if there were any misconceptions about millennials that she wanted to dispel, and she was kind enough to reach out to her audience on Instagram asking for their thoughts as well. Some of the top responses Emma shared with us were: that you have to have your [stuff] figured out by 30; that everything goes downhill at 30; millennials spend all their money on brunch; if you’re single at 30 you are unhappy; if you’re single in your 30s you are desperate to meet someone and get married; millennials have it easier than the above generation; that they are scared of a hard day's work; once your twenties are over, all the fun stops.
"Although I love a funny IG meme, the whole narrative around turning 30 and getting a bad back is mostly not true in reality!" Emma told Bored Panda. "Sure the hangovers hit differently, and sure we have more ‘adult’ life pressures, but for a lot of people being in your thirties is your peak, emotionally and mentally and I love dispelling this misconception that it’s all stiff necks and night’s in."
In my late twenties/early thirties I spent my time working and raising three babies. Alone. They were my flatmates.
i’m proud of you. you should be proud of yourself too.
Load More Replies...Lastly, Emma wanted to add that there is often a double standard when it comes to the pressures of aging. "Something I think is a valid point is that I mainly work with women because the pressures that women feel at this age are usually more intense than those that men feel," she explained. "This is mainly linked to biological clock and society being obsessed with a negative image of women ageing. Therefore women often feel those expectations more strongly and panic more if they are single at 30-35, and they want to be mothers."
If you'd like to hear more wise words from Emma or reassure yourself that turning 30 is no big deal, you can find her Instagram right here and the Turning 30 Podcast right here.
And you only caught yourself because the other person looked at you with a stunned/scared expression.
I thought wearing a face mask would at least help. Apparently I have very expressive eyes
Thankfully my life and peeps have evolved to where nobody gives a f*ck
Or you say something in your head and hope that no one heard waht I said! I think for the most part "others" just seem to just p**s me off...
The last time we covered the 30 and Tired Instagram account was about 4 months ago, and I know you people over the age of 30 don’t have the memory that you once did, so I’ll be happy to remind you of that piece. For that article, my colleague Rokas got in touch with Tyler Mann, the creator of this incredibly popular Instagram account, to gain some insight into how the page is run. “When it comes to finding a meme or an image, it could be from anywhere," Tyler previously told Bored Panda.
"Some sources that stand out would be Imgur, Reddit, and other meme accounts that I've communicated with. I'll also think of memes while watching a show or movie or just walking around Target." Tyler explained that there are no hard and fast rules about what can be shared on the page. As long as he finds a meme funny and relatable to his own experience, it will likely be worth posting.
I suspect cleaning personnel love watching this because even in an otherwise empty building my desk will be the first to get mopped around if I’m there. >.<
Can confirm. It's our version of watching the ballet
Load More Replies...As a floor mopper, yes, it's hilarious. But I appreciate the acknowledgement that you respect my work, so please keep doing it. I am totally judging people who just ignore me and the moppd floor, and not in a good way.
this. THIS. and the pained "sorry" if you can find the strength to speak, and depending on the friendliness of the cleaning person, either a smile and a soft mumble "it's ok, you can go" or the death stare
It may look silly but is just common courtesy, showing that you respect the other person
Only 3 weeks??? It takes me about 6 months to a year. And miss you Freddie 😥
Only a year? I’m social twenty minutes and spend 20 years in the forest (I said ‘mommy’ when I was 7 months old and I’m recharging still at age 14)
Load More Replies...You calling me out for that concert I went to? Next day I had a pretty bad low that lasted a few weeks; I had so much fun but got depressed after.
It’s not Freddie, it’s Rami Malek playing Freddie in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
Mines more berating myself for all the ways I was socially ignorant and annoying and vowing to never go out in public again than recharging.
ikr? it hurts to relate to this so much :')
Load More Replies...At middle age, I'm starting to take all those naps I refused to take as a baby.
One day you realize that you've been saying "I got c**p sleep last night" every single morning without fail for the last 5 years and it's 100% true...
Drink a coffee Redbull mixer. But, it can have really bad side effects. I tried it on a Monday morning once. I went to work seeing sounds.
And you knees start popping, ypur joints get sore, and you generally just become more irratable.
I haven't felt fully rested since my first child was born almost 11 years ago.
"I also use my life and random thoughts or scenarios that pop into my head to create memes and tweets that others might relate to," Tyler told Bored Panda. "I have a pretty sarcastic personality, so it makes it pretty easy to find the humor in most situations. Memes have just become the way to express that humor for me."
When asked what the page’s most popular posts are, Tyler said, “Honestly, the posts about the everyday stress or exhaustion of getting older and dealing with life or a [lousy] job probably get the most traction because we're all experiencing some form of it, especially in our thirties."
Oh, oh wow, yes, 2000 babies are in their 20’s now! I kinda knew but it didn’t really hit me until now.
When someone say 20 years ago you think of 1980 right? Righhhtt?
You are ahead of the game if you are even being asked for ID. When you get to the age where they don’t even bother is a kick in the teeth.
Whenever I get asked for ID, I always tell them I love them! I'm 64!
Load More Replies...I stopped getting carded 2 years ago. I considered it a compliment to still be asked. Now I'm not sure what I look like to these "kids"
Did you know that sometime in the future, if you have a 200-something, even 2009, you’ll be old enough to drink? And then there will be memes saying, ‘*cashier checks my ID in half a second* me: woah that was fast cashier: yeah ur good I saw the 200.’
I only have one friend, but yep, really far away with no easy way to visit each other
My boss says I need to work on my facial expressions because I make them often and are very clear to whomever sees it. I just can't control it, and I'm pretty sure even when I try to look neutral, I still have the top left facial expression.
Ahh, me too! My partner says I wear my emotions on my face lol. When Schitt's Creek was on air the first cycle, he would point at David's expressions and say "That's the face you make when..." I'm terrible at curbing my face!
Load More Replies...Tyler also shared some wise words about what it’s like to be in your thirties. "Our thirties are funny, because we join this strange club where no one knows what is going on, and we're all trying to figure out how to be adults all while clinging onto the youth of our twenties, and I like to find the humor in all of it,” he shared. “Which it turns out, so do a lot of other people!" He noted that he appreciates when followers leave comments along the lines of, “I feel seen!” because he knows that they are connecting with his content. "It's almost like these relatable posts have become a form of therapy or self-validation for all of us,” he noted.
Hey! Bored panda! Stop putting your stupid watermark at the bottom of OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT, YOU DON'T OWN IT. grow up ffs
Every once IN a while - and I know it's petty, but it makes my brain itch, sorry.
brooooo you just made me realize that and now my brain is itchy
Load More Replies..."Never Again!" has become such a mantra of mine im engraving it on my tombstone.
Once in a while? Happens to me every time I leave the apartment to go to work!
Today is 6/27 and I haven't been out of the house since 3/4 when I had a drs. appointment.
Before the shower: I dont want to shower During the shower: I dont want to get out
You have no idea how happy I am to know someone else does this, thank you.
Load More Replies..."Nostalgia posts are also a hit,” Tyler previously told Bored Panda. “Anything and everything '90s or early 2000s. Nostalgia posts are probably the most fun because I get a lot of interaction from people in the comments talking about whatever it is I posted and how they shared the same thoughts about it that I had." That’s a great thing about finding a corner of the internet filled with your demographic. Often I feel ancient when I see TikToks of teenagers and can’t manage to keep up with any of the current trends on Twitter. But when I can bond with my peers over a classic film we all loved 20 years ago, that’s a great feeling.
Mentally struggling is likely what the person who posted the image meant
Load More Replies...or you can do it right now for free iam enough i am enough i am enough i am enough i am enough i am enough i am not enough i need help my life is a mess
Same! but didn't the hand with cards have an ace up the sleeve and the robot did something too.
Load More Replies...Acorns and oak leaves on black background (winces at back and sits up straighter)
I always did the arm because of the cheeky card up the sleeve. And it only hurts when I'm awake
Seashell with rainbow! And I don't travel without a heating pad.
And if you're partner 2, maybe think about all the extra work you dump on partner 1, and how to make up for it.
I’m partner 1, but I’m okay with this situation because he does all the socializing when we get there so I don’t have to.
Ahhh I like this approach!! My partner is partner 1 but I will do most of the socializing (he's not a big fan of that). So maybe that makes up for him doing the organising part?
Load More Replies...I don't mind planning, but I do need some opinions. If you 100% leave the planning to me, you can't complain if something doesn't suit you.
Now that i think of it... where is my nr 1.... I think she mentioned going somewhere...
My colleague Rokas also asked Tyler if he thinks 30-somethings are different today than they were in previous generations. “I only know what being a 30-something is like in present times, but if I had to guess, I would say that all generations have their differences and their similarities,” he noted.
"I think in your 30s, you're still figuring life out. You still ask yourself so many questions. Should you have gone to college? If you did, did you pick the right major? Did you pick the right career? Is it too late to change careers? Why does my knee always hurt? Do I want kids? And if you have kids, you're trying to figure out what does it mean to be a parent and how to be a good one. Some people are married. Some aren't. If you aren't, maybe you love it. Maybe you think it's too late, and on and on and on it goes,” Tyler shared.
After many a*s-kickings from life, I tend to celebrate every win, no matter how trivial.
I have ADHD so I do this when I study or do homework lol
I thought I was just being bitchy to my teen son whenever he tried to get a drink while I was cooking. "Why do you have to get a drink NOW, of all times??"
Nah, if you are in the kitchen at prep time, you are helping. Else GTFO!
Load More Replies...Of all the things I’ve read on this website, I have never related more.
Why is this so true? I just want to get a snack in peaceful solitude!
Maybe it's an evlutionary thing? Like we are vulnerable when we eat and having others around makes us having to be more cautious/less relaxed? but idk...
Load More Replies...My husband, no fail, does the dishes when I’m cooking. They’ve been there all day and he decides to do them when I’m wielding knives and hot pans. Patients is a virtue. Love conquers all.
This sounds like your husband does this deliberately so you can spend that specific time together. So yes, love really does conquer all and I am here for it!!! ❤👏
Load More Replies...My boyfriend is a chef, and he swears my super power is being able to navigate to exactly the perfect spot in the kitchen to be in his way
It's also the same feeling I get in 7-11 when someone is making their coffee when I clearly want to make my own. Inner monologue is like: "Why are you even here? Was there a particular reason for you to arrive ten seconds before I did? Please, by all means, take longer with the light cream. Is it possible to stir more slowly than this? Do they sell kitchen knives here? Psshh. Your hair is stupid anyway." And I, too, have the Dorothy Zbornak problem of making faces too loudly.
Same, I laughed a little too hard considering nobody is around.
Load More Replies...delivery driver be staring at you like:what is going on. are u okay. if u need help, blink 3 times
being a delivery driver would be a weird job... just people staring at you out the windows all day
Load More Replies...What you dont see is the lone fedex driver dragging her new 70" tv up that cobblestone trail leading to the cottage. (Check the expressions on the animals!!)
After 50 yrs i got so mad , i dont care how en when the package is in my house. So sick of waiting and looking outside , hearing a car en getting up. i’m done !
As Tyler pointed out, being in your thirties is interesting because everyone you know may be at completely different places in their lives. Some people have successful careers and own homes, while others are realizing that they hate what they do and want to start over professionally in another field. Some people are single and have no plans of settling down any time soon, while others are having children or even getting divorced. But one thing is for sure, based on this list of memes at least, everyone over the age of 30 is tired.
And when you see pictures of dressed up cats or dogs, notice that they rarely look glad.
Load More Replies...A sentence we don't get to say very often without being judged.
Load More Replies...Google "Duck Fashion Show". You won't be disappointed. duck-8-631...6967c7.jpg
yes, for some reason that's hilarious... I'm still laughing too :D
Load More Replies...This would be a dog-only gala. You ever tried to put clothes on a cat? Good luck with that.
Depends which mirror. My make up one with perfect lighting lies to me just so I leave the house. The rearview mirror in the car is brutally honest about the under eye wrinkles and bags, the pimples and scars that I swear weren't noticeable 5mins before but its too late to go back in the house by then
I try not to even look in the mirror. The older I get the more I look like my Dad, and he was not a handsome man.
Omg, this is me... does that little voice that says these things ever go away?
Every day. It's worst when you think you look cute today and then run across a mirror that says otherwise.
Omg, I tried to get that user name when I signed up. Lol
Load More Replies...You just used my favorite emoji in my favorite context in which to use it. And also....same 💅
Load More Replies...Yes. Especially if it is a call to reply to my text. Ugh. Keep it in the same medium
Ugh, yes. But then I have to listen to my voicemail if I don't answer...which is usually days later 😕
This is me. I don’t even answer the phone for people I know. I’d rather text or email lol
I will send someone a text message to say a very simple yes/no question and they STILL call me. I will flat out lie and text "hey, sorry, I can't talk where I'm at. Can you text instead?"
A few years ago, I remember overhearing a woman at work talking about how she had just turned 30 over the weekend. Everyone asked how she was feeling with very cautious tones, unsure if she was about to fall apart at the question. But she explained that she was feeling wonderful. She said that she had been dreading turning 30 for a decade, but once it finally happened, she realized that it was no big deal. She noted that she still feels young and that she still has more to look forward to than what’s behind her, and I found that very reassuring to hear. At the time, I was only 22, and I had no idea what I was doing with my life. But I was excited to learn that being 30 does not have to be the end of a chapter; it can be just as exciting as your twenties. (You just might party a little less hard.)
Since I retired last year, in order to relax and not stress out like I did for so many years, my new mantra that I chant is 'Every day is Saturday. Every day is Saturday.' It has helped!
Nah, Friday is totally the last Monday. Brain burnt out. Words are hard
3 day weekends are so much better, I would do anything to make companies switch from five 8s to four 10s
It was that way for me until I finally got the chance to work 100% remotely. Cannot recommend enough. I always get so frustrated when I see companies trying to force people back into the office. It's so not necessary, and it's so much easier to have work/life balance when you work from home.
Monday Pre-Wednesday #2 Wednesday Monday #3 Monday #4 Monday #5 Monday #6
Nah, Persephone, we all know it was Hades, don't blame yourself
Load More Replies...Seriously...my autobiography caused all kinds of BS with my family. So...true, made it worse.
Yep...my autobiography caused all kinds of BS with my fam, so...true, made it worse. LOL!
He was 41? If I recall correctly, there was birthday party to celebrate 50 years. And honestly, if you are paired with somebody, who thinks about blowing his head off, jumps from buildings and later blows up whole building, you would say "I'm too old for this" too.
In fairness, he was a cop and that really ages you prematurely. My friend is 43 and he's quite geriatric now because of being a cop
If you’re over the age of 30, even if you’re over by 30+ years, we hope you’re enjoying this list of millennial memes. Be sure to keep upvoting the ones you find most relatable, and then let us know in the comments if you are loving/or loved being in your thirties. Regardless of what happened or what is currently happening in your life during that decade, remember that age is but a number. You can be just as fun as you were at 21, or you can be just as wise as some 60 year olds. And if you’d like to check out even more of these hilarious memes, you can find the 30 and Tired Instagram account right here.
I like to look at the good reviews and the bad reviews, and see if they say the same things. Like 1* may complain a restaurant is loud, and 4* would say it was “loud, but …”. You know it’s too loud.
I would read the bad reviews first before reading the good ones. Sometimes people complain of product getting damaged during shipping and not necessarily about the product itself.
I find the 2-4 star reviews most useful. One star reviews too often are left by crazy ranting people who either didn't understand how to use the product, or just want to be angry. 5 star reviews are full of I just got the product 5 seconds ago and I'm sure it's great, usually because they were offered something for a good review. The reviews in the middle are most likely to have thoughtful pros and cons.
Need to do this because of bias. Acquiescence bias leads to people leaving 5 stars because there is often a reward (get 20 hearts for 5 star review), it's preselected, or there's a cost for not doing 5 stars (write an essay explaining). Second, response bias. If something is just average, you don't leave a review so it also skews the numbers. How many times have you made a point of telling your friends about that 3* sandwich you had for lunch today? Most 1* reviews are actually 3* problems but if you care enough to log in to describe it, you're angry enough to go 1*.
Hell yeah. I always do this because I think "What is the worst issue this product has" and "If this were what happened to me, could I live with that?" and then I weigh the chances of worst-case happening vs the chances of it not happening. Not made many bad buys yet.
I check out the 1*s to see if it's operator error or design issues. Usually it's operator error or fragility.
A different post on BP gave advice: Always ask, Do you need solutions or support? We’ve added this to our marriage and it’s great. I even do it with friends now, when I find myself “solutioning” instead of empathizing.
I think this is something I need to work on myself. It didn't even occur to me until I saw it on BP that helping a loved one work through a difficult time by finding solutions is not synonymous with being supportive and empathetic. I'm extremely close with my sister and one of my cousins and often find myself troubleshooting their problems with them. I need to listen more carefully and try to pick up on what my loved ones actually need. Is it help in real, tangible ways? Or is it a kind and compassion ear while they figure out their own way?
Load More Replies...My wonderful mom does this. I have to stop her and politely say I'm just venting not looking for answers.
Daily BP reminder: Downvotes on this site are NOT THE SAME AS DISLIKES. (I reversed the one someone else gave). They are the metric used to flag inappropriate content and spam on Bored Panda. Three downvotes triggers a 24 hour ban. Repeat bans get you permabanned from the community. Please only use downvotes to flag obvious spam and comments that are hostile or abusive to other Pandas/people in general.
Load More Replies...I am the latter and it actually annoys me when people don't want solutions. I'm not good at all in comforting people, and they know that. So what do they want from me?
They just want someone to listen and vent to and it is very easy dealing with such people. Just keep repeating the words "no way"; "Damn!", and "That b***h/bastard" over and over until the other party stops.
Load More Replies...Interesting. I've seen, in more than a few places and times, statements on this subject. As in: most women know just to sympathize, while most men think they need to provide solutions to the problem that a person is upset about. In my case this is true. I can't whinge to my husband of 58 years because he just comes back with ideas on what to do about my wretchedness. Drives me nuts.
I have this issue with my hubby sometimes. I have to tell him to stop and let me be irrational for a minute and then we can problem solve!
Or...what pees me off, is there's that one (Cedric) that has a I had a worse story... Cedric is a guy I work with. Pessimistic and always, ALWAYS claiming he gets the bad end of deals. I did tell him one day, you know, you're one of the main reasons why you're like that. If you would try to be happy, do your job as much as you claim you do, you'd have a better day, and I'm really not interested in your pity stories. Wrong of me? Maybe. But he's one on those that people avoid for a reason.
Check out the song "This is Sĥiţ" by Thomas Benjamin Wilde. Sums this feeling up quite well
I'm a flash bastard & a dramaqueen. We know each other for at least 33 years. Deal with it, brother!
Be ready to catch your head that i have ripped off
Load More Replies...Yeah but at this age the couch is now terrible for my back. Hèll, it's been terrible for my back the last 10 years (I'm 39)
My man woke me in the recliner. I growled at him, he persisted. I begrudgingly sat up and “OH GOD My Neck!” And he just smiles, “I know, that’s why I had to wake you up.” ❤️
So he could witness your suffering?! What a monster!
Load More Replies...When I was in HS (I had work and football/baseball practice) my Dad would wake me up to ask me if I was sleeping 🤬
If someone's conked out on a couch, leave them be. Maybe cover them up with a blanket if they don't have one, or set out a bottle of water for when they wake up.
Is it offensive or caring? My partner does this to me often and I think it’s sweet.
Worthy of instant execution with a blunt sword. Claim it was justifiable due to intolerable provocation.
Dating: Waking up feeling giddy seeing their face next to yours. Married: You were snoring and breathing on me all night.
"You weren't really snoring but you were breathing SO loudly!" My husband: "Did you...did you just complain because I was breathing while asleep???"
Yes! I've had this conversation with my partner and the poor guy was like "wait so your getting up me for breathing?" And I was like "yes. Loudly"
Load More Replies...I've trained my husband to change positions in his sleep when I pet his shoulder. Marriage saver.
If I ever get married, we're going to have separate beds to sleep. Weird, sure. But since everything under the sun will wake me up, a shared bed is not conducive to a happy marriage for me.
Me ex wife used to remark on how she wanted to stab me for snoring. Lmao
I don't wanna be a big people, and I'm not even one yet lol
This sounds weird but I like your name. It’s very nice sounding🙂
Load More Replies...It basically means I can eat what I want, when I want and that's not always a good thing. Everything else is a disappointment.
Teenagers: I can't wit until I'm an adult and have all privileges and no responsibilities.....Adults: you live that life now, and no you can't keep it in adulthood when you are responsible for your own sirvival.
I'm only 12 and when I see anyone younger I just think, enjoy these days. They will not last.
I love being an adult. I feel that people who claim to hate it must've had very nice childhoods. No chance I'd wanna go back
I wanna be old enough to work so I have that as an option but young enough so that I don't need to also No school. so can work and can school but also it's fine if you don't... Few requests here people!!!
uhhh ummm can I-i have a chouble deeseburger w-wait I meant a double cheeseburger
Wait what? This also has nothing to do with age right? SOME of us have had this our whole lives.. Speaking for a friend of course. Not me. Nope.
My sister. I'm 21 months older than she is and for our whole lives, I've been ordering for her in restaurants and bringing her plate to her at buffets, weddings, BBQs, etc. Over the summer, she and I attended a baby shower for one of our cousins and I still made a plate and brought it to her. We are 43 and 41 🥰
Load More Replies...I've taken to keeping my finger on the item on the menu. If my words fumble, they follow the finger.
Lol this is my Mom at Subway's! She always wants me to order for her, and although I love her to pieces, I now tell her to chill, that it will be just fine. And sure enough, it was. :)
Apparently the parents in Rugrats were supposed to be in their mid-30s, which is wild.
Jason Alexander was 29 when Seinfeld started filming season 1. 🤯
Load More Replies...They had careers, houses, kids and could afford vacations to Tokyo.
"An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity," that's my jam! Also, jam is my jam, technically.
Strawberry or grape jam? I like strawberry
Load More Replies...I have so much diggity I have run out of storage space in my garage and basement. Anybody want some?
I happen to have no diggity whatsoever. I just started prescription medication to increase my diggity levels so I'm happy to take any extra you may have.
Load More Replies...Driving home listening to radio. DJ plays a song that he calls a golden oldie from 2013. WHAT? A GOLDEN OLDIE IS FROM THE 60s or 70s. 2013 is just a few years ago !!!!
wow, I hope that´s photo shopped. otherwise that´s one of the stupidest questions on that show
I don't understand the down votes cuz I thought the same thing. I upvoted you in solidarity.
Load More Replies...yassss the big white fluffy ones? those are ridiculous and i need them lol
Load More Replies...I did buy a red Lamborghini Diablo poster. I can't recall all of the books though. Goosebumps we're a favorite.
my mom always likes at least one book. what I got: 8 dollar picture book and tons of toys/posters.
Teenagers are like Olaf during the song "Summer", thinking all 9f thier anxiety will dissappear. Adults are like Kristoff during the same song "someone's got to tell him."
Your phone. And I don't mean it like the crazy paranoic people mean it. I mean, if you have Siri or anything like that it's always listening
Load More Replies...As an introvert, I've done this one many times knowing damn well it wasn't gonna happen.
Same, then people got upset because I would always let them down last minute. So I became honest and said no to everything I didn't want to do. Felt much better afterwards.
Load More Replies...I see your mouth moving, but I'm not processing the sound coming out of your mouth
Oh wow... now I see what BF ACTUALLY loves about me and I'm now having an existential crisis... great. (I sell tacos 🤣😭 at my 2 restaurants). This is literally me.
Okay but. "I'm proud of you" hits hard when you never feel like your own parents are proud of you.
I said HELLLOOOO! The second i saw Robin... Before reading the tittle or comments 🤣 my brain just auto yelled it!!
Unlike the Walmart ones where the wheels wobble and make loud noises and nearly fall off.
and go in the wrong direction when you try to push it
Load More Replies...I don't want to, but sometimes people stand so close and they're not paying attention that their cart is touching me
Load More Replies...But in the end they still mess up the call I know an introvert can relate
I have good news! The food pyramid is all lies, so you can definitely have cake for dinner, as long as you then only eat veggies for a month!
Good news, you are adult, so you can have cake and ice cream for dinner. And if you have kids, let them help you make a carrot cake (I mean let them make it under some supervision, after all you will eat it too) and pretend that it is super healthy food. And because it is so healthy, you can add some ice cream.
Alternatively, practice your sarcastic condescending remarks in a super cheerful manner. It will go straight over their heads, and you get to feel better.
Load More Replies...I'm very much a meme and gif person in text; It has caused much anxiety, picking my moment to test those waters
If you ever have to send me a text, please please please use gifs and memes. I live for that [cussword redacted]. https://www.reactiongifs.us/two-thumbs-up-waynes-world/
Load More Replies...I was sending a text to my neighbour yesterday and I thought is it the appropriate time to send a meme that perfectly describes the situation I'm trying to talk to him about or will he call the police
Trying to text "asnsjdkfkgm wig" to your straight friend and they have no idea what you mean
Oh yeah. "Corporate" is a funny language, but it can be a bit hard to master ...and if you are not completely fluent, it kind of hurts to lear. "Please help understand" is another favorite of mine. It is the nice way to say: "ARE YOU COMPLETELY NUTS? what you say makes NO sense what so ever, and breaks every rule of logic. If we do that, catastrophy is bound to happen". As most people want to apear as nice people, denying a plea for help is hard, especially if you pad it a bit by putting the responsibility for the issue on yourself, e.g. by starting with, "That went a bit too fast for me to follow, so please elaborate, so I can better follow your train of thoughts".
"Per my last email" = "You incompetent buffoon, for the love of Thor please learn how to read, you already have that information and I do not have time for this nonsense"
Sometimes I am both of these people at the same time, those are the tough days.
is that ms. sigourney weaver snuggling with a pumpkin??! i'm here for it!
I use to live with a girlfriend who had to have the TV on a night so she could fall asleep. I hated it because I would start paying attention to what was happening on the TV and never got any sleep.
Don't forget about lama's, flamingos and sloths.
Load More Replies...I have that statue on the bottom left! It's actually in a snow globe we got at Sea World back in the day. So pretty ♥
No, that my 15 yr old son telling me I need to fill out school forms at midnight due the next day
teenage daughter waking me up with school forms due ithat day 10 mins before it's time to leave for school.
Load More Replies...Fun fact. Sweden doesn’t have those kind of projects in school. And school lunch is free for everyone (same with papers, pens and everything kids need to study).
US indiana here. We have forms to sign for class trips. Lunch is free and we do not do these gluey projects anymore.
Load More Replies...You can also get drunk faster if you donate blood beforehand. Plus, if you live in America, you get paid to donate blood!
Only in certain states. In my state you do not get paid to donate blood.
Load More Replies...The moment after I brush my teeth before bedtime, the snacks start to call my name...
Wow, BoredPanda is really coming for the Millenials today…
The problem I'm finding is that I must exercise and eat vegetables if I want energy. I'm so envious of my college self who could pull all-nighters on coffee alone, take a 4-hour nap after the test and be ready to go out with friends. No exercise or healthy diet necessary.
Being 30 and complaining that you're old and tired is like having a hangnail and claiming that you're disabled.
No gatekeeping tiredness. I can still complain about a stomach ache even if my neighbor has cancer.
Load More Replies...you are not going to be youthful, energetic, & 20 years old forever... sorry, harsh life reality... another reality: you may have had a dozen really cool fun friends when you are 20... by age 30, they will have forgotten you... you are lucky if one of those friends still comes around or calls... you are very lucky if you found & kept a good life friend out of the bunch... this grim reality is especially true if you went the greek route at university & thought you had friends for life... what to do? build a new life for yourself with new friends & new interests other than your little job. Start a family, kids can be fun!
Some people keep their childhood friends. My late sisters husband still keep some from his twenties. I don't however, but sometimes wished I knew how to find and contact some of them.
Load More Replies...Wow, BoredPanda is really coming for the Millenials today…
The problem I'm finding is that I must exercise and eat vegetables if I want energy. I'm so envious of my college self who could pull all-nighters on coffee alone, take a 4-hour nap after the test and be ready to go out with friends. No exercise or healthy diet necessary.
Being 30 and complaining that you're old and tired is like having a hangnail and claiming that you're disabled.
No gatekeeping tiredness. I can still complain about a stomach ache even if my neighbor has cancer.
Load More Replies...you are not going to be youthful, energetic, & 20 years old forever... sorry, harsh life reality... another reality: you may have had a dozen really cool fun friends when you are 20... by age 30, they will have forgotten you... you are lucky if one of those friends still comes around or calls... you are very lucky if you found & kept a good life friend out of the bunch... this grim reality is especially true if you went the greek route at university & thought you had friends for life... what to do? build a new life for yourself with new friends & new interests other than your little job. Start a family, kids can be fun!
Some people keep their childhood friends. My late sisters husband still keep some from his twenties. I don't however, but sometimes wished I knew how to find and contact some of them.
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