This one's pretty funny. Waste not, want not ...

That's actually kind of cute.

How do you carry on a conversation with him ? I have so many questions.

my friend is like this and its hilarious

No

Asking all the questions on people who do this is amazing, because they answer. Not sure if always honest or true.

I'm sorry, but as annoying as this must be, I also find it hilarious.

I loved how he finds it endearing instead of annoying.

As someone with high-functioning autism, this sounds like it might be Autism Spectrum Disorder. Many High Functioning Autistic people have trouble with chatting and casual conversation. The fact he has to google topics for conversation hints he might be having trouble with casual social skills and is making an effort to compensate. Likewise, the fact he asks intimate questions in a room full of people suggests he has trouble understanding social propriety and boundaries, another thing difficult for people with autism.

Put him in front of a mirror and tell him that he is cute and a keeper, because he is actually listening to you. My one, I could tell him 200 times how a watch is beautiful and he would still show up on valentines or birthdays with something else but the watch.

What's rizz?

Umm...aren't alarm clocks just a type of timer?

I think this is a healthy self care boundary and not a flag at all.

"Snack budget"? That doesn't sound good.

I think that flag is red, not beige!

I'd have to keep a pool noodle handy so I could pummel him every time he did this.

It's a meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/crazy-i-was-crazy-once-they-locked-me-in-a-room-a-rubber-room-a-rubber-room-with-rats-and-rats-make-me-crazy

Go crazy? Don't mind if I do...

But it's original from some old movie or show. Because I heard it long ago before the internet was widely used.

Bwahahahaha 🤣 what a classic bit he's a keeper

Super weird

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Mental help, with a Dr, may be in order for this one

Run!

I did this when I was 15...

My friend does this and at this point our entire group just starts joining in with her lol. It made something that was a little annoying into something that was fun!

I would abuse this like...uh...crazy. That word would appear in every conversation.

Expand yo vocab sis

OMG! I thought I was the only one. I heard it somewhere when I was a teenager. I am 59 now. It was before technology

I'd that from the 'you me gas station' meme?

I think it's time to let him spiral all by himself

I hate your boyfriend

Thanks random boyfriend!

Girlfriend's version of zoomies!

I am waving the beige flag. I do this very thing.

In high school, my brother loved convincing people that "gullible" wasn't actually in the dictionary.

I've often said that it's as selfish to refuse to receive as it is to refuse to give, because in refusing to receive we are denying other people the opportunity to be generous and we are refusing to be grateful to other, instead insisting they always be indebted to us. Generosity sometimes means allowing others to be generous too.

100% me. Not hypochondria or attention seeking, my body is just a POS. I either try not to comment on it because I can absolutely see how this would be annoying, or I make it a joke, like, ugh, what's broken on me now?

I friggin hate when people do that! Didn't you read the rest? Is your brain function that limited? Why?!

When my children went through this phase I'd pretend to not know what they wanted until they spoke properly. (And, yes, they were fully able to articulate clearly.)

I don't understand why that would make the waiter embarrassed - he'll either have an actual favorite that he'll recommend, if not then he'll pick something at random from the menu (or something expensive)... or maybe the manager said "hey, we've got too much fish, so push the fish!" and recommend that. Not sure where the discomfort would come from unless the waiter was so unfamiliar with the menu that he couldnt think of a single dish to recommend.

I'm like that and I'm a woman. If they want to say, they will tell me - that's my reasoning.

Maybe he thinks it’s a beige flag that you call yourself a scheduled girly.

i’m like this

This is me, and this is apparently very common in people who have ADHD (not saying she does). I hate having notifications hanging over me, so I open the message, and if I'm in the right mood I'll respond. But sometimes I think "I'll get back to it later" and then totally forget the message ever existed until the next time I think to text that person.

i’m like this. but i don’t have money