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We're back with a delightful dose of humor! Have you heard about 'Beige Cardigan'? Probably many of you have, but for those of you who aren't sure what we're talking about, allow us to introduce you to the finest selection of memes curated by this Instagram profile.
Moderated by Jessica Anteby, the account initially began as a playful challenge in response to another popular profile, 'F**kjerry,' curated by her husband. Jessica quickly realized that a more "girly" version of it could be a fantastic idea. And it certainly was! 'Beige Cardigan' now has over 4 million followers, and this number continues to grow.
Keep scrolling to check out today's top memes, and don't forget to read our interview with the UK psychologist Ioana Dulcu, who shared interesting insights about how humor can boost people's well-being.
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#1
Anya Beboop 2 years ago
A+ prank. Doesn't hurt anyone, ruin anything, and puzzles you for a little bit.
Smiley MG 2 years ago
Ehem..... Pray anyone tell me what's going on with the shoe? I have this weird fuzzy lightheaded feeling if i look at the check-pattern. I am unable to look at it to find the cause of amusement..... Pray you please lend a bit of help..... Anyone?
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
6 year old has same shoes and put them inside. Kids shoes are kinda camoflaged, hence OP couldn't figure out why feet wouldn't fit.
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
3 things about this picture that are ace: Cute pup, cute pigtails, cute smile.
Karen Startz Richardson 2 years ago
Cute pigtails! Reminds me of Pippi Longstocking! ( Wow- did I ever just "date myself")!!
#3
monkeydog 2 years ago
I'm more surprised that this man is just walking around with old prom photos in his pocket. Maybe he realized the young people would be out for their prom and dropped it in his wallet with plans to show it off that day.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I don't know why you're being downvoted, but I assumed that he just kept his favourite photo of his wife close to him
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Ah yes, the first school prom where the only music was twinkle twinkle little star played badly on a xylophone made of horse's teeth and the school's version of punch was what the bully gave you as you walked in. Just be sure to arrive before it gets spiked
Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
I've never been to an American prom but your description makes me curious. Horse teeth?
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Bored Panda reached out to Ioana Dulcu, a clinical psychologist and fully accredited hypnotherapist with a Higher Diploma in Cognitive Behavioral Hypnotherapy from The UK College of Hypnosis and Hypnotherapy, in London. We wanted to ask some questions related to the role of humor in people's lives.
First, we asked how humor affects our psychological and emotional well-being. The psychologist explained: “Humor is a captivating subject, as it plays a multifaceted role in addressing life’s challenges and enhancing our psychological and emotional health. Its influence is far-reaching, helping us to develop a more positive view of things, and reminding us that life is not just about sadness – it’s also filled with beauty and joy.
A good sense of humor acts as an emotional regulator. Laughter acts as a natural mood enhancer, helping us effectively manage negative emotions, alleviate feelings of depression and anxiety, and infuse us with a refreshing dose of positivity and relaxation.”
#4
Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
I love cats! They are so silly and dignified at the same time 😂♥️
Danish Susanne 2 years ago
It is funny the way cats share by taking turns. I have seen it on TV with some white tigers. The dominant took the first bath, and after a while gave way to the next one etc.
#5
Smiley MG 2 years ago
She had the good life.... Thinking all as family.... Be proud parents!!!! You raised a kid well indeed!!!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
I was adopted at birth. I accidentally found out when I was 7, before my parents were really ready to tell me. My mom was freaking out and crying trying to explain adoption to me. I apparently sat there calmly listening, and then said, “Oh, so I’m adopted, like how Split is adopted?” Split was our dog that I’d grown up with since age 2. I saw zero difference between human adoption and dog adoption - and I had always considered Split to be my sibling, the same way my older sister was my sibling. Dog sister, human sister - same thing! XD
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Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago
When I was a little kid I got it in my head that our senior family cat was actually my aunt somehow. Miss you, Tinkerbell :')
#6
Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
Garett is certainly not ugly. And he has a great sense of humor. C is for catch. Something Garrett is😄
Nikole 2 years ago
I would like to know more about this Garett person… for research purposes…
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Why is Garrett not publishing this? I need to see the rest of his alphabet!
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Someone is going to grow up with a great sense of humour and a great uncle to adore
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
In the dictionary, under “Fun Uncle”, there’s a picture of Garrett! Lucky niece.
The psychologist continued: “Humor functions like a magical elixir for our minds and emotions through the release of endorphins. These are the ‘feel-good’ chemicals in our brains – our very own internal happiness boosters. But it isn’t just about that. In fact, laughing can even be compared to taking antidepressants. It stimulates the release of serotonin, which is the same chemical targeted by common antidepressant medications. While the long-term effects aren’t entirely clear, humor certainly has a powerful impact on our mood, especially in the short term. It’s almost akin to receiving a warm, comforting hug from someone close.
Another fascinating aspect of humor is its capacity to shift our focus. When we’re in a tough situation, it’s easy to feel like the world revolves around our problems. Humor helps us move our attention away from distressing emotions and towards a more positive perspective. It reframes difficult situations and can make us feel more in control and better equipped to deal with life’s challenges, enhancing our resilience.”
#7
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
When my daughter was 5 she woke up at 3am and shouted fire. When we were outside in the cold darkness, she said "OK, we can go back in now" She was doing a fire drill. The following day, we had a chat with her teacher about the appropriate time to do a home fire drill. It turned out they had a fire engine and fire crew in, and they had said it's a good idea to practice fire drills at home
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
YEP. Every time the alarm goes off, my first thought always is "Oh god, not this again."
#8
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Those towels aren't even trying to hide. I don't understand the caption.
Jerry Thomas 2 years ago
A take off of Ak_Teren What disguise? I only see a claw-footed bath tub...
#9
Csimutka 2 years ago
Imagine how happy it would be when someone tells them yes :D
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Computer: "I'm lonely. I need to feel love" Me: "01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01110101 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100010 01101100 01110101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111" Computer: "Gotcha!"
Andrew Keir 2 years ago
Cyber Returns, you are officially Aspie for working out all that detail ... ;-)
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Sara Wilson 2 years ago
and usually seem to have to do them 2-3 times because, as a human, I seem to be incapable of clearly determine what they r asking and always seem to miss a bridge, or a stoplight when there is none in the pic
“From an interpersonal standpoint, humor serves as a genuine connector. When you share a good laugh with others, it brings people closer and builds trust. What’s more, couples who often share a chuckle together say it makes their relationship a whole lot happier. Humor also plays a part in smoothing things over when there’s a conflict, lowering tension, and keeping those positive vibes in relationships. It’s like a social lubricant, making it easier to address issues and collaborate on solutions. It’s truly remarkable how something as simple as laughter can profoundly impact our mental well-being.”
#10
Some Weirdo 2 years ago
Or writing a big butt monologue with eight chapters and a thanks to supporters at the end and then deleting it all and sending “k”
JoNo 2 years ago
Worse still is re-reading it and getting a case of the regrets (especially with work emails).
xWILTED_ROSEx 2 years ago
Oh my god. That's so toxic. Hugeeee red flag. Everyone stay away from this woman!!!!
#11
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
It's just in case you got confused and now you're naked and your dog is wearing your clothes
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago (edited)
Erm...because sometimes we walk into uncomfortable situations i.e. a soft-core porn make out sesh, with the dog sitting in the corner looking at me like "Help me dammit!" Hence...*knock knock* Yeah, humans are ridiculous. Edit to say make out sesh was between 2 humans. I re-read that and thought: "Well, that sounds a little gross🤔" lol
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Huh, and here’s me thinking it was so the owners could make sure they had ahold of their pet/move it out of the way of the door, just in case the pet decided to try and make a break for it once the door opens XD
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 2 years ago
You might be breastfeeding. It's a good way to bond with your dog and makes the baby laugh
Bill Kubeck 2 years ago
Doctors are courteous that way and vets are doctors. Not sure if I care if they are knocking for me or my companion. Courtesy is courtesy.
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
Or maybe there is concern u r having a very private conversation that u may not want others to overhear
#12
Julia Atkinson 2 years ago
They can get in through a barely visible opening but can't get out even if you open every window and door
Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago
They think there are less spiders in my house than outside. They are wrong
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
It's because of the triangle of bugs. The first set come in to keep warm, the second set come in to avoid the predators and eat the first set, the third set are hunting the first and second set because they can't find them outside
Kokichi Ouma 2 years ago
Well then, why are you coming outside, huh? You have a whole inside. You have no room to talk. 🪰
Next, we were wondering how, in the age of social media and meme culture, individuals can strike a balance between using humor to cope with their own mental health issues and respecting the sensitivities of others who may be going through difficult times. Ioana Dulcu shared with us: “Although humor is a universal language, it can be a double-edged sword when it comes to mental health. And as I mentioned earlier, it can be an excellent coping mechanism. However, not all jokes or memes are healthy or positive, especially when they come in the form of sarcasm, irony, or subtle aggression, either towards oneself or others.
Some people may use humor to hide their insecurities or as a cover for their aggression, acting indifferent to other people’s feelings. They may need to consider whether others are in the mood for their jokes or not.
To strike that balance, it’s important to start with self-awareness. Know what’s going on with your own emotions and use humor as a tool when it’s genuinely helpful. At the same time, be considerate. Before sharing a meme or making a joke, take a moment to think about how it might affect someone who’s going through a tough time.”
#13
Kookamunga 2 years ago
Who left a potato in the living room? Food goes in the kitchen!
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VioletHunter 2 years ago
I'd be on the couch flat and not moving too if I were as severely overweight as that pug is. Poor thing. And that on top of the typical pug breathing issues.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
"Is that a dog, or... Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Pig. Dog. Dog. Loaf of bread. System error." -The Mitchells vs. the Machines
Dynamite Samurai Koala 2 years ago
best movie ever (second only to howls moving castle)
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Marlena Jones 2 years ago
This poor dog needs to be put on a diet and given some exercise. Being that over weight for a pug (or any small breed) is not good for it's health.
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MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
Bwahahaha! You must be from another country than the US. Mental Health day...
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago (edited)
The world would shut down overnight. My puppy Cleo rolls onto her back and looks at you intensely until you rub her belly. If you try to ignore her, she puts noticeable extra effort into being cute. We call the first part The Belly Tax and the second part Interest for late payment
Nikole 2 years ago
That would be good, yes. I could even do two hours every day. From home.
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Anya Beboop 2 years ago
You just gotta have one incident where you vomit on the job and then they'll take it seriously.
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Michael Travis Risner 2 years ago
I asked a student the other day if she was sad and she thought for a minute and then said, "no, I'm not sad--but I could get there." Me too, kid. Me too.
colombian cat mcr <3 girl 🇨🇴 2 years ago
i have these all the time. i just stay home, watch tv, go on bored panda, listen to my chemical romance and pay with my cat ollie
Anya Beboop 2 years ago
This comment brought me right back to 2004 I kinda love that.
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Darth Kittius 2 years ago
My college doesn't allow men to have beards, but they're allowed to have well-groomed mustaches... how many 20-year-olds have you seen with a WELL-GROOMED MUSTACHE? After a year and a quarter here, I can say my running tally has not increased
VioletHunter 2 years ago
Wtf. A uni should have zero business telling people how to dress or what to do with their hair.
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Little Wonder 2 years ago
Bumped into a friend I hadn't seen for a few months and he's grown a very fancy moustache with curly ends and everything. I asked his wife "How do we feel about the moustache?" and she said "I'm not quite at the stage of being able to look at him yet".
Liz Siemens 2 years ago
Lol, my husband once grew a mustache and I wasn't a fan. I felt the need to tell people "he doesn't normally look like that" when we ran into them hahaha
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Extra worrying is when the husband is from Austria, misses the bit in the middle and still goes on a rant about the art classes he would have enjoyed
Mycroft1967 2 years ago
Always threaten to grow back my Dan Haggerty (Grizzley Adams) beard. 1601151010...85eafb.jpg 
Bill Kubeck 2 years ago
Not sure I fit in here. I've left all my facial hair in place for over 40 years now. I trim the ragged parts as needed, but make it go away?? Never.
Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
Some men are really sexy in moustache! Some men look like they are 12 years old and bought a fake moustache
Sherman Von Gee 2 years ago
Nahh it's when he shaves it that's terrifying. Nearly every man looks sexier with a mustache. When my husband doesn't have a mustache I'm upset.
Ioana Dulcu added: “In the age of social media, our words and actions carry more weight than we think. So, instead of risking hurt feelings, we can encourage cheerful humor that uplifts and supports, creating a more inclusive online space.
Lastly, let’s not forget the core essence of social media – connecting with others. If you sense that someone you know might be struggling, don’t hesitate to reach out. A simple message like ‘How are you feeling’ can make a significant difference.”
#16
Moxitron Jazz 2 years ago (edited)
800mg?? Lightweight (heart frantically pulses in agreement)...
WindySwede 2 years ago
LD50 is 192 mg/kg (rat, oraly. wiki). If he weighs 80 kg, LD50 = 15 360 mg (15,4 gram). Don't try at home!
Load More Replies... Bill Kubeck 2 years ago
800mg is way past the safe limit for caffeine. Even the friggin military limits soldiers to 600mg.
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
If you dose up slowing and drink it every day the body will get used to the caffeine, it's only a problem if you drastically increase your caffeine intake (and have a heart condition like arrhythmia)
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Caffeine is the battery acid for the brain and the biofuel for the heart and body
DumYum 2 years ago
He’ll be paying for it later. (In the bathroom I mean).
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Canda (Cat Panda) 2 years ago
Excuse me for my lacking of knowledge but what is “did a face mask”?
KnightOwl 2 years ago
A face mask is usually a cream that people put on their face and leave on for a while. There are many different types of masks that all do different things, like cleansing or moisturising your skin, cleaning blocked pores etc. People often use them as a way to relax and as part of a self-care routine.
Load More Replies... Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
The recommended safe daily limit of caffeine is 400mg. I bet this guy can hear colors and see subtitles in real life.
Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
I'm no doctor, but good luck to you. P.S. what does the future look like?
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Add a bag of marshmallows, scarfed down at inappropriate moments, and I'll agree with you!!!
#18
The pigeon 2 years ago
Fancy some boning? Some calcium? It makes you grow. *Winks in skeleton*
Kookamunga 2 years ago
Your femurs are...beautiful! Now let's see that coccyx.
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Tim 2 years ago
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a colon in your face, you get sprung!
Load More Replies... Some Weirdo 2 years ago
If you turn the phone sideways it looks like a guy leaning against a wall after hurting his knee stupidly and trying to look casual like, I’m just leaning here don’t mind me.
Anya Beboop 2 years ago
I find this way too humerus everyone in the radius of my house can probably hear me laughing. 3am giggles I guess.
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
Look, I'm in the Undertale fandom. Don't do this to me, please.
Lastly, we asked the psychologist to tell us more about specific techniques or exercises involving humor that she could recommend to people to improve their mental well-being. Dulcu said: “Certainly, humor is a valuable tool in a therapeutic setting. It’s a great way to break the ice and help clients feel more at ease during therapy. As a therapist, I promote an environment where my clients can freely express themselves without worrying about being judged. I create a trusting and connected atmosphere with a playful touch. I often emphasize the importance of spontaneity and creativity in my clients, and humor plays a crucial role in achieving this. It’s especially useful in lightening the mood during tough or uncomfortable conversations, providing a sense of relief.
I don’t take myself too seriously, especially when dealing with difficult situations. This approach has proven to be an effective coping mechanism, helping me let go of self-centered and limiting beliefs while avoiding becoming rigid, feeling like a victim, or having a sense of entitlement. I also aim to assist my clients in being more flexible in their beliefs when they face challenging situations, using humor to ward off feelings of discouragement, hopelessness, and catastrophic thinking.”
#19
Dark Pearl 2 years ago
PANIQUE ATTAQUE (me finding out my target grade for French is a phoqueing 9)
#20
Kookamunga 2 years ago
They omitted Polar Bear ears, I offer this. cantbearit...7ddde2.jpg 
LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 2 years ago
The ears are the cute part. The teeth are the bitey part. The claws are the rippy-slashy part. Cuteness to lure you in?
Jordan Scott 2 years ago
The teeth and claws on their own doesn't scare me. Disability. The scariest part of a bear is its ability to run up to 35mph. (I top out at 4mph)
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Hang out with someone who's top speed is 3mph, and you'll be fine.
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arthbach 2 years ago
That's not the dangerous bit of bears. Think about the murder mittens, and the big chompers, and you'll be thinking along the right lines.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
We cats have murder mittens. Bears have slaughter sleeves.
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Small rounded ears are harder to hurt when you are fighting with your next meal
#21
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
After watching the movie, this lil verse was in my head for weeks, now it’s back, thank you
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Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
Going to see him and Kyle Gass perform in Stockholm next year 🙂!! Tenacious D🥳
M Calad 2 years ago
How cool! I saw Tenacious D in a festival in 2019. They were awesome and funny. Have lots of fun 😊!
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bas moelard 2 years ago
Jack Black is a very funny, wholesome and beautiful person. He should be protected indeed
Cassidy Moore 2 years ago
Him and Dolly Parton are the only ones allowed to live when we eat the rich
Finally, Dulcu said: “Scrolling through social media and enjoying memes can lift our spirits when feeling down, enabling us to discover humor in our challenges and connect with others facing similar situations.
As for recommendations, for instance, in the case of anxiety, I suggest that watching a comedy movie can be more effective in changing one’s perspective and reducing worries than watching a sad one. Additionally, for patients struggling with depression, I encourage them to build and maintain nourishing relationships as part of their lifestyle.”
#22
jjdubs W 2 years ago
Pfft. Have the same email since the 90's. No problem.
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Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
No way... I just checked mine and it's at 154... I never knew that my friends actually email me EDIT: oh wait... they're all promotional emails from duolingo never mind 🥲
Tessa 2 years ago
Almost there!! Mostly old mailinglists that ask me to take more than 4 steps to unregister …
Tim 2 years ago
Easier to switch your email on that website to a junk account.
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Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
I am 31 and this is EXACTLY how I'd react if someone took my snacks away.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Mom’s just smiling away, probably while telling her husband “This one’s on YOU”.
#24
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
Yep. I have many many fart stories in my fart portfolio.
Load More Replies... Ryan 2 years ago
At least it's fun when you're on mute, and you fart so loud that the "You are on mute" message pops up.
Whydoyoucare? She/her cis/les 2 years ago
Oh, now you chose to be offensive!
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Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
I still remember that poor woman who didn't realize her camera was on and went to the bathroom while in a Zoom call (She took her computer IN the bathroom with her!) Poor people on the call were trying to alert her and she just turned the whole thing off when she realized.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
😳 What? How did this story spread? Surely she wouldn’t tell anyone she did that! 🤯Oh, no: Please don’t tell me the people who saw her do it were the ones to spread the story? 🥵Time to move to an uninhabited island. Poor thing. I’m experiencing second-hand embarrassment for her.
Load More Replies... Binky Melnik 2 years ago
And pretend it was on purpose? 😆🤣😆 Oh, no; I hafta go change my panties now! Cyb, you’re an evil genius! 😂
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WindySwede 2 years ago
Had a guest lecturer at uni. In a pause hw went to bathroom, standing up peeing. With mic on! Everyone was totally quiet after he got back. We where to discuss in pairs the questions, but no one did...
#25
Sue User 2 years ago (edited)
You gotta give context so they understand what an absolute git the other person was.
Lexekon 2 years ago
Absolutely, before they can cheer for the correct team, it helps if they know who the players are.
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Red Reilly 2 years ago
I do this to my BF, He comes up with little nicknames to help him remember, Me: so you know John? Him: Botox John? Me: yes! you will not believe what i heard....
Ellie Vanille 2 years ago
Isn't the backstory also part of talking s**t? It depends on how you phrase it but I think it contributes.
#26
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
Covering up a nasty comment. Love the cape, everyone should own a cape.
xolitaire 2 years ago
We can have either capes or aircraft turbines, not both
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Imreallyjustaghost 2 years ago
Made me spit out my drink I laughed so hard 🤣
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kath morgan 2 years ago
Not sure about fully transparent trousers as daywear, but he is killing those heels.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I think he’s killing the panties. It seems unfair when a man has a great bottom. 😞 I myself have no bottom, so when I see squishy round ones on a man, I feel like a failure as a woman. (But no BBL for me! I’d definitely rather be lacking in the assDept than have something shifting around in my assSkin!)
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pat hayes 2 years ago
i mean no disrespect, honestly.....and i have no problem with this...just please explain to my old addled brain...what is Zara?
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Er, to correct what the other poster said, Zara is a chain store with fancy pretensions (it’s definitely NOT fancy, though it pretends it is). (Upside: cheap clothes!)
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 2 years ago
The person with the beret is my personal favourite! Sort of metrosexual terrorist chic. How fine they all would all wish they could look if they weren't so poisoned by fundamentalist toxic masculinity.
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
They've got some serious stylin' going on... Black looks good on everyone.
#27
Mint Sauce 2 years ago
Beaver says to a doctor, "I have problem passing water". Doctor replies "dam".
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago
They're tired of the sound of running water making them need to pee.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Yes, that's a valid reason. I approve.
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Larry XK 2 years ago
They absolutely aware of what they do. Dams are their habitat and when building them they actually leave a small passage open so fish can get through. Beavers mate for life. When a young beaver boy moves out of his parents dam,, he will immediately find a place where he can start constructing his dam, before meeting his future wife
johnny smitherman 2 years ago
They will also bury speakers playing running water noise in a dam
Fable Weaver 1 year ago
Ooh, ooh, animal nerd here, and it'd mostly the 2nd! But it's not see it's hear- if you have a speaker with the sound of water, they will build a damn around it!
#28
Darth Kittius 2 years ago
I want a cup that says "talk to me about cats or musicals, but not Cats the musical"
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
This photo hurts to look at. I would want a cup that says "f**k off, I'm enjoying this delicious beverage"
Julia Atkinson 2 years ago
If there isn't a cup marked "Hypothetical Vowels in Proto-Indo-European" I'm not interested
Bols 2 years ago
I love linguistics! I would love to share a coffee with you!
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Jig Jive 2 years ago
I went to a conference that had these. Took a pen out of my bag and crossed out Infrastructure and wrote on the cup Dogs. Had a lot of fun discussions about people’s dogs!
Cyril Sneer 2 years ago
That is the correct way to deal with yhis situation.
Load More Replies... Tim 2 years ago
Too much risk of someone actually wanting to talk to you about those.
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The Other Ben 2 years ago
There's also an option for 4,375 jars of mayonnaise, two cricket bats, and a giraffe, but we don't talk about that...
ohjojo (you/your's) 2 years ago
( I thought We promise not to talk about that)
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Susy Drizel 2 years ago
Misread it as 'physics' and I was wondering what that would entail. Lots of microscopes I imagine.
Nonna_SoF 2 years ago
One tiny piece of a partical accelerator. Physics research tends to use some very large and expensive equipment.
Load More Replies... Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
If this is the only two options I think i will go for the poodles. At least I can trust them not to tell me lies.
Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
$1200 for each poodle? You could have saved a lot of money by going to a shelter to adopt a dog (or cat) or two.
Oddly Me 2 years ago
For $500,000 you might be able to adopt the whole shelter of fur babies :-)
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Nice but modest house new but also modest car and the rest in investments.
#30
Chris B 2 years ago
Unless your 8-9 yo was a child prodigy, believe me when I say this is exactly how they think, write and spell.
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robyn rissler 2 years ago
More like delightfully imbecilic! The exuberance that came so easily at that age, i miss. Oh to have such joie de vivre again
Julie Harrison 2 years ago
The reason it is brilliant for me is a lot of people spell my name July....it's great to see the reverse happening here.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Give her 20 years, then show her her Twitter account. Mwahahaha!
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
fourth of july is a new year? bro this kid was dumb good thing you can look back and cringe audibly now
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Why did this kid think New Years was on July 4th? Or am I even dumber than she is? Is there a country or culture whose new year is in July and this’ll be the first I’ve heard of it?
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Every time my dog something adorable he immediately stops as soon as I try for a photo. He knows.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
"Please don't drop it, Please don't drop it, Please don't drop it, Please don't drop it, Please don't drop it, Please don't drop it"
#32
Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
I'm a man and i can't explain crypto to women. I can't explain it to men. I can't explain it to me, and gosh, i've tried. Nearest i can get is 'Ponzi scheme'.
#33
the dancing demon (she/her) 2 years ago
Or you could just not have kids, the world doesn't need any more people
Caroline Driver 2 years ago
-My daughter is hilarious, but not all the time, sometimes she goes on too long about Transformers or Demon Slayer
gilded panda 2 years ago
so albert einstein, issac newton, and charles darwin walk into a bar in an argument. newton says "i dont think you grasp the gravity of this". albert says "i beleive i have a relatively good idea of it" and darwin says "guys, stop before this evolves into a big fight"
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Dynamite Samurai Koala 2 years ago
nappetizer, first snorece, dezzzzzzzert... I'll see myself out.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Since I was a lil kid I was always the one that falls asleep first on the sofa, when you fall asleep on the sofa, it feels so natural like the best sleep ever, but every damn time I would be woken up to go to my room, to the point that I told myself ‘ when I get older and get my own place I’m gonna sleep wherever/whenever I want’ 🤦🏻♀️ then I got married, I’m reliving my childhood
2x4b523p 2 years ago
Nappetizer is the best sleep ever, so deep and natural. But every time I fall asleep in the evening I cannot fall asleep later at night. Today I fell asleep watching TV for 20 mins and now I’m awake at 1am, been turning and tossing for two hours, now counting down hours till I have to wake up and it’s not good.
Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago
And just like an appetizer, sometimes that ends up being all you want and don't get an entree(bed)
#35
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
So true, especially since hospitals have been using those same baby blankets for decades.
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KnightOwl 2 years ago
My dad would totally do this, mainly because he's really socially awkward, (even with his own kids.) After 8 kids and 14 grandkids he just doesn't get excited anymore. He's a brilliant dad and grandad and loves spending time with his grandkids, but when my sister announced her pregnancy last year he just shrugged and said ok. He's more likely to say something nice if it's their first child otherwise he doesn't really react at all!
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I don’t get it. What’s the meme? Is it saying “Okay” upon seeing a photo of a baby, or did I miss a funny line in a TV show? I don’t know how to apply this one, though I spose I might after someone tells me what it is.
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
It's just a bit underwhelming for grandpa to just say OK when he sees a picture of his grandchild for the first time
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Grandpa is probably not great with technology but really wanted to day something
Penny Hernandez 2 years ago
My oldest son (an RN) says upon seeing a newborn "another Winston Churchill lookalike'.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
"I'll wait until you increase its internal pressure to get rid of the wrinkles, so I don't feel like I'm looking in a mirror"
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Ravens Mom 2 years ago
I would love that as a Christmas present! (hint, hint to the boyfriend!)
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MontanaMariner 2 years ago
The crab has a heating pad, or is a heating pad? As a very single male, I don't understand this.
Piglet 2 years ago
It's a lobster. It's a heating pad to help ease menstrual cramps.
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Ruth Harper 2 years ago
It is cute. But the best heating pads are the really big ones you can wrap around yourself.
BossyCloud 2 years ago
For anyone else that didn't know the backstory: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/bvyxaj/menstruation_crustacean_station/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
I have heating plasters that you can stick to your belly, they're awesome and you have your hands free
MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
They have kitties too. Had to get one, not that I need it anymore
#38
gilded panda 2 years ago
why did i read this and it sounded like one of taylor swifts songs when i hate all her songs
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Pandasizing World Peace 2 years ago
"It's too dark in here!" "It's too bright here!" "I'm dying of thirst!" "The other plants are making fun of me!" "You never even acknowledge my existence!" "My leaves are choking on the dust!""My roots are soggy!" "My roots are cramped!" "I have nothing to live for!"
Sherman Von Gee 2 years ago
They also do it with fucken water... I got some high maintenance a*s plants up only house who only choose not to die when I use distilled water. Tap water is too basic for these bitches. & I'm such a god damn sucker that I buy fucken WATER every week for them & act like it's a necessity.... like "sorry I can't come out tonight, I have to go to the store to buy water for my needy a*s plants & since Walmart by me sells out a lot.. this might be an all night ordeal" then I take my happy a*s home. Filly my happy a*s watering cans & water my happy a*s plants that I just stare at everyday & think "wow.. that's so cool! Plants are cool" all the work just to have a living decoration. Don't even get me started on repotting & lighting & humidity & feeding. Also.. I have over 200 plants. I just ordered 3 more today.. moral to the story. I have. A. F*****g. Problem. Okay I have to go... it's watering day & Walmart closes in 2 hours. My
themusa101 2 years ago
And outdoor plants is like: OWO is that a Crack in the electrical wires?
#39
bas moelard 2 years ago
Don't buy gas for a full tank and you'll be able to buy a bike *sighs heavily*
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
My neighbour has an electric car and is wondering if he can fit small wind turbines to the roof so he can charge his battery as he drives
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Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
$135? well, you're obviously not going grocery shopping.....
#41
Howl's sleeping castle 2 years ago
When I make a new friend, the first thing I share with them is the link for mr short term memory. After that it's all smooth sailing.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
It's TV show. Where comedian cast and some celebrities perform funny parodies about world events and such. Hope this help.
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Bart 2 years ago
If that makes sense 'to you'. Never underestimate the weirdness of your conversation partner's brain...
MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
Never overestimate the quality of your explanation.
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Bobby 2 years ago
I ask that all the time because I'm not sure other people are following my train of thought. It's usually more of a Rollercoaster that teleports
Chris B 2 years ago
I do this all the time, and know plenty of other guys that do as well. Not just women at all
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Little king trash mouth 2 years ago
I say it when I've been rambling and hope the other person heard a coherent answer in there somewhere
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
I do that too, I guess I should start questioning my gender again.
#43
SirWriteALot 2 years ago
Because you're poor. If you're not poor you wouldn't stress out like that over what ... $50, $60? Yeah, I'm still stressing
Sue User 2 years ago
I remember finding a $5 bill in my coat and it felt like i won the lottery.
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Foxglove🇮🇪 2 years ago
Here you pre-approve the maximum spend but you are only debited for what you use, otherwise the pump cuts off when you hit your max
Sherman Von Gee 2 years ago
That actually did happen to me once. Like 10 years ago. Before they like.. made sure that wouldn't happen. M**********r took my last $4.67
Beck 2 years ago
Always pay for gas inside. The pump will hold money for up to 48bhours. When you swipe your card the computer decided how much it will allow. $59, $100? If you only use, say, $22.18, the rest of the mo $59 or $100 or whatever is on hold. I used tonwork at a gas station and had to explain this. My husband ended up paying at the pump about 6 months ago and my card app held $60,.but gave back about $40 a few days later.
Carl Wroe 2 years ago
Possibly a protocol dependent upon your credit rating, or the practice of your bank. I have never had a ‘hold’ put on my card in 40 years of pumping gas.
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Mark 2 years ago
Plus that one memory of a random mountain, the exhaust from your car repair, plus memes from BP
BitchinintheBurgh' 2 years ago
Then, it will show it to you every year just so you don't forget.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
No. One will only tell me what my cats have been doing all month. My husband and I have been working, so we don’t need pictures.
Cydney Golden 2 years ago
FB keeps asking me if I want to repost the few times I've posted my wordle score.
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#46
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
He did what with blood now? My mind goes to several places when offered s--------g.
Howl's sleeping castle 2 years ago
For some reason I thought 'sneezing' and I was fine with it. Like yeah it's possible
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Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
If your kid is defecating blood, please take them to see a doctor ASAP.
Hilary Mol 2 years ago
This sums up what my experience is in every health food store now. I can't pinpoint what, exactly, but something changed around 1999/2000 in health food stores and with health food product marketing and now I swear all of what we see on Crunchy Granola Crunchers is stuff like this, which makes me want to return it immediately, not consume it.
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#49
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Dude, If she says things like “she talk” and “she work,” the only thing you’re missing out on is annoying speech.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
At least you have an interaction. You get anywhere near HR at my work and they tell you to go on the app.
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DeeDee M 2 years ago
I'm from a very small town in the USA. I can confirm that generational friendships are absolutely a "thing."
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I’m childfree, so I guess my friends’ kids are just gonna have to be friends with my pets XD
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RandomPerson 2 years ago (edited)
My dad is convinced that I am best friends with his friend's daughter. I mean, I am kinda friends with her, but not as much as he thinks I am.
yellowphantom 2 years ago
Yep. My 38 year old still gets together with the son of my best friend from high school.
arthbach 2 years ago
Definitely not. Children need their own friends. They most definitely don't need their parents living vicariously through them.
Sam Skywalker 2 years ago
I don’t think u understand the statement dear 😳😳😳
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Kookamunga 2 years ago
For those who work M-F, Sunday is such a weird feeling. smonday-65...780cd7.jpg 
#52
Kirsten Kerkhof 2 years ago
"What do you mean you altered my file and made it better? Yes, it is now much better, but ... the audacity!"
Dynamite Samurai Koala 2 years ago
"How dare you the lyrics were perfect it took me weeks to write this"
#53
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago (edited)
Moms are the paparazzi of normal people. They somehow manage to get the most unflattering pictures of you and then share it with the world Edit: grammar
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#55
Mary Guerinot 2 years ago
I used to have a boss who expected everyone to get together every morning in the coffee room and talk about what we did the night before. I didn't go to work to socialize with people I didn't really care for and was penalized for being anti-social. Eventually was laid off for it. I didn't go to work to make friends, but to actually just do my job. I'll never understand this mentality.
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My colleagues used to call me Blue (the dino in Jurassic park). I was sleep deprived so would answer every 'good morning' with a small growl.
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#57
lily jones 2 years ago
Please delete your comment on the Zara models post, it's offensive
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Dynamite Samurai Koala 2 years ago
will one day get a car so that i can drive wherever i need to while plying like chimeras with my widows open
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