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As someone that doesn't have an especially strong urge to have kids anytime soon, I'm often told things like: “It's a completely life-changing experience;” “your priorities are turned upside down;” and “nothing can describe the feeling you get when you first hold your own child in your hands.”

Now, I don't doubt for a second that the act of procreation fulfills one of the most basic and fundamental human needs and brings about incredible and joyous emotions that only a parent can really understand.

However, while parenting is surely amazing, rewarding and life-changing beyond words, it can also take its toll! From the calm, romantic, fun-loving and free couples of before to the flustered, stressed and vomit-stained parents of afterward, these photos amusingly highlight some of the change that all parents go through - and even though they will surely say that it was 100% worth it - meh, I'm still not quite convinced yet.

The 'before vs after parenting pics' trend was started by forty-something Brooklyn dad Mike Julianelle, who runs the 'Got Toddlered' Instagram page and also has a popular parenting blog that shares his experiences of being the father to two crazy sons. We had a previous post covering the first batch of hilarious examples, and they were so popular that we have come back with more! Scroll down to check them out for yourself, and let us know your thoughts and stories in the comments!

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This Doesn’t Even Need A Caption. I Should Literally Delete Every Other Picture On This Page And Replace Them All With This And Put “Mission Accomplished” In My Bio. My Work Here Is Done. All Joking Aside, This Guy Is A Champ And A Half! Giving Us Dads A Good Name!

This Doesn’t Even Need A Caption. I Should Literally Delete Every Other Picture On This Page And Replace Them All With This And Put “Mission Accomplished” In My Bio. My Work Here Is Done. All Joking Aside, This Guy Is A Champ And A Half! Giving Us Dads A Good Name!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially daughters. They just bring out the sweet, sappy side of a dad you didn't even know you have.

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Bored Panda was lucky enough to speak to Mike himself, who shared some of his famously witty insights on the realities of parenting with us.

"Look, I don’t hate my kids, I just hate parenting," he told us with a laugh. "That’s really all it boils down to, and is the premise behind all my Dad and Buried stuff - my blog, my Instagram page, my Facebook, and my podcast (Dad and Buried - subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and everywhere else you get podcasts!) - and my Got Toddlered account."

"Parenting is challenging and frustrating and expensive and exhausting and stressful and boring, and while my sons are often all of those things as well, I don’t regret having them. How dare you suggest such a thing just because I occasionally make jokes and memes that make it seem that way!"

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Every Once In A While, Parenthood Is A Major Improvement

Every Once In A While, Parenthood Is A Major Improvement

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"I mock and troll my kids, and I trash and ridicule parents and parenting, and myself, because that’s my sense of humor, and my sense of humor is what keeps me sane amidst the all-consuming hellscape of attempting to protect and raise ignorant, unformed, self-destructive miniature human beings."

"I recently had a job interview. Job interviews are stressful no matter what stage of life you’re at, but, like everything else, having children raises the stress exponentially. I’m not just providing for myself anymore, and the stakes are much higher now; the consequences of blowing a job interview are a lot more intense. And so was getting there, because I had to take my toddler with me."

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For Obvious Reasons, This Cat Has Learned To Sleep With One Eye Open

For Obvious Reasons, This Cat Has Learned To Sleep With One Eye Open

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"Being unemployed, we can’t afford childcare, so I had to ride the subway, in a full suit, on one of the hottest days of the summer, with my toddler on my lap and/or napping next to me. Thankfully I didn’t have to bring him to the interview itself; I was able to drop him with my wife. The logistics of all of this – the scheduling, the traveling, the hand off, the carrying of a sleeping toddler across Manhattan while sweat poured off me like a waterfall, etc. – were incredibly complicated."

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"None of this was ideal. But I had to do it, I had to put my best foot forward for the job, so I can provide for my family, and, more importantly, so I can get the hell out of my house. I can’t handle being a stay at home dad for another minute!"

Mike's kids are 8 (9 in September) and 3.5. Right now he's a stay at home dad, not exactly by choice, and he spends his time writing honest and insightful blogs about the issues that he struggles with at times. Because scrolling through social media, you'd be forgiven for thinking that everyone is just the perfect parent - happy, energetic and full of great ideas for nurturing excellent human beings. You rarely see behind the curtain! Mike gives an honest evaluation of parenthood, and his blog is essential reading for parents and non parents alike!

#6

Made Our 1 Year Wedding Anniversary Picture!

Made Our 1 Year Wedding Anniversary Picture!

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Parenting Gets You Into Some Sticky Situations. (These Captions Can’t All Be Winners!)

Parenting Gets You Into Some Sticky Situations. (These Captions Can’t All Be Winners!)

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#8

From “I’m On A Boat!!!” To “He’s On My Throat!!!” (This Is One Of My Favorites!)

From “I’m On A Boat!!!” To “He’s On My Throat!!!” (This Is One Of My Favorites!)

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#10

From “Haaaaaaayyyyyy!” To “Wait! I’ve Got A New Complaint...”

From “Haaaaaaayyyyyy!” To “Wait! I’ve Got A New Complaint...”

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Actually Maximus, No, I’m Not Entertained. Thanks For Asking! (Love How The Shirt Goes From Sincere To Ironic When The Kid Shows Up!)

Actually Maximus, No, I’m Not Entertained. Thanks For Asking! (Love How The Shirt Goes From Sincere To Ironic When The Kid Shows Up!)

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I’m Not Sure Which Situation Is More Hazardous To His Health...

I’m Not Sure Which Situation Is More Hazardous To His Health...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, in this world, the first situation is sometimes necessary to secure the continuation of the second situation. (A continuation perhaps not for yourself, but certainly for others.)

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It Doesn’t Take Long For Them To Go From Cute To Crushing

It Doesn’t Take Long For Them To Go From Cute To Crushing

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This Dapper Gent Went From Refined Af To Resigned To His Fate

This Dapper Gent Went From Refined Af To Resigned To His Fate

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't let this dog's sad eyes fool you, he loves the attention, he would have walked away if he didn't - speaking from Great Dane experience. Mine would stay put for awhile and when she had enough attention, just stood up and walked away - with the child on her back or dumped them off, lol

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#16

From Drinking Together To *making Drinks* Together

From Drinking Together To *making Drinks* Together

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From Sex On The Beach To Dead On Her Feet! This Juxtaposition Almost Makes Me Feel Bad, But The Truth Must Be Told! Also, The Baby’s Mouth Is Wide Open Too Omg

From Sex On The Beach To Dead On Her Feet! This Juxtaposition Almost Makes Me Feel Bad, But The Truth Must Be Told! Also, The Baby’s Mouth Is Wide Open Too Omg

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sex on the beach can lead to a +1. The good news is that the baby is adorable, and so is the mom, despite being dead on her feet.

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#18

From Da King To Dafuq?!

From Da King To Dafuq?!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats love kids, especially the little ones. Well, until they pull their tails 😅

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#19

His Drinking Buddies Have Changed

His Drinking Buddies Have Changed

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From Partying All Night To Peppa’s Windy Fall Day

From Partying All Night To Peppa’s Windy Fall Day

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#21

What’s The Opposite Of A Glow Up?

What’s The Opposite Of A Glow Up?

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#22

Older Siblings Can Get Toddlered Too! Not That He Seems To Mind Trading His Mouthguard For A Tiara

Older Siblings Can Get Toddlered Too! Not That He Seems To Mind Trading His Mouthguard For A Tiara

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#23

From Fat Tuesdays To Ass Wednesdays

From Fat Tuesdays To Ass Wednesdays

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#24

They Never Suspected That When They Found Nemo They’d Also Lose Their Dignity

They Never Suspected That When They Found Nemo They’d Also Lose Their Dignity

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And To Think, She Used To Be The One Who Threw Up After Drinking Too Much

And To Think, She Used To Be The One Who Threw Up After Drinking Too Much

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#26

Look At What That Baby Has Reduced This Once Proud Man To. And The Kid Knows It Too! “No More Relaxing Dinners Out, You Eat In Bed Now And You Love It! I Own You!!!

Look At What That Baby Has Reduced This Once Proud Man To. And The Kid Knows It Too! “No More Relaxing Dinners Out, You Eat In Bed Now And You Love It! I Own You!!!

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From Striking A Pose To Serving As Poster Board

From Striking A Pose To Serving As Poster Board

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#28

From Little Black Dress To Big White Mess. I Can’t Believe She Stopped To Take A Photo Before Incinerating That Hoodie!

From Little Black Dress To Big White Mess. I Can’t Believe She Stopped To Take A Photo Before Incinerating That Hoodie!

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Double Double-Fisting!

Double Double-Fisting!

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#30

Kids! They’ll Steal Your Life-Force And *literally* Suffocate You, And Somehow You’ll Still Find Yourself Smiling While They Do

Kids! They’ll Steal Your Life-Force And *literally* Suffocate You, And Somehow You’ll Still Find Yourself Smiling While They Do

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#31

Look At Her Little Girl’s Face. She Knows What She Did

Look At Her Little Girl’s Face. She Knows What She Did

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The little girl looks exactly like her mom in the first photo. Look at those smirks!

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#32

Something Tells Me This Cat Is Not Happy About Losing The Prime Snuggle Spot!

Something Tells Me This Cat Is Not Happy About Losing The Prime Snuggle Spot!

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#33

From “Life’s A Beach!” To “Life’s A B**ch!”

From “Life’s A Beach!” To “Life’s A B**ch!”

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#34

Let’s Just Say The Bouquets Are Very Different

Let’s Just Say The Bouquets Are Very Different

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is he/she not wearing a diaper though? Sitting on a towel instead? Ran out?

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#35

Parenthood Even Changes Your Wardrobe. This Guy Went From Wearing A Suit To Wearing His Kids, Which Is So Much More Expensive

Parenthood Even Changes Your Wardrobe. This Guy Went From Wearing A Suit To Wearing His Kids, Which Is So Much More Expensive

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#36

One Of These Precious Commodities Is Fragile, Expensive, And Occasionally Explodes Into A Big Mess All Over Your Clothes. The Other Is A Huge Bottle Of Champagne

One Of These Precious Commodities Is Fragile, Expensive, And Occasionally Explodes Into A Big Mess All Over Your Clothes. The Other Is A Huge Bottle Of Champagne

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I Try Not To Post “Afters” Where The Parent Is Smiling - It’s Off-Brand! - But I Gotta Respect The Matching Shades - And The Shift From A Glass Of Wine To A Can Of Wine!

I Try Not To Post “Afters” Where The Parent Is Smiling - It’s Off-Brand! - But I Gotta Respect The Matching Shades - And The Shift From A Glass Of Wine To A Can Of Wine!

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#38

From Raising A Glass To Raising The Dead

From Raising A Glass To Raising The Dead

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#39

It Makes Sense That This Dog’s Name Is Snorkel Because He Is Drowning (Yes I Know That Doesn’t Make Sense, Shut Up)

It Makes Sense That This Dog’s Name Is Snorkel Because He Is Drowning (Yes I Know That Doesn’t Make Sense, Shut Up)

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#40

We Don’t Deserve Dogs. We *definitely* Deserve Toddlers

We Don’t Deserve Dogs. We *definitely* Deserve Toddlers

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It’s Yours Truly! Who Needs Faceapp When You Can Just Have Kids?

It’s Yours Truly! Who Needs Faceapp When You Can Just Have Kids?

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#42

Check Out That Beard Growth! Somebody’s Been Drinking Giant’s Milk!

Check Out That Beard Growth! Somebody’s Been Drinking Giant’s Milk!

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#43

Oh You Thought Running That Race Was Tiring? Parenting Isn’t A Marathon, It’s 8 Million Marathons, All In A Row With No Breaks. Good Luck!

Oh You Thought Running That Race Was Tiring? Parenting Isn’t A Marathon, It’s 8 Million Marathons, All In A Row With No Breaks. Good Luck!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being a parent is so much more tiring. but I love being one and love my daughter.

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From Sitting On A Throne To Becoming A Footstool

From Sitting On A Throne To Becoming A Footstool

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That dress is gorgeous!! And so is mama!! And so are those little toes!!

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#45

Glasses Used To Be His Cutest Accessory

Glasses Used To Be His Cutest Accessory

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#46

The Hills Are Aliiiiive, With The Sound Of Mom Not Giving S**t While Her Toddler Chugs Soda Because At Least He’s Being Quieeeeet!

The Hills Are Aliiiiive, With The Sound Of Mom Not Giving S**t While Her Toddler Chugs Soda Because At Least He’s Being Quieeeeet!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol.. that's funny.. and if I had kids that's exactly how I would do it also! LOL LOL

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To Be Fair, This Dog Seemed A Bit Unhinged Even Before The Baby Came Along. But At Least Then He Was Free!

To Be Fair, This Dog Seemed A Bit Unhinged Even Before The Baby Came Along. But At Least Then He Was Free!

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#48

Husbands Are A Little Easier To Wrangle For Photos!

Husbands Are A Little Easier To Wrangle For Photos!

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#49

From All Glammed Up To Completely Wiped Out

From All Glammed Up To Completely Wiped Out

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#50

From “Make It Rain!” To “Make It Stop!”

From “Make It Rain!” To “Make It Stop!”

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#51

From Intentionally Stopping To Take In The View To Being Forced Against Your Will To Watch Some Kid-Based Nonsense

From Intentionally Stopping To Take In The View To Being Forced Against Your Will To Watch Some Kid-Based Nonsense

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#52

That’s Some Solid Multitasking! But Things Were Definitely More Fun When She Was The One Hitching A Ride

That’s Some Solid Multitasking! But Things Were Definitely More Fun When She Was The One Hitching A Ride

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#53

Once You Have Kids, It’s Probably Time To Stop Wearing White

Once You Have Kids, It’s Probably Time To Stop Wearing White

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sooo, you're telling me the first thing that comes to her mind when her baby puked, is to take a selfie...?

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#54

Up All Night, Sleep All Day

Up All Night, Sleep All Day

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#55

It’s A Jungle Out There!

It’s A Jungle Out There!

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#56

Posing For Classy Pictures Used To Be Much Easier

Posing For Classy Pictures Used To Be Much Easier

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#57

From Chug To Ugh

From Chug To Ugh

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#58

Peace, Love And Rock ‘N Roll Are All Well And Good Until You End Up Crashed Out In A Tiny Hospital Room With A Tiny Groupie Latched To Your Chest

Peace, Love And Rock ‘N Roll Are All Well And Good Until You End Up Crashed Out In A Tiny Hospital Room With A Tiny Groupie Latched To Your Chest

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#59

What’s The Opposite Of A Glow Up? Oh Right: Parenthood

What’s The Opposite Of A Glow Up? Oh Right: Parenthood

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#60

From Hoisting A Pint To Hoisting A Pipsqueak

From Hoisting A Pint To Hoisting A Pipsqueak

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From Melisandre To Euron Or, If You Don’t Watch Game Of Thrones, From Princess Buttercup To Dread Pirate Roberts Or, If You Don’t Like The Princess Bride, From Lady In Red To Blackbeard

From Melisandre To Euron Or, If You Don’t Watch Game Of Thrones, From Princess Buttercup To Dread Pirate Roberts Or, If You Don’t Like The Princess Bride, From Lady In Red To Blackbeard

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#62

Messy Hair Do Care But Can’t Do Anything About It Because Kids

Messy Hair Do Care But Can’t Do Anything About It Because Kids

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My hair wasn't always gorgeous, but it was up & out of the way

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#63

Lifting The Wine Glass Was A Lot Easier

Lifting The Wine Glass Was A Lot Easier

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#64

From Fatigues To Fatigued. Either Way, I Wouldn’t Mess With Him

From Fatigues To Fatigued. Either Way, I Wouldn’t Mess With Him

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She Went From Cosmopolitans To Mudslides (I’m So Sorry)

She Went From Cosmopolitans To Mudslides (I’m So Sorry)

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From Crazy Swag To A Total Drag

From Crazy Swag To A Total Drag

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#68

She’s Not Laughing Anymore!

She’s Not Laughing Anymore!

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#69

From Getting Banged To Being F**ked

From Getting Banged To Being F**ked

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#70

If I Were Breastfeeding On The Toilet, I’d Need A Pacifier To Keep From Crying Too

If I Were Breastfeeding On The Toilet, I’d Need A Pacifier To Keep From Crying Too

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#71

From Skinny Abs To Chubby Cheeks

From Skinny Abs To Chubby Cheeks

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#72

Look, He’s Got No One To Blame But Himself. Waste Away In Margaritaville For Too Long And You End Up At The Doctor’s Office!

Look, He’s Got No One To Blame But Himself. Waste Away In Margaritaville For Too Long And You End Up At The Doctor’s Office!

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From Getting Whispered Sweet Nothings To Getting Screamed Horrible Nothings.

From Getting Whispered Sweet Nothings To Getting Screamed Horrible Nothings.

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#74

Kids Take Everything From You, Including Your Favorite Vintage T-Shirts

Kids Take Everything From You, Including Your Favorite Vintage T-Shirts

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From Queen Of The Wicker Throne To Being Ridden Like A Dragon

From Queen Of The Wicker Throne To Being Ridden Like A Dragon

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#76

Used To Be Awake, Got Toddlered

Used To Be Awake, Got Toddlered

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#77

No, These Photos Of Two Cats Snuggling On The Bed And Then Spreading To Completely Opposite Sides When A Baby Arrives Are A Metaphor For Your Sex Life

No, These Photos Of Two Cats Snuggling On The Bed And Then Spreading To Completely Opposite Sides When A Baby Arrives Are A Metaphor For Your Sex Life

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#78

Neither Of Them Seems Particularly Pleased With This New Arrangement

Neither Of Them Seems Particularly Pleased With This New Arrangement

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#79

From Badass To... Badass!

From Badass To... Badass!

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#80

Yeah This About Sums It Up

Yeah This About Sums It Up

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You Can Practically Hear Mom Crying In That Second Pic. Don’t Judge; Like Your Kids Have Never Made You Curl Up Into The Fetal Position! Especially When They’re That Snotty!

You Can Practically Hear Mom Crying In That Second Pic. Don’t Judge; Like Your Kids Have Never Made You Curl Up Into The Fetal Position! Especially When They’re That Snotty!

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#82

Started At The Bottom Now We Wipin’ ‘Em

Started At The Bottom Now We Wipin’ ‘Em

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#83

These Two Photos Sum This Account Up Perfectly. When You Have Kids You Got From Flying High To Literally Being Pinned Down. From Point Break To Your Breaking Point

These Two Photos Sum This Account Up Perfectly. When You Have Kids You Got From Flying High To Literally Being Pinned Down. From Point Break To Your Breaking Point

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#84

The First #mancrushmonday Of 2019 Features A Dad Who Who Went From Kicking Opponents In The Face On A Regular Basis To Getting His Ass Completely Kicked, Every Day, For Basically The Rest Of His Life. By Someone He Can’t Kick Back Without Serious Consequences

The First #mancrushmonday Of 2019 Features A Dad Who Who Went From Kicking Opponents In The Face On A Regular Basis To Getting His Ass Completely Kicked, Every Day, For Basically The Rest Of His Life. By Someone He Can’t Kick Back Without Serious Consequences

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#85

From Slappin’ Da Bass To Nappin’ All Over The Place

From Slappin’ Da Bass To Nappin’ All Over The Place

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#86

I’m Not Big On Stereotypes But In This Case It’s True: She Was Definitely Having More Fun As A Blonde

I’m Not Big On Stereotypes But In This Case It’s True: She Was Definitely Having More Fun As A Blonde

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Don’t Worry, They’re Throwing The Kids Back

Don’t Worry, They’re Throwing The Kids Back

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I Assume He’s Asking For Two Vasectomies, Just To Be Safe

I Assume He’s Asking For Two Vasectomies, Just To Be Safe

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#89

If It’s Not Scottish, It’s Crap!

If It’s Not Scottish, It’s Crap!

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What cuties. Awful wallpaper. Don't people have headboards anymore (she muses then remembers that her daughter doesn't hve one)

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He Went From Easy Riding To Sitting Shitgun

He Went From Easy Riding To Sitting Shitgun

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#91

From Hanging Out With Farm Animals To... Hanging Out With Farm Animals

From Hanging Out With Farm Animals To... Hanging Out With Farm Animals

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#92

I Can’t Tell If He’s More Shocked By His New Look Or By His New Kid

I Can’t Tell If He’s More Shocked By His New Look Or By His New Kid

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#93

Honeymoon’s Over

Honeymoon’s Over

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#94

The Ecstasy And The Agony

The Ecstasy And The Agony

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#95

From Hoisting Babes To Hoisting Babies. At Least He Doesn’t Look At All Sad About It!

From Hoisting Babes To Hoisting Babies. At Least He Doesn’t Look At All Sad About It!

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From Sexily Posing On A Chair To Desperately Wanting To Finally Effing Sit Down For The Love Of God!

From Sexily Posing On A Chair To Desperately Wanting To Finally Effing Sit Down For The Love Of God!

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#97

Playing In The Water Used To Be Relaxing...

Playing In The Water Used To Be Relaxing...

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#98

What Happened To My Life?!

What Happened To My Life?!

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#99

Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like You Shoulda Got A Vasectomy

Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like You Shoulda Got A Vasectomy

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#100

From Flowers In Her Hair To Messy Hair Don’t Care!

From Flowers In Her Hair To Messy Hair Don’t Care!

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#101

It’s Woman Crush Wednesday, So I Am Tempted To Make A Joke About The Danger That Baby Is In, But I Feel Too Bad That She Has Probably Spent A Fortune On New Bras

It’s Woman Crush Wednesday, So I Am Tempted To Make A Joke About The Danger That Baby Is In, But I Feel Too Bad That She Has Probably Spent A Fortune On New Bras

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#102

From Sun Bathing To Son Cradling

From Sun Bathing To Son Cradling

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#103

His Kids Put The Crush - And, Thankfully For Him, The Plush - In

His Kids Put The Crush - And, Thankfully For Him, The Plush - In

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#104

From Mountains To Streams

From Mountains To Streams

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From Skydiving To Couch-Surfing. From ”free As A Bird” To “Snug As A Bug.” From Death-Defying To Life-Draining

From Skydiving To Couch-Surfing. From ”free As A Bird” To “Snug As A Bug.” From Death-Defying To Life-Draining

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#106

From Duck Face To Wtf Face

From Duck Face To Wtf Face

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#107

From Oktoberfest To No Hair Left. (They Can’t All Be Winners!)

From Oktoberfest To No Hair Left. (They Can’t All Be Winners!)

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#108

This Guy Went From “Look At Me With My Badass Bloody Mary, Take A Pic!” To “Wtf Are You Doing You Better Delete That Photo!”

This Guy Went From “Look At Me With My Badass Bloody Mary, Take A Pic!” To “Wtf Are You Doing You Better Delete That Photo!”

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#109

From Fun With S’mores To Fun With S’mohmygod Wtf Are You Doing You’re Gonna Burn The Place Down You Lunatic!!!

From Fun With S’mores To Fun With S’mohmygod Wtf Are You Doing You’re Gonna Burn The Place Down You Lunatic!!!

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My Man’s Been Resting Precious Cargo On That Shoulder For Years! Unfortunately The New Cargo Occasionally Spits Up On It

My Man’s Been Resting Precious Cargo On That Shoulder For Years! Unfortunately The New Cargo Occasionally Spits Up On It

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#111

Chug Chug Chug! Plus Ça Change, Plus C’est La Même Chose

Chug Chug Chug! Plus Ça Change, Plus C’est La Même Chose

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#112

What Happened To My Life?

What Happened To My Life?

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#113

When Flirting Goes Wrong

When Flirting Goes Wrong

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#114

You’re Damn Right You Don’t Wear A Suit When You Empty The Diaper Genie. I Live In Eternal Fear Of Those Bags Ripping Open Mid-Haul

You’re Damn Right You Don’t Wear A Suit When You Empty The Diaper Genie. I Live In Eternal Fear Of Those Bags Ripping Open Mid-Haul

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#115

From Cannibalistic To Cuddly. From Gory To Goofy.. From Zombies To Furries!

From Cannibalistic To Cuddly. From Gory To Goofy.. From Zombies To Furries!

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#116

Now That They’ve Got Two Kids, That Sign He’s Flashing Is As Close As They’re Gonna Get To Any Actual Peace

Now That They’ve Got Two Kids, That Sign He’s Flashing Is As Close As They’re Gonna Get To Any Actual Peace

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#117

I Honestly Can’t Be Sure His Kids Aren’t Responsible For Both Looks

I Honestly Can’t Be Sure His Kids Aren’t Responsible For Both Looks

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#118

Something Old On The Left, Something New On The Right, And She’s Got Something Borrowed And Something Blue Right In The Middle Of Her Forehead! Thanks Kids!

Something Old On The Left, Something New On The Right, And She’s Got Something Borrowed And Something Blue Right In The Middle Of Her Forehead! Thanks Kids!

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#119

Don’t Mind Me, Sleeping Beauty. You’re Just Hogging My Bed That I Paid For You Ungrateful Freeloader. No, You’re Bitter!

Don’t Mind Me, Sleeping Beauty. You’re Just Hogging My Bed That I Paid For You Ungrateful Freeloader. No, You’re Bitter!

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#120

The Kid Is Just Taunting His Dad: “Oh You Used To Play? That’s Cute. I’m The Drummer Now.”

The Kid Is Just Taunting His Dad: “Oh You Used To Play? That’s Cute. I’m The Drummer Now.”

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#121

From A Glamorous Golden Glow To A Total Shitshow

From A Glamorous Golden Glow To A Total Shitshow

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From A Drink As Big As Her Head To A Head Bigger Than Her Thing. I Don’t Even Know Know Which Hurt More On The Way Out

From A Drink As Big As Her Head To A Head Bigger Than Her Thing. I Don’t Even Know Know Which Hurt More On The Way Out

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#123

From Baseball To Wrestling

From Baseball To Wrestling

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From Charlie’s Angel To Toddler’s Desktop

From Charlie’s Angel To Toddler’s Desktop

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#125

She Used To Take The Bull By The Horns, Now She’s Just Got Crabs

She Used To Take The Bull By The Horns, Now She’s Just Got Crabs

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#126

From Road Rage To Carpools, Er, Bikepools?

From Road Rage To Carpools, Er, Bikepools?

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#127

They Went From Trying To Catch A Buzz At Disney World To Buzz Almost Needing To Catch Their Kid!

They Went From Trying To Catch A Buzz At Disney World To Buzz Almost Needing To Catch Their Kid!

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#128

Omg This Dog Has Been Through Hell. Welcome To The Party, Pup!

Omg This Dog Has Been Through Hell. Welcome To The Party, Pup!

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#129

From Totally Put Together To Totally Passed Out

From Totally Put Together To Totally Passed Out

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Her Saturdays Got Toddlered. The Good News Is She’ll Feel Hungover On Sunday Whether She Drinks Or Not! Yay Kids!

Her Saturdays Got Toddlered. The Good News Is She’ll Feel Hungover On Sunday Whether She Drinks Or Not! Yay Kids!

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#131

I’m Not Entirely Sure What He’s Waiting For In The First Pic But I Know He Wants Know Part Of What He Got In The Second One!

I’m Not Entirely Sure What He’s Waiting For In The First Pic But I Know He Wants Know Part Of What He Got In The Second One!

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#132

From Oktoberfest To Wrestlemania!

From Oktoberfest To Wrestlemania!

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#133

He Went From King Of The World To Dazed And Confused

He Went From King Of The World To Dazed And Confused

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#134

They Used To Be The Stars, Now They’re Background Players

They Used To Be The Stars, Now They’re Background Players

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#135

One Of These Smiles May Be Less Joyful Than The Other. No Judgment!

One Of These Smiles May Be Less Joyful Than The Other. No Judgment!

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I Can’t Be Positive They’re Wearing Costumes On The Left, But I’m Gonna Give Them The B Of The D On That One. Either Way, The Outfits On The Right Are A Lot Scarier!

I Can’t Be Positive They’re Wearing Costumes On The Left, But I’m Gonna Give Them The B Of The D On That One. Either Way, The Outfits On The Right Are A Lot Scarier!

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#137

I Wonder Which Accessory Is Louder. (No I Don’t.)

I Wonder Which Accessory Is Louder. (No I Don’t.)

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#138

Who’s Got Two Thumbs And Can’t Wear Inappropriate Shirts Anymore?

Who’s Got Two Thumbs And Can’t Wear Inappropriate Shirts Anymore?

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#139

From Raftin’ And Relaxin’ To Pretending She’s Not Watching That Kid Like A Hawk In Case She Falls Off

From Raftin’ And Relaxin’ To Pretending She’s Not Watching That Kid Like A Hawk In Case She Falls Off

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#140

From Cinco De Mayo To Sick Of My Life-O (This Would Be Funnier If They Weren’t So Happy In The After Pic. Also, Who Wears A Hockey Jersey To Cinco De Mayo?! Get It Together, White People!)

From Cinco De Mayo To Sick Of My Life-O (This Would Be Funnier If They Weren’t So Happy In The After Pic. Also, Who Wears A Hockey Jersey To Cinco De Mayo?! Get It Together, White People!)

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