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Cutest Bee Puns That’ll Positively Bee-witch You

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Bees, our diligent tiny pollinators, are to be thanked for the food on our tables, the plants that make up our natural environments, and the healing they provide us with their products. You might’ve heard that bee populations are suffering a great decline in many places on our planet due to various pesticides used on crops that endanger these vitally important bugs a great deal. Several organizations worldwide advocate the importance of bees, advising us on what to do to help them. Precisely because of this cause, some cities are going greener, providing tiny oases for these tiny fuzzies. More and more farmers are going back to ecological crops or even biodynamic farming. Everybody can do their part in helping restore the bee population!

Besides hands-on action to help honeybees, talking about them and keeping the topic alive is as important. So, although we have done several serious posts, talks don’t always have to be somber to keep the bees on our minds. That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the best puns that the Internet has to offer on our tiny little friends! So now, you can think about ways to aid these adorable insects while heartily laughing at some funny puns. From classic puns such as ‘bee yourself’ to more sophisticated ones about the flight of the bumblebees - only the creme de la creme of bee puns are on our list!

So, scroll down below, check out these clever puns, and go tend to your flower garden, which, I’m sure, is beloved by the neighborhood bees. Don’t forget to vote for the most original puns, add in some of your own to the comments, and share this bee-utiful article with your friends!

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#1

When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Kate Wooding 2 years ago

well this is bee-utiful

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#2

What’s a bee’s favorite kind of candy? Bumble gum.

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Amy Livingston 2 years ago

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#3

Always bee yourself.

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Alvin Chip 2 years ago

When that happens, they can’t help pollen in love with you.

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#4

Bee puns really sting.

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

Especially these ones

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#5

Who’s Mama Bee’s favorite singer? Sting.

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#6

What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal wee.

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Roy 2 years ago

may the force "bee" with you

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#7

That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee!

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#8

Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats.

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#9

Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and less vinegar.

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#10

What goes zzub-zubb when it travels? A bee flying backwards.

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#11

When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon.

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#12

What do you call a bee that never quite got into the hive? A wanna-bee!

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#13

I felt a bit of apiculture shock a couple of weeks after moving.

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#14

A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!

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#15

A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.

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#16

Bees style their hair with a honeycomb.

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#17

Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!

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#18

When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.

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#19

Only bees who are on their best bee-havior, get to go to the hive and make honey.

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#20

Bee puns are good for your health. Why? Because they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!

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#21

What did the one bee say to the prankster bee? “Quit pollen my leg.”

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#22

What do kiddo bees take to school? The school buzz.

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#23

Bee my love.

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#24

If you were a bee, I’d keep you.

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#25

What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship? The honeymoon period.

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#26

What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, bud!”

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#27

Appearances can bee deceiving.

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#28

The baby bee was affectionately known as a little hum-bug.

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#29

As busy as a bee.

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#30

This has been like pollen teeth!

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#31

Naughty baby bees really need to beehive.

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#32

What do you call honey on a bee? A sticky situation.

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#33

Why do beekeepers have such beautiful eyes? Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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#34

Where do bees go on vacation? To the bee-ch!

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#35

Why did the bee on Shark Tank? She was starting her own beesness.

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#36

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

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#37

To bee or not to bee, that is the question!

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#38

I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a bee. The shopkeeper said they didn't have bees. I said: ''But there's one in your window''.

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#39

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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#40

What's worse than being a fool? Fooling a bee.

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#41

What was the hive's favourite Shakespeare line? "To bee or not to bee".

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#42

What does a bee like playing in the park? A fris-bee.

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#43

Why did the bee go to the dermatologist? It had hives.

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#44

As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

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#45

That bee certainly deserved the promotion at work, he was always so buzzy on the job.

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#46

What did the bee girlfriend say in return? “Hive never felt this way bee-fore.”

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#47

Why was the bee fired from the barbershop? He only knew how to give a buzz-cut.

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#48

Who is a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.

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#49

Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.

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#50

What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!

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#51

They asked the beekeeper to move his business out of town because he was creating quite a buzz around town.

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#52

What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!

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#53

The worst part about getting stung by bees? Tomorrow you’re going to have to take care of those hives.

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#54

I know that I have never seen a hummingbird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee.

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#55

Meanwhile, the swarm of teen bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.

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#56

A smart mathematician knows exactly what a rhom-buzz is.

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#57

You’re so bee-autiful that every day with you is like a honeymoon.

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#58

There’s something bee-tween us and it’s not just your stinger.

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#59

Not all it’s cracked up to bee.

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#60

Go away, I want to bee alone.

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#61

Pollinate me.

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Steph Jay 2 years ago

Sounds a bit kinky🤔

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#62

You’re bee-autiful.

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#63

Come a little closer. I promise I won’t sting.

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#64

You’re sweeter than honey.

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#65

Are you a flower? Because I wanna help you pollinate.

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Steph Jay 2 years ago

Dirty things bees say to flowers....

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#66

You’re sweeter than honey.

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#67

Let’s make a bee-line for the bedroom.

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#68

You must take care of bees because you’re definitely a keeper.

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#69

What do you call a bee having a bad hair day? A frizz-bee.

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#70

What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasa-bee.”

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#71

What’s a bee’s favorite novel? The Great Gats-bee.

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#72

What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Bee-hydrated.

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#73

What do you call a ghost bee? A boo bee.

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#74

What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything? A free-bee.

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#75

Why do bees do so well in job interviews? They know all the good buzzwords.

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#76

Well, I’ll bee!

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#77

Speaking of music, all bees can relate to the pop band the Bee Gees.

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The Milk In Your Fridge 1 year ago

they’re the bees knees!

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#78

That single bee finally got married because he found his honey.

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#79

Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your bee-friend.

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#80

What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias!

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#81

Say, these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee.

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#82

Wasp are you talking about?

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#83

Do you think a bee brushes its hair with a honeycomb?

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#84

When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home?

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#85

A nectar pun would bee unbeelivable.

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#86

Bees usually hive in the pool.

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#87

What do you call a bee that falls down a hill? A stumble bee.

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#88

When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic.

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#89

That posh wasp is just plain snob-bee!

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#90

Will you quit pollen my leg?

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#91

Have you got a bee in your bonnet?

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#92

A force to bee reckoned with.

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#93

When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home?

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#94

The bee got fired from the hairdressers. The only style he could do was a buzz-cut.

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#95

What do you call a bee that's a bad loser? It's a cry ba-bee!

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#96

What are the names for bees from America? USBs.

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#97

How do bee boys and girls get to school? They take the buzz.

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#98

What do they call a bee that doesn't stop talking? Blabb-bee.

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#99

What are the bees' favourite weapons? BeeBee guns.

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#100

What do bees love to chew? Bumble gum!

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#101

Which shape is a bees' favourite? A Rhom-buzz!

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#102

What do you call a bee that's dressed up for halloween? A bee-witched.

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#103

What do you call a ghost bee? A boo bee.

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#104

What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber? They like Sting.

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#105

Why was the bee so hard to understand? It was a mumble bee.

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#106

What did the bee say to his girlfriend? “I can’t help pollen in love with you.”

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#107

What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane.

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#108

The bee bank robber said to the tellers, “Your honey or your life.”

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#109

What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!

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#110

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

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#111

The bee that resides in America is called a USB.

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#112

What do you call bees that constantly drop things? Fumble bees!

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#113

Where do worker bees go on vacation? Sting-apore.

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#114

Just like humans, bees love the honey-moon part of their relationships more than anything else.

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#115

The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees.

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#116

How did the bumble bee lose an eye? With a beebee gun.

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#117

A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.

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#118

We were always meant to bee.

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#119

Of course, Grandma really liked the Bee Gees.

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#120

A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.

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#121

A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.

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#122

Honey, I’m stuck on you.

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#123

I can’t bee-lieve how sweet you are.

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#124

The benefits of having a hive is un-bee-lievable.

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#125

What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias!

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#126

Female bees have a particular affection for ru-bee rings.

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#127

What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach? Fris-bees.

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#128

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee.

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#129

What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? A zom-bee.

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#130

Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee.

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#131

What would bears be without bees? Just ears.

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#132

If truth bee told.

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#133

A force to bee reckoned with.

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#134

Who’s a bee’s favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso.

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#135

Bee puns aren’t that great. I don’t get what all the buzz is about.

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#136

The little bees are always humming because they forgot the words to the song.

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#137

You son of a bee-ch.

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#138

Honey, I’m home!

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#139

I don’t hive a clue!

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#140

I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 — he said it was a freebee.

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#141

As luck would hive it.

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#142

None of your beeswax.

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#143

What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, honey!”

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#144

Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza? He didn’t know where to buzz in.

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#145

A bumblebee, a spelling bee, and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1.

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#146

What’s a bumblebee’s favorite wing sauce? Pollenesian.

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#147

A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers at Burger King.

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#148

Never play hide and seek with a swarm because they will always wind up bee-hind you.

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#149

Can you catch the buzz to school?

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#150

Bees love the summer because its swarm outside.

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#151

Give me a hive five.

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#152

Do you think a bee brushes their hair with a honeycomb?

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#153

I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 - he said it was a free bee.

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#154

Do you think a bee's favourite book is the Great Gats-bee?

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#155

The bee who preferred to fly backwards all the time was heard going "zzub, zzub, zzub!"

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#156

What's a bee's favourite sport? Rug-bee.

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#157

What did the mummy bee call her baby? My little hum-bug.

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#158

What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Beehydrated!

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#159

What do bees get given on the first day of school? The sylla-buzz.

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#160

What is a bee's favourite Spice Girls single? Wanna-bee!

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#161

What’s stripey and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on a plane.

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#162

What happens to a bee that belches near the queen bee? It gets a royal pardon.

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#163

What did one bee say to the other when they both landed on the same flower? Buzzzzzz off!

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#164

What did the teacher bee say to their students? Bee on your best bee-haviour!

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#165

What does the queen bee say to the worker bees? You should bee more productive.

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#166

What do unionized bees ask for? More honey and shorter working flowers.

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#167

No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.

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#168

We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.

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#169

What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.”

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#170

The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee.

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#171

That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!

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#172

What is bees’ favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!

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#173

What do you call a bee that was born in May? A may-bee.

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#174

As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house swarming party.

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#175

Bee the change you want to see.

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#176

What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? “It’s on the sylla-buzz!”

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#177

Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours.

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#178

What did the businesswoman say? “We’re in bees-ness now!”

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#179

What do you get if you cross a bee and a skunk? An animal that stings and stinks.

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#180

A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.

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#181

What do you call a bee that works for the government? A pollentician.

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#182

HIVE five!

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#183

These bee puns are just WINGING it.

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#184

What’s more impressive than a talking llama? A spelling bee.

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#185

I may have never seen a humming bird, but I've definitely seen a spelling bee.

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#186

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.

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#187

What did the mummy bee say to her naughty son? You must beehive!

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#188

Which painter do bees like? Pablo Bee-casso.

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#189

What is yellow and black and goes along the seabed? A bee in a submarine.

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#190

What do you call a bee who doesn't show off? A humble bee.

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#191

Why did the bee live through the winter? Because it wore a yellow jacket.

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#192

What does a bee use to style her hair? Her honey comb, of course.

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#193

You’re so hot, you make my colony collapse.

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HOW TO GET YOUR EX LOVER BACK & HOW I GOT MY EX LOVER. BACK I want to thank Dr Omokpo for saving my marriage. My husband treated me badly and left home for almost 3 month this got me sick and confused. Then I told my friend about how my husband has changed towards me. Then he told me to contact: {dromokpo@gmail.com}that he will help me bring my husband back to being a good ma n.That this great man helped her too. Then I gave him a try. after 3 days of casting the spell my husband came back home and i forgive him and today we are living in joy and happiness If you are going through any relationship stress or broken marriage situation and you want your Ex lover, Ex boyfriend, Ex girlfriend or Divorced husband or wife back you reach him via: dromokpo@gmail.com

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