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158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water

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Are you off to the beach and are in dire need of some good beach puns? If so, you’ve come to the right place. Whether it’s to annoy your family members and friends while soaking in the sun, or you just need some funny beach captions for Instagram, you just can’t go wrong with this handpicked collection of eye-rolling puns.

A beach holiday can be a number of things, it can involve the sea, the ocean, fancy resorts, or just cozy getaways to nature, with no cellphone in sight, free of the hands of social media. Though, if you want to share your skin-tanning experiences with your friends and followers, that’s absolutely fine too! Just make sure to use liquid protection for your devices, as some of these water puns can easily go through the thickest of layers.

With no further ado, take a deep dive into these breathtaking beach jokes and holiday puns, take a swim through, let us know which of these made you crack up the most, and feel free to add to the list in the comments. Happy tanning!

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#1

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Call me shellfish, but I don’t like sharing.

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At the beach, every day is sun-day.

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#3

Life is better in sandals; that’s one opinion I will never flip-flop on.

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#4

Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here.

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HumanBeingFromEarth 2 years ago

These puns are so fishy.

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#5

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Life’s a beach, but don’t let yourself get tide down.

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#6

That beach pun was so bad, I’m going to have to con-fish-cate it.

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HumanBeingFromEarth 2 years ago

You guppy there! ( guppy is a type of fish)

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#7

Shell yeah, it’s summer time!

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#8

Surf-vival of the fittest.

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#9

Race you to the sand? Beach ya to it.

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#10

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Tell you my favorite beach? It’s really to be so Pacific.

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#11

Don’t call me while I’m at the beach: I’m sun-screening my calls.

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#12

Chilling at the beach: my life porpoise.

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#13

Hey, water you doing later?

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#14

When I’m feeling crabby, I can always count on the beach to make me come out of my shell.

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#15

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Please excuse my resting beach face.

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#16

It feels good to be a little shellfish sometimes.

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#17

Let the waves hit your feet and the sand be your seat.

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#18

Don’t worry, beach happy!

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#19

Did you splash me on porpoise?

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#20

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water My favorite wine? Crab-ernet noir.

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#21

If I hear one more bad beach pun, I’m going to have a sea-sure.

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#22

Carpe diem: it means seas the day.

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#23

Shell we dance?

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#24

I’ve been wading for someone like you.

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#25

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water You have to sand it to me, I’m brilliant at beach puns.

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#26

Is that superman or is that Shark Kent?

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#27

Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red.

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#28

I’m not shore about this…

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#29

I’ve got a great oppor-tuna-ty.

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#30

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water I forgot to put sunscreen on my face, now minnows is sunburned!

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#31

Beach lover? Gill-ty as charged.

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#32

Tis the sea-son to be jolly.

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#33

It’ll be our little sea-cret.

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#34

I have a sense of urgen-sea to get to the beach.

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#35

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Ship happens, okay?

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#36

I think I shell in love with you.

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#37

Excuse me, are you shingle?

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#38

This might be crazy, but should we tide the knot?

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#39

I think we’re mermaid to be together.

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#40

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Whale, hello there, you.

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#41

Cod I call you later?

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#42

I fish we had more time together.

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#43

I wanna be Moray than just a friend.

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#44

Are you Cinderella? Because I think I found your glass flipper.

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#45

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water My beach puns are shell-areas!

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#46

You’re very spe-shell to me.

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#47

I want some Moorea.

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#48

It's sun-believable.

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#49

This beach is out-sanding.

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#50

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Put some good dunes on.

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#51

Sorry, I'm octopied.

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#52

You’re looking so-fish-ticated in that new bathing suit!

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#53

Sand-up comedy.

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#54

They have a great friend-ship.

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#55

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water All’s seafare in love and war.

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#56

This beautiful beach is making me emoceanal.

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#57

The only BS I need in my life is: beach and sunshine.

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#58

Nobody likes a shady beach.

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#59

How are you feeling today? I’m fin-tastic!

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#60

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Girls just wanna have sun.

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#61

Don’t get salty with me!

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#62

It’s not my salt you got burned!

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#63

I’m a crazy son of a beach, but you love me anyway.

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#64

Along for the tide.

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#65

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water I try to avoid pier pressure and just do my own thing.

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#66

Things are not always as they ap-pier.

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#67

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

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#68

Hello there, buoys and gulls!

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#69

I’m feeling em-ocean-al today.

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#70

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Beach, don’t krill my vibe.

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#71

Swimmer down now, no point being angry!

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#72

Living my mermaid fin-tasy!

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#73

I reel-y love the beach.

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#74

I’ve got no fin left to give!

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#75

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Do you have a fish-ue with me?

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#76

I find the ocean really crab-tivating!

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#77

You’re just jelly.

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#78

Me and my old chums.

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#79

Can you crab me more sunscreen?

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#80

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water I cut myself at the beach. I think I need a sturgeon.

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#81

My favorite type of music is orca-stra.

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#82

Currently octo-pied sitting on the beach!

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#83

He’s shrimp-ing my style.

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#84

Beach days are very shrimportant.

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#85

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water We dolphin-ately need more beach time.

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#86

Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.

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#87

Let me mullet over…

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#88

I’ve been herring rumors about this beautiful beach…

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#89

I manta apply more sunscreen, but I forgot!

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#90

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water I’m hooked on an eel-ing, high on believing…

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#91

When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-moray!

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#92

This is sardinely an excellent fish pun, no?

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#93

Can I make a quick lobster-vation?

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#94

It’s a ferry beautiful day.

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#95

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water We should go oar we’ll be late.

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#96

Kayak you a question?

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#97

Dock it like it’s hot!

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#98

I’m a-boat to call it a day.

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#99

There’s a sail going on!

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#100

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water I get a rush of en-dolphins just looking at you.

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#101

Pleased to meet your aqua-intance.

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#102

Shell-ebrate good times, come on!

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#103

I’m so tired — think it’s time for me to conch out for a nap.

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#104

I’m coconuts about you.

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#105

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water I’ll never get Bora Bora’d at the beach.

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#106

I stayed up all night to sea where the sun went.

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#107

My day at the seaside got a bit out of sand.

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#108

My beach puns deserve a sanding ovation.

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#109

Feeling fine and sandy.

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#110

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Feeling beachy keen.

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#111

I’m just coasting along this summer.

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#112

There’s nothing like a day at the beach to buoy your spirits.

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#113

Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.

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#114

Living like a Hollywood starfish!

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#115

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Hard out here for a shrimp.

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#116

The sound of the waves has such a palming effect.

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#117

Take it with a grain of sand.

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#118

If you’re happy and you know it clap your sands.

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#119

Sunscreen-er questions.

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#120

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Funny as a clownfish.

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#121

What’s your angler?

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#122

Quit squidding around!

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#123

I’ll have the sea-sar salad.

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#124

All I need is the salt in my hair and the sand between my toes.

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#125

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Time for a shell-ebration! Check out these rock puns for more punny laughs.

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#126

Tropic like it’s hot.

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#127

My shell's expiration date has passed.

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#128

Beach had better take all my money!

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#129

Being at the beach makes me happy as a clam.

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#130

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water It’s ship to be square.

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#131

What does an umbrella say? I’ve got you covered!

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#132

Just a couple of beach bums.

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#133

Feeling fresh to depth.

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#134

Surf’s up, hang tan.

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#135

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water There’s some-fin about Mary.

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#136

I’m having one whale of a good day.

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#137

Better bait than never, I always say.

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#138

I otter come to the beach more often.

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#139

Hate the beach? Shrimp-ossible!

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#140

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water I turtle-y love the beach!

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#141

Urchin kidding me, right?

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#142

I can sea clearly now, the rain has gone…

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#143

Fish and ships.

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#144

You can’t ship with us!

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#145

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Can we crab a drink later?

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#146

I’ve been looking for salmon just like you.

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#147

Wanna get romantically fin-volved?

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#148

Can we cuttle?

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#149

You used to call me on my shell-phone…

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#150

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water I’m shore we will need sunscreen at the seaside.

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#151

Fish you were here.

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#152

Whatever floats your boat.

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#153

I seafood, I eat food.

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#154

Life is a beach, I’m just playing in the sand.

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#155

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water Beach life is shore perfection.

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#156

Your only worry should be if the tide is going to reach your chair.

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#157

Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.

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#158

158 Beach Puns To Make You Roll In The Water The s’more the merrier.

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I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

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I’m a visual editor for Bored Panda, trying to find and select high-quality images to enhance articles across different formats. With a keen eye for detail, my goal is to ensure that each picture helps to attract readers into captivating visual experiences. As a freelancer, I’m also working as a video editor for a YouTube channel that makes music games. After work, I like to play with guitar, go to karate classes or just relax at home at play video games.

I’m a visual editor for Bored Panda, trying to find and select high-quality images to enhance articles across different formats. With a keen eye for detail, my goal is to ensure that each picture helps to attract readers into captivating visual experiences. As a freelancer, I’m also working as a video editor for a YouTube channel that makes music games. After work, I like to play with guitar, go to karate classes or just relax at home at play video games.

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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