I was camping in a state park on the beach in Florida (where I'm from) with some friends of mine from Alabama. One of my friends got up really early before anyone else and decided he would go for a very early morning swim. Later mid-morning, the rest of us are finally awake and getting ready to go for a swim when we see Dan walking back totally nonchalant and calm. A little later we see the red flag is up which means dangerous under toes and the purple flag which means a lot of marine life in the water so we all opt out of swimming. Dan then is like, is that what those flags mean? Turns out, he went swimming alone, got sucked into an undertow, frantically tried to swim out of it without knowing how until he gave up out of exhaustion, thought this was his end of his life, drifted further and further out, then suddenly came out of the current hours later and after resting on shore, walked back to camp like nothing ever happened which is when we saw him. It's a scary story, but so hilario

I was on holiday with my family when I was younger. My sister wanted me to put suncream on her back, so I wrote "poop" in suncream and pretended to rub it in. She had "poop" on her back the rest of the holiday!

Went camping with my new boyfriend, my brother, his wife and others at a lake located far from any town. While walking from the water to the beach, I managed to almost slice off two of my toes. Luckily, boyfriend got me to town pretty quickly, but I had to have all sorts of yucky things done to my foot and get a tetanus shot. Boyfriend still stuck around!

The one thing that I learnt whilst reading this post, is that seagulls are jerks.

When I was 11, we went to visit my father who was working out of town in CT. We took the motel blanket to use as a beach blanket. I sat at the edge of it on the sand and lit a sparkler that I had. I minute later I hear, "Lady, your blanket's on fire". I'm 11, so when I hear 'lady', I think a grown woman and I looked around and didn't see anything. A few seconds later, "Lady, your blanket's on fire". Now I'm thinking, "What dumbass has their blanket on fire and doesn't know it." Few seconds later, "LADY! YOUR BLANKET'S ON FIRE!" So I turn around and see a blaze in the middle of the motel blanket. The sparkler must have done it. My father was not pleased. I have no idea if they got billed for the blanket or not.

I went to Myrtle Beach once with a group of friends and had too much to drink. A man had caught a pretty big sea turtle and we were super excited. I ran up to him and asked to hold it, and he said sure. So I flipped it upside down like a baby, cradled it in my arms and then proceeded to accidently stick my finger in its mouth and got bit. Not to mention, we had been skinny dipping and I was naked with nothing but a towel wrapped around me. 😕