Bill hides his girlfriend from his other girlfriends. Bill is smart.

Amen to Bill!

On the other hand, nothing wrong with mentioning actions in order to inspire other people to do the same. For example, if one saves a person, it might be helpful to explain how one did it.

This is John. John thinks whoever made Bill is intolerant and is bothered by trivial things. John knows that some of his friends share mundane things but he scrolls past things that don't interest him. John still values their friendship and doesn't whine about it. Be like John.

If Bill would really respect nature he wouldn't drive a car

Ha ha Bill. Close relative of Mr Bill - only those born in 60s know who he is)

So true, so annoying to have 100+ request for farmville and whatever games

Yes ! Am I Bill ?!

I live in europe. My family lives in the USA. What I see out of my window is very different. My family and I like to exchange the things of life. Drop dead Bill.

Winner!

Bill doesn't add his friends and family to a music page on Facebook just because he likes it.

This is Bill, Bill notices typos but doesn't mention them, because bill isn't a d**k... Unlike me. Proof your work Bill.

no one falls for that.

Until he drinks a few mojitos and daiquiris and then starts taking pictures and posting them into Instagram

He's not smart if he goes to $tarbuck$. He would be smart if he supported independent cafés that actually pay tax.

Bill, as a parent, should set an example to his children, by not swearing!

So if your favorite musician dies, by your supposed bon-ton it's somehow not OK to post their songs?

Damn. Poor Bill doesn't have any friends who might actually care that he's sick and in the hospital.

Bill has never say he is better than everyone else, Bill is just smart =)

What if you take an useless picture and it's very nice? :// Aren't most of the photos useless..?

But bill has a girlfriend. Bad Bill.

I need to show this to everybody at my school...

Ice bear never keeps scrolling, ice bear hunts them down

Lol! I like this one!

Amen :D Amen :D

Bill is a smart guy. Bill, having evolved past the dumb-a*s Neanderthal stage, doesn't use the word "r******d" to describe actions or decisions.

true but bill doesn't want to control your life, he wants to help it

Accept for reasons 1-38...

... zBut he was talking to that other girl online!!

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This is Bill. Bill doesn't pay his bills. Be smart. Be like Bill.

Doesn't one of the other things say that Bill is a Christian? Bill is flip-floppety. Don't be like Bill.

I see a beautiful sunrise from my 12th floor bedroom window. I post a photograph of it because it's beautiful. I am not like Bill.

She needs a name!

Just realized he has TWO KIDS yet isn't married? Did he divorce?

I wonder why Bill is on Facebook at all...maybe he is just a negative Bill??

Do yourself and the world a favor and stop using the word r****d. Period. No questions. No excuses. Just stop.

My loved one doesn't have to buy me flowers, because he knows me well enough to show his love in other ways. Like buying organic grapes or almond butter, and demonstrating his love without buying anything at all ;) Love isn't purchased...

Bill should give a like.

One of my FB friends occasionally posts pics of himself running. No complaints frome me. :)

Do supermodels actually pull duck faces? They usually just look bored and cold...

Hilarious!

Bill, it makes some people feel good to like dat stuff.

All of Bill's workouts aren't doing much for him. I'm guessing Bill is a vegetarian since he is a hipster. Bill needs to find some plant based protein.

Why did he borrow $1,000 (look at the face on the first on and then count the others)

sure, don't get angry. However, Bill's girlfriend should also know it takes her time to get ready and try to be ready on time. Bill should understand if she's a bit late/slow, but bill's girlfriend should also be more considerate of bills time. Don't be like bill's girlfriend that makes him wait out in the car instead of being ready at the agreed upon time.

This is starting to make less sense

Way to be Bill!!

Yes because Bill thinks that it's safer to drive with dimmer light and probably crash into something instead of just turning the fog lights off when he sees another car coming. Good thinking Bill!

If you've made it this far you'll have read that Bill also has a girlfriend and an online mistress. Bill is actually a scumbag. Don't be like Bill.

Aaarrrggghhhh I hate like whores!

But he just did...?

Bill knows that his friends would watch the game if they were interested!!

What's girlfriend say about that? Oh wait she probably doesn't know . that's the reason Bill doesn't put it on fb. He's smart he knows that he would get caught if he posted it for the world to see