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Let’s imagine for a moment that we don't know what Batman looks like. Would you imagine him as a human-sized bat with a human body and leathery wings or a bat-sized human with a furry midsection who’s basically blind and screeches if you touch him? Or maybe some other version of a bat and a human merger?

Anyway, we think it would’ve been way more awesome if he had at least one quality of a bat instead of being just the coolest crime-fighting vigilante to be born in a comic book ever. Now, we only have a myriad of Batman jokes to explore the possibilities and poke some innocent fun at everyone’s beloved hero.

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Okay, so if you got lost in the last paragraph (we did try to divert your attention to Batman’s looks instead of cool jokes), this article is dedicated to jokes about Batman, Batman puns, and nothing else. And boy, are they good!

The dude’s been with us since 1939 (almost a centenarian now!). Over the years, he has accumulated a significant amount of lore—from funny jokes to fan fiction to hundreds of comics and a notable number of movies. But that’s all well and fine with us—the more, the merrier, and the more ideas for funny Batman memes. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention the section on Joker jokes—there’s no Batman without him, really, is there?

Hilarious Batman Puns to Pass the Dark (K)Nights

Ready to check out our vast selection of Batman puns and jokes? If so, then scroll down below because that’s where all the entertainment starts. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into Batman, too.

#1

Text joke about Batman on a red background, reads: "What did they call Batman when he was little? Lil Wayne." What did they call Batman when he was little?

Lil Wayne.

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    What do Putin, Batman, and Will Smith have in common?

    They all attacked a comedian.

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    #3

    What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

    He would be Robin.

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    #4

    Batman joke on a pink background about the toughest part of being Batman and his parents. What’s the toughest part about being Batman?

    Knowing that you’ll never make your parents proud.

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    #5

    "Our kid is always saying, I want to be Batman! or I wanna be Spider-Man!
    So we dropped him off at the orphanage."

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    #6

    Batman walks into a bar… and is kicked out because his mask doesn’t cover his mouth!

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    #7

    What did Batman bring to the party?

    Just ice.

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    #8

    Text joke about Batman being jealous of Superman for being adopted, on a mint green background. Why is Batman jealous of Superman?

    Superman got adopted.

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    #9

    What’s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter?

    Batman can go into a store without Robin.

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    #10

    What kind of jokes does Batman like the most?

    Dark humor.

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    #11

    Batman joke about Robert Pattinson playing the new Batman character, with a humorous vampire twist. “Wife: ‘Who's the new Batman?’

    Me: ‘Robert Pattinson.’

    Wife: ‘So vampires do turn into bats.’”

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    #12

    What do you call a blind batman?

    Christian Braille.

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    #13

    Batman is so scary, even bullets are afraid to hit him. That's why they aimed for his parents.

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    #14

    When Batman doesn't use his utility belt. It's just a waist of equipment.

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    #15

    How does Batman like his coffee?

    Black. Like the night.

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    #16

    How does Batboy become Batman?

    He has a Bat-Mitzvah.

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    Martin Zachariasen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat mitzvahs are an actual thing. It's the girl version of the bar mitzvah. As in it's a coming of age ceremony for a female. This should be a Batgirl to Batwoman joke. Epic fail.

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    #17

    Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"

    Batman: "Yeah sure."

    Joker: "Ok, parental love."

    Batman: "I don't get it.."

    Joker: "Exactly."

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    #18

    COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman. Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.

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    #19

    Batman joke on a pink background: "Since they have Batman shampoo, why not Conditioner Gordon?" Since they have Batman shampoo. Why do we not have Conditioner Gordon?

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    #20

    Batman joke about Netflix's response to "Batman Forever" availability. I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever. They said, ‘No, just until the end of June.’

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    #21

    You might think Batman was born in Gotham, but he was actually born in South Africa. Capetown, to be exact.

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    #22

    Batman joke on colorful outfits, highlighting Batman and Robin's costume choices in a humorous context. Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors? Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot.

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    #23

    Why does Batman wear a mask?

    Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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    #24

    "I always wanted to be Batman when I grew up. Not for the gadgets or the money. I just hate my parents."

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    #25

    My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a Joker.

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    #26

    Batman: “Alfred, why is the batremote for the batTV is not working?”

    Alfred: “Have you changed the batteries, sir?”

    Batman: “What are eries?”

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    #27

    Why does Batman's Calendar only have 363 days? Because there is no Mother's or Father's day.

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    #28

    A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.

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    #29

    Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar… Followed by Batman.

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    #30

    "I got banned from donating clothes to the local orphanage. Apparently, they don't appreciate Batman costumes..."

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    More Batman Jokes: Batty Humor to the Rescue

    The Batman memes can be found all over the internet. And fans of this superhero are always thrilled for more. So, here are some more hilarious Batman jokes that all the fans will love!

    #31

    Batman joke: "What did Batman get when he was at the store? He GotHam." What did batman get when he was at the store?

    He GotHam.

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    #32

    Batman: *buys Catwoman a drink*.

    Catwoman: *slowly knocks it off of the table*.

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    #33

    What do you call it when Batman gets hurt?

    Bruised Wayne.

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    #34

    What is it called when Bruce Wayne forgets to pay the electric bill?

    A dark night.

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    #35

    Why did Alfred open his umbrella at Batman’s family reunion?

    Because it was a Wayne-y day.

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    #36

    Joker asks Batman whats the worst part of going to the opera. When your parents die at the end.

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    #37

    Teenaged son: "Dad I want to have a Batman party with my friends."

    Dad: "Aren’t you a bit old for a theme party?"

    Teenaged son: "No. The theme is, No Parents."

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    #38

    Red image with text: "Why is it annoying to invite Batman to a party? Because he keeps hanging around even when it is time to go." Why is it annoying to invite Batman to a party?

    Because he keeps hanging around even when it is time to go.

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    #39

    What's Batman's favorite fruit?

    Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit.

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    #40

    A man goes in for a job application... And the interviewer asks, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer, "and what about your strengths?" "I'm Batman."

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    #41

    What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

    Robin, get in the car.

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    #42

    Batman joke about superhero team-ups, posing a humorous question with a clever punchline. Co-worker asked me, ‘If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has superpowers, who would be the winners?’ ‘Your parents when you move out.’

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    #43

    Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

    Because Batman swore to protect Goth Ham.

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    #44

    A funny Batman joke with a rating punchline on a green background for humor enthusiasts. Why couldn’t Batman go to the movie?

    Because it was rated ‘PG’.

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    #45

    What’s Batman’s favorite part of a joke?

    The “PUNCH” line.

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    #46

    What’s Batman’s favorite drink?

    Fruit punch.

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    #47

    Batman joke about why he and Robin stopped fishing; punchline: Robin ate all the worms. Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?

    Because Robin ate all the worms.

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    #48

    Batman joke about caped crusaders preferring darkness over changing light bulbs. How many caped crusaders does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. They like it dark.

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    #49

    Batman bought a French restaurant and named it: "The Creped Crusader."

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    #50

    Batman joke about Hawaiian pizza on a tan background with text: "Why does Batman like Hawaiian pizza? Because it Got-ham." Why does Batman like Hawaiian pizza?

    Because it Got-ham.

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    #51

    Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Batman! Batman who? Batman’s archenemy The Joker!

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    #52

    What did Batman say to the Joker when he finally caught him?

    Gotham.

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    #53

    Text joke about Batman: "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have," ending with being dressed as Batman in a meeting. My boss told me to ‘dress for the job you want, not the job you have.’ Now I’m in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

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    #54

    Auto-correct walks into a bar... And batman says, 'why the log fence?'

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    #55

    My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed: "Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN."

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    #56

    Robin: "The batmobile won't start."

    Batman: "Check the battery."

    Robin: "What's a Ery."

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    #57

    Batman joke about Arkham's Razor on a pink background from BoredPanda. When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. That’s Arkham’s Razor.

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    #58

    Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, and the guard points to a sign that says. "No swimming without supervision."

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    #59

    Why doesn't Batman have a super vision?

    Because his parents died.

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    #60

    Where does Batman’s goldfish live?

    In the Bat tub.

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    #61

    What tea does Batman drink?

    Vigilan-tea.

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    #62

    What’s the difference between a newly married Danish couple and Batman’s parents?

    One couple is wed Danes and the other is Dead Waynes.

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    #63

    Batman and a set of false teeth have a lot in common; they both only come out at night.

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    #64

    Text on a red background with a Batman joke about playing chess as the Dark Knight. Batman refuses to use the white pieces when he plays chess; he always has to be the Dark Knight.

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    #65

    Why doesn’t Batman like going for walks in nature?

    He's worried about coming across poison ivy.

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    #66

    What do you call it when Batman is crossed with a tree?

    Spruce Wayne.

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    #67

    Why was Bruce Wayne so popular on the cricket team?

    Because he was the best ever bat man.

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    #68

    Batman joke on pink background: "How does Batman take care of Poison Ivy? Ointment." How does Batman take care of Poison Ivy?

    Ointment.

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    #69

    Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?

    Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence!

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    #70

    Riffing on the young Bruce Wayne's lines in "Gotham:" "He has to tell his own dad jokes."

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    #71

    After a rough night of partying, how can you tell you were rescued by Batman?

    The next morning, you wake up in a cave.

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    #72

    Text of a Batman joke about impressions and Kryptonite on a light green background. “My friend said, ‘Do you want to hear an excellent Batman impression!?’ I said, ‘Go on, then.’ He shouted, ‘NOT THE KRYPTONITE!’ I said, ‘That’s Superman.’ He said, ‘Thanks man, I’ve been practicing a lot.’”

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    #73

    What's it called when Batman ditches church?

    Christian bail.

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    #74

    A drunk stumbles out of the bar at 7 am... As he walks home, he sees a nun walking toward him. He stares her down the entire time as they get closer and closer. As they are about to pass, he punches her right in the face, knocking her out cold, then stands over her body and yells, "Not so tough today, are ya, Batman?".

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    #75

    What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller?

    Flatman and Ribbon!

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    #76

    Batman joke about helping in Paris with a profile picture update. “‘Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately.’

    ‘Worry not, Commissioner, I’ve already changed my Facebook profile picture.’”

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    #77

    Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave?

    He had to go to the Bat Room.

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    #78

    One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..." It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.

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    #79

    The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...

    Batman: "Thank you for coming, 7. It's been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?"

    Number 7: "Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon."

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    #80

    Batman joke with a play on words involving Bruce Banner, presented on a pink background. How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?

    Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.

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    #81

    Robin: "Where are you, Batman?"

    Batman: "On my way, was in the bathroom."

    Robin: "What's a Hroom?"

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    #82

    Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub."

    Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a Htub?"

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    #83

    Why did the anti-vaxer refuse to go out with Batman?

    She was against masked-man dates.

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    #84

    Batman joke about visiting Robin's house, highlighting a pun on "rich people in Robin's hood," with pink background. Why doesn’t Batman like going to Robin’s house? They don’t like rich people in Robin’s hood.

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    #85

    What’s Batman’s favorite Chinese dish?

    Kung POW chicken.

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    #86

    What position did Bruce Wayne play on his baseball team?

    He was the bat boy.

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    #87

    What does Batman do when he’s losing at cards?

    He uses his Joker.

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    #88

    Batman joke about Bruce Wayne's bad date due to bat breath on a teal background. Why did Bruce Wayne’s date go badly?

    He had bat breath.

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    #89

    Did you hear about Batman climbing up the tree? He was trying to see if he could find Robin's nest.

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    #90

    Why is Batman always serious?

    Because he isn't the Joker!

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    #91

    Why doesn’t Batman like Mr. Freeze?

    He always gives him the cold shoulder.

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    #92

    Batman joke about Bruce Wayne's energy source: Bat-teries, on a brown background. Where does Bruce Wayne get all his energy from?

    Bat-teries.

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    #93

    What is Bruce Wayne's favorite food to make for lunch?

    He tells me it's alpha-bat-ti spaghetti.

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    #94

    What did Batman's friend say to him when he returned from holiday?

    Welcome bat.

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    #95

    Have you heard of Batman’s brother, High-Hatman?

    He’s a cymbal of justice.

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    #96

    Batman joke on a red background: "Batman doesn’t make New Year’s Resolutions. He enforces them." Batman doesn’t make New Year’s Resolutions. He enforces them.

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    #97

    What did the loaf of bread say to Batman?

    “Rye so serious?”

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    #98

    Why did Mrs. Batman name their son Gotham?

    Because Batman always answers “Gotham needs you.”

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    #99

    What do you get for a Batman who has everything?

    Bat friends.

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    #100

    Pink background with a Batman joke: "Why is Batman so good at hitting home runs? He has a batting cage." Why is Batman so good at hitting home runs?

    He has a batting cage.

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    #101

    What's the difference between Batman and Donald Trump's tax?

    People saw Batman Returns.

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    #102

    Why can't Two-Face beat Batman?

    Because he's two Dents.

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    #103

    What are Batman's insurance policies called?

    Dark Knight Returns.

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    #104

    Green background with a Batman joke about Hollywood making another Batman movie. What did Hollywood say when they made another Batman movie?

    Done another-nother-nother-done-another-nother-nother...Batman!

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    #105

    Why did the blonde make her password "BatmanRobinBatgirlJokerHarelyIvyOslo"?

    Because the rules said it needed to contain at least 6 characters and include at least 1 capital!

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    #106

    What did Robin say when he was about to sneeze?

    Holy Keenex, Batman!

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    #107

    Knock, Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Batman!

    Batman who?

    Batman is here to robin you of your Halloween candy!

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    #108

    A Batman joke about the Penguin robbing Gotham City Central Bank, referencing Batman not going downtown. Why did the Penguin get away with robbing the Gotham City Central Bank?

    Because Batman doesn’t go downtown.

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    #109

    What is the difference between Gotham and the world?

    In Gotham the bat never killed anyone.

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    #110

    Do you know how Gotham citizens are going to be able to tell Bruce Wayne is Batman in the upcoming movie?

    Because during the day he’ll sparkle.

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    #111

    What does Batman say when he fails his mission?

    Gotham it.

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    #112

    Batman joke about arriving first at crime scenes, with punchline about BATtlefront on a red background. Why is Batman the first to arrive at the scene of the crime?

    He likes being at the BATtlefront.

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    #113

    Why did Commissioner Gordon fail with his date?

    He was sending bat signals.

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    #114

    People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them. For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.

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    #115

    Who's the better businessman: Superman or Batman?

    It's Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?

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    #116

    A pink image with a Batman joke about taking photographs without the Flash. Why did Batman take more photographs? Because he’d forgotten to use the Flash the first time.

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    #117

    What type of exercise does Batman always want to do?

    Aero-batics.

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    #118

    My friend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a joker.

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    #119

    What did Batman’s friends say when he ditched them?

    Christian Bailed.

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    Batman: Funny Memes and Puns to Show Love For Your Favorite Hero

    Batman, known for his war against criminals, black cape, and Batmobile, has won hearts worldwide. Die-hard fans often quote his famous line, “I’m Batman,” and roam around in black capes on Halloween. And these puns were our way of showing love to this iconic and filthy-rich superhero. Which joke did you enjoy the most? Let us know in the comments. Also, if you know any new Batman puns, don’t forget to share them with us!