Sadly they didn’t make my wifi better either.

Maybe, but a Facebook article posted by some random person with no knowledge or credibility in the matter does.... ( Obviously Im being sarcástic here )

My diabetic mother got told by her doctor to eat low fat foods. Have you ever seen the sugar content on those things? Shockingly, her blood sugar went through the roof. Even the medical community aren't exempt from this ignorance

It is sometimes caused by other people.

It's recommended you use said signal BEFORE you hit the brakes to make the turn. Because afterwards I have sort of figured it out already.

100% on this One, my phone media sounds are ALWAYS on mute when Im outside.

Lol, I cant believe they think the headphones were forgotten. The type of person who does this never uses headphones anyway as they don't care about anyone else.

That forgetting your glasses doesn't mean we want to see you scrolling through OnlyFans for really huge boobs on the bus too.

I don't want to hear anything from anyone's device in public ever. For me that includes shops playing music. But I am autistic with noise sensitivity. I use ear plugs a lot.

This. And anyone that plays anything out loud on their phones or has full out conversations on their phone in public spaces.

I don't have a mobile phone... hubby does but never uses it outside unless he is waiting on me coming out of a shop etc. Whoa betide him if he uses it in a restaurant!

Also, don't face time in public, I don't even want to hear your 1/2 of the conversation, let alone both sides. I am shocked if my phone ever makes noise, everything is silenced

This tbh

“My virus infection on my foot is well, now time to have some mushroom soup. Fun fact: mushroom is a bacteria. I’m going to take an antibacterial the doctor prescribed for my fungus caused strep throat”

Playing an old, out-of-tune violin, using the neck of a loud, and particularly vociferous goose for a bow, would foster a friendlier atmosphere than your tinny phone music.

My partner drives a HGV, you'd be surprised how many people when approaching lights or stop signs just pull right in front or overtake just before cutting the stopping distance down drastically.

Of course we control the prices. Don't you know there's a special button that can be pressed to randomly change the prices just for certain customers?

People get hung up on using specific words. Just be polite. Saying something like "i couldn't trouble you for another drink, could I?" is a hell of a lot more polite than saying "give me another drink please". The words aren't actually magic. Your attitude is much more important

Do you mean that lavender oil can’t cure my cancer?!?

This is my friend group’s motto as we are too dumb for our own good

...and many "biologicals" are toxic.

NOT TRUE!!!

Or the end of an escalator

The cold is caused by a virus, but cold can inhibit your immune response

When riding a bike, you ARE traffic.

Ye gods, THIS. We are dumbing ourselves into changing words because we can't figure out how to spell, just like how "literally" (which only pertains to the written word) is now in the Oxford Dictionary as a form of "actually". I have to stop myself from using it!

It's called the "passing" lane for a reason, people!

Damnit Jeff, you clumsy oaf, not again!

Better yet, if you live on a heavy Snow prone área, buy tire chains. ( Oh..... And be sure to know what are your car's drive wheels lol, i laugh my a*s off because some One got the chains in the rear wheels of a VW Golf. Which is a front wheel drive car )

In the UK and Ireland, all trolleys only unlock with a euro or pound coin, which releases when you return it. Is that not a thing everywhere?

Ahhh and this might seem grosse, but the best way for you to check if someone hás injuried its back or neck is checking if the person hás urinated or defecated it self, this would mean a possibly Lost of sfyncter control and there for a severe spine injury.

Wish they had something like this for brake lights. I had a nice lady park beside my in the parking lot to tell me that both my brake lights weren't working. I has the guys at work check them (I work at a big box with an automotive department) and it turned out that both my light bulbs just burned out at the same time.

But you CAN flush flushable wipes. This is a joke to get a rise out if Chucky. Please don't flush them. Water maintenance people hate them and they cause a lot of problems.

Oh, yes, and that there should be valves under a sink or behind a toilet to turn off the water if it's gushing out of control.

It lowers inhibitions and cognitive abilities as well. If you are a thrill seeker who loves adrenaline rushes you now have less ability to discern something is a bad idea and a lower threshold to decide to do it. Liquid courage is real. You aren't stimulated, just too drunk to identify your own emotions and thoughts.

I wish there were a public education campaign around this. Seems like so many people (at least where I live) think you are being greedy/inconsiderate if you don’t merge far ahead of time. Try to zipper and you run the risk of people not letting you in because they think you “cheated” by not sitting in traffic a mile before the merge point.

Sadly in North Carolina it is a suggestion. Getting on a crowded interstate? Go full speed and get ahead of everyone. Approaching a roundabout with cars entering and exiting? Speed up so you can get there just as someone else is entering or don't bother to stop at all.

That is why i don't have nor do i want to have credit cards, i only have debit cards, either i can afford it, or i can't.

Don't worry though. If you can't afford pricey fire extinguishers or fire blankets, make sure you always have some marshmallows in and make the best of it.

But my nigerian Prince will send me money any day now.

Might as well drink the whole bottle before I meet my maker.

Kids need hydration. And if you find yourself with no potable water, the kids will need juice because it's better than not drinking at all.

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I love this. All the "natural" meat with no artificial preservatives. Read the label and it has celery extract AKA sodium nitrite. Its a less pure version of the same chemical as your artificial preservative.

I got an undeserved reputation as a technical wizard when a colleague of mine had difficulty arranging her keyboard (not wireless) to her preferred sitting position. I crawled under the table, unknotted the macramé of usb cables and put them back in, gaining her half a meter of cable and wiggling room. Boom!

Or have schools change the way they have students calculate things every ten years or so to ensure their parents are unable to help them with their homework.