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proud 3 years ago

thats not coffee thats a monstrosity

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proud 3 years ago

....... just end me.

83points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 3 years ago

Nah.

5points

M O'Connell 3 years ago

That's just a can of sweetened condensed milk. Yikes.

13points

Sadie Vincent 3 years ago (edited)

*cough* every girl on tik tok *cough*

5points

tmw 3 years ago

sooo... just a milkshake then?

3points

Mya Lugar 3 years ago

Just give him a can of Sweetened condensed milk!

3points

KellyKix 3 years ago

I'll take a side of Diabetes too please thanks

1point

418_IM_A_TEAPOT 3 years ago

And a direct line to nearest cardiologist please...

1point

Linda Roy 3 years ago

And a shot of insulin on the side!

1point

thisisanalt 3 years ago

u gon die

1point

𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒 3 years ago

Maybe they needed cream for something??

1point

Maeve Valentine 3 years ago

I'd drink that

0points

Mae Mosse 3 years ago

Was this a Clown’s order?

0points

Chris Sprucefield 3 years ago

wtf?!

0points

Starlee87 3 years ago

YOU HAD ONE JOB.

0points

Cybele Spanjaard 3 years ago

what about the coffee.. ?

0points

Mary Peace 3 years ago

Yes of course, and a free diabetic coma thrown in.

0points

maia martin 3 years ago

no, no you cant

0points

A Head 3 years ago

Jeez. Just get a milkshake.

0points

Full of Giggles 3 years ago

Would you like some insulin with that?

0points

The Chosen One 3 years ago

"can I get diabetes"

0points

Vanessa Dines 3 years ago

Is that a college student?

0points

Capelli rosa e patate 3 years ago

And 30 shots of insulin...

0points

Erin E 3 years ago

Maybe they were going to use it for homemade coffee for a few days.... 🤢

0points

Sawdust 3 years ago

Just order a vanilla milkshake from somewhere. :-)

0points

Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 3 years ago

Hopefully they don't drink this straight... like Michael Scott.

0points

Nameless 4 3 years ago

Augh, I think it'll take only one sip to make me ill

0points

Eliza Schuyler 3 years ago

*cough cough* what…

0points

Natalia 3 years ago

Wanna make ice-cream?

0points

Maria Rodriguez 3 years ago

10/10 for me

0points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Add a little vanilla and you might be on to something.

0points

SunofSpringtime 3 years ago

Leslie Knope, is that you?

0points

Abigail Green 3 years ago

Yup when I worked at DD we had a regular that *DAILY* ordered a large 20 and 20 hot coffee...

0points

Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

At least that one paid for a coffee ---- this one consists of free supplements? At least that's the only reason I can think of... maybe as a homeless mother this is the best you can do some days?

0points

Cartoon Cat 3 years ago

someones getting diabetes

0points

John Doe 3 years ago

what i want but can't say.

0points

Claire Goodman 3 years ago

waste of space thay call it

0points

A Random Panda 3 years ago

No. No you cannot.

0points

Eloise Martin 3 years ago

OMG.

0points

『•• espresso ••』 3 years ago

why.

0points

angelica H 3 years ago

sounds like a lot of cavities

0points

Truth Monster 3 years ago (edited)

I would say maybe they are on keto...but the sugars are a keto no-go. basically they have made a melty ice cream.

-2points

The orders can range from absolutely bland, something akin to water with little to no flavor, to an essay length of requirements that the barista will have to figure out. And let's not forget, because the customer is always right, these drinks become a true challenge of willpower. Some even asked for a bee in a cup... Why? No one knows, but it's there.

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proud 3 years ago

THIS IS A COFFEE CUP NOT A FRICKIN BREAKFAST PLATE

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proud 3 years ago (edited)

What the actual poopoo, that looks like pizza in liquid form

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128points

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proud 3 years ago

A good cup of ICE

72points

And these orders aren't generated at a single central point—you can find them in all the cafes and shops that offer drinks. The majority do come from Starbucks, but there's a Dunkin' Donuts in the list too. Basically, no barista is safe from the scourge of silly orders, for which we can only offer our sympathies.

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

love the thing on the cup

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Amanda Sherland 3 years ago

Well, maybe they carry their own tea?

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Natalie Bohrteller 3 years ago

I'm glad they decided not to take whip, that would have been too much.

105points

We all probably have our favorite drinks, but these orders take it to the next level. And seeing how some of them are very excessive or just downright mocking, it's safe to say that customers sometimes go overboard. This also gives a glimpse into why so many baristas look overworked (or forget your name... they have mile-long orders to remember!)

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proud 3 years ago

and how big does the cup need to be question mark

65points

#11

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Torin Fuqua37589 3 years ago

diabetes

11points

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

Very Orange I see

28points

#13

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proud 3 years ago

Ask Customer if they are ok

119points

#14

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proud 3 years ago (edited)

rainbow coffee....., i approve. i would probabaly maybe eat that

22points

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Maya Jones 3 years ago

the name---

49points

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Aurelia! 3 years ago

Um...did they write 'Salina I love you' so that the Barista would have to shout SALINA I LOVE YOU to the whole café??

86points

#17

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YouDontLikeMe? 3 years ago

That's a latte at Americano pricing.

23points

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justanotherBoredpanda 3 years ago

John, why?

12points

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Sista of the moon 3 years ago

Lol no gross

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qwertyuiop 3 years ago

I do not understand the obsession with Starbucks. The coffee is terrible!

17points

Troux 3 years ago

I like Starbucks but I don't go there for coffee, I go there for coffee-flavored milkshakes. This thread suggests I'm not alone.

22points

IRA 3 years ago

This is not coffee !!!

1point

RedPanda 3 years ago

I love it lol

1point

Amie Redman 3 years ago

Starbucks is amazing!

0points

Barbara Vandewalle 3 years ago

I have never had an over priced Starbucks. I have not missed a thing. Some of those sound horrible.

0points

sugarcube 3 years ago

the coffee tastes like pee with a touch of sugar

0points

Franc Esca 3 years ago

Milkshakes and status symbols

-1point

M O'Connell 3 years ago

I just want a coffee... with coffee in it.

17points

CheshireMitsu 3 years ago

and extra coffee

5points

Louloubelle 3 years ago

I went in a Starbucks, once. I asked for a cup of black coffee. They didn't understand. I had to explain it. We went over the fact that I didn't want any pumps of anything - just a cup - just coffee. No cream, no sugar. It was exhausting.

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whitneygal 3 years ago

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LuciaCole 3 years ago

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Kirsten Kerkhof 3 years ago

I just wonder: how do people find out these mixes? So many pumps of this and so many of that. I just cannot figure that out ...

16points

Moosy Girl 3 years ago

YEAH! That’s exactly what I was thinking, how do they come up with these? Are they ex employees who figured out a magic combo after hours? Do they have a syrup collection at home they experiment with to figure out a perfect pump to coffee ratio? Is it part of a math or science class somewhere? I didn’t even know you could ask for a specific amount of pumps of this or that.

11points

Amie Redman 3 years ago

I go to Starbucks a lot, 5 to 7 times a week. After awhile you can taste what is in certain things. I don’t like the blends super sweet things, like Frappuccino’s, so I can’t tell you much about those.

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Ziggy Stardust 3 years ago

Ok so I work there and most of the time when these people come through it's because they either work at a coffee place and get bored and mess around, or they're just adventurous and willing to spend a lot of money.

0points

Isabella 3 years ago

And people still wonder why America is the most obese country that exists... well, maybe because of 35,5 pumps of vanilla syrup added to basically 1 shot of espresso?

9points

Brendan 3 years ago

It's a good thing they like Starbucks because after the sugar decays their teeth, they won't be able to eat solids.

9points

Biana Vacker 3 years ago

please excuse me while I go throw up

9points

Sprinkled Donut 3 years ago

I wonder how many calories are in one of those coffees...

8points

J Rob 3 years ago

Do people do this as a joke? To take a picture?

8points

Tabernus 3 years ago

Do you have to pay for all the extra stuff?? or can you ask for 24 shots of something for free? (I don't do silly coffee)

5points

MidNightWriter24 3 years ago

Yes. Yes you have to pay for the extra shots. But why would anyone order these monstrosities?

1point

JennyLaRue 3 years ago

I can't believe they have an ordering system that allows these options, asides from anything, adding so many extras to drinks has got to be losing money.

5points

nanashi 3 years ago

First thing that comes to mind is... Is Starbucks cheap everywhere else not my country? these made me think the final price is as much as I earn in a day!

4points

Hermitbunny 3 years ago

Wow, a lot of people really love drinking syrup

4points

IRA 3 years ago

My thought exactly. It's fancier this way though...

0points

Death Metal Kitty 3 years ago

How much do these drinks cost‽

3points

Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago

This is why I like my coffee black... no milk, sugar, flavor... just rich roast straight. I'd die of glucose poisoning just looking at these.

2points

giovanna 3 years ago

I don't think these "coffees" are made of something that's actually fit for human consumption. But what do I know, I'm Italian, coffee to me means espresso

2points

Hooked 3 years ago

I just learned something : I have no frigging idea what Starbucks is all about ! I drink their coffee once in a while (a long while) because it is terribly overpriced but I always ordered from the menu. I had no idea that all these extra things were even possible.

2points

Sista of the moon 3 years ago

These are terrible but in high school and college i want to be a Starbucks barista now.

2points

Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

I once got a small cup filled with only caramel and crunch, no drink, but only because i needed it for my moms b-day cake.

4points

Paul Budhram 3 years ago

OML those are terrible

2points

Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago

Just so you know, not going to Starbucks doesn't make you interesting or a better person.

1point

Pearlkp 3 years ago

These coffees look expensive...

1point

Sue Knerl 3 years ago

These people are just insane.

1point

Simba 3 years ago

Oh Jesus Christ! Drink your way to diabetes and slow painful death! 🤦‍♂️🤮

1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

I wouldn't even be able to order these things. Halfway through, I'd just forget what I was even doing there. Not to mention that I'd rather shoot sugar right into my veins instead of putting that stuff into my mouth. I like sweet things, sometimes, but this is just gross

1point

Okiedokie 3 years ago

Some of these make me wonder if the customers just take the caramel and whatnot home and put it in their own coffee lol 🤔

1point

SimplySarcastic40 3 years ago

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Katinka Min 3 years ago

Are all these extra pumps free?? I've not been to a starbucks in ages, but in all other places you pay 50 cents for adding one syrup.

1point

Squidward 3 years ago

I have no idea what it's all about because I've never been to Starbucks. It all looks awful

1point

Franc Esca 3 years ago

Half of these are obviously people who just needed ingredients on the go

1point

Just saying 3 years ago

You could feed a family of 5 for a week with most of these Maybe not the wasp.

1point

Megumi Saikou 3 years ago

I'm starting to know why more than 40% of americans are obese. 20% is dumb, and the other 20% is just plain retarded and scary people.

1point

Trillian 3 years ago

And I got funny looks when I ordered the iced tea UNsweetened ..

1point

RoseTheMad 3 years ago

Geez, you want some coffee with that sugar and syrup? If you don't want to taste the coffee and just want something sweet, get a damn milkshake.

1point

ERIN W. 3 years ago

FORGIVE ME PLEASE! But I am at a loss as to why anyone would "junk up", put a WHOLE LOT of stuff into, their coffee if they went there to drink COFFEE?! Now mind you you'll still might get a "slight" coffee taste, after a truck load of things are put into it HOWEVER it just seems to me that it's "NO LONGER COFFEE"when one puts all these different things in it! I DON'T know I am not a coffee drinker in any way shape or form but I just think it would ruin/NOT enhance it's flavor?! Just wandering! And I DO know that everyone's taste(s) are different from each other's but I've been asking myself for a long while now, WHY?!

1point

Ravens Mom 3 years ago

Now I feel so lame because I will just order a green iced tea with extra ice

1point

AnnaB Premium 3 years ago

Now I understand why I'm one of my barista's favorite customers...Grande Americano/Black/No Sweetener.

1point

BonnieBlueButler 3 years ago

THIS is why the line is always 1/2 long and sooooo not worth it

1point

Ivy la Sangrienta 3 years ago

This might as well be in cyrillic or something because I don't drink coffee and don't frequent starbucks and have no idea why these are bad but the don't look like coffee.

0points

Heather Mullen 3 years ago

They should make them stand there and drink it, I think they do it for pics like this. No wonder Starbucks failed in Australia here we drink decent coffee.

0points

Batwench Premium 3 years ago

And I thought my decaf latte with a a caramel shot was a pain.

0points

Wendillon 3 years ago

Is it bad that I kind of want to try most of these? I'm sure they'd taste awful but I still want to know....

0points

Mimi777 3 years ago

I don't know what a lot of these terms mean. What does blonde mean ? What's the difference between the sauce, drizzle, and syrup? And other words I've never heard of. I typically get just a black coffee if i do go to Starbucks every once in a while but i really like the iced caramel macchiato when I have a sweet tooth.

0points

Sawdust 3 years ago

Some of these remind me of "none pizza left beef".

0points

Jackie Walters 3 years ago

My husband and I owned a coffee business. We had a customer ask for a mocha. She took one sip and said yuck this tastes like coffee!

0points

Sleepyhead 3 years ago

If any customer goes to Starbucks to order an inordinate amount of syrup, they should be handed that blended ice for their health. Ooh, or that cup with the wasp in it!

0points

Alexis draskinis 3 years ago

Im a sugar liking person & this post kinda made me vomit in my mouth a few times...

0points

Tacocat 3 years ago

Could you imagine if they just opened up a custom coffee stand??? XD No clue how they'd moderate it, but coffees like this would be common.

0points

Bill Cipher 3 years ago

absolutely ridiculous (quick question what is splenda?) i've never had coffee

0points

Mz Phit 3 years ago

And I feel guilty for asking for a HALF pump of vanilla in my latte....

0points

Tiggy Darling 3 years ago

Can't help but thinking that people are asking for 54 pumps of syrup then going back to their coffee shop and topping up their dispensers.

0points

Vicky Z 3 years ago (edited)

Starbucks should not be considered a coffee place!! They serve everything except coffee! That's why in countries with tradition in coffee industry, Starbucks is not successful! In my country you can only find them in touristic areas...

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qwertyuiop 3 years ago

I do not understand the obsession with Starbucks. The coffee is terrible!

17points

Troux 3 years ago

I like Starbucks but I don't go there for coffee, I go there for coffee-flavored milkshakes. This thread suggests I'm not alone.

22points

IRA 3 years ago

This is not coffee !!!

1point

RedPanda 3 years ago

I love it lol

1point

Amie Redman 3 years ago

Starbucks is amazing!

0points

Barbara Vandewalle 3 years ago

I have never had an over priced Starbucks. I have not missed a thing. Some of those sound horrible.

0points

sugarcube 3 years ago

the coffee tastes like pee with a touch of sugar

0points

Franc Esca 3 years ago

Milkshakes and status symbols

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

I just want a coffee... with coffee in it.

17points

CheshireMitsu 3 years ago

and extra coffee

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Louloubelle 3 years ago

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whitneygal 3 years ago

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LuciaCole 3 years ago

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Kirsten Kerkhof 3 years ago

I just wonder: how do people find out these mixes? So many pumps of this and so many of that. I just cannot figure that out ...

16points

Moosy Girl 3 years ago

11points

Amie Redman 3 years ago

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Ziggy Stardust 3 years ago

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Isabella 3 years ago

And people still wonder why America is the most obese country that exists... well, maybe because of 35,5 pumps of vanilla syrup added to basically 1 shot of espresso?

9points

Brendan 3 years ago

It's a good thing they like Starbucks because after the sugar decays their teeth, they won't be able to eat solids.

9points

Biana Vacker 3 years ago

please excuse me while I go throw up

9points

Sprinkled Donut 3 years ago

I wonder how many calories are in one of those coffees...

8points

J Rob 3 years ago

Do people do this as a joke? To take a picture?

8points

Tabernus 3 years ago

Do you have to pay for all the extra stuff?? or can you ask for 24 shots of something for free? (I don't do silly coffee)

5points

MidNightWriter24 3 years ago

Yes. Yes you have to pay for the extra shots. But why would anyone order these monstrosities?

1point

JennyLaRue 3 years ago

I can't believe they have an ordering system that allows these options, asides from anything, adding so many extras to drinks has got to be losing money.

5points

nanashi 3 years ago

First thing that comes to mind is... Is Starbucks cheap everywhere else not my country? these made me think the final price is as much as I earn in a day!

4points

Hermitbunny 3 years ago

Wow, a lot of people really love drinking syrup

4points

IRA 3 years ago

My thought exactly. It's fancier this way though...

0points

Death Metal Kitty 3 years ago

How much do these drinks cost‽

3points

Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago

This is why I like my coffee black... no milk, sugar, flavor... just rich roast straight. I'd die of glucose poisoning just looking at these.

2points

giovanna 3 years ago

I don't think these "coffees" are made of something that's actually fit for human consumption. But what do I know, I'm Italian, coffee to me means espresso

2points

Hooked 3 years ago

2points

Sista of the moon 3 years ago

These are terrible but in high school and college i want to be a Starbucks barista now.

2points

Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

I once got a small cup filled with only caramel and crunch, no drink, but only because i needed it for my moms b-day cake.

4points