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Baristas can be true lifesavers—they make that delicious, sweet coffee that gets us through the day, they supply the masses with tasty shakes on a hot summer day, and basically provide a much-needed service that all of us have used at least once. But not all is good in barista land. For one, they belong to customer service, which comes with its own challenges that have long been documented. Another difficulty for baristas can be... their job as a whole.

A Twitter user who goes by human plushie (@INTERNETM1LF) started a viral thread where people posted the kind of ridiculous orders they've received from customers (and each one needs to be fulfilled—that's the service, after all). There's a whole plethora out there, and here are some of the more notable ones.

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The orders can range from absolutely bland, something akin to water with little to no flavor, to an essay length of requirements that the barista will have to figure out. And let's not forget, because the customer is always right, these drinks become a true challenge of willpower. Some even asked for a bee in a cup... Why? No one knows, but it's there.

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proud
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual poopoo, that looks like pizza in liquid form

The Deez
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh, and make it with almond milk." I think that tickles me so much because the addition of whip would indicate that the choice of almond milk isn't related to lactose intolerance, so it's like they think they're making the "healthy choice" in a drink that's 83% sugar! LOL!

AndersM
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow I understand why a lot americans are so obese. There should be a max 1 pump pr. Cup rule

Brett Layton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that children is how a Karen turns into a Kennedi, just 18 special ingredients to make the magic happen. Honestly Id just dunk a churro in a coffee pot and tell em to have fun with it.

Natalia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet if any ingredient missed, it would make a huge difference to those people. Unnoticeable.

Kelly Hartle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do they fit all that into one cup and still have room for coffee?

Simba
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes.....This is what I see on the list 🤮🤮🤮

Mary Peace
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oneof every flavour and the cashier needs to replace the till roll.

K
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a brat. Why am I not surprised it's Kennedy spelled with an i.

Kevin3475
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Game, Set, Match.....You won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... you could rest few days without eating other foods....or partecipate to a marathon

Sawdust
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How much would this thing cost? Does Starbucks charge per 'pump'?

Sherryist
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I go to Starbucks, which is only a few times a year, I always feel so guilty getting whip cream...

Ms.GB
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All that sugar and whip cream and then they add almond milk?

K Miller
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never understood orders like this. Like, can you even taste the individual flavours at this point?!

The Dave
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would hate to be around the person after they drank that with the following sugar high.

Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me but all these are the shame of coffees... don't think yourselves as coffee lovers if you drink these things...there is no way you can taste actual coffee this way! Better order a chocolate cake

Monica Martinez Castañeda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the way, I'm from Spain so I honestly don't know what all that means... I drink black coffee, maybe with a little bit of milk and that's it

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Marcellus the Third
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It will be short when eating that kind of nonsense. I used to think "Life's too short for white wine" but you are right there's much more to exclude.

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CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s like the people who order a triple cheese burger and chili cheese fry with a Diet Coke as if that’ll make a difference 😂

A Random Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you even remember what you're ordering with that much stuff?

Ben Smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if your name is spelled that way you’re not gonna be very bright...

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And these orders aren't generated at a single central point—you can find them in all the cafes and shops that offer drinks. The majority do come from Starbucks, but there's a Dunkin' Donuts in the list too. Basically, no barista is safe from the scourge of silly orders, for which we can only offer our sympathies.

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We all probably have our favorite drinks, but these orders take it to the next level. And seeing how some of them are very excessive or just downright mocking, it's safe to say that customers sometimes go overboard. This also gives a glimpse into why so many baristas look overworked (or forget your name... they have mile-long orders to remember!)

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

rainbow coffee....., i approve. i would probabaly maybe eat that

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Aurelia!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um...did they write 'Salina I love you' so that the Barista would have to shout SALINA I LOVE YOU to the whole café??

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Isabella Rowe
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" can I get an iced Berry lemonade just with no ice berry lemonade?" "you sure?" "positive" later " I have an iced Berry lemonade with no ice berry lemonade, for Kaila!" * all heads turn*

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