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Hilarious Bar Jokes That Should Knock You Off A Bar Stool

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Everyone is familiar with unfading classics in the comedy world, but we wouldn’t stretch it too far to nominate bar jokes as king of them all. They are like little bundles of laughter shared in the heart of good company. They can be great conversation starters, too!

From the classic “man walks into a bar” tales to clever bartender jokes, these quips promise to tickle your funny bone. Bars are not just for jokes and drinks, though. You can hear many remarkable stories, explore various people’s lives, and make new friends. And all those are connected by the specific humor in your local pub.

Whether you’re a seasoned bar hopper looking for the next couple of one-liner jokes, you can tell your drinking buddies or just seeking a chuckle, this collection will offer you a delightful escape into the realm of humor.

So, with no further ado, dive into this list and hold on to your chairs! You’ll have a difficult time remaining seated due to laughter. Share with your family and friends and make their day brighter, too.

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#1

Bar joke about amnesiac asking if he comes here often An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”

47points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 2 years ago

A blind man walks into a bar...and a chair... and a lampost...

13points

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#2

Bar joke about Schrödinger’s cat walking in the bar Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar.
And doesn’t.

39points

Eagle Girl 2 years ago

Guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch" or does he?

0points

#3

Bar joke about snake that walks into a bar A snake walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “How the hell did you do that?”

39points

Kona Pake 2 years ago

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

4points

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#4

Bar joke about cat walking into a bar and ordering water A cat walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks, “Are you going to drink it, or just knock it over on purpose?”

38points

Brunettechameleon 2 years ago

Haha why do cats love knocking things over anyway? Can someone explain plz

5points

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#5

Bar joke about tenses walking into a bar The past, present, and future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

37points

Corgo Man 2 years ago

They all had a fight over which is the worst

6points

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What Are Bar Jokes?

Bar jokes are like little nuggets of humor that people share when hanging out at a bar. They’re like funny stories that usually take place in a bar. It’s a great way to make new friends and lift the spirits of your regular drinking pals.

People have been telling jokes for centuries, but funny bar jokes got popular in the 20th century. Back then, bars became the number one spot for people to meet and have a good time. So, it became a natural spot for funny stories.

#6

Bar joke about Irishman walking in the bar An Irishman walks by a bar… it could happen.

34points

Corgo Man 2 years ago

Slowly reaches for phone

3points

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#7

Bar joke about Roman walking into a bar A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

33points

Kesam 2 years ago

V

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#8

Bar joke about weasel walking into a bar A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.

30points

Stephanie Did It 2 years ago

This is my favorite!

5points

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#9

Bar joke about David Hasselhoff walking into a bar David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff."
The barman replies "sure thing, Dave... no hassle."

29points

Kylie Leanne 2 years ago

I laughed too loudly at this one!!!

7points

#10

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can’t tell me that was just a coincidence, man.

28points

Indy 2 years ago

A fist fight insues because the reptilian theorist didn't believe the flat earther and visa versa.

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How Did the Classic "Walks Into a Bar..." Joke Come to Be?

The “man walks into a bar” joke is a really famous kind of bar joke. It all started over 4000 years ago. Back then, people loved telling jokes, just like we do today. But one day, someone came up with a clever idea.

At the end of the 19th century, archeologists unearthed a Sumerian tablet. Many proverbs and wisdom were inscribed on it, but the first documented bar joke also appeared somewhere in between.

According to Edmund I. Gordon’s translation, the joke reads as: “A dog, having entered an inn, did not see anything, and he said: ‘Shall I open this door?’”

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Many are wondering what the punchline of this joke is. Some are suggesting that it’s a classic “blind” joke, where a dog literally walks into a bar. We might never know the true meaning, but it’s incredible to think that even that long ago, people used the same jokes as we do today!

#11

Bar joke about barman The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.

27points

Corgo Man 2 years ago

Covering up a weird comment?

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#12

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

25points

Nicola Dimigen 2 years ago

Rude.

4points

#13

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, his spurs clinking as he walks, his six-shooter slapping at his furry hip. He bellies up to the bar, stares down the bartender, and proclaims, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

25points

Shine Caramia 2 years ago

Or is he looking for the cur who shot his paw?

1point

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#14

A neutron walks into a bar.
“How much for a beer?” the neutron asks.
“For you?” says the bartender. “No charge.”

25points

Nicola Dimigen 2 years ago (edited)

Atoms never touch. Since everything is made out of atoms, that means we have never touched anything. So, no officer, i did not drop kick that child.

11points

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#15

Bar joke about lawyer walking into a bar So this lawyer walks into a bar and asks "Is this where I take the exam?"

25points

Shine Caramia 2 years ago

Ha!

2points

Are There Any Dirty Bar Jokes?

Yep, there are some dirty bar jokes out there. But you have one thing to consider. Bar jokes are supposed to be fun and make people laugh. But sometimes, when jokes get too dirty, they can be inappropriate, especially in public places like a bar where different kinds of people might be around, including kids or folks who don’t like that kind of humor.

That’s why it’s essential to be mindful of our jokes and ensure they’re okay for everyone. If a joke feels too dirty or might make someone uncomfortable, it’s probably better to skip the adult jokes and go for the cleaner, funny bar jokes instead. That way, everyone can have a good time without feeling awkward!

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#16

A dog walks into a bar then out, then in, then back out.

24points

Tom Bolton 2 years ago

Then sat at the bar, stared at the door and whined for 30 minutes.

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#17

Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “Want another?” asked the bartender. “I think not”, Descartes replied … then he disappeared.

22points

Rench 2 years ago

Therefore he wasn't....

3points

#18

A non-renewable natural resource walks into a bar and orders a tall glass of whiskey.
The bartender says, “Sorry friend, I can’t serve you; you’ve been getting wasted all day long!”

22points

Eagle Girl 2 years ago

ohhhh :'(

0points

#19

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.”
The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”
And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.”

22points

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#20

A guy walks into a bar and asks for fruit punch the bartender says "sure just get in line".

The guy looks over and gets confused cause there's no punchline.

21points

#21

Bar joke about a bar owned by horses A man walks into a bar owned by horses.
The bartender says, “Why the short face?”

20points

#22

Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to duck and he’ll never walk into a bar.

20points

Ekansh Dave 2 years ago

I laughed too hard

1point

#23

A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.”
“Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor."

20points

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#24

George R.R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar, and everyone you’ve ever loved dies.

20points

Nicola Dimigen 2 years ago

Could someone please explain it to me? I don't get it.

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#25

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a Martinus.”
The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a Martini?”
“Look,” Caesar replies. “If I wanted a double, I’d have asked for it!”

19points

Kesam 2 years ago

Shouldn't it be Martinum (accusative)? Sorry, my Latin's a bit rusty... 🙂

3points

#26

Two scientists walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an H2O please”
The second scientist says, “I’ll have an H2O too.”
The second scientist died.

19points

Georgia Hebert 2 years ago

Imagine that.

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#27

A unicorn walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender, quite surprised to see a unicorn in the bar says, “That will be $7.50; and by the way, we’ve never seen a unicorn in here.” The unicorn replies, “At $7.50 a beer, I can understand why.”

19points

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#28

A perfectionist walked into a bar.
Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.

19points

#29

Bar joke about SEO expert walking into a bar An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.

18points

Kesam 2 years ago

That's not how SEO works anymore! 😉

2points

#30

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "You read my mind, buddy."

17points

#31

Bar joke about LOTR characters walking into a bar Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, and Gandalf walk into a bar.
Gimli and the Hobbits are short enough to walk under it.

17points

#32

A bar walks into a man. Oops, wrong frame of reference.

17points

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#33

A computer scientist walks into a bar, and while holding up two fingers says to the bartender: "Three beers, please"

17points

dino_Z71 1 year ago

I like to give a good high 31 every once in awhile.

0points

#34

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, “Is this stool taken?”

17points

#35

Bar joke about A man with authority walking into a bar A man with authority walks into a bar.
He orders everyone around.

16points

dino_Z71 1 year ago

Around and a round and...

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#36

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, a Frenchman, a German, an Italian, a Swede, two Finns, a Norwegian, a Dane, a Greenlander, an Austrian, a Hungarian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Latvian, an Estonian, a Russian, a Turk, an Egyptian, a Palestinian, an Israeli, a Greek, a Macedonian, a Moldovan, a Chinese guy, a Japanese guy, a Laotian, a Vietnamese guy, a Cambodian, a North Korean, a South Korean, an American, a Mexican, a Canadian, a Brazilian, an Australian, a New Zealander, a South African, a Libyan, a Moroccan, a Spaniard and a Cuban try to walk into a fancy cocktail bar.

The bouncer says, 'Sorry, lads... you can't come in without a Thai.'

16points

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#37

Two men walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

16points

#38

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says
“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

15points

#39

Bar joke about a five-dollar bill walking into a bar So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, this is a singles bar.”

15points

#40

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

15points

#41

An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.

15points

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#42

Bar joke about pun walking into a bar A pun walks into a bar, and ten people drop dead.
Pun in, ten dead.

15points

#43

A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, “I’m not serving you, you’re out of your skull!”

15points

Scagsy 2 years ago

Gonna head out of this thread just now. I'm all out of cringes.

2points

#44

Gold walks into a bar. The bartender yells, “AU, get out!”

15points

dino_Z71 1 year ago

Well done.

0points

#45

And SQL statement walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks "May I join you?"

15points

Andrew Keir 1 year ago

wow, a coder joke!

0points

#46

A synonym strolls into a tavern.

15points

#47

Several fonts walk into a bar. "Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type here."

14points

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#48

Do you serve ladies at this bar?
No, sir, you have to supply your own.

14points

#49

A penguin walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “So, what will it be this time?”
The penguin doesn’t answer because it’s a penguin.

14points

#50

Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, “Eooooooooohahummmuuuuuuuuoooooooaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.”
The second whale turns to the first and says…
“Frank, what is wrong with you?”

14points

#51

A guy walks up to the bartender at a wedding reception and asks, "Is this the punch line?"

14points

#52

So three lazy stereotypes walk into a bar.
You know what they're like.

14points

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#53

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

14points

#54

A man walks into a bar. He said, “Ouch.”

13points

Eagle Girl 2 years ago

the next day he ducks

1point

#55

The NSA walks into a bar.
“Hey, I’ve got a great new joke for you!” the barman says.
The NSA smiles and says, “Heard it.”

13points

#56

Bar joke about E-flat walking into a bar E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

13points

Niall Mac Iomera 2 years ago

This should be: C, E flat, and G walk into a bar... A note can't be minor on its own.

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#57

A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

13points

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#58

Bar joke about pharmacist What’s a pharmacist’s favorite style of beer?

Pilsner.

13points

#59

ƒ(x) walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.”

13points

#60

A ghost walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

13points

#61

Bar joke about an Irish man An Irish man walked out of a bar.

13points

#62

A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem.
He tells the bartender, “Give me two shots of…”
The bartender cuts him off saying, “You only get one shot.”

13points

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#63

Bar joke about Charles Dickens walking into a bar Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"

13points

#64

A man walks into a bar…
And is immediately disqualified from the World Limbo Championships.

13points

#65

A screwdriver rolls into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip??”

13points

#66

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender shouts, “We don’t serve superconductors here. Get out!”
The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

13points

#67

Bill Gates walks into a bar. Everyone inside suddenly becomes a millionaire on average.

13points

J Day 2 years ago

Sorry, should be a billionaire. :-)

0points

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#68

A statistician walks into just your average bar. The bartender says we don't serve statisticians in this bar.
The statistician says "Well, you're just mean."

13points

Andrew Keir 1 year ago

His friend knew the bartender from college and asked for "A mead, Ian"

0points

#69

Bar joke about 3 guys and a duck 3 guys walk into a bar... and the 4th one ducks.

13points

Georgia Hebert 2 years ago

Smart guy, that 4th one ;)

0points

#70

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?

A cab.

12points

dino_Z71 1 year ago

Whatever I want, he won't remember...

0points

#71

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink, but the bartender yells at him to get out before he stinks up the place.
The mushroom looks taken aback and says, “Why? I’m a fun guy.”

12points

#72

So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.

12points

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#73

A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

12points

DE Ray 2 years ago

A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "Damn autocorrect."

4points

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#74

Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”
His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”

12points

#75

Bar jokes about bar bill I've reached the age where my prescription bill has caught up to my bar bill.

12points

#76

A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing, reads

"If you drink and drive, we'll provide the chasers."

12points

#77

A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall, but hoping to nip it in the bud.

12points

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#78

A cornstalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Want to hear a joke?" The corn stalk replies, "I'm all ears!"

12points

#79

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

12points

#80

A new lawyer walks into a diner.
“Where’s the bar?” he asks.
A waitress responds, “You passed it on the way here.”

12points

#81

A really bad impressionist walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?”

12points

#82

Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve you,” replies the bartender. “You’re Bard!”

12points

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#83

Bar joke about two bacteria Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve bacteria here.” The bacteria say, “But we work here, we’re staph.”

12points

#84

Who do ghosts like to haunt bars?

Free boos.

12points

#85

A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Please, no stories!”

12points

#86

Hilarious Bar Jokes That Should Knock You Off A Bar Stool A guy walks out of a bar on the moon, complaining "The drinks were ok but there is no atmosphere."

12points

Gary Walcott 1 year ago

And he can't charge his Tesla because the charging station is on Mars

1point

#87

A lion walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any jobs?”
The bartender shakes his head sadly and says, “No, sorry. Why don’t you try the circus?”
The lion replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

11points

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#88

A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint, please." The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're out of your head."

11points

#89

So this guy limped into a bar and the bartender asks, “What’s with the limp?” The guy says, “Two surgeons just gave me a knee replacement.” To which the bartender asked, “Joint operation?”

11points

#90

Elvis walks into a bar, says “Love me, tender”, and the bartender holds him gently, strokes his quiff and they grow old together.

11points

#91

A rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Where did you get that?” The parrot says, “Brooklyn, they’re everywhere!”

11points

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#92

Jimmy Wales* walks into a bar…
[citation needed]
*co-founder of Wikipedia

11points

#93

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke.

10points

#94

A run-on sentence walks into a bar and starts flirting with a cute little sentence fragment.

10points

#95

A beaver walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Close the dam door!”

10points

#96

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

10points

#97

Bar joke about verb walking into a bar A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

10points

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#98

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a pint and a mop.”

10points

#99

A Scottish man walks into a bar…
There’s usually an Irish man and English man in this joke, but they’re still at the Rugby World Cup.

10points

Andrew Keir 1 year ago

Ouch !

0points

#100

A guy walks into a bar and throws a prawn cocktail at the bartender.
“And that’s just for starters”, he says.

10points

#101

A North Korean walks into a bar and the bartender says, “How’s it going?” The North Korean says, “Can’t complain.”

10points

#102

A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender gives him a beer and says, “That’ll be $2.50.” The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, “You’re a little short!”

10points

Snorkeldorf 2 years ago (edited)

Dated a guy for a while that was handsome, nice and about 5 feet tall. He im'd me that he'd pick me up for a date in 45 minutes. I Im'd back "See ya shorty!". I meant to type "shortly". The relationship did not progress.

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#103

Bar joke about Scottish piece of copper wire walking into a bar A Scottish piece of copper wire walks into a bar and the bartender challenges him to drink a pint of beer in under two seconds. The copper wire responds, “I conduit!”

10points

#104

Bar joke about a wayward baseball rolling into a bar A wayward baseball rolls into a bar, and the bartender throws him out.

10points

#105

A dachshund walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, pour me a long one.”

10points

#106

A crow wearing a pearl necklace walks into a bar and orders a drink. “I’ve never seen a crow wearing pearls before,” says the bartender. “What do you expect with basic black?” asks the crow.

10points

#107

A man walks into a bar with his alligator and asks: “Do you serve lawyers here?”. The bartender says: “Yes, of course we do!” The man says, “OK, I’ll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator.”

10points

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#108

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender,
“Do you have any helicopter-flavored potato chips?”
The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”

9points

#109

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, “Bartender, how much do I owe you?”
The bartender replies, “For you, neutron, no charge.”

9points

#110

Bar joke about a grasshopper hopping into a bar A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

9points

Gary Walcott 1 year ago

I thought his name was Jeremy

0points

#111

Hilarious Bar Jokes That Should Knock You Off A Bar Stool Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

9points

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#112

What’s a composer’s favorite style of beer?

Bock.

9points

#113

Bar joke about tennis ball walking into a bar A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Have you been served?”

9points

#114

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

9points

#115

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”

9points

Andrew Keir 1 year ago

Mr Pedant says "then he'd be an ion, not an atom" ... I'll get my coat ...

0points

#116

An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

9points

Karin 2 years ago

It watched the television getting drunk?

3points

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#117

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn’t that funny.
So I just snickered…

9points

#118

A banana walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, pal, but you’ve got to split.”

9points

#119

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you. You can’t hold your liquor.

9points

#120

A golf club walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender refused to serve him. “Why not,” asked the golf club. “Because you’ll be driving later,” replied the bartender.

9points

#121

Two antennae met in a bar, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

9points

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#122

A giraffe walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Do you want a long neck?” The giraffe asked, “Do I have a choice?”

9points

Gary Walcott 1 year ago

Then he says the high balls are on me

0points

#123

Bar joke about a green photon walking into a bar A green photon walked into a bar. The bartender said, "you look fluorescent!" The photon turned red and left.

9points

#124

A dog walks into a bar and, orders water because he can't hold his licker.

9points

#125

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what he’d like. The horse doesn’t reply because it’s a horse and obviously can’t speak or understand English. Several people get up and leave, sensing the danger of having a live animal in a bar.

9points

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#126

An oxymoron walks into a bar, and the sound was deafening.

8points

Daura Beard 2 years ago

Maybe the silence was deafening?

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#127

Three vampires walk into a bar.
The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.”
The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.”
The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”
The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and a blood lite?”

8points

#128

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bartender here?”

8points

#129

What’s a shepherd’s favorite style of beer?

Lambic.

8points

#130

Bar joke about a cockroach, a rat, and an ant walking into a bar A cockroach, a rat, and an ant walk into a bar.
They receive strange looks from all those inside, as the bartender calls pest control.

8points

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#131

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

8points

#132

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: “You mathematicians don’t know your limits.”

8points

#133

Bar joke about a man walking into a bar with a chunk of asphalt A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one arm. The man says, "Beer, please, and one for the road."

7points

#134

A screwdriver rolls into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip?”

7points

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#135

Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

7points

#136

A crab walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint please, but if I’m not satisfied with it, I’d like to be compensated with 10 bottles of champagne.”
The bartender says, “Why the big clause?”

7points

Neilas Šurkus

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

Saimonas Lukošius

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Brainmas 1 year ago

2 strings approach a bar with a sign that says "no strings allowed." The first string decides to go in anyway. The bar tender points to the sign and says, "we don't serve your kind here, get out!" The first string leaves. The second string decides he wants a drink, so he tangles himself up, musses his hair, and goes in. The bartender looks at him skeptically and asks, "are you a string?" The string replies, "no, I'm a frayed knot."

0points

Brainmas 1 year ago

2 strings approach a bar with a sign that says "no strings allowed." The first string decides to go in anyway. The bar tender points to the sign and says, "we don't serve your kind here, get out!" The first string leaves. The second string decides he wants a drink, so he tangles himself up, musses his hair, and goes in. The bartender looks at him skeptically and asks, "are you a string?" The string replies, "no, I'm a frayed knot."

0points

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