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Banksy’s Dismaland: Take A First Look Inside Nightmare Version Of Disneyland
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Banksy’s Dismaland: Take A First Look Inside Nightmare Version Of Disneyland

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If “Dismaland” sounds like a nightmare version of Disneyland to you, then you’d be right. The “bemusement” park is the work of notorious street artist Banksy, and the 2.5-acre site opens today in the UK. The secret theme park project, which was unveiled Thursday and is located in the abandoned Tropicana swimming resort in Weston-super-Mare, features amusement park attractions with a dark, dystopian twist, along with work by Banksy and 50 other artists from around the world. “Dismaland” admission costs £3 and will run only for 5 weeks. The official brochure describes this unique art manifesto in the following manner:

“Are you looking for an alternative to the soulless sugar-coated banality of the average family day out? Or just somewhere cheaper. Then this is the place for you—a chaotic new world set in the dystopian future where you can escape from mindless escapism. Instead of a burger stall, we have a museum. In place of a gift shop we have a library, well, we have a street art gift shop as well…This event contains adult themes, distressing imagery, extended use of strobe lighting, smoke effects, and swearing. The following items are strictly prohibited: knives, spray cans, illegal drugs, and lawyers from the Walt Disney corporation.”

More info: dismaland.co.uk | banksy.co.uk  (h/t: colossal)

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    Dismaland is a nightmare version of Disneyland or a “family theme park unsuitable for children”

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    It was built secretly by street-artist Bansky over the Tropicana swimming pool in the English resort town of Weston-super-Mare

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    “I loved the Tropicana as a kid, so getting to throw these doors open again is a real honour” said Banksy

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    “I guess you’d say it’s a theme park whose big theme is ‘theme parks should have bigger themes”

    Image credits: Yui Mok—PA Photos

    Both small and large works can be found on the site

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    The park will feature amusements with a dark twist, along with artwork by Banksy and 50 other artists from around the world

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    Image credits: Christopher Jobson

    “I banned any imagery of Mickey Mouse from the site,” he said

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    “It’s a showcase for the best artists I could imagine”

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    Entering the park will require visitors to endure an oppressive screening process

    Image credits: Yui Mok—PA Photos

    Exiting “Dismaland” will also be difficult

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    Instead of getting your portrait sketched, you’ll have the option of having the back of your head drawn

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    Dismaland, “Contains uneven floor surfaces, extensive use of strobe lighting, imagery unsuitable for small children and swearing”

    Image credits: Yui Mok—PA Photos

    “The following are strictly prohibited in the Park: spray paint, marker pens, knives and legal representatives of the Walt Disney Corporation”

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    Image credits: Yui Mok—PA Photos

    The official brochure states, “Are you looking for an alternative to the soulless sugar-coated banality of the average family day out? Or just somewhere cheaper”

    Image credits: Christopher Jobson

    “Then this is the place for you—a chaotic new world where you can escape from mindless escapism. Instead of a burger stall, we have a museum”

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    Image credits: Christopher Jobson

    “In place of a gift shop we have a library, well, we have a gift shop as well”

    Image credits: Yui Mok—PA Photos

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    Yulia
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could get to London to see this, it looks amazing. Pure art.

    MichelleAlbert
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I think I smell a slew of lawsuits coming on. I think this is pure brilliance though. I hope it will be very well documented for posterity as it's life span may well be limited. Pessimistic, albeit realistic.

    LeeAnnaCrumley
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banksy is genius . I adore his work. Quite an interesting park. I wish I could be in time to see this reality.

    彦琪朱
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's creative,but I think it is not suitable for children.For me,Disney is a beautiful dream in my mind ,to yet I don't want to destroy it.

    Brittany Stettler
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did say that it's not suitable for children. In fact, I doubt they let people under a certain age in at all.

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    MaureenDaniels
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am simultaneously tremendously excited by this and angry and depressed that I won't get the chance to visit the short-lived attraction.

    Justin Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot of money to spend putting something together that's only going to run for a month

    Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 'artists' is such a tiresome hypocrite, its hard to believe that this is a success for the same reason the Kardashians are.

    D.ArtKang
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.. but you could see this c**p all day in downtown around here...and it's even cheaper... except when you get mugged

    Jesse Calamo
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    End of every ride is a gift shop. only when you leave the gift shop you are in another gift shop. This goes on and on till you're eventually just beaten and stripped of all your cash then thrown from the park.

    WandaSchneider
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's really cool, other times it's just plain weird. My favorite is the Gaza Kitten.

    WandaSchneider
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes really cool, other times really weird! My favorite is the Gaza Kitten.

    Annie
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not fond of this Banksy you speak of. He mocks companies he hardly knows and insults the PM. I'm 11 but I'll like to see him be the PM.

    DarrenDee
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banksy Unmasked - A Dismaland Interview. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPJfyVxNv8

    JamesNowlan
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my Dismaland is even more phun! http://james-nowlan.deviantart.com/art/ISIS-vs-USMC-at-Dismaland-555702465

    SusannaVesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of under-developed neighbourhoods and whole towns which look like this already, may be even better.

    Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he could shove a ball of yarn up his a*s and knits himself a bloody scarf.... whaaa? already done?

    SueSchou
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this would be an amazing trip....I love "strange" art.

    SpencerWass
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beyond controversial and stimulating...A true showcase of what true higher intellect appreciates in this refreshing art-symposium a la Banksy

    BomberGBFBI
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all about believing and non-believing and to transport a social meaning. Nice and real heartful and In my oppinion correct statements, but I think, it will be not accepted as an educating park, but more similar to a entertaining park. Thats even the problem of our time: Any news will furtherhin switch to a entertainment.

    LunaIndigo
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhh man! I wish I could go to see it in person. It looks really awesome!

    LynnPacione-Holman
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd enjoy visiting it... except for the strobes. I can't do strobes. Migraines. >.<

    DesireeNilsen
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great creative artist , just the way the world needs today ,,hugs from norway

    ValerieMarcotte
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Banksy, collect images of his work on my computer, and am so happy to see the full extent of his quirky mind. I do hope the Disney lawyers stay away. They might come for the chicken, though.

    ElizabethThomas
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work there, just where that dismal tent is, in a dismal sweetshop. That's what I think.

    BriannaHansen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    If he's such an "artist", why can't this guy think up his own stuff and stop bashing on Disney?

    RobertHannent
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's using a theme park as a canvas for a commentary on society not mocking Disney particularly. Try to think a little deeper.

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    Yulia
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could get to London to see this, it looks amazing. Pure art.

    MichelleAlbert
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I think I smell a slew of lawsuits coming on. I think this is pure brilliance though. I hope it will be very well documented for posterity as it's life span may well be limited. Pessimistic, albeit realistic.

    LeeAnnaCrumley
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banksy is genius . I adore his work. Quite an interesting park. I wish I could be in time to see this reality.

    彦琪朱
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's creative,but I think it is not suitable for children.For me,Disney is a beautiful dream in my mind ,to yet I don't want to destroy it.

    Brittany Stettler
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did say that it's not suitable for children. In fact, I doubt they let people under a certain age in at all.

    Load More Replies...
    MaureenDaniels
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am simultaneously tremendously excited by this and angry and depressed that I won't get the chance to visit the short-lived attraction.

    Justin Watson
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot of money to spend putting something together that's only going to run for a month

    Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 'artists' is such a tiresome hypocrite, its hard to believe that this is a success for the same reason the Kardashians are.

    D.ArtKang
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.. but you could see this c**p all day in downtown around here...and it's even cheaper... except when you get mugged

    Jesse Calamo
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    End of every ride is a gift shop. only when you leave the gift shop you are in another gift shop. This goes on and on till you're eventually just beaten and stripped of all your cash then thrown from the park.

    WandaSchneider
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's really cool, other times it's just plain weird. My favorite is the Gaza Kitten.

    WandaSchneider
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes really cool, other times really weird! My favorite is the Gaza Kitten.

    Annie
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not fond of this Banksy you speak of. He mocks companies he hardly knows and insults the PM. I'm 11 but I'll like to see him be the PM.

    DarrenDee
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banksy Unmasked - A Dismaland Interview. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPJfyVxNv8

    JamesNowlan
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my Dismaland is even more phun! http://james-nowlan.deviantart.com/art/ISIS-vs-USMC-at-Dismaland-555702465

    SusannaVesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of under-developed neighbourhoods and whole towns which look like this already, may be even better.

    Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he could shove a ball of yarn up his a*s and knits himself a bloody scarf.... whaaa? already done?

    SueSchou
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this would be an amazing trip....I love "strange" art.

    SpencerWass
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beyond controversial and stimulating...A true showcase of what true higher intellect appreciates in this refreshing art-symposium a la Banksy

    BomberGBFBI
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all about believing and non-believing and to transport a social meaning. Nice and real heartful and In my oppinion correct statements, but I think, it will be not accepted as an educating park, but more similar to a entertaining park. Thats even the problem of our time: Any news will furtherhin switch to a entertainment.

    LunaIndigo
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhh man! I wish I could go to see it in person. It looks really awesome!

    LynnPacione-Holman
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd enjoy visiting it... except for the strobes. I can't do strobes. Migraines. >.<

    DesireeNilsen
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great creative artist , just the way the world needs today ,,hugs from norway

    ValerieMarcotte
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Banksy, collect images of his work on my computer, and am so happy to see the full extent of his quirky mind. I do hope the Disney lawyers stay away. They might come for the chicken, though.

    ElizabethThomas
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work there, just where that dismal tent is, in a dismal sweetshop. That's what I think.

    BriannaHansen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    If he's such an "artist", why can't this guy think up his own stuff and stop bashing on Disney?

    RobertHannent
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's using a theme park as a canvas for a commentary on society not mocking Disney particularly. Try to think a little deeper.

    Load More Replies...
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