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I speak French, i can translate: FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH

i wanna put this in my room and see people’s reactions.

So am I

no no, i’d rather have ｔｈｅ ｆｉｓｈ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ

Lol

Paul’s looking pretty fine, even in death

I don't want to turn into anything weird. I'll pass.

Is where the KKK hold their annual picnic? 🤔

There was a sign like this in Wales where by law the signs have to be in English and Welsh. The English portion said something like "health clinic parking can be found around the back of the building" while the Welsh translated to "I am out of office and will not be taking translation jobs until I return on Monday."

😮🔦 "and thats why, the socks never returned!!!" 👦👧👦👧👦👧 AAAAAAHHH

Reality is more wholesome, 儿时妈妈炒饭the fried rice my mum made me as a kid.

*spits wine* Nevermind the errrm examination room..... what are they doing with Fetal hearts?

Note the Obvious Plant sign. This one was clearly done on purpose.

It won't last forever. Damn.

And not a single dish is actually French fries. Mostly rice with beef or pork and a few curry / stew type dishes

There goes my plans.

Why would we hiss on Rikki? Lol

Hahahahaha, its written in Urdu and the meaning makes it even more hilarious. Transation: "This place is only for women, men are not allowed to enter"

Fight fire with fire

Someone translated them all on Reddit (this is a long comment, get ready): Today I don't have the pussy for little lanterns (Hoy no tengo el chichi pa farolillos) Means that today I'm not in the mood for dumb s**t To the bad weather, good face (Al mal tiempo, Buena Cara) Means that we should keep our cool against hardship. I sing up for a bombing (me apunto a un bombardeo) Means I'm down for anything you wanna do I have got the ruler (Tengo la regla) this isn't really an idiom, it just means "I'm in my period" What a big brown (Qué marronazo) Means "What a big problem" If life gives you lemon, ask for tequila and salt (Si la vida te da limones, pide sal y tequila) Means the same as the "make lemonade" one just a bit spicier I guess What a big pussy (Qué coñazo) Means annoying as f**k, might be a person, an event... I want the fat one to touch me (Quiero qué me toque el Gordo) Again, not an idiom, El Gordo is the lottery, we are just praying we win it (1/many)

Ok. 😐

I have a decently long leash for my dog, and she hasn't exploded yet, so I'll pass. These translations. Lol

Crappuccino

Copy that.

They never said they’ll teach us to spell right?

Sounds like my neighbourhood park if I'm honest.

Aww..that's just wrong. 🫤

Where did that even come from?

This actually makes sense.

Good to know.

The last 2 make it seem like the sign understands us

No thanks.

🐧✨abandon✨🐧

Saw a sign in Japan - ¨Electricity room - don´t move in.¨

Do you really though? = }

You are the best..!

the dog looks as though it wants to be removed.

The puzzle pieces aren’t helping this message.

Ai generated an image with this prompt word for word. 3QAdHKYbij...13f8fe.jpg

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Yes

Weird wording but I think they are trying to say touch sensitive screen does not work with fingernails.

Revenge of the zit

Schinken+Chicken=Chinken

What product is this anyways?

Just in case anybody was interested in the "Chicken Eating/Chicken Hand" game origin... The game PlayerUnknown BattleGround (PUBG) was wildly successful in Korea and the person who won it got the message "Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!" with many people not understanding the why or what it meant. In time it became known as the "Chicken Eating game" then the terminology was broadened to all of the similar games (Fortnight etc.) It could be argued that this is not so much Engrish but just something that doesn't make sense - To borrow from Billy Connolly the saying "I'll take my hand off your face!" doesn't really make sense but is usually understood to be a threat.

I think it’s supposed to be an adapter cooler, but the more i look at it, the less sense it makes and the creepier it gets.

Ahhh I get it, PUBG reference! Winner winner chicken dinner!

this is very elaborate and not very portable? has to be an easier way. they are right about it being easier to eat chicken.

Wot?

Say what now?

So the chicken will be cold then?