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Turns out, it's not just the mysterious, elusive G-spot men have a hard time locating on a woman's body.

Some of them are so oblivious, so misinformed about the female reproductive system, you can't help but wonder what they had been up to during their biology classes. Maybe reading the memoirs of an 80-year-old grumpy alien virgin? I don't know.

But there's even a subreddit dedicated to their ignorance. It's called r/BadWomensAnatomy. This online community, which already has 460,000 members, collects pictures of some of the dumbest things men have said about the clitoris, vagina, and pretty much every other body part you can think of.

Here are the most popular posts from the subreddit.

"Just how little men know about women's bodies is shocking," general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda. "A YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The results were actually abysmal. Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel said. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a woman and I personally can't stand the look of men with ripped abs, it's a complete turn off but that is MY personal taste. Doesn't mean everyone feels the same.

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What A Time To Be Alive

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To make that a top priority, Gorfinkel gives the following reasons: "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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Guess I Should Be Slathering My Whole Body In Foundation Then

Guess I Should Be Slathering My Whole Body In Foundation Then

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Doggo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again someone gets angry while looking at a woman's ass or boobs

FlitterBug
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao so before the pandemic me and some of my guy friends were in math class, and two of them start yelling at each other cause they were both staring at my ass. I love that they both thought the other shouldn't (as in it's rude for anyone to), but damn it was hypocritical

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Jon S.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is weird reading poems from the 1700s where translucently pale skin was preferred and men praising the veins of a breast like "veins in blue cheese."

Viviane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first serious boyfriend was concerned by the veins. So I pointed out that plenty of writers mentioned veins on breasts showing through pale skin. The blue cheese is a new one to me. :)

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Iapetos
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you seen the human penis? Have you seen how inflatable, veiny, bloody and pulsating it is? A funny little protrusion, maybe the guy getting butthurt over boob veins has never seen one, or else he could handle it.

Viviane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He hasn't seen his own because he can't stretch that far down with a microscope.

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CrEaTiVe_duck
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ew i can see your hand veins our relationship can not work out no more

Evil Little Thing
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boobs are highly vascularized though? I don't understand his problem. Does he think boobs don't need blood?

Donkey boi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to have a night vision camera for work, me and my ex were, [ahem] fooling around with it. She freaked out when she saw the playback and it made the veins in her boobs practically glow! I took me a while to calm her down and explain that it's natural to have veins in you boobs. She thought they were 'just lumps of fat'.

InfectedVoice
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no my wife has blood running through a part of her body, shock horror, what a sad man, has he not seen how veiny his d**k is, men, we don't have great looking genitals.

IVAN KRAWEC
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, you are 15 years out of date. The argument over a women's G-spot ended many years ago when a scientist (actually looking for the G spot) located the nerve cluster on a dead 87 year old woman body. Donated to science. This is old news. What you see of the clitoris is just a small part of the nerve cluster. The Clitoral Nerves are shaped like a wish bone. What can be viewed is at the top. The rest of the clitoris are shaped like legs and go 6 inches deep into the pelvic area wrapping themselves around the outside of the vigaina and the rectal area. This is why women can have orgasms through a**l sex. If more women were taught this they wouldn't feel that butt sex was dirty or bad. By the way a man's penis doesn't stop at his pelvic bone. It also goes several inches into the body. The G-spot is well understood to be real. Any Gynecologist will tell you this.

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Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Lola Posting pictures of things is literally the point of Instagram. It isn't LinkedIn.

Felype Rennan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why am i not seeing other people affirm that apparent veins in boobs are actually sexy, am I the weird one here?

Suzanne Haigh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure of the actual historical period but think 18thc. when men loved to see slight blue veins on women, they though it show transparent skin and therefore breeding, women just drew them on most of the time.

JD Lee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Novel concept here but, try looking at something other than her boobs. Problem solved.

Jane Dorothy Warner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until you're lactating, then boobs look like subway maps with blue lines.

Paul White
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he must have only dated real pale women. he needs to open is mind and explore the variety of the human race.

Marcellus the Third
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if you had a layer of fat under your skin, they wouldn't have to complain about the veins. But, you know, they'd complain about the fat.

Ozacoter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It also depends on the skin colour. I am a bit overweight but I am basically transparent so you can see them very well.

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Debbie Lavender
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that could have been funny but it is SO not. you’re complaining that someone is complaining about your IG ‘boobs’. maybe don’t post the ‘boobs’

Teucer T
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To be fair, this is a common "turn off" men have about women with pale complexions (especially red heads.) I don't criticize people for what they do and do not find attractive.

Tracy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The problem isn't that he finds it unattractive. The problem is that he felt the need to criticize the woman who posted the pic. That was unnecessary.

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I’m sorry but you are at fault for this too. There is no reason for public Instagram accounts unless you are a business. No one should have the chance to criticize you publicly like that. You should never allow strangers to have access to your account.

Jess Anderson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah only people you know personally should have the option of being shitty to you!

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps his girlfriends have told him that they don't like sex, just to avoid having to do it with him.

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Gorfinkel also pointed out that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. To understand this, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction.

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Truth be told, the same study we mentioned at the beginning of this text found that some women have problems navigating their body too. For example, 43% of them could not label the labia.

The only part of the female genitalia which the majority of both genders got right was the clitoris, identified correctly by two-thirds of men and women (71% of women, 69% of men).

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How Does This Guy Handle Wiping His Own Ass?

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"As well as asking Britons to identify body parts, we also surveyed women about their understanding of their own bodies," the researchers wrote. "We discovered a worrying lack of knowledge among women about how their genitalia works."

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For instance, the vagina contains a large amount of bacteria, but the good kind which keeps the area healthy. Washing inside the vagina - even just with water - damages the natural balance of bacteria and is highly likely to lead to infections.

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Why Do Some Men Think They Have The Right To Explain Women's Bodies To A Woman?

Why Do Some Men Think They Have The Right To Explain Women's Bodies To A Woman?

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However, nearly half of the women (46%) they surveyed did not know that you shouldn't wash the inside of your vagina. A third (33%) thought it should be washed on a daily basis, and one in six (14%) said with water and soap, and one in five (19%) with water only. One in fifty (2%) think it should be washed with water after sex, rising to 7% of those aged from 18 to 24.

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This Is Doing The Rounds On Facebook. The Comments Are As Expected

This Is Doing The Rounds On Facebook. The Comments Are As Expected

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Don’t Let Them Get Away With An Easy Birth

Don’t Let Them Get Away With An Easy Birth

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Found This Two-Fer On An Askreddit Post About The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Someone Say

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Menstrual Pain Is A Myth!

Menstrual Pain Is A Myth!

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Pixie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman, I think pain from being kicked in the crownjewels is a myth

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Tampons=condoms

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nanashi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ah so they chose to see a woman with blood running down her thigh while doing daily menial things, ruining every fabrics and objects within path. brave choice!

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#24

"Wait, You Still Get Periods?"

"Wait, You Still Get Periods?"

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On A Post About A Funny Tampon Story

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Gabi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a virgin and I use rocket huge tampons in the first two days because I bleed like a slaughtered cow.

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Yeeterus. Some Of The Guys In The Comments Were Very Concerned

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Wendillon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we need proper biology/sex-ed lessons. Men need to learn about women parts and women need to learn about men parts.

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In Reference To A Post I Made About My Female Funkopops Always Falling Over Because Of Their Tiny Bodies

In Reference To A Post I Made About My Female Funkopops Always Falling Over Because Of Their Tiny Bodies

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You Get A Period! And You Get A Period!

You Get A Period! And You Get A Period!

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Figured Y'all Would Appreciate This

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was holding the hand of my wife when she gave birth to our two children, an experience I would recommend to all men

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She Just Got Pregnant By Herself, Like The Virgin Mary

She Just Got Pregnant By Herself, Like The Virgin Mary

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Just Push It All Out

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nanashi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could just take out my uterus and squeeze it dry for one quick bleeding then put it back in...

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No More Bottled Water Ladies, You'll Thank Me Later

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Literal Woman's Anatomy?

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when someone gender swapped the Avengers poster to make a point... avengers-6...bc0537.jpg avengers-60336ffbc0537.jpg

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University Level Forensic Medical Textbook In Pakistan

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