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By widely accepted definition, humans have 79 organs. If you aren’t a doctor or an expert, chances are that your memory of knowing what their functions are has become quite rusty since the last time you sat in a biology class. This seems to be a particular issue when it comes to the woman’s body, as many men seem to have skipped this lesson entirely.

That’s why the subreddit ‘Bad Women's Anatomy’ exists, full of blissfully ignorant males wrongly commenting on the female body. And since they decided to spell out their unbelievable opinions online, it’s only right that the Internet shames them in return. Scroll down to find some of the worst misconceptions about women's health, and don’t forget to share similar encounters below!

While you’re at it, make sure to check out a conversation with sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, who kindly agreed to tell us how we could educate ourselves better about the female body.

#1

Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days

Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days

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Sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, believes that women’s bodies are still surrounded by mystery because we as a society have placed a lot of shame around them.

“Although it's shifting, western culture placed a lot of shame around women's bodies, menstruation, and sexuality, making these subjects hard to talk about openly and keeping conversations behind closed doors. Furthermore, there were very limited studies done on women's bodies, leaving women with limited information to begin with.”

#4

When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information

When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even imagine. Growing up in the 80s and 90s during the AIDS crisis, I got decent sex-ed from my public grade school. Religious schools just suck.

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#5

I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny

I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny

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#6

Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before

Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before

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According to the Mental Health Foundation’s survey, around 85% of women feel uncomfortable in their bodies, which prevents them from talking about them or seeking out medical professionals' help when health issues arise.

#8

Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?

Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?

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#9

Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas

Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas

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Farah the Turtle
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YTA, obviously. How DARE you suggest that your daughter has a vagina at such a young age??? /s

Cory Tollman
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People need to see some of the really young premie babies. They don't have enough growth or body fat yet so they just have holes.

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Skye Ragsdale
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I remember seeing the update on this one. The grandmother genuinely believed this because that was what she was taught. Dad, Mom, and Granny all sat down together & worked it out 😊

Ephemera Image
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a great dad, and how did that woman's children survive to adulthood?

Phil Green
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until she finds out boys don't get a penis until they're sixteen!

Al Padilla
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Endocrinologist here. Amazingly, there is actually something like this. Genetic deficiency of 5-alpha-reductase, an enzyme that "activates" testosterone causes babies with a 46XY (male) chromosome status to be born looking like females. At puberty, the testes (undescended) tart pumping out testosterone, the testes descend into a previously empty s*****m, and the penis enlarges. Colloquially, it's called, not surprisingly, "Penis at 12 syndrome." This syndrome is less rare in South America and the Dominican Republic, where it's called "Guevedoches" - Look it up. Even Google knows about it.

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Jaguarundi
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm stunned that a father actually understood his daughter's anatomy! Good on him!!!

Trillian
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also once again the problem is not wiping poop in the vagina but in the urethra. Not the same thing.

Jane Alexander
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for taking care of your girl. What a weird notion for MIL to have.

Ann Mohrmann
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandma just got the timeline wrong - the vagina is closed off the first few years of life by the hymen, to keep fecal matter and such out of it. But by 4 it's definitely not anymore.

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He probably had a little d**k when he was young, unfortunately it never got any bigger, but somehow he is a big d**k now.

digitalin
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this case it's the MIL who is uneducated, and the dad is right

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Even those who gather the courage to talk to a medical professional about their concerns might not receive fair treatment, as before 1993 females weren’t included in clinical trials, and to this day the medical field is still not sure how many drugs and devices work for women. 

#10

I Don’t Even Know Anymor

I Don’t Even Know Anymor

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#11

Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So

Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So

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#12

This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

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The Doom Song
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... I'm just getting to work now... time to switch the "OFF" button

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Most clinical testing and research has been done on men, as testing on women included too many unstable variables, like fluctuating hormones, and required greater funds to cover both gender studies. However, this is slowly but surely changing by focusing more on health conditions that everybody has but that might be experienced differently by men and women. 

#15

I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy

I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy

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Ritchat
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exhibit A why men should not be involved in discussing women's reproductive rights. Who's gonna tell him?

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MacKinnon emphasizes that it’s important to understand the female body better. “Women spend an average of 7 years of their lives menstruating and are affected by their hormones throughout their cycles. Something that affects women's energy, fertility, moods, sleep, sexuality, and so much more is worthy of understanding. Women are roughly half of the population, why wouldn't it be important for women to understand their own bodies, and for women and men to understand each other's?”

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#16

Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy

Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy

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#17

That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

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#18

Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags

Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags

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Floeckchen
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reason is, that self proclaimed "alphas" can't impress anyone above 30 anymore.

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One way to understand the female body better is to talk about it more with men and women. This will help to normalize these conversations and help educate ourselves and others, says MacKinnon. “Men run on an average 24-hour hormonal cycle, while women run on an average 28-day hormonal cycle. The more women can understand how they're affected by the 4 phases of their cycles, the more they're able to thrive throughout the month and be less negatively impacted by menstruation,” she further explains.

#20

Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?

Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?

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#21

Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?

Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?

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It’s especially important that men get educated on the female body, as they significantly outnumber women in state legislatures, who make decisions that affect women. When male politicians who govern people are uneducated, they may make choices that restrict the liberty of women.

#23

Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While

Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While

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#24

Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control

Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control

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Just like Donald Trump, who, in one of his recent interviews, blurted out that he plans to make birth control much harder to get, particularly for people living in less fortunate conditions. Even though he later denied this, there’s no way to ensure that he won’t commit to it if he gets the presidential chair.

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#26

Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?

Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?

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#27

????

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So every woman who is NOT pregnant after EVERY ovulation is a mass murderer. I've heard this one before. Southern Baptists are sick MFs.

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Meanwhile, learning about the female body can make women more comfortable in their own skin. In addition, familiarizing yourself with your own physiology can help make more informed decisions about health. And when women can make autonomous decisions about their bodies, it unburdens half of the population and benefits everyone. 

#28

This Is Just Vile

This Is Just Vile

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Floeckchen
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thesis: Ben knows exactly one girl who happens to be white. And he calls her a s**t because her boyfriend isn't him.

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#29

How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?

How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?

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Floeckchen
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all: Google it! The fact you don't know about any proove doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Second: We can't describe it in detail to you because you little man-baby would cry your eyes out.

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#30

Found One In The Wild

Found One In The Wild

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#31

It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman

It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman

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Me
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what if his girl described her vibrator as a "coochie cleaner" just to have a nice time without him?

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#32

Perfectly Logical!

Perfectly Logical!

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Blah blah blah
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh s**t, did I have a secret child age 12 when I had a growth spurt?

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#33

When Will This Myth Die?!

When Will This Myth Die?!

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Ellinor
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people don't have hymens, and some other "break" when biking or doing some sports, doesn't mean I lost my "virginity" at 11 when I did equitation.

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#36

Have A Think Fellas!

Have A Think Fellas!

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WindySwede
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

fn VOTE y'all! make this sort of education mandatory!

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#37

Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!

Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!

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Marie BellaDonna
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys who are uncut ARE supposed to pull back their foreskin and rinse under it. But not use soap. And the rest of it, no.

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#39

The Secret Is Out!!

The Secret Is Out!!

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#40

Bro… Being On The Pill And Doing Sports Doesn’t Make You Infertile

Bro… Being On The Pill And Doing Sports Doesn’t Make You Infertile

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#41

Apparently Having Body Hair Means You're Not Clean

Apparently Having Body Hair Means You're Not Clean

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#42

Oh God I Just Can't Process This Information

Oh God I Just Can't Process This Information

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Ritchat
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"didn't cause irritation or burning FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE OF HOURS"... I can't even. And all those spelling mistakes. I wouldn't even take advice from this person on how to open a door.

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#44

Women Shaving

Women Shaving

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Kristal
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shave my baby mustache! It's faster than plucking them. I have fair skin and dark hair, they are noticeable if not removed from my face. Gotta be something in my genes

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#45

Apparently Women Can't Have A Model Body After Giving Birth Because They're Lazy

Apparently Women Can't Have A Model Body After Giving Birth Because They're Lazy

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#46

“Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology

“Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology

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Snazzy Smurf
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never reached organism. I do not care what Biology has said.

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#47

I Genuinely Do Not Understand

I Genuinely Do Not Understand

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#48

On A Thread Discussing How Men Can Tell If A Woman Is Faking An Orgasm Or Not

On A Thread Discussing How Men Can Tell If A Woman Is Faking An Orgasm Or Not

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#49

Apparently Women Can Stop A Rape By “Clenching Your Thighs”

Apparently Women Can Stop A Rape By “Clenching Your Thighs”

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#50

Yeah, Sure Bud

Yeah, Sure Bud

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#52

Probably A Racist Incel With An Asian Fetish

Probably A Racist Incel With An Asian Fetish

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#53

No Mate, I'm Just On My Period, Just Because You Walk Around In Crusty Ten Day Old Boxers, Stop Projecting Huni

No Mate, I'm Just On My Period, Just Because You Walk Around In Crusty Ten Day Old Boxers, Stop Projecting Huni

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#55

If Your Pastor Is Being Influenced By This "Pastor", Run!!!

If Your Pastor Is Being Influenced By This "Pastor", Run!!!

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Snazzy Smurf
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Pastor" should try running around with two bowling balls in a sports bra for about a month and then re approach the conversation.

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#56

Female Body Hair Doesn’t Exist According To This Person

Female Body Hair Doesn’t Exist According To This Person

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#57

I Think This Is The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Time

I Think This Is The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Time

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The Doom Song
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I did shake my head and then the sudden urge to slap this guy

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#58

Wake Up Babe, A New Surgical Procedure To Make Us Feel Insecure About Our Genitalia Just Dropped!

Wake Up Babe, A New Surgical Procedure To Make Us Feel Insecure About Our Genitalia Just Dropped!

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#59

Made Up Statistics And No Knowledge Of How Physiques Work

Made Up Statistics And No Knowledge Of How Physiques Work

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Floeckchen
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Attractiveness also comes from thinking... what Bjorn didn't do. Sorry Bjorn...

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Bro Knows Everything

Bro Knows Everything

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zububonsai
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Written by a horny 13-17-year old who read too much Andrew Tate stuff or watched too many male centered porn? (my wild guess)

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#62

There’s A Lot To Unpack Here

There’s A Lot To Unpack Here

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Skogsrået
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, please don't reproduce.... or better yet just stay away from women altogether.

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#63

Man Believes That Girls Biologically Cannot Wear Pants As Part Of A School Uniform

Man Believes That Girls Biologically Cannot Wear Pants As Part Of A School Uniform

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ChimeraBubbles
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read it once that our clothing is mixed up based on what you've got in your underwear. People with vaginas should be wearing trousers due to there being no need to accommodate an unsightly bulge and people with penises should be wearing skirts to allow for maximum cooling and dangling. Makes me laugh when people get caught up on clothing. Why is this person focusing on the hips and breasts of children being easily observed exactly?

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#64

Yes, You Are The A**hole. Use Them

Yes, You Are The A**hole. Use Them

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Skogsrået
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or hear me out here, she could just dump his a*s and stick to her toys.

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#67

Pleasing Women Is An Esoteric Puzzle

Pleasing Women Is An Esoteric Puzzle

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Donkey boi
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Allow me to translate: 'Different people are turned on by different things, and I can't get my head around that.'

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#68

This. Is. Not. A. Uterus

This. Is. Not. A. Uterus

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Fembot
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a womb or uterus. The actual organ is very when it’s not building a human. It’s just fat and that’s absolutely fine. Woman have more of it

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#69

There Are Girls Who Get Their Periods As Young As Five Years Old. Are They Considered Women To This Person?

There Are Girls Who Get Their Periods As Young As Five Years Old. Are They Considered Women To This Person?

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#70

Public Hair Can Actually Lessen The Chance Of A Uti, Yeast Infections, And Vaginitis In Some Scenarios

Public Hair Can Actually Lessen The Chance Of A Uti, Yeast Infections, And Vaginitis In Some Scenarios

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#71

“Period Diarrhea” Isn’t A Thing

“Period Diarrhea” Isn’t A Thing

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#72

Airtight Vagina?

Airtight Vagina?

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#73

Found On Incel Forum

Found On Incel Forum

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Skogsrået
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spoken like a true incel that will never come close to "a nasty woman" or her holes ever.

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#74

It's Not Like A Women Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash

It's Not Like A Women Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash

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Michael Largey
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the words "dummy" and "car crash" came up, they always thought of men. Go figure.

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#75

Uterus Penetration

Uterus Penetration

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#76

Surely It Could Not Be Other Possible Factors

Surely It Could Not Be Other Possible Factors

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Jill Rhodry
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there's actual genuine research looking into things like this🤷🏻‍♀️

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#77

What, In All Sincerity, The F**k?

What, In All Sincerity, The F**k?

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#78

They Don’t Know There’s Cisgender Women Who Have Very Flat Breasts Or None At All

They Don’t Know There’s Cisgender Women Who Have Very Flat Breasts Or None At All

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Ace
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even with the title I'm not sure what this one was trying to say. Is it someone suggesting that having small breasts is a sign of someone being lesbian?

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#79

Woke Raider

Woke Raider

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Skogsrået
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is it always men that look like a huge pile of dog poo that critize womens looks?

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