So... With a careful balance of hetero- and homosexual practices you can keep it in the middle and fool everyone into thinking you're a virgin? Neat.

Still trying to figure out if he's talking about head hair or not, because a side-parting downstairs would look awesome. A comb-over would be odd, though 😁

Why...? Where in the world...? HOW do some men come up with this s**t? I'm crying.

Um, I don't have a part in my hair (because it's very short). What does THAT mean?!

Sometimes I really feel the world need a Darwin Award hidden assassins team... "make it look like a stupid accident, boys!"

I have what is called a cow lick (in the UK.) which forces my hair to part on the left. This is from birth. How does OP work that one out???

I don't have a hairline???? What the hell does that make me?????

I'm engaging in lesbianism and my hairline is in the middle.

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My part has been dead center my whole life and I have two kids. I haven’t been “pure” in 20 years

But what if she's left handed the ?

I have a zickzack parting, and now? I am speechless.

Did you graduate from moron school?

Just curious as to what thought process achieved this ignorance.

Wow.

Well that explains why my hair was parted on the side when I was in my 20s, and now, in my 70s, it is parted in the middle. Who'da thunk it?

I must be super pure then ... My hair has always parted in the middle no matter what I try ...

What if you have bangs?

What church teaches this??? Because it HAS to be from some religious school!!

Excuse me .. what?!

Wheeeeeen a comment is so ridiculous you're not sure if t's satire or if this individual is just this stupid/gullible. I mean, someone told this person this and they believed it.

got a question from the virgin lesbian crowd

I'm going to take care of this dipshits theory right now. I'm 63 was married for 21 years when my husband died, we had 2 kids. My mid shoulder length hair has ALWAYS been parted in the middle!

Wild. Have they put this together through the whole 'millennials have side part' thing do you think?

My hair runs down the middle. I'm almost 50 and haven't been a virgin for more than 30 years.

They can't be serious.

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What a bizarre theory. Does he not realize you can change your part any day with a comb?

... run through? Like, a marathon? Where do I start? Do I use an opening already there by nature, or am I allowed to cut an entrance? Where's the finish line? How do I even fit in her, completely, so that I can run through her? I don't have to come out of her butt, do I? And ... how's working with the hair again?