It's so well done I can't un-see the illusion.

I'd rather park it out on the street, thanks for the offer though.

It's actually nicely done.

Okay, I laughed.

This one is actually kind of cute.

His head looks like a deflating balloon....

He should have tattooed a rabbit on his head so it looks like hare from a distance.

Nope, that's a nazi tramp stamp. Trashy and offensive all at once.

That's cute

They look like deli ham.

This... This never looked cool.

Amazing tattoo

Horseface Jesus is sad.

Yuck. Just yuck.

Does that mean he's a bird brain?

WTAF

Voldemort (in book #1) with some road rage

Same

Wednesday as played by Samuel L Jackson.

Master Roshi! I really like this.

He got tired of washing bandanas

Shrexy

There really is no comment that can do justice to this abomination.

Wonder what bet they lost.

The everlasting job stopper

He looks board.

How angry at your parents would you have to be?

Doing the corners of his eyes must have hurt like hëll!

I bet his mom wants to cry Everytime she looks at him

Chess or Checkers? Nope, just lousy judgement. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Idiot.

Why? Not just "why did he ask for it" but also "why did the tattooist actually did this"?

A "D**k Tracy Villain" ??

Oh dear

1950 basement tile influenced this?

Chess Man Group co-founder

Do you think he was trying for the role of Greeter, Star Trek: TNG, "Cost Of Living"?

Why?

Employ him as a checker board.

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Too many squares for either

I don't know why people won't hire me for a job?

Even more meth, please!

Why would anyone do this to themselves?

(picknick) Blanket, is that you!? MJ did you dirty

You get what you pay for.

Which is worst? The quality of the tattoo or the quality of the beer?

The start of a very long list of names and explanations.

Another example of really neat idea if this was done for a Halloween party or something with makeup, but as a permanent tattoo? Perhaps not the best choice

Drastic reaction to not being able to grow an actual mustache.

It's raining whiskers!