It's so well done I can't un-see the illusion.

I'd rather park it out on the street, thanks for the offer though.

It's actually nicely done.

Okay, I laughed.

This one is actually kind of cute.

His head looks like a deflating balloon....

He should have tattooed a rabbit on his head so it looks like hare from a distance.

Nope, that's a nazi tramp stamp. Trashy and offensive all at once.

That's cute

They look like deli ham.

WHY would you have children of the corn tattooed on your frickin' back??? Should have had that done on your a*s cheeks!!!

Children from The Hills Have Eyes?

Maybe they’re just ugly and this is an accurate representation 🤪

Are your children possessed???

....They look like they did 5 round with Mike Tyson and followed up with a house fire? Girl's face is misshapen, and the boy is missing teeth.

Gross

Alfred E. Neumann was involved in the making of your children? Or ... how come?

nah the boy looks uncannily like Woody Harrelson

It looks like the girl was done first and this was taken just after the boy was added. He went back after the first one???

Who let this guy get a tattoo of The Boiled One?!

"Come play with us. FOREVER!"

This is why you look at portfolios before you get a portrait tattoo of your child.

This... This never looked cool.

Amazing tattoo

Horseface Jesus is sad.

Yuck. Just yuck.

Does that mean he's a bird brain?

WTAF

Voldemort (in book #1) with some road rage

Same

Wednesday as played by Samuel L Jackson.

Master Roshi! I really like this.

He got tired of washing bandanas

Shrexy

There really is no comment that can do justice to this abomination.

Wonder what bet they lost.

The everlasting job stopper

You get what you pay for.

Which is worst? The quality of the tattoo or the quality of the beer?

The start of a very long list of names and explanations.

Another example of really neat idea if this was done for a Halloween party or something with makeup, but as a permanent tattoo? Perhaps not the best choice

Drastic reaction to not being able to grow an actual mustache.

It's raining whiskers!

Original.

Drunk tattoo made by some ärsehole?

I'm getting weird vibes from this.

If this was done with eyeliner pencil for a party or something, cool. Permanent tattoo? Oh my god.

If you want this effect, just use a Biro until you sober up!

It was just completed and already looks infected

Typical color for british guy in the sun