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You’d expect contractors, architects, and designers all to have good taste… or at least something more or less passable. Alas! Some of them have the aesthetic sensibilities of someone who has never seen how actual human beings live. The decisions they sometimes make lead to some truly wacky interiors that are as hilarious as they are horrifying. Especially how they design bathrooms.

The worst of the worst end up getting shared on the ‘Real Estate Fails’ Instagram page, an account that's part of the popular ‘The Broke Agent’ brand that has since expanded and evolved into 'Broke Agent Media.' We’ve collected some of their most jaw-droppingly offensive interior pics to share with you today, Pandas, to remind you to look at everything during house viewings.

Scroll down, upvote the pics that you think are spookier than your Halloween costume this year, and let us know in the comments what you genuinely think, Pandas. Oh, and those of you who have a background in Good Taste(™) might want to place your hands on your face in advance—you’ll be facepalming either way.

Read on for Bored Panda's follow-up interview with the founder of BAM. And when you’re done enjoying the utter and complete lack of taste and good design in the photos in this list, check out our previous feature about ‘Real Estate Fails’ right over here.

More info: Instagram (Real Estate Fails) | Instagram (The Broke Agent) | Instagram (Broke Agent Media) | Facebook | YouTube | TikTok | BrokeAgentMedia.com

The mastermind behind ‘The Broke Agent’ and the ‘Real Estate Fails’ Instagram pages is Eric Simon, a former licensed realtor. Since Bored Panda's last article last year, he no longer sells real estate and has been focusing on 'Broke Agent Media' and the 'Broke Agent' brands as his full-time job.

According to Simon, he and his team's goal is for them to become the biggest media company in real estate. "We now have a podcast network, daily blogs, and live shows on our YouTube channel with daily contributors."

"The secret behind The Broke Agent's success is always posting timely, relevant content and constantly evolving with social trends and posting styles," the brand founder told Bored Panda.

"We decide what's good enough for our audience by going through a testing procedure on other apps like Facebook and Twitter, seeing how they perform, and then posting to Instagram. We also have been creating funny real estate content for 7+ years and have developed a great sense for what will hit with our audience."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you re really proud about your accomplishments. Even small ones.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, I wiped, flushed, and washed my hands but I completely forgot to sh*t. maybe need to add one more sign

C C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, so the bathroom signage for my boys! Seriously, lol, I taught them right and it's like new information Every. Damn. Time. I tell them lol smh

DumYum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe this was specifically aimed at a certain family member.

Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously put up by a mother with more sons than she can keep up with.

Bonesko
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where does it say 'leave when you're done instead of scrolling on your phone until you a** and feet fall asleep'?! That's important!

Dr. W.D. Gaster
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate words on indoor walls like this, especially with awful typefaces. It's a sin.

Mentally unstable on a table
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like in those trippy VR games when the instructions float up to your face when you look at an object

Jane Cortez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No escaping a micromanager…. Think you can lock yourself in the bathroom? Nope.

Tiffi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loathe these. I don't need instructions on how to use my house.

Rosadella LaFrance
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whats wrong with it I think itś cute but Iḿ a child so what do I kno

Stephanie A Mutti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe my nine year old lives here. All 3 things she needs to be told routinely.

Bubbles and sparks
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In kindergarten this would be slightly okay, but in an adult bathroom? I'd leave

Abby
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol looks like my bathrooms i put in my bloxburg houses.

liam newton-harding
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you enter Breezehome, Whiterun, Skyrim for the first time, with the HUD on.

Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you need to put such signs, the people needing the signs are too dumb to be able to read them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll bet all the furniture in this house is either white or beige. Also, there is at least one "In this family, we..." sign, and a "wine mom" sign, and a "live laugh love" sign. In one corner of the lounge, there's an oversized vase containing several plumes of artificial pampas grass. The welcome mat has paw prints painted on it.

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According to Simon, the perfect time to buy a home is "when it's right for that buyer." In short, everyone's situation is specific and individual. There are a lot of factors to consider.

"Everyone has a different reason to move and economic conditions are not always a contributing factor," he noted.

The founder of 'Broke Agent Media' quipped that the biggest pro of being a realtor is that you "have a built-in excuse to get out of any social plans because real estate is 24/7, 365."

"I get invited to a Sunday brunch I don't want to go to? Open house. I get invited on a hike for Saturday morning? Inspection. I get invited to dinner? Sorry, I have a call with my clients. Realtors can get out of anything." It's so true that Simon even made an Instagram video about this phenomenon.

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However, no job is perfect. And being a realtor isn't all sunshine and roses either. "The cons about being a realtor is that it is 24/7 and you have to be available to take a call, respond to an offer, or follow up with a client wherever you are. Your success is solely determined by you," he told Bored Panda.

"There's constant anxiety and everyone is mad at you until the deal is CLOSED. To have a good career in real estate you must go all-in. No part-time bs."

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During an earlier interview with my colleague last December, he spoke about the social media project. He started posting as ‘The Broke Agent’ over seven years ago. His goal? Focusing on showing the ‘inner monologue’ of a “struggling realtor in Los Angeles.”

“As a licensed realtor, I basically started making fun of everything that was happening to me and put it online in blog form, YouTube Videos, and short-form content like memes, tweets, and Facebook posts. It blew up really quickly and now has well over half a million followers across all platforms,” he told Bored Panda previously.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there's no excuse for not being able to reach the cobwebs in the corner

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Part of Simon’s plan to grow ‘The Broke Agent’ network and platform meant creating ‘Real Estate Fails.’ So far, it’s been a roaring success and has helped strengthen the foundation of the entire brand. But it’s not all about business, views, and likes: the founder enjoys managing the account as well.

"Everyone likes looking at housing pics, especially luxury or real estate 'fails,' so it resonated with an audience outside of the real estate industry as well as real estate agents,” he told Bored Panda last year during an interview.

"Real estate agents love the account because it exposes marketing blunders, property description errors, and other mistakes agents make when uploading their marketing online. It also gives them a platform to submit all the crazy stuff they see in the field and out on showings. The account also casts a wider net on the industry, attracting contractors, appraisers, inspectors, handymen, etc.,” he said.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want a horror movie about this. Except every time she turns the lights off and back on, the toilet is closer.

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"Most of my posts come from other realtors in my DMs, but I also get submissions in my Discord, through The Broke Agent, and in our real estate Facebook pages and groups," he said that managing the community is pretty much straightforward.

“Most of the photos come from agents actually spotting these crazy fails in the field on showings, inspections, or open houses. We also have a series called #ThingsWeSeeAtShowings on The Broke Agent stories."

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Since Simon is a licensed realtor, he’s got a great eye for what might be considered to be ‘out of the ordinary’ posts that will do well online. It’s a skill that he’s sharpened over all these years of posting on social media.

He noted that the content that performs best on ‘Real Estate Fails’ includes anything related to toilets and stuff that’s provocative and/or erotic. “The audience goes crazy for it," he said. Something else that’s popular is staging fails where sellers try to cover up various issues with the house.

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The brand founder told Bored Panda that the best way to engage followers is to urge the audience to share their opinions. "The best way to [do it] on these posts is to say something in the caption like 'describe this like it's in a property description.' That way, agents can put their humorous twist on a housing feature and highlight it in a positive light like a realtor would do in their marketing,” he said.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hi, I'm your real estate agent, and you're living Disney Channel. Bum bum bum bum." And yes, I'd wave an invisible wand.

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"Our goal is to make real estate professionals laugh through the daily stress of the industry and also help improve their business with our marketing, consulting, and content platform,” Simon shared his mission with Bored Panda.

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Which of these designs made your jaws drop the most, dear Pandas? Did you actually genuinely like any of these pics and are there any halfway decent designs among the junk? Share your thoughts in the comment section.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best neighborhood crime watch program ever: they make sure burglars aren't hiding in your car

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