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While the prices leave something to be desired, browsing the real estate market can be a fun pastime or a great way to get inspired when designing your own home. It’s also a natural method to keep track of prices in general. But some listings are so confusingly bad, they have to be seen to be believed. From horrendously mismatched tiles to toilets where they absolutely shouldn’t be, the market has its fair share of bad designs.

Fortunately for posterity, this Reddit group gathers atrocious real estate listings found by internet users. So get comfortable and enjoy this collection of home design disasters and upvote your favorites. And if you want to continue seeing the horrors that some people live in, check out our other articles here, here, and here.

#1

Photographer Took Several Shots And Combined Them For Best Lighting, And We Ended Up With A Ghost Cat In The Listing Photos For My Old House!

Photographer Took Several Shots And Combined Them For Best Lighting, And We Ended Up With A Ghost Cat In The Listing Photos For My Old House!

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#2

An Apartment In London That Has No Front Door. Just A Set Of Stairs Leading Up To A Window

An Apartment In London That Has No Front Door. Just A Set Of Stairs Leading Up To A Window

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#3

Can't Really Blame Them. I Wouldn't Get Any Closer, Either

Can't Really Blame Them. I Wouldn't Get Any Closer, Either

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The actual business of real estate can be somewhat murky. Since most get a fee based on a percentage of the sale, they should, in theory, push for the best price. But as this is their main source of income, they may feel it is best to push for an earlier sale, rather than spend more time waiting for the best price for you. While this sounds conspiratorial, research shows that actual real estate brokers tend to hold their properties on the market longer than the average person. 

And if that’s not bad enough, an analysis of listings found that properties that had a real estate broker had, on average, lower sales prices than those that were unbrokered. In other words, brokers may have been responsible for lower final sales prices, as they wanted to just collect a commission and go. Now, this is obviously bad for the seller, but in this housing market, anyone that actually manages to lower the cost of a home is a hero in my eyes.

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#6

I Don’t Think He Trusts The Realtor

I Don’t Think He Trusts The Realtor

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On the other end of the spectrum, many would still prefer to use a broker. Firstly, they might help sell a property with some serious flaws, such as the plethora shown in this article. But they tend to be familiar with the legal procedures and pitfalls of selling and buying real estate, which is a great help to anyone who doesn't enjoy pouring over law books and contracts for hours. The process isn’t any more fun either. Generally, if you are selling, you probably have another place to stay, but your real estate agent has to bring random people around constantly in the hope that someone will decide to buy. Fortunately, there are some modern solutions, so you don’t have to wait around the house to let people in.

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#7

I Have No Words… A Realtor Friend In The Pacific Nw Came Across This On Their Mls

I Have No Words… A Realtor Friend In The Pacific Nw Came Across This On Their Mls

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JinxBox
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of us just see shoes inside and on kitchen counter. I find it weird there are cultures where you wear shoes inside.

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#9

Perfect For A Growing Family!?!?!

Perfect For A Growing Family!?!?!

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The more old-fashioned variant is the lock box, where a real estate agent can access the key when you aren’t around to show people around. Since the whole point of a realtor is convenience, this solution makes a lot of sense. Some Airbnbs do the same so guests can check in while the owner sleeps, or knox boxes that firefighters can use to get into a bringing building in cases where the owner isn’t on site. There are now digital variants where real estate uses verification apps to access a property.

#10

Is This A Real Estate Listing Or A Picture From The Bin Laden Compound?

Is This A Real Estate Listing Or A Picture From The Bin Laden Compound?

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Mad Dragon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Opportunity to list it on AirBnB for $100 per night +$200 Service Fee + $500 Cleaning Fee.

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#11

We Need One Picture That Will Really Make People Say "I Need To See This House"

We Need One Picture That Will Really Make People Say "I Need To See This House"

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#13

Real Estate Listing Or Crime Scene Photos???

Real Estate Listing Or Crime Scene Photos???

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#14

That Hanging Light Fixture Above Looks Pretty Dangerous

That Hanging Light Fixture Above Looks Pretty Dangerous

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#16

I See Your Pdx Airport Carpet And Raise You Pdx Art Deco Shag House Carpet

I See Your Pdx Airport Carpet And Raise You Pdx Art Deco Shag House Carpet

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#17

This Detailed Overview Photo Of A Million Dollar+ Property

This Detailed Overview Photo Of A Million Dollar+ Property

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#18

Mind If I Watch You Rinse?

Mind If I Watch You Rinse?

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LK
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like the dog's food and water is between the loo and bidet! That's even worse.

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#20

Got Some Tile Laying Around...let Me Update The Bathroom

Got Some Tile Laying Around...let Me Update The Bathroom

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R
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could have been good if they cut the tiles in smaller shapes and assembled it straighter… this is just badly done. Not a straight line… they are just lazy. One can do it with leftover tiles. But it means that one have to put in 200% more work (or even more…)

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#23

The Only Photo For A Hundred Acre Property

The Only Photo For A Hundred Acre Property

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Dizavid
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no need to show the rest; nobody survives long enough to see it anyway.

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#24

When Nature Calls, Answer

When Nature Calls, Answer

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're sitting there, how do you dial out using a rotary phone? I would strain my back.

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#27

Covering Up The Missing Tile On The Ceiling With That Sign Will Totally Help Sell This House

Covering Up The Missing Tile On The Ceiling With That Sign Will Totally Help Sell This House

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#28

Indeed, What Is Up With The Bread?

Indeed, What Is Up With The Bread?

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#29

Appreciated Warning

Appreciated Warning

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Dizavid
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever sell, I plan to do just this. This is actially a sneaky Hobbitses way of getting more offers bc adrenaline sells.

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#30

Is The Memorial And Lawn Chairs Included In The Contract?

Is The Memorial And Lawn Chairs Included In The Contract?

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#31

Bedroom Toilets And Flying Saucers

Bedroom Toilets And Flying Saucers

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#32

Hot Tub In The Living Room? Check!

Hot Tub In The Living Room? Check!

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#33

Vertical Blinds Are The Latest Bath Fixture

Vertical Blinds Are The Latest Bath Fixture

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#34

A TV Mounted In The Bathroom Of A House For Sale In My Area (Built In 2004)

A TV Mounted In The Bathroom Of A House For Sale In My Area (Built In 2004)

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Amy T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some plastics do yellow with time, especially near the sun. Anyways, get it a digital conversion box and I bet it works.

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#35

Move In Ready!

Move In Ready!

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#36

I Imagine The Agent Trying To Work With The Seller And Finally Just Saying, "Fine, Whatever"

I Imagine The Agent Trying To Work With The Seller And Finally Just Saying, "Fine, Whatever"

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#37

Great Photography

Great Photography

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Gwyn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder if some of these were rentals who would be evicted with the sale, realtor spending as little time as possible taking photos. Understandable.

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#38

Lets Us A Photoshopped Ferarri To Cover Up The Driveway Cracks

Lets Us A Photoshopped Ferarri To Cover Up The Driveway Cracks

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Ferrari really doesn't cover enough. The realtor should have used a Semi-Truck (Lorri).

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#39

The Caption Says It All

The Caption Says It All

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#40

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Spooky Scary Skeletons

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#41

Honey, Did You Remember To Barricade The Door?

Honey, Did You Remember To Barricade The Door?

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#42

This Is What It Looks Like Without My Glasses

This Is What It Looks Like Without My Glasses

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LillieMean
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a wearer of glasses, I appreciate the realistic feel. In this way, it is easier to imagine yourself living somewhere. However, my own bathroom is a bit more blurry.

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#43

You Can’t See Me. I’m Wearing Camo

You Can’t See Me. I’m Wearing Camo

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MonsterMum
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair it is quite effective. I didn't see him straight away

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#44

Steve, Didn’t You Remember That The Real Estate Agent Is Taking Pictures? Steve? Dammit, Steve

Steve, Didn’t You Remember That The Real Estate Agent Is Taking Pictures? Steve? Dammit, Steve

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#45

Oh Nice A Fireplace? Good Thing I'll Die Of Smoke Inhalation Before I Can Enjoy It

Oh Nice A Fireplace? Good Thing I'll Die Of Smoke Inhalation Before I Can Enjoy It

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#47

"Plenty Of Room For All Your Dreams, Or Nightmares..."

"Plenty Of Room For All Your Dreams, Or Nightmares..."

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Living a little dangerously ... aren't the dream catchers and chimes close to the fan? It must sound like a flock of seagulls with all that stuff moving when the fan is turned on.

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#48

So Bad, I Can't Even Think Of A Punny Title...???

So Bad, I Can't Even Think Of A Punny Title...???

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#49

Well, The Carport's A Disaster. Best Use The Instagram Filter

Well, The Carport's A Disaster. Best Use The Instagram Filter

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#51

Too Much Work To Actually Step Into The Back Yard

Too Much Work To Actually Step Into The Back Yard

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#52

Stairing Into The Abyss

Stairing Into The Abyss

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Linus G.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never seen a house that needed pressure cleaning on the inside...

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#53

Seriously! Stop It! You're Selling A House...not Photos At A Community Art Show?!?!?

Seriously! Stop It! You're Selling A House...not Photos At A Community Art Show?!?!?

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#54

I Don't Know...this House Looks Like It May Be Fun To Show!

I Don't Know...this House Looks Like It May Be Fun To Show!

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#55

Want To Make Sure That You Know We Cleaned

Want To Make Sure That You Know We Cleaned

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#56

I Feel Like This Is Where The Listing Agent Hides To Listen Into My Conversations

I Feel Like This Is Where The Listing Agent Hides To Listen Into My Conversations

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#57

"It's Like Having Your Own Little Palace."

"It's Like Having Your Own Little Palace."

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#58

Bondage Retreat. Bodily Fluids? Infused Carpet Included

Bondage Retreat. Bodily Fluids? Infused Carpet Included

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#59

Just People-Shaped Voids!

Just People-Shaped Voids!

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Dizavid
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like a person shaped void, so it's nice to know I have people to be among.

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#60

The More You Look... The Less You Want To See

The More You Look... The Less You Want To See

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#63

Couldn't You Have Waited Until The Kid Moved Out Of The Way? His Face Isn't Even Blurred On The Listing. And Let's Not Forget The Dog Licking Himself. Ugh

Couldn't You Have Waited Until The Kid Moved Out Of The Way? His Face Isn't Even Blurred On The Listing. And Let's Not Forget The Dog Licking Himself. Ugh

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#64

The More You Look The Worse It Gets

The More You Look The Worse It Gets

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#65

Thirsty?

Thirsty?

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Amy T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

May be in a place where they've had to abruptly quit using municipal water.

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#66

Got To Get The Right Angle!

Got To Get The Right Angle!

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#68

Make Sure To Get Just The Right Angle On The Kitchen Sink! Just, Why?

Make Sure To Get Just The Right Angle On The Kitchen Sink! Just, Why?

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow ... .that sink is ... soooo deep. Is that what this picture is trying to sell?

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#69

I Know The Real Estate Agent Is Here, But I Gotta Find Out About $239 Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos Taste Test

I Know The Real Estate Agent Is Here, But I Gotta Find Out About $239 Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos Taste Test

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#70

"Yep! Looks Good. Let's Get It Listed!"

"Yep! Looks Good. Let's Get It Listed!"

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#71

There's A Lot To Unpack Figuratively, A Lot To Pack Actually

There's A Lot To Unpack Figuratively, A Lot To Pack Actually

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#72

Should I Put The Dishes Away? Hide The Litter Box? Move My Mannequin Head? No? All Right I’ll Just Have A Seat

Should I Put The Dishes Away? Hide The Litter Box? Move My Mannequin Head? No? All Right I’ll Just Have A Seat

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#73

Postage Stamp For Scale…

Postage Stamp For Scale…

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Saint Thomas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took me a few seconds to understand that it's a computer screen with a tiny picture.

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#74

Unclear What The Artistic Approach Was Here

Unclear What The Artistic Approach Was Here

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#75

Google Street View + Carpet Close Up & Garage. No Interior Pix

Google Street View + Carpet Close Up & Garage. No Interior Pix

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#77

Nightmare Fuel Go Brrrrrr

Nightmare Fuel Go Brrrrrr

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#79

Is This A Trend Now?

Is This A Trend Now?

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#80

Look How Much Junk You Can Fit In The Entryway

Look How Much Junk You Can Fit In The Entryway

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Huddo's sister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the current occupants are still moving out you can't control where they need to put stuff

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#81

Dutch Tilt. When Film School Dropouts Become Realtors

Dutch Tilt. When Film School Dropouts Become Realtors

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Dizavid
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks almost like the house is sliding off the yard towards the direction of the slant.

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#82

Dude

Dude

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do know, when you clean the toilet you have to take the brush out? Next person, who backs and sits without watching is going to get a surprise.

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#83

Overexposed With Limited Exposure Of The Actual Home

Overexposed With Limited Exposure Of The Actual Home

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#84

Huge Fan Of This Photographer. They Know What To Showcase. Like The Children’s Artwork, And The Over Use Of Landscape

Huge Fan Of This Photographer. They Know What To Showcase. Like The Children’s Artwork, And The Over Use Of Landscape

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#86

This House Comes With Flooring

This House Comes With Flooring

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#87

I’m Just Gonna Leave This Here

I’m Just Gonna Leave This Here

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why ... why ... why can't you take 10 seconds and move the litter box? Guess, what? You can put it right back after the picture. Are you trying to stay in this house?

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#88

"The Pictures Tell A Story. You're Part Of That Story. Quit Running."

"The Pictures Tell A Story. You're Part Of That Story. Quit Running."

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#89

Is This Really Where You Feed The Dog?

Is This Really Where You Feed The Dog?

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Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 posts with dog food in the bathroom is too many.. What is wrong with people??

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#90

This Is Legit The Unedited Photo On Mls...the Sellers Mousepad...!?!?!?!

This Is Legit The Unedited Photo On Mls...the Sellers Mousepad...!?!?!?!

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#92

Quality TV Shot

Quality TV Shot

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reflection of the tile ... Yikes! I wonder what it's like when the sun is beaming in.

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#93

Maybe I Can See The Toilet Flush Handle Next

Maybe I Can See The Toilet Flush Handle Next

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#94

The Final Boss Of Bad Real Estate Photo

The Final Boss Of Bad Real Estate Photo

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Purple light
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who cares, it's got a lot of cats and two cool plants. I would love it.

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#96

It's Fine But You Know What'll Really Sell It? More Trash Bags

It's Fine But You Know What'll Really Sell It? More Trash Bags

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#98

Maybe It's The House That's Crooked?

Maybe It's The House That's Crooked?

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#100

Needs More Pixels

Needs More Pixels

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#101

Time Is Money...gotta Get To The Next Shot Asap. Oh, And The Dog

Time Is Money...gotta Get To The Next Shot Asap. Oh, And The Dog

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#102

Classic Middle Of The Livingroom Outlet, Nothing Unusual, But Still A Mandatory Post In Here

Classic Middle Of The Livingroom Outlet, Nothing Unusual, But Still A Mandatory Post In Here

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digitalin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not unusual, because a lot of people want a lamp on a table or something. Often it has a cover on it, though.

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#104

Just Working On The "Pre-Photo Checklist"

Just Working On The "Pre-Photo Checklist"

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#105

How Do You Not Notice Your Finger Is In This Many Pictures Before You Put It In Mls? Lol

How Do You Not Notice Your Finger Is In This Many Pictures Before You Put It In Mls? Lol

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#106

I Don't Even Know That This Is A Picture Of?

I Don't Even Know That This Is A Picture Of?

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#107

You Know That We Can See You, Right?

You Know That We Can See You, Right?

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#110

Welcome To The Sasquatch Room

Welcome To The Sasquatch Room

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#111

It’s 2021...you Don’t Have To Hide In The Closet Anymore

It’s 2021...you Don’t Have To Hide In The Closet Anymore

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#112

Exit. In Case You Get Lost In The Three Bedroom House

Exit. In Case You Get Lost In The Three Bedroom House

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Helena
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could've been a foster family and those could've been regulation.

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#113

Let’s Not Worry About Lighting, Proper Angles Or Focus, Let’s Have A Close Up Shot Of The Sooty Fireplace And Bean Bags Instead! Bonus Tornado And Indoor Pool!

Let’s Not Worry About Lighting, Proper Angles Or Focus, Let’s Have A Close Up Shot Of The Sooty Fireplace And Bean Bags Instead! Bonus Tornado And Indoor Pool!

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#114

Dirty Bra In A Wheelchair. It's A Bold Marketing Strategy, I'll Give Them That

Dirty Bra In A Wheelchair. It's A Bold Marketing Strategy, I'll Give Them That

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LK
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a 'dirty bra', it part of the wheel chair. It designed for amputees.

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