I want to live in a house with a ghost cat.

If single, I could work with this. Maybe make it a ball pit to jump into?

Just a picture to show the landscaping

Subtle, yet refined. Spacious, yet intimate.

That's actually kinda cool

Does the dog come with the house?

Some of us just see shoes inside and on kitchen counter. I find it weird there are cultures where you wear shoes inside.

I assume their prefered browser is Microsoft Edge?

Maybe for a "growing family" of a serial killer?

Opportunity to list it on AirBnB for $100 per night +$200 Service Fee + $500 Cleaning Fee.

Beautifully landscaped rock garden.

Mullet not included

Wasn't that tree in The Fifth Element?

The water seems a bit...cloudy?

At least it's clean.

At least it's not all grey and dull!

"That drone cost $5000. We're using the shot!"

It looks like the dog's food and water is between the loo and bidet! That's even worse.

3 Beds, 2 Baths, (and 1 outdoor toilet.)

This photograph makes me question the 2 baths.

I can't believe there are people who would actually post this.

As this man is marking his territory should we assume he comes with the house?

Omg...But a yard sale included a posting for selling a house ? Never heard of this.

What the hell is he doing????!!!

I will never understand why some men think it's ok to p**s at houses, into doorways, against cars etc. Worse than dogs. (Still hoping that he is just checking his phone)

The man is obviously dissatisfied with his house.

I personally do the majority of my peeing outside. Doing my part to saves water!

It could have been good if they cut the tiles in smaller shapes and assembled it straighter… this is just badly done. Not a straight line… they are just lazy. One can do it with leftover tiles. But it means that one have to put in 200% more work (or even more…)

Serial killer vibe.

Thats a basement, not the living room.

There's no need to show the rest; nobody survives long enough to see it anyway.

If you're sitting there, how do you dial out using a rotary phone? I would strain my back.

At least I would feel glamorous here.

Is it the one to the right?

Well, it does say Welcome To The Sh*tshow

They like Pole ish cooking???

If I ever sell, I plan to do just this. This is actially a sneaky Hobbitses way of getting more offers bc adrenaline sells.

I think I would leave this photo out of the listing.