"I'm not looking for a pen pal" XD ouch

Fantastic

Pears are tangible... see also the $15K fine for the realtor that drank milk from the client's jug. This one is also stupid, buyers are as enticed by eating a single pear (and seeing the bunch) as by multiple --- the next people he shows just see a nude tree.

Nathaniel died. Please do not contact again. (Don't worry pandas, I got better).

I mean, it’s just a matter of perspective

Remember as a kid you would get backdrops to decorate with stickers?

This is the least you can do

The realtor probably leaves their car door open and key inside to get to work quicker in the morning.

The bulk is smarter positioning of camera and slightly different lens length, to avoid the left pole and most overhead cables. But I love the long-term sunny weather, with rain-drenched asphalt.

What an idiot. Couldn't even use a glass. Has to poison the whole family. Gross!

Nathaniel is a fantastic panda, the most well loved and humorous of all the pandas. 5 stars for Nathaniel.

Hardly noticeable, this is some top class Photoshop work.

Slenderman's toilet

It doubles as a bath.

If he was THAT active to buy your property I would start thinking why he wants it so badly?

I found out about the car I don't have is ripe for an extended warranty.

She doesn't match the decor.

Au contraire, this is an honest photo. All items shown are at property: A floor, decrepit walls, better-looking neighbour, dreary yard.

My invited what?

Kind, for an estate agent.

I'm curious, though. As far as I can tell, the realtor bought a house at below- market value that the bank had (cold-heartedly) foreclosed on. At that point, the old man COULDN'T have gotten his house back, unless he came up with money he didn't have. If someone else had bought it, they likely would not have rented it to the old man and he would be out of a home. What would be more ethical for the buyer to do? Buy the home and give the deed to the old man? Let him live there rent-free? Not buy the foreclosed property at all? Pay off the man's debt herself? I'm not asking rhetorically. Assuming the bank is in the wrong, what should a person do in this situation to make it better? I think maybe free or reduced rent for life would be more generous? But maybe not feasible? What do you all think?

That seems like a lot of money for a total disaster!

I've seen this on Zillow. One agent took close-up pictures of the flowers outside like it was an artistic photo shoot. This isn't your opportunity to show off your artistic skills. I just want to see what the bathroom looks like.

I think I'm going to have put my phone down, because I'm using far too much bad language, at this rate I'll run out by elevenses

Perhaps it is a teeny tiny house?

Sorry, what?

Pay someone to do it you penny pinching arsewipe.

That's hilarious. When people get my name wrong, that pretty much shuts down my desire for doing business. If you can't remember the name of the person you are meeting with, how can you be trusted with anything where details are important? (Almost canceled a surgery because the doctor said my last name as my first name. My wife had to convince me to stay.)

Looks like you are writing an elaborate and funny comment. I am sorry, but the language you are using goes against my terms and I cannot provide a response.

I don't even respond to these. I just block and junk them.

15 million Jamaican Dollars is US 96,000, so try offering that. 🙂

Yeah, haha 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

This would be a deal breaker for me. Text or we're through.

At least the photoshopping here is better than the other pics with the photoshopped furniture

This is how he found out at 9:01 that his mom is selling their house!

Is it just me that's annoyed that the person who wrote the listing couldn't be bothered to use full words? If I came across this listing it would put me off

What's à club cadet?

Maybe the deal fell through and this $650 is what it sold for eventually.

"Oct 27, 2017. First of all we would like to extend our deepest condolences to your family. It was brought to our attention from one of our dearest friends/clients that you may potentially be looking to sell his beautiful home. Our client may be interested. Please, if there is any interest in selling, give us a call at your convenience and we would be happy to discuss. He has sold his home and has a flexible closing up to the end of June if need be. Again our condolences. Fondly, [blank]."

You know, it's actually spot on... Mort-GAG this is waaay to much to be paying for a house! 🤢

This! Same in France. Our neighbourhood became uber attractive post COVID and those people are bombing us with flyers to encourage us to sell. We have a "stop pub" sticker ("stop/no advertisement") on our mailbox. I caught some of them in the act on three different occasions and called them out. "It's not an ad, it's information/an opportunity" seems to be their generic answer.

Passive aggressive much?

Make up your mind which *state* the property is in, let alone which locality

Stupid sexy Stephen!

Looks like new construction. The top pic, which appears to be the same model house in another area, is showing what it will look like when it's finished. That, and why is BP regurgitating 10 year old Reddit posts

Oh no! Every greedy a*s selfish mf that participated should be held accountable. This sucks

We did all the viewings on our last house ourself, it's fairly normal here because estate agents work Monday-Friday 9 to 5 and shockingly many people buying houses are at work then.

If you check the location, it is actually in China. Foreigners are only allowed to live in approved locations. It being China they can fudge the paperwork enough as long as the person won't stand out too much.

Where is it fixed? I still see mold.