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121 Bad Pick-Up Lines That Should’ve Never Seen Daylight

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Pick-up lines are an undying form of art. They truly are! How else would you describe humanity's wish to fit the perfect first impression, a dash of mystique, and a whole lot of intrigue into just one or two mega-short sentences? See, it truly is art! And while on the trial and error path of concocting the best pick-up line there ever was, lots of things can go awry, and loads of bad pick-up lines see daylight. And this list is dedicated to exactly that - the worst pick-up lines ever. Read it as a scholarly article, learn these stupid pick-up lines, and never use them, even if your dear life depends on it!

Of course, some of these funny pick-up lines are so bad they are good, but if you're ever tempted to use them, wait until you've solidified your relationship and are pretty certain that the line and your S.O.’s sense of humor are thoroughly compatible. If unsure - proceed with something less precarious. The best thing to do with these terrible pick-up lines, though, would be to study the reasons why they are so bad and come up with something entirely different. That way, you'll know that your pick-up line is safe to use.

Ready to check out our blacklist of horrible pick-up lines? If so, scroll on down below and read them in their full glory. Be sure to rate the pick-up lines by their horribleness, and share this article with anyone who you think would have a thing or two to learn from them!

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#1

You must be so tired after running through my mind all day.

19points

Ahimsa Soul 2 years ago

This sounds classic!

3points

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#2

NASA called. They said you’re out of this world.

18points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

Wow!

0points

#3

You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot, and I want s’more.

16points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

I'd laugh in their face. Loudly

2points

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#4

I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

15points

Louie 2 years ago

what in the my hero academia fandom is this 😥

8points

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#5

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

14points

An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

Kinda creepy to walk up to someone and say that ngl

2points

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#6

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

14points

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#7

Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?

14points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

keep walking boy your never going to get me

2points

#8

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

14points

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#9

I would say God Bless You, but he CLEARLY already did.

14points

#10

Excuse me. I think you dropped something. Nevermind, it’s just my jaw.

13points

Zaphod_000 2 years ago

but he dropped it?????

1point

#11

Are you a dictionary?

Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

13points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

No I'm a thesaurus

1point

#12

Remember me?

Oh, that’s right. I’ve only met you in my dreams.

13points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

Why did I read it like it was a burn?

3points

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#13

Are you a time traveler?

Because I see you in my future!

13points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

As what? Your ex?

2points

#14

You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

13points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

because you are so flipping ugly

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#15

Well, here I am. You have two more wishes.

13points

Dawn ;))) 2 years ago (edited)

Alright who’s gonna tell him

1point

#16

Just so you know, I wrote a complaint to Spotify – you totally deserved this week’s hottest single.

13points

#17

My favorite word is menu… It has me n u.

13points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

I see what you did there.

2points

#18

When I text you good night later, what phone number should I use?

12points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

1 800 - don't call me it's the middle of the night

0points

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#19

Are you a banana?

Because you are very appealing.

11points

Lee Macro 2 years ago

Is it used to for scale??

3points

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#20

Uh-oh! If you’re down here, who’s running heaven?

11points

LooneyLovegood 2 years ago

Heaven Wouldn't be the only thing running...

1point

#21

Are your parents bakers?

Because you’re a cutie pie!

11points

#22

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.

11points

Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago

The english keyboard did it for you, take a look if you don’t believe me :)

3points

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#23

I’m going to need a library card because I definitely need to check you out.

11points

#24

Can I borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back!

11points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

Heard it.

0points

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#25

I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

11points

#26

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

11points

#27

You must be yogurt because I’m dying to spoon you.

10points

#28

Are you my appendix?

I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

10points

#29

Want a fig? How about a date?

10points

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#30

I just learned about some great dates in history. Wanna be the next one?

10points

#31

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

10points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

So I'd be greasy under cooked poorly put together and overall undesirable. Just saying

3points

#32

Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

10points

#33

You know what you would look really beautiful in?

My arms.

10points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

Heard it..... Didn't work

1point

#34

Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

10points

#35

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

10points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

Fell? I jumped from that dump

2points

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#36

Your hand looks heavy — can I hold it for you?

10points

#37

I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.

10points

Claire Pusey 2 years ago

Aww this one’s kinda sweet

0points

#38

Are you a loan?

‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

10points

#39

Are you a neuron?

Because you’ve got some action potential.

10points

#40

If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.

10points

Anonymouse 2 years ago

And if you said that, you'd be right (get it? RIGHT? Like a right trian--you know what, I'll just show myself out)

6points

#41

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

10points

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#42

Can you take oﬀ your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

10points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

Er...that's creepy

2points

#43

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

9points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

I'm already nothing because I'm not some fake person in Hollywood

1point

#44

Are you certified in CPR?

Because you just took my breath away.

9points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

That is the exact oposite of what CPR does.

3points

#45

Are you Alexa?

Because you’re the answer to all my questions.

9points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

sorry im having a trouble understanding. plz try a little later

5points

#46

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

9points

#47

Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

9points

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#48

Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember. Your name was in the dictionary right next to the term “gorgeous”!

9points

#49

If you were an Autobot, you’d be Optimus FINE.

9points

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

What are either of those?

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#50

Do you have a Band-Aid?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

9points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

Yeah me too when I crawled out of hell

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#51

I have two percent battery left, and I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

9points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

Nope

0points

#52

From one to America, how free are you tonight?

9points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

From no freedom to no freedom essentially

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#53

Do you like cheese?

If you get with me I’ll show you a gouda time.

9points

Bre 2 years ago

Sorry I'm lactose intolerant

0points

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#54

Are you a camera?

Because each time I look at you, I smile.

9points

#55

Was your father an alien?

Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

9points

#56

I went to my doctor, and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!

9points

#57

Were you forged by Sauron?

Because you’re my precious.

9points

#58

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still roam the earth, right?

9points

An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

Give me all your money if I'm wrong...

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#59

Are you made of nitroglycerin?

Because girl, you’re dynamite!

9points

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#60

You must be a magician.

Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

9points

#61

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

9points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

And you'd still be single and even more broke.

2points

#62

If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

9points

#63

God was really showing off when he made you!

9points

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

He was showing off his comedy skills

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#64

Your middle name has to be Gillette, right?

Because you’re definitely the best a man can get!

8points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

Not the man who said that.

2points

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#65

Ma’am, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar–you’re melting all the ice.

8points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

That's great news for you because you sound thirsty.

1point

#66

I’d ask you to the movies, but they don’t allow us to take in snacks.

8points

#67

Hey, can you tie your shoes?

Because I wouldn’t want you to fall for anybody else.

8points

#68

Is your name Ariel?

Because we Mermaid for each other.

8points

#69

Are you a drummer?

Because my heart’s beating faster now.

8points

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#70

If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be a thousand beaches.

8points

#71

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

8points

#72

Call the CDC – your smile is contagious!

8points

#73

You’re like the Renaissance after the Dark Ages. You light up my world!

8points

#74

I’ve got forks and I’ve got knives. All I need is a little spoon.

8points

Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago

Aww

1point

#75

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

8points

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#76

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

8points

An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

*hands glass of water* please go away

2points

#77

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

8points

#78

I seem to have lost my number — can I have yours?

8points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

Nope

0points

#79

Are you Google?

You have everything I’ve been searching for.

8points

#80

This may be cheesy but I think you’re grate.

8points

#81

Is your name Earl Grey?

Because you look like a hot-tea!

8points

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#82

If you were a booger, I’d pick you.

8points

Noho 2000 2 years ago

No f*****g way. If that line has ever been used, then all hope is lost and we should just let the next close asteroid finish us off.

6points

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#83

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

8points

#84

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

8points

An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

'When we met, you were pretty and I was lonely.. Now I'm pretty lonely' - Lemony Snicket Reminded me of that for some reason, I love his quotes to Beatrice

3points

#85

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

8points

#86

Wow. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

7points

#87

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

7points

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#88

Do you drink milk?

It sure did your body good.

7points

#89

Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

7points

#90

Hey girl–sprechen zi Deutsche?

Because I want to be GerMAN.

7points

#91

When you’re not around my heart is like swiss cheese — full of holes.

7points

#92

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

7points

#93

If you were a chicken, you would be impeccable.

7points

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#94

Are you a carbon sample?

Because I want to date you.

7points

#95

Do you work at Dick’s?

Because you’re sporting the goods!

7points

#96

Were we just talking? No? Well, can we start?

7points

#97

If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.

7points

#98

Do you like Star Wars?

Because Yoda only one for me!

7points

#99

I’m good at math; I can replace your X, and you wouldn’t need to find out Y.

7points

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#100

I know it’s shocking, but I’m awful at flirting. What do you say to trying to pick me up instead?

7points

#101

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

7points

#102

Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

7points

#103

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to give you kids.

6points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

no no no no no nope

1point

#104

You must be from Nashville because you’re the only ten I see.

6points

#105

If you were words on a page, you would be the fine print.

6points

Wren Hard 2 years ago

Always ignored

0points

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#106

I’m in the mood for pizza – a pizza you!

6points

#107

Is your dad Liam Neeson?

Because I’m Taken with you.

6points

#108

Excuse me – do you have an extra heart?

Mine was just stolen.

6points

#109

Was your dad a boxer?

Because you’re a knockout!

6points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

No he wasn't but I am. So don't get out of line.

0points

#110

Would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

6points

#111

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!

6points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

Must have been a child that said that first. 😒

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#112

I bet you didn’t know that you and the earth have something in common. You and the planet are both getting hotter each year!

6points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

This is sad if you think about it.

1point

#113

Are you a witch?

Because you’ve enchanted me!

6points

#114

If you were an American president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

6points

#115

Were you a Boy Scout?

You’ve tied my heart in a knot.

6points

#116

Are you in a band?

Your voice is music to my ears.

6points

#117

Did we take a class together?

I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

6points

Becca Kuehn 2 years ago

😒😂

0points

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#118

Are you a marsupial?

Because you meet all of my koalafications.

5points

#119

You must be a perfect test because I want to take you home and show you to my momma.

5points

#120

You must be Thomas Paine because we are Common Sense together.

5points

#121

It’s a really pretty day outside – nature must be jealous of you.

5points

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I’m a visual editor at Bored Panda. My work is to find or create visuals for articles about home and design. I enjoy making small illustrations and improving my skills in Adobe Illustrator. After work, I try to do something active like running, yoga, cycling, or skateboarding, mostly because it allows me to spend more time outdoors and not sitting behind my desk.

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

You were right- most of these should've never seen the light of day XD

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

Imma use them for cleverbot

0points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

How about, ¨How did you get through airport security, because you´re the bomb¨

0points

An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

You were right- most of these should've never seen the light of day XD

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago

Imma use them for cleverbot

0points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

How about, ¨How did you get through airport security, because you´re the bomb¨

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