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The Middle Ages aren’t just about heroic knights and epic battles. If there’s one thing that never fails to boost our mood, it’s medieval art! It’s colorful, creative, quirky, and goofy, and it showcases how the artists had to use every ounce of their imagination and stylistic skills to draw animals and monsters they may or may not have seen with their own two eyes. The results? Often incredibly bizarre but undeniably entertaining.

Our team at Bored Panda has collected some of the finest specimens of peculiar medieval art from every nook and cranny on the internet. We’ve found some of the strangest renditions of real animals and mythical creatures to confuse and amuse you, Pandas, so scroll down to check them out.

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My Favorite Picture I Took At The Louvre. I Call It "Freaked Out Lion Is Getting His Nails Done"

My Favorite Picture I Took At The Louvre. I Call It "Freaked Out Lion Is Getting His Nails Done"

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A Dog Riding A Bunny Spear-Fighting A Bunny Who Is Riding A Snail With The Head Of Rick Rubin

A Dog Riding A Bunny Spear-Fighting A Bunny Who Is Riding A Snail With The Head Of Rick Rubin

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The medieval era started in the 5th Century with the collapse of Roman civilization, lasting all the way to the Renaissance. When exactly the Middle Ages ended varies depending on what historian you talk to.

The Encyclopædia Britannica notes that some researchers see the Renaissance period starting in the 13th century, while others argue that it began in the 14th or even 15th centuries.

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If The Bear Is Brown, Lay Down. If It's Black, Fight Back. If It's White, Goodnight. And If It's Medieval, Climb The Smallest Tree Available, Totally Naked

If The Bear Is Brown, Lay Down. If It's Black, Fight Back. If It's White, Goodnight. And If It's Medieval, Climb The Smallest Tree Available, Totally Naked

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Seems Like Lions Had More Character Back In The Day

Seems Like Lions Had More Character Back In The Day

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Broadly speaking, the things that defined the end of the Middle Ages included the breakup of feudal structures, the rise of secular education, the strengthening of city-states in Italy, as well as the rise of national monarchies in England, France, and Spain. The Renaissance looked all the way back to the Classical age for inspiration.

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One of the most widely known social media projects that features wonky medieval illustrations is ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ (@WeirdMedieval), a fantastic account on X (formerly Twitter) that shares peculiar-looking medieval illustrations. The project has gotten so popular over the years that there’s even a podcast and a book out.

The person behind the ingenious ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ account is Olivia M. Swarthout (@tochterzwiebel). She started the project back in 2019. In the 5 years since its inception, the account has grown by leaps and bounds.

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In mid-2022, it boasted just shy of 100k followers on X (still Twitter back then). However, now, in 2024, a jaw-dropping 678k people from all around the world now follow it on the social network.

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Hare Riding A Hound With A Trained Snail Of Prey, Before 1390

Hare Riding A Hound With A Trained Snail Of Prey, Before 1390

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#12

Someone Tried To Paint A Catfish

Someone Tried To Paint A Catfish

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DadManBlues
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a sailor told the painter he saw a sea lion but the painter had no f××king idea what a sea lion was.

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As word about the ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ internet sensation spread, the creator started a podcast by the same name together with Aran, a historian.

The founder of the project, Olivia, even published a book in late 2023, titled ‘Weird Medieval Guys: How to Live, Laugh, Love (and Die) in Dark Times.’

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Medieval Boar With Pants

Medieval Boar With Pants

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Lotekguy
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if this one was done with some satirical message? Looks like a way to mock someone in a position of power and privilege.

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#14

They Definitely Knew How A Dog Looked Like

They Definitely Knew How A Dog Looked Like

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David
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Patron: "Hi, it's me again. Remember you painted Attacking Frog for me?" Artist: "Ah yes, 'many boobies' I remember." Patron: "Well this time I just want one breast. But super close up with a giant nipple. But again, remember, people can't know it is my porn." Artist: No problem. I'll add a creepy uncanny valley looking dog that will make people want to avert their eyes and forget they saw it. And I'll even add the silhouette of a bush which can be a kind of double entendre joke between us.: Patron: "You're the best!"

UKGrandad
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*WHAT* a dog looked like or *HOW* a dog looked. It really isn't that difficult.

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Sharkie
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country, you can say "my boss is a dog", meaning he is mean or too hard on you or he is really adamant about this one thing. I can see something like this in that picture.

HappyBink
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am starting to think this is actually how these animals looked back then, and they have been so modified and evolved to what they are today..

Major Harris
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i bet this was the inspiration for the human headed dog in 1979's "invasion of the body snatchers"! photo_2020...023ff9.jpg photo_2020-08-24_22-38-03-66dcc78023ff9.jpg

G A
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't got a dog to pose for my painting. Ah, no problem, use my Uncle Ron, he's an ugly f****r....

Rae Reyn
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the thing that sits in the corner and watches you sleep

_-DungeonKeeper-_
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I've seen a dog before! "But you're blind" I've imagined a dog before!

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Olivia, who created ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ half a decade ago, previously told Bored Panda all about the project and the inspiration behind it. She shared that she did some graphic design for a magazine at her university. In one issue, she used a lot of medieval imagery.

“I spent a lot of time online looking for images from medieval manuscripts to incorporate into the project, and I was amazed at the works that I found. Not just the art itself, but also the extent to which these priceless, one-of-a-kind manuscripts and documents have been digitized and cataloged online for anyone across the world to browse,” she told us during an earlier interview.

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Lion, France, 15th Century

Lion, France, 15th Century

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Cats' Life During Medieval Times

Cats' Life During Medieval Times

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Olivia explained that accessing these sorts of medieval works of art from centuries ago is easy these days. In the past, however, it would have been incredibly difficult to do. She wanted to share some of the enjoyment she felt with everyone else.

“Because I found so many pieces that I thought were extremely funny and endearing and could only send so many of them to my friends before they got sick of me, I also liked the idea that I could connect with other people online about how cool the art is,” she said.

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Love Depictions Of Lions From Countries That Clearly Don't Have Lions

Love Depictions Of Lions From Countries That Clearly Don't Have Lions

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Looks Like A Demon. Kind Of Like Cats Are Now

Looks Like A Demon. Kind Of Like Cats Are Now

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Of course, ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ is far from the only project to bring weird medieval art into the spotlight. This sort of content has been incredibly popular on social media for many years now. There are tons of accounts and projects dedicated to showcasing the strangest works of art from the Middle Ages. However, not many of them are as successful as Olivia’s account on X.

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“Most of what I post is from the eras that are referred to as the High Middle Ages and Late Middle Ages, which encompass approximately the 11th to the 16th century. I do think that this period of time is very unique from a Western art historical standpoint because the printing press had not yet been invented, so all books were written out by hand and often included notes and doodles that were added in spontaneously by scribes who never thought these additions would be seen by the general public,” the founder of the project told us earlier.

“Therefore, we have a huge amount of content from this era that reflects the humor and thoughts of (somewhat) average people. And when we look at what they created, we actually find that a lot of it contradicts how we view the 'Dark' Ages.”

#23

At Least They Tried To Depict A Frog

At Least They Tried To Depict A Frog

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Patron: "I want you to draw me a naked woman with a ton of boobies giving me a hickey! But, I don't want people to know it is porn." Artist: "No problem. Attacking Frog it is. You can pick it up Thursday.'

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#24

An Elephant Protecting Her Baby From A Dragon, 14th Century

An Elephant Protecting Her Baby From A Dragon, 14th Century

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Compared to the other elephants in this post, this one looks almost believable.

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“There’s a perception that the Middle Ages was a very solemn, bleak era for humanity, and nowadays, we perceive medieval culture as extremely religious, superstitious, backward, and repressive. Much of the art that was created in that period has a reputation for being strange and ugly. So, we don’t expect to see ourselves in it, not in the same way that we can relate very emotionally to more conventionally beautiful art,” the founder said.

“When we look at, say, a drawing of a cat playing an organ, it’s easy to imagine it being endearing to its creator 600 years ago in the same way it is today, that it brought people the same kind of joy then as it does now. And I think we as humans enjoy how art and humor bridge that gap,” she told us.

“One of my personal guiding principles of internet use is that, often, you get back out what you put in, so I think by trying to keep the account pretty lighthearted and wholesome, I’ve attracted very kind-hearted feedback.”

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#26

This Beaver With A Fish Tail

This Beaver With A Fish Tail

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Lion, England, 1390-1460

Lion, England, 1390-1460

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Widdershins66
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the Crown, the Lion beat the Unicorn all around town, some gave them white bread and some gave them brown, some gave them plum cake and drummed them out of town. 🦁 🦄

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According to Olivia, lots of internet users seem to identify very much with the animals and monsters that she posts. “I love scrolling through everyone’s comments about who a creature is or what they’re doing. Even though I’m just a third party facilitating interaction with other people’s art, a lot of followers have left extremely sweet messages saying that my account brightens their day and that they look forward to my posts,” she said.

Among some of her followers are actual medieval art and history researchers, which just goes to show how successful ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ has gotten. “There are people of all ages and from around the world whose comments I luckily get to read and understand due to the magic of internet translation.”

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She added: “I’m so glad that even though what I post is pretty silly, and I’m not an authority on medieval art whatsoever, so many different people are able to come together over my account! I’m really thankful for everyone who’s supported me, and I have so many more weird medieval guys that I can’t wait to share.

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Medieval Monkeys Being Medieval Bros With A Medieval Kitten

Medieval Monkeys Being Medieval Bros With A Medieval Kitten

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Which of these medieval illustrations did you like the most? Which ones made you smile and giggle the hardest?

Do you think you’d be able to do a better job at painting these creatures if you were suddenly transported back in time? What do you like the most about the Middle Ages? We can’t wait to hear your thoughts!

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#31

This Leopard That's Clearly Distraught Over His Misrepresentation

This Leopard That's Clearly Distraught Over His Misrepresentation

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David
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It kind of looks like in the morning they drew the tail, s*****m (edit, BALLSACK, because correct terms are bad. ) and feet. Then they went to lunch and had a few martinis and then finished off the rest in the afternoon.

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A Whale, 13th Century

A Whale, 13th Century

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StPaul9
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Possibly representing St Brendan, who is said to have sought the most isolated part of the world he could find for a monastery. According to the story, they found an island which turned out to be either a giant turtle or a giant fish and dived, nearly killing them.

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#34

This Owl With A Human Face

This Owl With A Human Face

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Why Do Medieval Cats Look Like Fully Grown Adults?

Why Do Medieval Cats Look Like Fully Grown Adults?

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Rowan Kohler
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I can say about this is that it’s female. Red and black on a cat is XX only. Unless it’s born defective (possibly here) with XXY chromosomes making it look like a sterile male. It also looks high.

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#39

This Is Supposed To Be A Crocodile

This Is Supposed To Be A Crocodile

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#40

Four Rats Rowing A Little Boat In The 14th Century France

Four Rats Rowing A Little Boat In The 14th Century France

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From The Cover Of My Medieval Literature Textbook

From The Cover Of My Medieval Literature Textbook

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Stephanie Did It
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too stoned to notice the danger of those attacking subterranean babies

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The Best Depiction Of Ants

The Best Depiction Of Ants

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Space Invader
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was gonna say, at least they got the number of legs right. Then I noticed the top-down ones... Sigh

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#47

A Chorus Line Of Camels

A Chorus Line Of Camels

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Don't listen to me
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canels are not bad. Do you suppose the shading is an attempt at perspective or at least distance.

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Owl Fight By Godfrey Of Viterbo, Italy 13th Century

Owl Fight By Godfrey Of Viterbo, Italy 13th Century

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#49

This 15th Century Drawing Of A Greyhound Is An Undisputed Masterclass In Stylisation

This 15th Century Drawing Of A Greyhound Is An Undisputed Masterclass In Stylisation

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Wild Cats, 1485

Wild Cats, 1485

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