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The Middle Ages aren’t just about heroic knights and epic battles. If there’s one thing that never fails to boost our mood, it’s medieval art! It’s colorful, creative, quirky, and goofy, and it showcases how the artists had to use every ounce of their imagination and stylistic skills to draw animals and monsters they may or may not have seen with their own two eyes. The results? Often incredibly bizarre but undeniably entertaining.

Our team at Bored Panda has collected some of the finest specimens of peculiar medieval art from every nook and cranny on the internet. We’ve found some of the strangest renditions of real animals and mythical creatures to confuse and amuse you, Pandas, so scroll down to check them out.

#1

My Favorite Picture I Took At The Louvre. I Call It "Freaked Out Lion Is Getting His Nails Done"

My Favorite Picture I Took At The Louvre. I Call It "Freaked Out Lion Is Getting His Nails Done"

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Max Fox
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

St Jerome removing a thorn from a lion's paw.

martin734
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never heard of St Jerome but didn't Androcles do this first?

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07000
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more important question is, why is he freaked out? Is it because it's his first time at the nail salon? Or is it because the color he chose doesn't match his coat color?

Daniel Atkins
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So tell me how is it going with that lioness friend?

Russell Tilling
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The man has such a well-painted face. He must have been on holiday when the lion’s eyes got painted!

Manana Man
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously the artist had skill (man's face) but I wonder if he had ever seen a lion. Look like a man in a lion suit.

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Tiny Dancer
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to."

Rodney Bowie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's very likely Jones saw this image and thought of it for Bugs Bunny. But, yes, your comment is exactly what went through my mind when I saw this picture.

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Rowan Kohler
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn’t be giving a smacked out Lion a pedicure but maybe it makes him feel better.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No! Not that shade! I distinctly asked for blushing rose, not rose blushing!

Abel
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inspiration for the coward lion character.

Wisteria Bookworm
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me when the nail artist tells me the cost of it all while doing my nails:

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    #2

    A Dog Riding A Bunny Spear-Fighting A Bunny Who Is Riding A Snail With The Head Of Rick Rubin

    A Dog Riding A Bunny Spear-Fighting A Bunny Who Is Riding A Snail With The Head Of Rick Rubin

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else do you immortalize your dreams.

    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know what the artist was smoking, but can I have some?

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    AnnaB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's been eating those funny mushrooms...

    Rae Reyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rabbits are featured in illuminated manuscripts, frequently as the "bad guy". Wealthy people in England in the middle ages used keep rabbits for meat. But rabbits are very bad at staying in their warrens and also bad a population control. So they had an epidemic of rabbits destroying the gardens that lower classes (and monasteries) depended on for food. Snails were also no friend to people who depend on cabbage for a staple in their diet.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look out! It's the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog .

    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother Leonardo must have eaten those magical mushrooms he found by the monastery.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is my favourite. Why can't I dream about things like this?

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist has a pretty loose grasp on how a snail moves. /J

    geezeronthehill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere I've read that fir the monks grinding away lettering manuscripts, the chance to illuminate part of the page was like a mini vacation. Can you imagine the hand cramps from working with a quill pen all day?

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fungi that grew on these old manucrips made everybody a fun guy.

    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's more jousting. Maybe.

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    #3

    Pigs vs. Elephants, France, 1420-1425

    Pigs vs. Elephants, France, 1420-1425

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    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notce the hooves on the elephants ?

    M H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may ot may not have seen elefants before

    Child of the Stars
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that yes, this is exactly how I would've pictured elephants if I'd only ever heard descriptions!

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    Victor Botha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the trumpet trunks on the elephants 🤣🤣

    Nevid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word from an elephant trunk in French is "trompe". If you add a diminutive to it, you get "trompette", which is the French word for a trumpet.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it had been hundreds of years since Hannibal crossed the Alps with them.

    Pedantic Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs were used against elephants in wars back then as it was believed that their squeal frightened them. Unfortunately, they were sometimes set on fire to achieve this squeal. Guessing the artist had only heard about elephants and never seen them.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weird trunks catch your eye and then you realize they have cloven feet.

    Susun Wilson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering wild boars, not so far fetched!

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫ Tusk ♫ Just say that you want me ♫

    Aballi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure, I totally know what an elephant looks like..."

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    The medieval era started in the 5th Century with the collapse of Roman civilization, lasting all the way to the Renaissance. When exactly the Middle Ages ended varies depending on what historian you talk to.

    The Encyclopædia Britannica notes that some researchers see the Renaissance period starting in the 13th century, while others argue that it began in the 14th or even 15th centuries.

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    #4

    If The Bear Is Brown, Lay Down. If It's Black, Fight Back. If It's White, Goodnight. And If It's Medieval, Climb The Smallest Tree Available, Totally Naked

    If The Bear Is Brown, Lay Down. If It's Black, Fight Back. If It's White, Goodnight. And If It's Medieval, Climb The Smallest Tree Available, Totally Naked

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny placement of that blue branch!

    FreeTheUnicorn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a lot more like a porcupine than a bear. They love in trees.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in Europe they don't. Occur, or indeed, climb trees.

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    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a branch or are you just happy to see me?

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hump tree branch?

    Laura Gillette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude looks like he's flirting and beckoning that bear

    Jenn Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know BP is full of math and science whizzes with explanations of cool stuff. Where's our art history buffs, Pandas? I need to know about this one!

    Danni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a "come hither" hand placement

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think of "the dice man"? 😄

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    #5

    Medieval Paintings Of Cats Are Weird

    Medieval Paintings Of Cats Are Weird

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you can't argue they didn't have cats to study from. And they STILL f****d them up.

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this same reason, I will never try to draw a realistic cat again.

    Jordan Croff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval painters weren't good with animal and baby faces for some reason.

    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not medieval. much later.

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    #6

    Seems Like Lions Had More Character Back In The Day

    Seems Like Lions Had More Character Back In The Day

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle, the haunch looks like a dog and with the long tail tucked under - maybe it's a whippet. But then you go down the bottom of the rear legs and it looks more like a goat or something.

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    Verena Fiori-Jambor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these paintings are based on descriptions of the actual animal, it’s not like they had Zoos these days

    Rowan Kohler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how animals seem to be represented by someone who knew someone that knew someone that heard about what a lion may look like.

    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you paint me a Lion? You do know what a Lion looks like Don't you? Artist = A Lion, yeah, course I do.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that in a Jon Lovitz voice, continuing with "my wife, Morgan Fairchild, had one as a pet!" (Not proud of that reflex. Just reporting its existence )

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    AussieTolkein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's a lion - look at the goat-like back legs. But idk, whatever.

    Aballi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure, I totally know what a lion looks like..."

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a wiener dog mixed with a lion.

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    Broadly speaking, the things that defined the end of the Middle Ages included the breakup of feudal structures, the rise of secular education, the strengthening of city-states in Italy, as well as the rise of national monarchies in England, France, and Spain. The Renaissance looked all the way back to the Classical age for inspiration.

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    #7

    These Breathtaking Horses

    These Breathtaking Horses

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    Jocelyn Webster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing at the dead knight more.

    Pieter LeGrande
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few observations: the second horse is standing on top of his knight, protecting him from further attack by the first knight who is holding his heavy lance like he would a pencil, and simultaneously holding so many shields he must have four arms.

    Ali Sherlock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "quit stabbing me, I'm trying to mourn"

    May
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'horse' has a Monday morning mood

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How my horse feels like when I've gained a bit of weight. :)

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That horse is so constipated it's going to explode

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    #8

    He Looks So Careless

    He Looks So Careless

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    DadManBlues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dangerous to lick your balls with that crown on your head

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like his mind was blown so hard that even the crown exploded.

    Maisey Myles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for some crazy cat ladies

    2econdSelf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this is how my cat sees herself. "Hahaha, I'm Queen and you know it."

    AnnaKooo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna have this tattooed on my skin :D

    #9

    Medieval Goofy?

    Medieval Goofy?

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    Paul Rabit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like Medieval Santa's Little Helper!

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that you, Uncle Mad-Eye? I didn't know that you were an Animagus.

    Rowan Kohler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow what were we doing to dog breeding back then.

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    One of the most widely known social media projects that features wonky medieval illustrations is ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ (@WeirdMedieval), a fantastic account on X (formerly Twitter) that shares peculiar-looking medieval illustrations. The project has gotten so popular over the years that there’s even a podcast and a book out.

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    The person behind the ingenious ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ account is Olivia M. Swarthout (@tochterzwiebel). She started the project back in 2019. In the 5 years since its inception, the account has grown by leaps and bounds.

    In mid-2022, it boasted just shy of 100k followers on X (still Twitter back then). However, now, in 2024, a jaw-dropping 678k people from all around the world now follow it on the social network.

    #10

    Hare Riding A Hound With A Trained Snail Of Prey, Before 1390

    Hare Riding A Hound With A Trained Snail Of Prey, Before 1390

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a fork-tongued sighthound to boot. But I AM impressed by the snail of prey.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are vicious little bleeders. Never give up. Never catch up to anything, but they'll hunt down your corpse when you've died of old age.

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    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Snails of Prey, I saw them open for Metallica!

    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The titles on these are awesome.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hare resorted to cheating when he realized the tortoise was in the lead.

    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love that the hare is going hawking with a snail!

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man alive. There must've been A LOT of ergot mold on the rye causing hallucinations back then.

    Nuku Nyara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh my dreams have come true, I need to get myself a trained snail of prey🤩🙏

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little snail seems to be enjoying the ride

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    #11

    Weird Medieval Bat

    Weird Medieval Bat

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    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the abstract version.

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crossover of a bat, a fan, and a league of pickpockets.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attempt at 'bullet time' bat portrait

    Rowan Kohler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that many arms it could likely only glide or crawl… still nightmare fuel.

    #12

    Someone Tried To Paint A Catfish

    Someone Tried To Paint A Catfish

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    DadManBlues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a sailor told the painter he saw a sea lion but the painter had no f××king idea what a sea lion was.

    Paulina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spot on 🎯 That's exactly how most of those weirdos came to be! People coming from travels abroad were telling monks/historians about what they saw and learned, and those scribes did their best to make notes. They just couldn't comprehend wonders of other worlds and/or worked with very basic descriptions. Hence animals that look like combinations of what Europeans knew:)

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    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutest catfish ever. Would swipe right.

    UnpopularPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://kardiologn.livejournal.com/1825964.html

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    As word about the ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ internet sensation spread, the creator started a podcast by the same name together with Aran, a historian.

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    The founder of the project, Olivia, even published a book in late 2023, titled ‘Weird Medieval Guys: How to Live, Laugh, Love (and Die) in Dark Times.’

    #13

    Medieval Boar With Pants

    Medieval Boar With Pants

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this one was done with some satirical message? Looks like a way to mock someone in a position of power and privilege.

    Vic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!! This guy works at my office!!

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you picture the tan background as skin, this looks like it came from one of those threads about bad tattoos.

    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would look good as a tiny tattoo, TBH. One of those 20-dollar quick sketches.

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    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sooo the question how a pig would wear pants is answered

    Mystery Kitteh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so sad. I don't think he likes capri pants

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a pig in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost looks like a legit rudimentary cartoon lol

    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't be such a bore

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    #14

    They Definitely Knew How A Dog Looked Like

    They Definitely Knew How A Dog Looked Like

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    David
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patron: "Hi, it's me again. Remember you painted Attacking Frog for me?" Artist: "Ah yes, 'many boobies' I remember." Patron: "Well this time I just want one breast. But super close up with a giant nipple. But again, remember, people can't know it is my porn." Artist: No problem. I'll add a creepy uncanny valley looking dog that will make people want to avert their eyes and forget they saw it. And I'll even add the silhouette of a bush which can be a kind of double entendre joke between us.: Patron: "You're the best!"

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that’s my new sleep paralysis demon.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *WHAT* a dog looked like or *HOW* a dog looked. It really isn't that difficult.

    Hugo
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is if you come from tRumpland.

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    Sharkie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country, you can say "my boss is a dog", meaning he is mean or too hard on you or he is really adamant about this one thing. I can see something like this in that picture.

    HappyBink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am starting to think this is actually how these animals looked back then, and they have been so modified and evolved to what they are today..

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    #15

    Adorable Bats

    Adorable Bats

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    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they need to make an alternate history Batman that takes place in Medieval times!

    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, these are all better than I can do.

    David
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of looks like a flasher in a trench coat. /j "I'm a bat! Want to see my balls? Hey, where you going?"

    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bat on the right seems to have been censored by the Abbess... /s

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They remind me of the teddy bear owl.

    AussieTolkein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like something I'd doodle on the corner of the page

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    Olivia, who created ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ half a decade ago, previously told Bored Panda all about the project and the inspiration behind it. She shared that she did some graphic design for a magazine at her university. In one issue, she used a lot of medieval imagery.

    “I spent a lot of time online looking for images from medieval manuscripts to incorporate into the project, and I was amazed at the works that I found. Not just the art itself, but also the extent to which these priceless, one-of-a-kind manuscripts and documents have been digitized and cataloged online for anyone across the world to browse,” she told us during an earlier interview.

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    #16

    Lion, France, 15th Century

    Lion, France, 15th Century

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    Vessa J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a bit like the Cowardly Lion from Oz.

    Erica Ventura
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "how you doin?" (waggles eyebrows)

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like the French had a thing for anthropomorphic lion faces.

    Erick L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's baked as a muffin 😄

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grrr..r..r....r I tells ya

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lion's expression represents the last 3 weeks of my life. lol

    dollh h
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks unimpressed verging on cringing.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you hurry up? My jaw is killing me smiling for this portrait....

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    #17

    A Snail By Jacob Van Maerlant

    A Snail By Jacob Van Maerlant

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it should be painted on a ww2 bomber

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nautilus Pig unfortunately went extinct… lol

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Etana etana näytä sarves, tuleeko huomenna pouta." - old Finnish rhyme [Snail, snail, show your eye stalks, is tomorrow gonna be sunny.] They used to predict the weather from the snails - they start to move about if it's humid, and during the haymaking and grain harvest season, the work could only be done in fair weather to prevent it from molding up in the drying phase or storage.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one angry snail

    CrazyAuntiePanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snails must have been really dangerous back then

    Sytze Bentveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    folio 109v (detail) from a 14th-century manuscript (±1340-50) of der naturen bloeme by the flemish poet jacob van maerlant (1230/35-1288/1300) | ka 16 | dutch national library, the hague | see: https://galerij.kb.nl/kb.html#/nl/dernaturenbloeme/page/111/zoom/2/lat/-49.49667452747043/lng/-11.6015625

    Gwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snail of Prey close up!

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    #18

    Cats' Life During Medieval Times

    Cats' Life During Medieval Times

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's supposed to be the cats' house, I dig the wallpaper.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inspiration for Tom and Jerry.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful! This is a loaded mouse!

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll secure the Rat-Luger if you muck the Bird-Jail." "And I'll sniff me butt"

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with the eggs?

    Olivia explained that accessing these sorts of medieval works of art from centuries ago is easy these days. In the past, however, it would have been incredibly difficult to do. She wanted to share some of the enjoyment she felt with everyone else.

    “Because I found so many pieces that I thought were extremely funny and endearing and could only send so many of them to my friends before they got sick of me, I also liked the idea that I could connect with other people online about how cool the art is,” she said.

    #19

    Medieval Garfield Looking For Lasagna

    Medieval Garfield Looking For Lasagna

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    Koalafied to komment
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am most definitely not, because of the dots. I think it's supposed to show another kind of animal.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one, there's no excuse for. They knew what cats looked like. Monasteries employed them to keep down vermin and to walk on the manuscripts.

    Sivi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I live next to a forest and cant draw a decent tree. So I dont blame the monk for struggling.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like several of his spots dropped off onto the ground.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that the painters for the rich would intentionally make the animals fatter so the less fortunate people thought they too had plenty to eat as well. Wierd as hèll flex but ok.

    MaggieMay85
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like a capybara with a tail.

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    #20

    Love Depictions Of Lions From Countries That Clearly Don't Have Lions

    Love Depictions Of Lions From Countries That Clearly Don't Have Lions

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks more like Wallace from 'Wallace & Gromit'

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM smiling Jan, I am smiling.

    2econdSelf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 centuries ahead of Napoleon Dynamite.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks better than most of the other illustrations here.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pained lion crossed with artichoke

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Shovel Faced Liozelle....

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    #21

    Looks Like A Demon. Kind Of Like Cats Are Now

    Looks Like A Demon. Kind Of Like Cats Are Now

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    DorkyRaven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about the eyes, BUT LOOK AT THEM TOES!!

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't shake the eerie feeling of being stalked by wild asparagus

    Joshua Russell
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 on each back paw and 6 on each front paw equals 28, which is the actual largest number of toes we know of being found on a polydactyl cat. So the message of "look at my weirdo cat" seems to be inspired by a specific cat.

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    Of course, ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ is far from the only project to bring weird medieval art into the spotlight. This sort of content has been incredibly popular on social media for many years now. There are tons of accounts and projects dedicated to showcasing the strangest works of art from the Middle Ages. However, not many of them are as successful as Olivia’s account on X.

    “Most of what I post is from the eras that are referred to as the High Middle Ages and Late Middle Ages, which encompass approximately the 11th to the 16th century. I do think that this period of time is very unique from a Western art historical standpoint because the printing press had not yet been invented, so all books were written out by hand and often included notes and doodles that were added in spontaneously by scribes who never thought these additions would be seen by the general public,” the founder of the project told us earlier.

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    “Therefore, we have a huge amount of content from this era that reflects the humor and thoughts of (somewhat) average people. And when we look at what they created, we actually find that a lot of it contradicts how we view the 'Dark' Ages.”

    #22

    Someone Getting An Elephant Shrew Described To Them?

    Someone Getting An Elephant Shrew Described To Them?

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tree shrew does have a nose a bit like that. But for scientific accuracy, the closest living relative of the elephant is the hyrax.

    Susan Pena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Suess would have been Proud!

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crossover of a walrus, a shrew, and an armadillo? [Though the contemporary Europeans hadn't ever even seen one. They're a New World genus.]

    May
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The creature in that How I met your mother episode

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    #23

    At Least They Tried To Depict A Frog

    At Least They Tried To Depict A Frog

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patron: "I want you to draw me a naked woman with a ton of boobies giving me a hickey! But, I don't want people to know it is porn." Artist: "No problem. Attacking Frog it is. You can pick it up Thursday.'

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masterful. You've really seen into the soul of the artwork. Do more.

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    Rowan Kohler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy smackers if frogs looked like this and were vampires during this time I’d have set sail long before anyone for the new world.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booby Vampire Frog attacks swivel-eyed Saint

    2econdSelf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting a funk band called Frog Attack, looking for a bass player...

    Agamemnon O'Neill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man's face tells me he didn't see it coming.

    Ash
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that guy is really surprised, and i can't say i blame him.

    Mark Rudolph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering whether this is a depiction of a toad instead of a frog. That would explain the number of dots on its back. Maybe someone else has an idea of the symbolism if this is indeed a toad.

    Joshua Russell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how accurately depicted this guy's freaked out face is. That is exactly the expression you would have if this happened to you.

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    #24

    An Elephant Protecting Her Baby From A Dragon, 14th Century

    An Elephant Protecting Her Baby From A Dragon, 14th Century

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to the other elephants in this post, this one looks almost believable.

    L.V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something an 8 year old would draw!

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they were true....??

    Sharkie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's not true. You can see that it's no dragon. Dragons have legs. This is a mere drake or small basilisk. :-)

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    “There’s a perception that the Middle Ages was a very solemn, bleak era for humanity, and nowadays, we perceive medieval culture as extremely religious, superstitious, backward, and repressive. Much of the art that was created in that period has a reputation for being strange and ugly. So, we don’t expect to see ourselves in it, not in the same way that we can relate very emotionally to more conventionally beautiful art,” the founder said.

    “When we look at, say, a drawing of a cat playing an organ, it’s easy to imagine it being endearing to its creator 600 years ago in the same way it is today, that it brought people the same kind of joy then as it does now. And I think we as humans enjoy how art and humor bridge that gap,” she told us.

    “One of my personal guiding principles of internet use is that, often, you get back out what you put in, so I think by trying to keep the account pretty lighthearted and wholesome, I’ve attracted very kind-hearted feedback.”

    #25

    This Elephant With A Tornado Trunk By Jacob Van Maerlant

    This Elephant With A Tornado Trunk By Jacob Van Maerlant

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    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason for the huge trumpet trunk: otherwise, without ears, they couldn't hear each other, and hence, they naturally need to be LOUD!

    Erla Zwingle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else concerned about the upside-down tusks? Also weird.

    EM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinks it's been eating those mushrooms.

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are trees! Showing how big that fierce elephant is.

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    Sytze Bentveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    folio 54r (detail) from a 14th-century manuscript (±1340-50) of der naturen bloeme by the flemish poet jacob van maerlant (1230/35-1288/1300) | ka 16 | dutch national library, the hague | see: https://galerij.kb.nl/kb.html#/nl/dernaturenbloeme/page/55/zoom/2/lat/-50.40151532278235/lng/7.03125

    Ash
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh fun one about this! the elephant is depicted without knees, because some medieval bestiaries said they didn't have knees. Now think of what an elephant looks like when it's just standing: because the skin is so loose, the knees become invisible! so that's where the idea probably came from

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    #26

    This Beaver With A Fish Tail

    This Beaver With A Fish Tail

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    StPaul9
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it lives in the water. Like fish.

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, beavers were considered fish so they could be consumed during lent when you were only allowed to eat fish. (Besides, the Bible classifies bats as birds since they're in the air)

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    Paulina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, beavers' tails look kind of more like scaly ones rather than furry, so it's not that bad 😁

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freshwater fossa from Madagascar.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a weasel with half a fish attached to his bum

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number one sign of a severe digestive malady.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you swallow your food whole, this is how it comes out.

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    #27

    Lion, England, 1390-1460

    Lion, England, 1390-1460

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the Crown, the Lion beat the Unicorn all around town, some gave them white bread and some gave them brown, some gave them plum cake and drummed them out of town. 🦁 🦄

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lion got into the mead, apparently.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks exactly like the swedish bad taxidermy lion :)

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least the unicorn is the most realistic thing here as it’s scotlands national animal.

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lion look totally blizted on something. The unicorn with the wavy horn is looking after him.

    DustBunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not where feline genitalia is located, either.

    JM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the kind of dopey expression on the lion

    D.E. Bizz
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet these are the drawings from a child. Any takers?

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    According to Olivia, lots of internet users seem to identify very much with the animals and monsters that she posts. “I love scrolling through everyone’s comments about who a creature is or what they’re doing. Even though I’m just a third party facilitating interaction with other people’s art, a lot of followers have left extremely sweet messages saying that my account brightens their day and that they look forward to my posts,” she said.

    Among some of her followers are actual medieval art and history researchers, which just goes to show how successful ‘Weird Medieval Guys’ has gotten. “There are people of all ages and from around the world whose comments I luckily get to read and understand due to the magic of internet translation.”

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    She added: “I’m so glad that even though what I post is pretty silly, and I’m not an authority on medieval art whatsoever, so many different people are able to come together over my account! I’m really thankful for everyone who’s supported me, and I have so many more weird medieval guys that I can’t wait to share.

    #28

    Medieval Oyster

    Medieval Oyster

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans ate his grandpa, of course he's angry

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be saying "you're gonna have to pry my pearl from my cold dead shells".

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the f**k away from me with that shucking knife!

    Sytze Bentveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    folio 108v (detail) from a 14th-century manuscript (±1340-50) of der naturen bloeme by the flemish poet jacob van maerlant (1230/35-1288/1300) | ka 16 | dutch national library, the hague | see: https://galerij.kb.nl/kb.html#/nl/dernaturenbloeme/page/110/zoom/2/lat/-49.49667452747043/lng/-11.6015625

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an early version of Angry Pufferfish.

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    #29

    That Owl Is Trying His Best

    That Owl Is Trying His Best

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    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Princess Leia was an owl. 🤔

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we need the bikini version of that owl.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artist: "I'm sorry I can't draw owls. I only know how to draw teddy bears and robins. No, wait, I think I figured out a way to make it work close enough."

    Aballi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing but love for Garbage Owl

    Wolf princess quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riding a draggon?? Slacker! Def a c**p owl!

    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "superb owl"? i see some one is a fan of the show "what we do in the shadows"!

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    #30

    Medieval Monkeys Being Medieval Bros With A Medieval Kitten

    Medieval Monkeys Being Medieval Bros With A Medieval Kitten

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitten looks remarkably accurate for this list.

    AP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joseph....it's a miracle I tell ya ..

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    Which of these medieval illustrations did you like the most? Which ones made you smile and giggle the hardest?

    Do you think you’d be able to do a better job at painting these creatures if you were suddenly transported back in time? What do you like the most about the Middle Ages? We can’t wait to hear your thoughts!

    #31

    This Leopard That's Clearly Distraught Over His Misrepresentation

    This Leopard That's Clearly Distraught Over His Misrepresentation

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    David
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kind of looks like in the morning they drew the tail, s*****m (edit, BALLSACK, because correct terms are bad. ) and feet. Then they went to lunch and had a few martinis and then finished off the rest in the afternoon.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist: let's make the neck thicker than the body. oh, I should also add the balls to be biologically accurate

    Sytze Bentveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    folio 8v from the aberdeen bestiary, ±1200 | this manuscript is considered to be one of the best examples of its type due to its lavish and costly illuminations | written and illuminated in england around 1200, it is of added interest since it contains notes, sketches and other evidence of the way it was designed and executed | 'the leopard is the product of the adultery of a lioness with a pard, their mating produces a third species | as pliny says in his natural history: the lion mates with the pard, or the pard with the lioness, and from both degenerate offspring are created, such as the mule and the hinny' | ms 24 | aberdeen university library | see: https://www.abdn.ac.uk/bestiary/ms24/f8v

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor bloke has caught the scarlet fever. No wonder he's upset.

    Sigh J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That representation would make me distraught

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did it step in something meist?

    #32

    Medieval Human Dogs

    Medieval Human Dogs

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought in art school, it’s just something artists do to make weird drawings or something normal really disturbing. For example the detail and of the fur and the composition itself suggests the artist can paint realism to an extent, everyone knows what a dog looks like, they are just weird a*s people doing what we weird a*s people do. It’s funny people trying to look so hard into art but mostly we don’t think as hard into the art we make other than stupid stuff like ‘I wonder what this would look like?!’ No symbolism, no conspiracy just normal weird arsê artists.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad this breed went extinct

    Joshua Russell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have been breeding dogs and changing the way they look for a long time now, maybe in the past they actually looked like this

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the most disturbing freakin things I've ever seen 😂

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now we don't need to wonder who jumped the hunting dog [female] and got her whelping. It obviously was the gnome living under the stable.

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    #33

    A Whale, 13th Century

    A Whale, 13th Century

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    StPaul9
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly representing St Brendan, who is said to have sought the most isolated part of the world he could find for a monastery. According to the story, they found an island which turned out to be either a giant turtle or a giant fish and dived, nearly killing them.

    Ash
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in medieval bestiaries, the whale symbolized the devil, because the whale would leave its back out of the water and sailors would land on it, thinking it was an island, and then the whale would dive and drown them all. Note that they've dropped anchor.

    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The men don't look very interested. Presumably they've seen it all before.

    Highfalutin Heron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whale's face says "I've seen things”

    Sytze Bentveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    folio 60v from a bestiary incorporated into a theological miscellany that was produced under dominican patronage in england, ±1236-50 | harley ms 3244 | british library, london

    Aballi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very obviously a whale

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it kinda look like a merdog?

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a cod

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    #34

    This Owl With A Human Face

    This Owl With A Human Face

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    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, they're bothering me again. How original..."

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The magpie at least is perfectly recognizable. The two other birds are likely a trush and some type of warbler. The illustration actually depicts what is very typical behavior from diurnal birds when they encounter an owl in the daytime. They keep on dung bombing it, making alarming noises, and generally going crazy, making feint attacks at it, until it either moves, or the sun sets at last.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My turn" ... "No... My turn" .... "My turn to stand on the gushy blood spigot"

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam the Eagle from The Muppets

    #35

    Looks Like Pug Dog

    Looks Like Pug Dog

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Folded like a Swiss Army Dog.

    Maudelin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a swaddled baby.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raised in a jar .... Jarbaby

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    #37

    Why Do Medieval Cats Look Like Fully Grown Adults?

    Why Do Medieval Cats Look Like Fully Grown Adults?

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    Rowan Kohler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can say about this is that it’s female. Red and black on a cat is XX only. Unless it’s born defective (possibly here) with XXY chromosomes making it look like a sterile male. It also looks high.

    Sharkie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the hair and maybe the eyes.

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the proportions may do it.

    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see a resemblance to Mike Lindell (My Pillow guy)?

    Ash
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the nose and browbone?

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s pretty hefty, and he’s looking at me like it’s time for dinner…

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grumpy middle-aged Loaf from the Middle Ages

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    #38

    Leopard, England, 13th Century

    Leopard, England, 13th Century

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of looks like he just slipped on his butt and bit his tongue.

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the artist caricaturized their landlord in this.

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one funky leopard. What happened to animals back then.

    AuntKaren12
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tongues hanging out looked ridiculous back then, too!

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it has stripes. It's a tiger.

    #39

    This Is Supposed To Be A Crocodile

    This Is Supposed To Be A Crocodile

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever described crocodiles to the artist did a terrible job.

    Sharkie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I presume it was something like "it's four-legged creature, it can run really fast... Oh and it's really really spiky, like it had scales and spikes on its tail and back. And don't let me start about its teeth... So sharp and so many of them... And it's large like a man."

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    Mary Kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm, that's more detail on the genitals than one would think necessary...i mean, the crocodile looks like it has two sets

    El Cucuy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing. Or it's a hermaphrodite gator.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Labeled a Cocadrillus, the extra fancy Croc.

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This beast is a crossover of a wolf and a dragon... I wonder if it's also supposed to hunt in packs and howl to the moon. One scary image to think that crocodiles would do that.

    Laura Lawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A male crocodile, from the looks of it. 😉

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look again. It's a hermaphrodite... Which kind of makes sense, when talking about reptiles. At least in theory.

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    Chonky Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but why is the human green and not the crocodile? 😂

    Hugo
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't you turn green if seized by one of those?

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    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If crocodiles were mammals...Actually, this creature looks pretty cool.

    Aballi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's definitely a crocodile.

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    #40

    Four Rats Rowing A Little Boat In The 14th Century France

    Four Rats Rowing A Little Boat In The 14th Century France

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    DustBunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best one yet. It seems Medieval people were very familiar with rats.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving a sinking ship

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They moved out. Medieval humans were too gross for them.

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    #41

    From The Cover Of My Medieval Literature Textbook

    From The Cover Of My Medieval Literature Textbook

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too stoned to notice the danger of those attacking subterranean babies

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a good lion. And for once the ox is perfect.

    07000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the lion looked like a balding middle aged man!!

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's really weird that this comes from a book of medieval literature, considering the painting in question was done by Edward Hicks in 1848...

    DustBunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an Edward Hicks Peaceable Kingdom from the 1840s.

    Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most accurate animals on this list, especially the leopard!!!!

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the wolf will lie next to a lamb and be sedated into a stupor. Now we know how it was supposed to happen?

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Borrowed the carnivores from the local zoo, got them s**t faced and hilarity ensued. This is a medieval Facebook update.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behold! Witness the glorious age of vegetarianism.

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    #42

    Elephants In Late 13th Century

    Elephants In Late 13th Century

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of the stories told about elephants back in europe was that they were so large that easterners would build towers on their backs and fight from there! which is what is being depicted in the first image (however they didn't have enough space so they made the elephant weirdly small lol). People DID fight while riding on elephants, but of course without the towers. The ENORMOUS oliphaunts in lord of the rings with the big wooden things on their backs in battle are based on medieval accounts. oliphaunt was a medieval English word for elephants or elephant tusks.

    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too bad, of you've never seen an elephant before.

    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an artist after hearing war stories from a soldier during the crusades?

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dwarf Trumpet Pig. Hunted to extinction for their noses to use as musical instruments by the 15th century.

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anybody know why we're fighting? Anybody?"

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how elephants are massively undersized, have paws, and fur. This person has never seen an elephant.

    #43

    Wild Cats In 15th Century, France

    Wild Cats In 15th Century, France

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The halved ones concern me.

    minnieslave0
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stepping out of another dimension, nothing to worry about.

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    #44

    Medieval Frog

    Medieval Frog

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mention of "crazy frog" reminds me of that damn ring tone :(

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If yer happi and u know it ... flap yer handz.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom bom, we all stand together"

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    #45

    The Best Depiction Of Ants

    The Best Depiction Of Ants

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    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say, at least they got the number of legs right. Then I noticed the top-down ones... Sigh

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    #46

    Snails On A Ladder. France, Circa 1320

    Snails On A Ladder. France, Circa 1320

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did snails play an important part in medieval life then?

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were apparently the first domesticated animal farmed for food. Certainly then, and still, a staple French food.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before they changed it to Snakes & Ladders, it wasn't a hit-gameplay was too slow

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to Heaven

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs, scooting their butts along your carpet. /j

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol those are supposed to be snails? They look like rams' heads 😆

    PickleBandit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had a thing for snails, apparently.

    Arlene Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i'm tired of these mf snails on this mf ladder"

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    #47

    A Chorus Line Of Camels

    A Chorus Line Of Camels

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canels are not bad. Do you suppose the shading is an attempt at perspective or at least distance.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One, two, three, KICK and step!

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Wait. Wait. Not yet. Wait. Go!

    Noyfb noyfb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t read the Latin, but it looks like the human on the camel at left is riding into battle, holding his lance backward. (Good suggestion on depiction of perspective, by the way.)

    Gandalf the Pink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably resting the lance or spear on their shoulder I'd think

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    #48

    Owl Fight By Godfrey Of Viterbo, Italy 13th Century

    Owl Fight By Godfrey Of Viterbo, Italy 13th Century

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    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owls don’t look like they’re into the battle. They look like they’re waiting to clock out for the day.

    Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one owl with the really big round nose is funny

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What birds have noses like proboscis monkeys?

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attack by a flock of Jimmy Durante Birds. "Good night, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are!"

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob, ever reluctant to frequent Hooters with the boys..

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    #49

    This 15th Century Drawing Of A Greyhound Is An Undisputed Masterclass In Stylisation

    This 15th Century Drawing Of A Greyhound Is An Undisputed Masterclass In Stylisation

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    #50

    Wild Cats, 1485

    Wild Cats, 1485

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Predates western discovery of Tasmania by about 400 years.

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that one was impaled for a second lol

    Justin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a condom on the tree?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's supposed to be one of the "cats" climbing the tree. We're seeing its back XD

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    #51

    This Crocodile With A Cougar Head

    This Crocodile With A Cougar Head

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    #52

    Elephants According To Medieval Artists

    Elephants According To Medieval Artists

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand that people who never seen elephants depicted them wrong, but apparently no one told medieval artists that elephants are bigger than humans.

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    #53

    Bees Look Like Tiny Birds Or Bats

    Bees Look Like Tiny Birds Or Bats

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patron: "I'm back! This time I want you to draw me a couple of really long.." Artist: "Let me guess, boobs?" Patron: "Yes, how did you know? But remember I don't want anyone .. " Artist" "Yeah, yeah, I get it. This time I'll make them beehives.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dwarf Boobie Owls returning to the Boobatorium

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cute. Suitably round but you'd yhink they'd manage the stripes!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just draw flying beans, no one ever looks at bees anyway"

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly in line with the swallows that winter in the bottom mud of lakes.

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are baby Mothmen I don’t care what the painting says lol.

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    #54

    Now Those Are Some Nice Bats

    Now Those Are Some Nice Bats

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    #55

    A Medieval Artist's Drawing Of Animals He Had Never Seen. Dolphin, Elephant And Antelope

    A Medieval Artist's Drawing Of Animals He Had Never Seen. Dolphin, Elephant And Antelope

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The antelope teeth are kinda scary.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are actually three species of deer which have tusks (actually enlarged canine teeth): the muntjac, the water deer, and the musk deer. Of course, the tusks on all of those species are on the top jaw, not the lower, and they're not related to antelope very closely at all (they're all order Artiodactyla), and it's unlikely an illustrator/artist would have SEEN any of those deer species (they all live in Asia/Southeast Asia) but at least there ARE "fanged" ungulates in existence XD

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    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Nowhere close to the worst things seen here.

    #56

    An Illuminated Border From A Manuscript "Book Of Hours" Leaf (15th Century), Containing A Delightful Hybrid Creature That Looks Like A Bird

    An Illuminated Border From A Manuscript "Book Of Hours" Leaf (15th Century), Containing A Delightful Hybrid Creature That Looks Like A Bird

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some early designs for Grogu were rejected fairly quickly....

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know why they thought that the bats were birds.

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    #57

    Some Medieval Drawings Of Elephants From A 13th Century French Bestiary

    Some Medieval Drawings Of Elephants From A 13th Century French Bestiary

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    DadManBlues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems that elephants were quite sporty in the Middle Ages, but since then they have become fat..

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what appears to be a medieval troll doll

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These should be pink, judging by the condition of that guy in the bottom of the picture.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many "elephants" but can you spot the monkey? HINT: The man in the front appears to be spanking it. /J

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    #58

    Looks Like A Cross Between A Cat, Bat And Bee. Where Can I Get One?

    Looks Like A Cross Between A Cat, Bat And Bee. Where Can I Get One?

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    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like Jim Carey to me?

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are very realistic cats teeth. And fur. Don't get the bat bit.

    Sigh J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the cat,bat,bee store

    #59

    That Frog Has Seen Things

    That Frog Has Seen Things

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    #61

    A Hippopotamus By Jacob Van Maerlant

    A Hippopotamus By Jacob Van Maerlant

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    Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably described it as elephant-like, but it lives in the water

    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you draw something you've never seen, based on a bad description.

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says who? Surely it's a fish of some sort with those fins?

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely the book text above the illumination. But it sure looks weird.

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    #62

    I Love The Fact The Medieval Artists Had No Idea What Cats Look Like

    I Love The Fact The Medieval Artists Had No Idea What Cats Look Like

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if all these badly painted dogs and cats are portraying people that were known to the artist. This fat, happy cat could be a portrait of a beloved cook in the monastary.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one's not too terrible, considering.

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that or it is we who have no idea what medieval cats looked like ....

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when did we get cats in England? From time immemorial or did they arrive with invaders, ike the Romans brought rabbits.

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Current theory is that the Romans did it.

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    Chonky Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's very cute and funny tho

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually,it looks like smug cat.

    #63

    Medieval Depiction Of An Elephant By Artist Who Had Never Actually Seen One

    Medieval Depiction Of An Elephant By Artist Who Had Never Actually Seen One

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    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing on its back actually isn't far off the truth - kind of, considering what the ancient war elephants really did carry to battle. The stylized, fancy passenger carriers, apparently called a howdah. https://collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O83040/elephant-with-howdah-and-passengers-model-unknown/

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly a very good horse, staggering a bit under the weight of a castle.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They said it had round ears and a long pipe mouth, so..."

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a giant fanged deer puking it’s guts out.

    #64

    Both The Bird And The Dog Look Terribly Drawn

    Both The Bird And The Dog Look Terribly Drawn

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or perhaps bird is delivering crown to woman holding a dog?

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    #65

    Scorpions Drawn By Someone, Who Never Saw Them In Real Life. 13th Century England

    Scorpions Drawn By Someone, Who Never Saw Them In Real Life. 13th Century England

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    #66

    Smiling Wild Boar From Book Of Hours, 15th Century

    Smiling Wild Boar From Book Of Hours, 15th Century

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    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a wild version of Alf, that 90s tv alien puppet thing

    Rowan Kohler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boar has clearly hit hard times.

    #67

    This Earless Elephant With A Castle On Its Back. By William The Clerk

    This Earless Elephant With A Castle On Its Back. By William The Clerk

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    #68

    Preaching To The Diverted. Germany, Hamburg, Before 1381

    Preaching To The Diverted. Germany, Hamburg, Before 1381

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! Do that with Canada Geese, they'll fu¢k up your world.

    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's got beef against St. Francis, then?

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    #69

    The Manuscript Described This As A Panther

    The Manuscript Described This As A Panther

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    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Friar Erasmus, please stop eating those gold caps you found on the pasture. The cook tells me they aren't good for you...

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panthera was usually used to mean lion. Not that it helps much...

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    #71

    The Text On The Man’s Arm Reads: “The Sun’s Disk Went Into Darkness, Yunus Went Into The Mouth Of The Fish.” Around 1400

    The Text On The Man’s Arm Reads: “The Sun’s Disk Went Into Darkness, Yunus Went Into The Mouth Of The Fish.” Around 1400

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    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What language is that and does it depict Jonah being swallowed by a whale ?

    Rowan Kohler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long thought extinct Celocanth.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably referring to a solar eclipse and trying to equate it to bible stories.

    #72

    Eagle-Owl, France, 1280

    Eagle-Owl, France, 1280

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    #73

    A Tiger In 12th Century

    A Tiger In 12th Century

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those flowers/trees look like they'd fit right in in Whoville.

    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a blue, star-strewn cat too!

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    #74

    Snake Party, Spain, 1200

    Snake Party, Spain, 1200

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle Dude: "I think I might need to see a chiropractor. Can you recommend one?" Middle Right Dude: "Yes, I've been seeing Dr. Snap over on 3rd Avenue. As you can see, he's done wonders for me."

    Jess-a-men
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how none of those peolle look particularly scared. They're just being mildly inconvenienced by gigantic,man-eating serpents.

    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't enough that moms have baby playdates and now dog owners have their own, but wait. Snake playdates are the newest fad in Toledo, this summer. Be sure to keep up to the latest trends, this summer, Anno Domini MCC!

    #75

    Ants, France, 1230

    Ants, France, 1230

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    #76

    Lions And Bears In Early 13th Century

    Lions And Bears In Early 13th Century

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    viimatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These have a strong Southeast Asian vibe.

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    #77

    A Big Medieval Cat?

    A Big Medieval Cat?

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    HappyBink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat has seen some things!! 😳

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the woman on top has got an extreme Brazilian.

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    #78

    Monkey, Goat And Owl

    Monkey, Goat And Owl

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    #79

    The King Sits On The Top Left As His Horse Protects Him From A Lion, 1486

    The King Sits On The Top Left As His Horse Protects Him From A Lion, 1486

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure that's not a giraffe? That's been crossbred with a horse?

    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it's a horse crossbred with a leopard - hence the fighting prowess.

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fierce horse. Like the painting, lots of colour & detail.

    #80

    Trying To Depict Tunna In 1577

    Trying To Depict Tunna In 1577

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    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a date of 1569 at the top of the painting. BTW : what's a tunna ?

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