So nobody's ever died in childbirth or from pregnancy complications? Nobody has ended their life from post-partum depression?

Someone failed biology class. Badly.

Oooff

Exhibit A on why men should not be making decisions about women's bodies

some people shouldnt be allowed to person

Yeah, I wonder why you decide to leave a digital dumb footprint.

There's only one person in this exchange who I wouldn't trust not to drool

Please just open his head and place the brain back inside.

I'm about to commit massive butchery to the extension of my central nervous system this afternoon.

Is that why Buddhist monks have such looong hair, to heighten their awareness? ... oh wait no, they shave...

But it's true! I haven't cut my hair in 20 years and now am psychic as f*ck! Yes I know what you're about to type :-D

2 days ago I've cut 15 cm of my nerv extension and I don't know how I got to work this morning. I was falling on people in the metro, felt like a ping pong ball

Ah so this is why cousin It had so many pretty girlfriends

My hair almost touches my butt & all I've managed to do w/ it is strangle myself multiple times throughout the day. LMAO

Hair actually is alive - but only the section of it that is in the hair follicle.

"Longer hair gives you extra sensory capabilities and heightened awareness" Well I have a dread that goes down to mid-calf, shouldn't I be able to connect to alien intelligences by now?

Hahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahah!

I wish lol

Well, I suppose it's possible that hair is part of the OP's central nervous system, and may indeed make up the majority of stuffing inside her skull.

So if I shave my head, is that why I'm a neurotic mess and I should let my hair grow nice and long, then all of my feelings and emotions will then fall into place and I will be one with myself?

My hair is down to my butt and I'm still prone to walking into/tripping over random shite.

Hmm that's weird, because I found that having long hair gave me extra irritably capabilities.

OP must be bald. They aren’t “aware” of anything.

You are right to assume that hair is not dead (though part of it is). However, the only time my very long hair ever spoke to me was when I was in bed and the hair got underneath me and then I tried to roll over, almost pulling it off (out of) my head; it told me it was time for a serious cut.

🤣🤣

OMG the stupid is strong with this one!

What the serious f?

Idjit. If that was true, getting a haircut would result in exsanguination

If that was true hair cuts would be excruciatingly painful. Also hair is literally just keratin, it is not alive.

WTF!!!!

So my brilliant but balding husband is also losing his "heightened awareness"? How am I going to break it to him?

So I have pixie whiskers?

Shes only saying this cuz her pubic hair is moving...cuz it's alive...with crabs! haha

So THAT’S why European women don’t shave down below!

Ummm... Avatar was not a documentary?

At least this isn't hurting anyone

Holy s**t! I must grow my hair long, I do not want to be dumb, deaf and blind. I know that isn’t politically correct but I’m old school and those words just jumped from my brain to the keyboard. I have shoulder length hair.

Intuitively this seems right, that our hair and nervous systems are intimately linked. When we sense danger, our hair will rise up on our necks and scalps. In the animal kingdom, dogs’ hackles rise when they are scared and preparing for an attack, and cat’s whiskers give them a lot of information about their environment, even in the dark. Conversely what is happening in our nervous system can effect our hair’s condition. Our hair can turn grey or even fall out when we have a big shock. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aaanativearts.com/native-american-long-hair-extrasensory-perception/amp

And OP ripped it all out...

I definitely don't have "hightened awareness" as I keep pulling and stucking my long central nervous system extensions by accident. Recently I had them trapped in the fridge doors xD

Wow

You'll be a stretched out sheet of skin, yelling "Moisturise me!"