s**t

That's one shallow subfloor.

Well, they didn't lie

Cousin It, are you ok?

Call Doctor Strange. The time-space continuum is collapsing!

Making use of available space,just be sure to back in.

Sorry but the market isn't mature yet for a stained kitchen which would never look clean

Looks safe to me

Don't they mean a shocking idea?

Even the oven looks shocked!

The longer you look, the worse it gets.

A ladder would be physically easier to climb than that jaggedy excuse for a staircase!

Just why?

Mildew problem, what mildew problem?

The name of the street is "Optimism" or something like this. They are really optimistic: "We fix it! Nothing can go wrong now!".

I thought it was a mirror at first!

Cook -> Eat -> Poop (and you don't even have to leave the room!)

It looks like they've fitted a raised floor to sink the bath into, for that special garden pond feeling?

Welp, you wouldn't wanna be drunk...

Looks like some of the Weasley kids have moved back home, and brought a bunch of grandchildren along...

That's coming out of your cleaning deposit.

Isn´t that Ditta von Teeses house?

WTF?!!?

It doesn't seem like carpet though...

Shouldn't there be a failsafe mechanism in place?

This title made me laugh so hard.

NO GOD NO

Oh god no

When I was younger, I used to call any door that was inaccessible for some reason (distance in this case but also size) "Coraline Closets" because of the movie. Lol this post just made me remember that after so many years

Eww

Some large herbivore sneezed on the ceiling

This looks like a Trading Spaces fail! LOL!

Did they paint the ceiling and throw wheat straw on it while it was still wet? if so, why?

A relic of the Great Tinsel Explosion of 1979

Some watched an episode of Trading Spaces.....

Straight out of a horror movie

My sister once poked holes and scrapes through her desk to her drawer and the scrathes looked just like this, she did this with a metal ruler tho...

To hide a lazy repair job where there’s a bad plaster ceiling.

Reminds me of that Trading Spaces episode

Like a horse stable floor😭😭😭😭😅😅😅

Aftermath of a drunken cheerleading convention?

i literally had a heart attack! until i read the title…

Did they use wheat straw for the binding agent?!!!!!

Trading Spaces circa 2005

Looks like some kind of haunted asylum where someone had a melt down and started to throw knives at the ceiling 🙀

omg nooooooo

You where better off with popcorn ceiling

Why

Looks like they had a party with golden streamers XD

Someone with diarrhea squirting on the ceiling because they thought it was a good idea to m*sturbate?

What is it?

Source of "texture" materials? A barn.

Textures ceiling aka someone had a raging party and this is the cover up! Lol!

When you had a party at your house but one of your drunk friends put superglue on the ceiling, and then you all throw confetti in the air

Hay, I see you like textured ceilings!

nightmare