s**t

That's one shallow subfloor.

Well, they didn't lie

Cousin It, are you ok?

Call Doctor Strange. The time-space continuum is collapsing!

Making use of available space,just be sure to back in.

Sorry but the market isn't mature yet for a stained kitchen which would never look clean

Looks safe to me

Don't they mean a shocking idea?

Even the oven looks shocked!

The longer you look, the worse it gets.

A ladder would be physically easier to climb than that jaggedy excuse for a staircase!

Just why?

Mildew problem, what mildew problem?

The name of the street is "Optimism" or something like this. They are really optimistic: "We fix it! Nothing can go wrong now!".

I thought it was a mirror at first!

Cook -> Eat -> Poop (and you don't even have to leave the room!)

It looks like they've fitted a raised floor to sink the bath into, for that special garden pond feeling?

Welp, you wouldn't wanna be drunk...

Looks like some of the Weasley kids have moved back home, and brought a bunch of grandchildren along...

That's coming out of your cleaning deposit.

Isn´t that Ditta von Teeses house?

WTF?!!?

It doesn't seem like carpet though...

Shouldn't there be a failsafe mechanism in place?

This title made me laugh so hard.

NO GOD NO

Oh god no

When I was younger, I used to call any door that was inaccessible for some reason (distance in this case but also size) "Coraline Closets" because of the movie. Lol this post just made me remember that after so many years

Maybe access to a water header tank or something like that.

The messed up crown molding bothers me more than the door/closet.

That's where the boogeyman lives.

I don't know , but don't walk into the light

I bet something magical is in there. That's why.

that's where they keep the skeletons

For Christmas decorations.

Just use a latter to get to it

My kids use to climb the door jambs

that would make an amazing hideout

Christmas decorations storage.

That's where they hide the bodies

To hide the bodies.

This looks like an Escher drawing.

All you need is a ladder or a jetpack. Simple.

Well, this is seriously creepy. Is it really a closet? Maybe an entry - or exit. For whom though? Does it mean someone or something could be watching you in your sleep? *shudder*

ayyy at least they didnt lie on the listing

Well, someone was up there to paint it

A least I could have one clean and neat closet!

The door down below doesn't have a door handle.

You just need to put one on the other side and you have a floating village!

Wonder if there’s anything in it

Are you sure that's not the door to the attic or another dimension?

A secret hideout ;) where is that tho? I’m getting this house JUST for that

I've seen doors like this as access to that balcony area for decorating. Maybe plants up there that need to be watered.

Worse yet... maybe that's an entrance, not a closet?

Keeping ur monsters at a distance