Like how??

Squirrel found it first,the egg belongs to the squirrel now....fair game

I ate a worm for $20. to anyone who's interested, they taste like unseasoned rice

This is quite an original foolish action, never saw that before ^^

Most expensive quarter of your life...

the trip was worth it ...

The camera has to be water-resistant if the parent let the kid take it into the pool, right? Right???

I can feel this picture

"OK, Kid, your supper will now be one randomly chosen can from the pantry, until the bare cans run out."

Somebody needed a drink.

How do parents of triplets survive.. how do they bring up their children alive and relatively healthy into atleast pre teen age .

Oh, goodness. When we were kids, we were playing in the house. We had a porch that got glassed in and turned into a big room, but we still had huge windows between the former porch and the rest of the house. One of the kids vising didn't realize there was a window and ran RIGHT through it. Very expensive window. My parents weren't mad at all because they were just glad the kid survived without a scratch!

These hipster coffees are getting out of hand.

It is a simple fixing but i says a lot about the kid, must have force his a*s out doing that

Only 15 minutes? But she looks hooked to me 😉

"keep out reach of children" That's something people should read

sanic da hedgehog

That took some time who was supervising?

I know that brand. Semipermanent dye. Good luck getting it out...

And he wears it better.

Oh god, it won't come off easily...

Too late to put him up for adoption?

We bought our daughter, then 2, a very beautiful porcelain doll with angel wings and a halo. She stood at 3 ft. Our dog didn't like her and ripped the wings off. When I say that doll was possessed and moved on her own...dark closets didn't work. The doors always opened on their own. We sold her to an old woman at a garage sale. We told her the stories. She didn't believe us. I hope she's still alive!

Mission accomplished. Did you specify "neatly"? Okay! So whose fault is it, really?

This s**t is so painful to clean

Prt of the reason I am SOOOO happy my children are older now. That was a rough phase.

How? Did they freeze the ball beforehand?

It's a paddle now

I've heard that if the phone goes in the water, turn it off immediately, then wait for it to dry out. There's a possibility it'll be all right if you're not running it while wet.

Who is watching these kids. ?

A monster called Liam, apparently. Monster was trying to frame your kid. They're like that.

That little girl needs therapy asap

This whole post makes me glad that I don't want kids

Well if you will insist on building houses out of paper.

Are they all right???? That could have been fatal!

How far did the three year old fly after that?

To be fair, I’ve done this as a childless adult with ADD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And no house fire ? That's an achievment :!

We all float down here.

MORE mystery meat anyone?

I've hear that you can take destroyed money to the bank and have it replaced. Just explain you have children. It happens.

I certainly think so! If one of my kids did that, I'd never be able to throw it away. I'd treasure it forever. My older son, a fantastic artist now, would be horrified if he knew I still had his early childhood drawings.

Try some ethanol or isopropyl if it does not melt the plastic it will help to remove the stains pretty easily.

How is it NOT on the carpet?

Most of the stories here are more about parenting than about kids being kids

Getting that clean will be a cake walk (someone had to say it).

Rub with oil, then soap.

on the driver's seat?!

I would NOT be sticking those in my ears! They're filthy.

Oh, they BROKE BROKE!

Still work and could be easily cleaned

this is just an example of bad Cereal RNG, not kids being kids

I like the use of the passive voice... not "she dropped" but "it was dropped".

I tried really had to get all that black stuff off, but this was the best I could do.