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Some live by the saying, “You don’t know true love until you have a child.” But for some people, like actor Ray Romano, “Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” 

Parenting has satisfying and difficult moments, and this new list from Bored Panda’s series of articles is still about the latter. You’re about to see images of vandalized walls and scratched cars – just children being children but giving their moms and dads a tough time in the process.

We also spoke with Marion, a mom of two and owner of the blog site Not So Perfect Parenting, to get some firsthand insight.

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Looked Out The Window To See A Squirrel Taking One Of The Easter Eggs I Had Hidden For My Kids

Looked Out The Window To See A Squirrel Taking One Of The Easter Eggs I Had Hidden For My Kids

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Squirrel found it first,the egg belongs to the squirrel now....fair game

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She Drank A Worm

She Drank A Worm

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ate a worm for $20. to anyone who's interested, they taste like unseasoned rice

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Parents face a laundry list of struggles daily. For Marion, the biggest hurdle is finding a way to include her children in her plans.

"My time is now a more precious resource, and for me to do anything without my children in tow is a major organisational feat," she told Bored Panda. "And that every conversation with me, as a parent, is through a lens of how something affects Me AND my children. They are the centre of my universe. Not me."


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My Kid Bit My Washing Machine, And Now It Leaks

My Kid Bit My Washing Machine, And Now It Leaks

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is quite an original foolish action, never saw that before ^^

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#5

I Lost My Aldi’s Quarter. Luckily My 4-Year-Old Found It And Is Keeping It In A Safe Place

I Lost My Aldi’s Quarter. Luckily My 4-Year-Old Found It And Is Keeping It In A Safe Place

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Spent A Pretty Penny Going To The Aquarium. This Was The Fish My Son Was Most Interested In

Spent A Pretty Penny Going To The Aquarium. This Was The Fish My Son Was Most Interested In

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#7

Who Needs A GoPro

Who Needs A GoPro

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The camera has to be water-resistant if the parent let the kid take it into the pool, right? Right???

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People have their reasons for choosing to become parents. For Marion, it's more about the journey to personal growth.

"Parenting for me has been an internal journey as much as external. It's a chance to forgive myself, learn about self-compassion, and continuously improve."

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My Friend’s Kid Did This To Their Pantry

My Friend’s Kid Did This To Their Pantry

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"OK, Kid, your supper will now be one randomly chosen can from the pantry, until the bare cans run out."

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He Wants Something To Make His Hair Grow Back Before School Tomorrow. Triplets And Beard Shavers Don't Mix

He Wants Something To Make His Hair Grow Back Before School Tomorrow. Triplets And Beard Shavers Don't Mix

The triplet boys found their older brother's beard razor and decided to see what would happen. Chaos and calamity ensue.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do parents of triplets survive.. how do they bring up their children alive and relatively healthy into atleast pre teen age .

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Anna, a mother of two, had an "easy" time with her firstborn, Brynn. However, she had the opposite experience with her second daughter, Sophie, whom she described as "a good baby until she wasn't." 

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When dealing with Sophie, Anna admits to being more lax to avoid meltdowns. But ultimately, she chooses to rely on common sense. 

"Everything I've read says I should be patient and consistent," she told Parents.com. "But patience and consistency are two things you have the least of when your child constantly pushes your buttons."


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The Result Of The Kids Brushing Their Teeth. Apparently There Was Some Roughhousing And My Youngest Escaped Into The Safety Of The Shower Behind The Glass Door. They Found A Way In

The Result Of The Kids Brushing Their Teeth. Apparently There Was Some Roughhousing And My Youngest Escaped Into The Safety Of The Shower Behind The Glass Door. They Found A Way In

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, goodness. When we were kids, we were playing in the house. We had a porch that got glassed in and turned into a big room, but we still had huge windows between the former porch and the rest of the house. One of the kids vising didn't realize there was a window and ran RIGHT through it. Very expensive window. My parents weren't mad at all because they were just glad the kid survived without a scratch!

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#13

A Large Coffee With A Shot Of Crayola, Please

A Large Coffee With A Shot Of Crayola, Please

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#14

PS5 In For HDMI Replacement. Kid Said “I Pushed The Cable In A Little Too Hard”

PS5 In For HDMI Replacement. Kid Said “I Pushed The Cable In A Little Too Hard”

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a simple fixing but i says a lot about the kid, must have force his a*s out doing that

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#15

Surprised My Daughter With A Fishing Trip. It Lasted 15 Minutes

Surprised My Daughter With A Fishing Trip. It Lasted 15 Minutes

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#16

I Just Found My Son In The Bathroom Like This. "Like Sonic!" No Words. Yes, It's Hair Dye

I Just Found My Son In The Bathroom Like This. "Like Sonic!" No Words. Yes, It's Hair Dye

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Other parents find workarounds through compromise. Rachel is a mother of two whose ten-year-old son had been diagnosed with ADHD and autism. She ran into trouble once when her child reluctantly signed up for a recorder concert. 

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Rachel did get her son to push through with the performance but agreed to have him wear a soft polo instead of a button-down dress shirt. 

"I had to balance how much to push him with how much he was struggling and whether it was because of his diagnosis or just defiance," she said.

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Grandparents Bought This Terrifying Doll For My Daughter. Now My Wife Has To Suffer The Consequences

Grandparents Bought This Terrifying Doll For My Daughter. Now My Wife Has To Suffer The Consequences

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We bought our daughter, then 2, a very beautiful porcelain doll with angel wings and a halo. She stood at 3 ft. Our dog didn't like her and ripped the wings off. When I say that doll was possessed and moved on her own...dark closets didn't work. The doors always opened on their own. We sold her to an old woman at a garage sale. We told her the stories. She didn't believe us. I hope she's still alive!

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I Asked My Son To Put The Drinks In The Fridge

I Asked My Son To Put The Drinks In The Fridge

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mission accomplished. Did you specify "neatly"? Okay! So whose fault is it, really?

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#20

This Is Pure Torture And They’re Just Feeling It

This Is Pure Torture And They’re Just Feeling It

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Jen is in a bind with her youngest daughter, Emma, whose fidgety behavior has caused problems within the family. But the mother of five girls also found the upsides to help her deal with the situation better. 

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"For instance, we have her sit at the end of the table at a restaurant because we know she's going to want to pop up to go to the bathroom. Plus, we all find value in it: She's also happy to jump up to get more crayons or napkins or an extra menu."

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You Hated That Planter Anyway

You Hated That Planter Anyway

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prt of the reason I am SOOOO happy my children are older now. That was a rough phase.

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#22

10-Year-Old Son Broke A Double-Pane Window With A Ping-Pong Shot

10-Year-Old Son Broke A Double-Pane Window With A Ping-Pong Shot

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#24

Sometimes The Simplest Answer Is The Correct One

Sometimes The Simplest Answer Is The Correct One

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard that if the phone goes in the water, turn it off immediately, then wait for it to dry out. There's a possibility it'll be all right if you're not running it while wet.

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#25

Daughter Stole My Keyboard To Play Minecraft And Left A Replacement

Daughter Stole My Keyboard To Play Minecraft And Left A Replacement

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#26

My Son Vandalized Our Bathroom And Blamed It On A Monster

My Son Vandalized Our Bathroom And Blamed It On A Monster

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A monster called Liam, apparently. Monster was trying to frame your kid. They're like that.

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In some cases, children act up with only one parent. Writer Pamela Brill experienced this with her daughter, who is much more relaxed when with her father. 

Brill initially thought she was the problem. However, according to UCLA child development specialist Karen Dudley, the child is more fussy with her mother because she feels most secure around her. 

"The primary caregiver is generally the person with whom a child feels most comfortable expressing his strong feelings," Dudley told Brill in an interview.

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It Was Too Quiet. Thankfully, It Was Cornstarch This Time. Last Time, It Was A Pound Of Butter

It Was Too Quiet. Thankfully, It Was Cornstarch This Time. Last Time, It Was A Pound Of Butter

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Sue Denham
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only one thing scarier than when they go quiet; when they start laughing for no obvious reason.

Barbara Wilcock
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right, I'm not saying anythin more. Just how long are you ignoring your children to get to this level

Upstaged75
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh they're sneaky and quite fast. This could have all happened in just a few minutes!

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Lame Llama
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything in the room is within reach of the child, including the instant pot and what's not. The kid is just doing what he's expected to do.

Jennifer Lynn
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

seriously, why is nobody watching or restraining these toddlers? If I had to go to the bathroom alone, they went into the play yard

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom's got a picture of me at 18 months, holding the laundry soap box upside down, sitting on the mountain I made.

Gwyn
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well when you have giant bins of the stuff how else do you expect to use it up?

Rafael
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having kids for a while means reaching the level of "oh, I'm glad it is just [corn starch/water/flour/poop/all of the above]".

C.O. Shea
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the looks of the bins... prepper? Supervise your child instead of watching doomsday content.

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All Day My 45-Year-Old Husband And 12-Year-Old Son Have Been Playing "Last Hit" (Hit Each Other And Run). I've Begged Them To Stop, Or At Least Go Outside

All Day My 45-Year-Old Husband And 12-Year-Old Son Have Been Playing "Last Hit" (Hit Each Other And Run). I've Begged Them To Stop, Or At Least Go Outside

The kid tripped on the stairs and ran into the wall. We have company coming tomorrow.

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#30

My 6-Year-Old Swung On The Gate Once

My 6-Year-Old Swung On The Gate Once

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#31

Got Bit By A 3-Year-Old

Got Bit By A 3-Year-Old

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#32

Tore The House Apart For Over An Hour, Had Enough, And Went To Make My Son Breakfast 

Tore The House Apart For Over An Hour, Had Enough, And Went To Make My Son Breakfast 

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#33

Finally Found My Missing AirPods! It Turns Out My 4-Year-Old Daughter Got Ahold Of Them And Put Them In The Toaster

Finally Found My Missing AirPods! It Turns Out My 4-Year-Old Daughter Got Ahold Of Them And Put Them In The Toaster

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Daughter Left The Garden Hose Running Outside All Night And It Managed To Flood My Basement

Daughter Left The Garden Hose Running Outside All Night And It Managed To Flood My Basement

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Dudley explained that a child's misbehavior could also result from their brain's rapid development. 

"A toddler's memory is improving, so he will remember what he wants more often," she said, adding that young children at this stage are still learning about developing relationships with other people and how far they can test certain limits.

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Digging Through The Car For Change To Buy Gas

Digging Through The Car For Change To Buy Gas

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've hear that you can take destroyed money to the bank and have it replaced. Just explain you have children. It happens.

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Work Of Art

Work Of Art

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I certainly think so! If one of my kids did that, I'd never be able to throw it away. I'd treasure it forever. My older son, a fantastic artist now, would be horrified if he knew I still had his early childhood drawings.

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My Daughter Found The Sharpie In My Car. RIP Resale Value

My Daughter Found The Sharpie In My Car. RIP Resale Value

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try some ethanol or isopropyl if it does not melt the plastic it will help to remove the stains pretty easily.

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My 3-Year-Old Son Decided To Microwave Our 3DS

My 3-Year-Old Son Decided To Microwave Our 3DS

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Dominik
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of the stories here are more about parenting than about kids being kids

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#41

4-Year-Old Put Cupcakes In My Dress Shoes

4-Year-Old Put Cupcakes In My Dress Shoes

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He's Smiling In The Photo, But 10 Seconds Later, When I Had To Sponge Him Up Really Hard Before It Got Dry, People Thought I Was Torturing Him In The Bathroom

He's Smiling In The Photo, But 10 Seconds Later, When I Had To Sponge Him Up Really Hard Before It Got Dry, People Thought I Was Torturing Him In The Bathroom

Lesson learned. I'm buying the cheapest kinds of eyeliners that are not so waterproof.

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#44

My 4-Year-Old Made My AirPods For Mother’s Day By Cutting The Cord Off My Headphones

My 4-Year-Old Made My AirPods For Mother’s Day By Cutting The Cord Off My Headphones

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#45

One Of My Kids Broke My Glasses

One Of My Kids Broke My Glasses

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#46

Got My PS5 Less Than 24 Hours Ago. I Love Having Kids

Got My PS5 Less Than 24 Hours Ago. I Love Having Kids

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When a child begins to push those boundaries, Dudley advises against constantly giving in. However, she also stressed the importance of giving notice of the sudden shift in dynamics. 

"Every moment of play is your child's work, so you need to give her forewarning of change."

#47

My Son Loves White Chocolate

My Son Loves White Chocolate

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#48

While Moving My Daughter Out Of Her Apartment, A Couch Was Dropped On My Head

While Moving My Daughter Out Of Her Apartment, A Couch Was Dropped On My Head

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#49

I Asked My 10-Year-Old To Clean The Baking Tray

I Asked My 10-Year-Old To Clean The Baking Tray

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried really had to get all that black stuff off, but this was the best I could do.

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If you struggle with your parenting journey, Marion has some important advice: "Don't underestimate the power of resting." It also helps to ask for assistance when needed.

"The mess will always be there. If people judge you for the pile of dirty dishes and unwashed laundry, then they aren't your people," she said.

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"Also, if visitors come by to see the baby, ask them to do some errand or small house task that you won't have the energy for as well. This used to be the way a village worked and is the way humans evolved.

"Our modern societal expectations of everything looking perfect and a mother doing all the things is evolutionarily unsustainable."

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It's My Daughter's Birthday And I've Made Her A Cake. It's Been Cooling Down In The Fridge. Let Me Just Check On It Real Quick

It's My Daughter's Birthday And I've Made Her A Cake. It's Been Cooling Down In The Fridge. Let Me Just Check On It Real Quick

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Granddaughter Drew Me Some Artwork

Granddaughter Drew Me Some Artwork

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#53

Sounds About Right

Sounds About Right

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I started wearing glasses pretty young and I remember I was given an entire demonstration on handling the glasses before I left the opticians. From how to wear and remove them to how to clean the lenses using the piece of cloth that comes in the case. Such a demonstration is useful for young kids cause they can easily damage the expensive glasses or themselves (accidentally poking themselves in the eyes) as a first time user!

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#54

My Kid Got Ahold Of My Recently Found iPhone 4S. Planned On Retrieving Photos And It's Going To Take A Few Guesses For What The Password Is

My Kid Got Ahold Of My Recently Found iPhone 4S. Planned On Retrieving Photos And It's Going To Take A Few Guesses For What The Password Is

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s just 35.77 days. You just gotta be patient and keep it away from the kid while you wait!

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#55

"Because My Phone Was Too Cold". That's Why My Kid Melted His Camera On The Heater Floor Vent 

"Because My Phone Was Too Cold". That's Why My Kid Melted His Camera On The Heater Floor Vent 

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#56

Yep, That's How Charging Phones Work

Yep, That's How Charging Phones Work

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#57

Brand New 65" Sony OLED TV vs. Matchbox Car

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got plate glass in front of mine. But, that's to protect against soup from climate protesters.

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#58

Kid Threw Change In My Air Conditioning Vents

Kid Threw Change In My Air Conditioning Vents

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once caught my cousin's son dropping plastic dinosaurs into a floor vent one by one. When I came over to stop him, he promptly dumped the entire box.

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Friend's Kid Found A Sharpie

Friend's Kid Found A Sharpie

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a pretty mild marker attack. We got one of those big paper pad - you know the kind you use for meetings on a easel, We mounted it on the wall at toddler height - she colored there,

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#60

My Daughter's Water Bottle Is Not Dishwasher Safe

My Daughter's Water Bottle Is Not Dishwasher Safe

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Mother-In-Law Sterilized My Daughter’s Bottles In A Pot Of Boiling Water

Mother-In-Law Sterilized My Daughter’s Bottles In A Pot Of Boiling Water

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, that should have worked. I also boiled baby bottles now and then and they were fine.

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#62

My Kid Painted A Picture And Wanted To Hang It On The Wall, So She Used Paint To Stick It On

My Kid Painted A Picture And Wanted To Hang It On The Wall, So She Used Paint To Stick It On

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#63

My Son Just Restarted My 3000+ Stages Run On Mario Maker 2

My Son Just Restarted My 3000+ Stages Run On Mario Maker 2

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nephew once erased a career mode file on Top Spin. He was just playing on exhibition mode for a few minutes... Months of game just erased.

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#64

My Wife Wanted To Do Something Nice For My Daughter And Her Friend. She Opened The Container Upside Down. Wife Was Less Than Pleased

My Wife Wanted To Do Something Nice For My Daughter And Her Friend. She Opened The Container Upside Down. Wife Was Less Than Pleased

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Close it. Flip it right side up. Some will be in the wrong place, but not as bad as sorting from scratch.

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#65

Ordered A Bag Of +100 Geometrical Chain Links For My Autistic Son To Replace His 1 Blue Square That He Lost

Ordered A Bag Of +100 Geometrical Chain Links For My Autistic Son To Replace His 1 Blue Square That He Lost

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd contact them and explain the situation. They'd probably happily send you one blue square. If I were a business owner, I would !

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#66

My 2-Year-Old Decided To Hit The TV With A Frozen Ukulele. Right Before The Super Bowl

My 2-Year-Old Decided To Hit The TV With A Frozen Ukulele. Right Before The Super Bowl

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#67

4-Year-Old Unlocked The Door To My Office With A Penny And Let My 2-Year-Old In To Create This $4,000 Masterpiece

4-Year-Old Unlocked The Door To My Office With A Penny And Let My 2-Year-Old In To Create This $4,000 Masterpiece

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not 4k. It should work fine and can easily be cleaned.

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#68

So Apparently, My 2-Year-Old Has Decided To Play Hide-And-Seek With My Border Collie's Favorite Tennis Ball. Throwing It Is Clearly Not Enough Fun

So Apparently, My 2-Year-Old Has Decided To Play Hide-And-Seek With My Border Collie's Favorite Tennis Ball. Throwing It Is Clearly Not Enough Fun

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UncleJohn3000
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You let your 2-year old crawl under your car? The word 'parent' can be a verb, you know.

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#69

Neighbors Had A Party And Some High Schooler Tagged My Daughter's Playhouse

Neighbors Had A Party And Some High Schooler Tagged My Daughter's Playhouse

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#70

I Let My Daughter Pull The Car Into The Garage

I Let My Daughter Pull The Car Into The Garage

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#71

Toddler Threw His Christmas Present At My Christmas Present

Toddler Threw His Christmas Present At My Christmas Present

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was probably upset that you got a big flatscreen TV for Christmas and he got a rock. Can't say I blame him.

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#72

I Discovered My Toddler Found My AirPods At The Worst Possible Time

I Discovered My Toddler Found My AirPods At The Worst Possible Time

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#73

One Of Our Kids Took Out A Half-Finished Bottle Of Orange Juice, And Left It On The Counter. In The Sun, Lid On Tight It Exploded This Afternoon. Some Of The Pulp Made It More Than Six Feet

One Of Our Kids Took Out A Half-Finished Bottle Of Orange Juice, And Left It On The Counter. In The Sun, Lid On Tight It Exploded This Afternoon. Some Of The Pulp Made It More Than Six Feet

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never knew how he did it but I once found a kitty litter encrusted pawprint on the ceiling.

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#74

Trying To Teach My 4-Year-Old Math. He Doesn't Believe Me Because It's Written On The Poster. Going To Be A Long Weekend

Trying To Teach My 4-Year-Old Math. He Doesn't Believe Me Because It's Written On The Poster. Going To Be A Long Weekend

x3 and x6 have a few errors; x7 is mostly wrong.

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#75

My Kid Had A Party In The Back Of The Car Yesterday With The Mineral Sunscreen

My Kid Had A Party In The Back Of The Car Yesterday With The Mineral Sunscreen

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#76

Fingertips Stomped By A 3-Year-Old

Fingertips Stomped By A 3-Year-Old

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#77

I Can Thank My 4-Year-Old Daughter For This One

I Can Thank My 4-Year-Old Daughter For This One

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#78

Got My Wife A Full-Size Mirror For Mother's Day. She Went To Clean Up A Space For It In The Bedroom And Our 4-Year-Old Broke It Trying To Hide From Our 6-Year-Old During Hide-And-Seek

Got My Wife A Full-Size Mirror For Mother's Day. She Went To Clean Up A Space For It In The Bedroom And Our 4-Year-Old Broke It Trying To Hide From Our 6-Year-Old During Hide-And-Seek

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#79

The First Day Of Lockdown In My City And My Toddler Does This

The First Day Of Lockdown In My City And My Toddler Does This

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#80

My Boys Have Been Purposely Wearing Mismatched Socks For Over A Year Now Just To Play With Us On Laundry Day

My Boys Have Been Purposely Wearing Mismatched Socks For Over A Year Now Just To Play With Us On Laundry Day

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#81

Sharpies Should Be Hidden Somewhere Far Away 

Sharpies Should Be Hidden Somewhere Far Away 

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Neb Skram
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you have kids and you allowe sharpies to enter you home your asking for this to happen & when it does happen as it will no crying allowed

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#82

My 2-Year-Old Daughter Drew On My Vintage Tweed Chair With Gel Crayons

My 2-Year-Old Daughter Drew On My Vintage Tweed Chair With Gel Crayons

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#83

Changed The Baby’s Diaper And When I Was Done I Found Out My 2-Year-Old Son Had Found A Purple Permanent Marker And Did Artwork On My New Crate And Barrel Couch

Changed The Baby’s Diaper And When I Was Done I Found Out My 2-Year-Old Son Had Found A Purple Permanent Marker And Did Artwork On My New Crate And Barrel Couch

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Tiffany Wilson
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buying expensive furniture when you still have small children in the house is a bad idea.

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#84

My Son Was So Excited To Show Me The Art He Drew On My Car With A Rock

My Son Was So Excited To Show Me The Art He Drew On My Car With A Rock

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#85

My Daughter Wiped Nail Polish On My Chair And It Looks Like Poop

My Daughter Wiped Nail Polish On My Chair And It Looks Like Poop

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#86

My Daughter Said She Could Put Her Own Ketchup On Her Plate. I Won't Be Trusting Her With The Ketchup Bottle Again For A While

My Daughter Said She Could Put Her Own Ketchup On Her Plate. I Won't Be Trusting Her With The Ketchup Bottle Again For A While

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#87

Hole In The Wall My 10-Year-Old Made Because He Couldn't Have His iPad

Hole In The Wall My 10-Year-Old Made Because He Couldn't Have His iPad

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#88

That's Some Red Sharpie. Don't Have Kids 

That's Some Red Sharpie. Don't Have Kids 

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Upstaged75
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don't keep Sharpies in the house if you do have kids. :) As all these pics prove, they WILL find it.

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#89

My Beautiful Children (2 And 4 Year Old) Drew Me A Picture... On My Car... With Rocks

My Beautiful Children (2 And 4 Year Old) Drew Me A Picture... On My Car... With Rocks

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#90

A Normal Daily Report From My 2.5-Year-Old Child’s Daycare

A Normal Daily Report From My 2.5-Year-Old Child’s Daycare

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Janie Note
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not listening and putting stuff in her panties would be a problem for an older child. You really, really cannot expect a 2,5 year old child to "behave" in a way that they would not do this kind of s**t. At that age, they are simply cognitiveley not able to "listen". Of course, you have to set certain boundaries, but you just cannot expect impulse control or logic, or being still from a toddler. This is totally ridiculous.

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#91

The Etsy Shop Nailed It With Our Notes

The Etsy Shop Nailed It With Our Notes

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#92

"I Cut A Hole". My Son Put A Popsicle Wrapper In The Pocket Of His Brand New Pants And Zipped Them Shut. Then He Wanted To Take The Wrapper Out 

"I Cut A Hole". My Son Put A Popsicle Wrapper In The Pocket Of His Brand New Pants And Zipped Them Shut. Then He Wanted To Take The Wrapper Out 

He figured it would be easier to cut a hole in the pants than unzip the pocket.

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Bored something
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So close enough to take a photo of him cutting the hole but not close enough to stop him.

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#93

I Have COVID And Was Sleeping My Fever Off This Morning. My Kids (2 And 4) Got Into The Toothpaste. Where Do I Begin?

I Have COVID And Was Sleeping My Fever Off This Morning. My Kids (2 And 4) Got Into The Toothpaste. Where Do I Begin?

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similarly
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Luckily it's just toothpaste. It'll wash out pretty easily. Carpet will get clean ... and be protected from cavities.

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#94

I Grabbed My 2-Year-Old's Christmas Present From The Closet And It's Completely Full Of These Little Grubs

I Grabbed My 2-Year-Old's Christmas Present From The Closet And It's Completely Full Of These Little Grubs

I bought this doll at my local Walmart, and there was no sign of them when I bought them. Nothing else it was stored with, has them, and the box is still sealed. Pitched the box after cleaning the dolls, probably another 20 in there.

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#95

My Kid’s Fresh Nike Kicks Arrived Today

My Kid’s Fresh Nike Kicks Arrived Today

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#96

Daughter Ate The Center Of A Birthday Brownie

Daughter Ate The Center Of A Birthday Brownie

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#97

My Daughter Purchased Almost $400 Worth Of V-Bucks And Other Stuff On Fortnite (I Can't Afford This)

My Daughter Purchased Almost $400 Worth Of V-Bucks And Other Stuff On Fortnite (I Can't Afford This)

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#98

Got My Daughter A Penguin To Track For Christmas. He Passed Away. And The Kids All Thought It Was Hilarious

Got My Daughter A Penguin To Track For Christmas. He Passed Away. And The Kids All Thought It Was Hilarious

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#99

Just Enjoying Breaking The Heirloom

Just Enjoying Breaking The Heirloom

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MellonCollie
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what is this piece of jewellery still doing within reach of your daughter, after she broke it twice already?

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#100

Not How I Wanted To Spend My Birthday. I Had To Take My 7-Week-Old Daughter To Hospital With RSV, She's Now On Breathing Support And Will Require It For A Couple Of Days

Not How I Wanted To Spend My Birthday. I Had To Take My 7-Week-Old Daughter To Hospital With RSV, She's Now On Breathing Support And Will Require It For A Couple Of Days

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