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#2

I'm 49. Just Found This In My Mum's Bookcase

Final score:

789points

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kurisutofu 4 years ago

Depending on how long it took to see that book, the title may be correct.

467points

#3

Heckin Bots

Final score:

784points

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Elsker 4 years ago

it kinda does look like an automated message... would've fooled me

266points

It’s crazy how much some unlucky incidents and totally random things can change the course of our day. In reality, every one of us can go from joyful to plain wrecked in a moment for countless reasons. Spilling your takeaway coffee on a blouse is one, getting a call you didn’t expect is another, and the list goes on.

Bored Panda reached out to Amy Morin, a psychotherapist and author of the book “13 Things Mentally Strong People Don't Do,” to find out more about why such random things like spilled coffee can be an instant day-breaker. Amy explained that it all has to do with us letting negative thoughts in.

“When you believe things like the world is unfair or nothing in your life ever goes right, you experience upsetting feelings.” It’s especially true “when something doesn't work out the way you hoped.”

#4

It Was A Great Day Till This Moment

Final score:

774points

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

This actually looks hilarious, sorry, I can't stop laughing....

324points

#5

An Honest Mistake

Final score:

773points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

I shouldn’t be laughing 😂

393points

#6

When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

Final score:

765points

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zims 4 years ago

If anything the warm enclosed space would make it work better, especially if the metal dumpster is in the sun.

214points

But what if we teach ourselves to become immune to both small and large misfortunes? Amy suggests that we can, in fact, train positive thinking. “When you notice unhelpful thoughts like, 'This is awful,' or 'Nothing ever goes right,' respond to the thoughts in a more productive way.”

This is the essential point when you can still save your day from breaking. This is why you should try to reframe the sudden negative thoughts into something more realistic. “For example, if you're thinking it's unfair that you have to wait for traffic, remind yourself, 'There are millions of cars on the road. Traffic jams are bound to happen. I'll be OK,'" Amy suggested.

#7

Bakery Fail

Final score:

724points

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Flo 4 years ago

This made me laugh :')

30points

#8

This Is The Worst Picture Ever Taken Of Me

Final score:

710points

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NoodleBear 4 years ago

I would love to have a photo of myself like that 😂 I enjoy making fun of myself

194points

#9

Priest Accidentally Live-Streamed Mass With Sunglasses And Hat Filter

Final score:

698points

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pepper 2015 4 years ago

More priests should do this.

321points

Of course, there are people with a personality that makes it easier for them to be positive, but it doesn’t mean all the others should stay in misery. “Everyone can develop a healthier, more realistic mindset,” Amy urges.

“You can train your brain to look for the good in the world and develop the mental strength you need to perform and feel your best.” Start from small steps like reframing negative thoughts into realistic facts, and grow your positive thinking into a habit.

Accepting things for what they are and not for how they make you feel can be truly therapeutic. In this way, you no longer blame yourself for something as ridiculous as spilled coffee and the day, it keeps on shining.

#10

Whipped Myself Into A Frustrated Rage Trying To Find My Drill For Half An Hour

Final score:

696points

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sabocat 4 years ago

If you had the blue Makita, you probably would have left it on the floor.

218points

#11

Tiny Body Or Giant Head?

Final score:

683points

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Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago

Bobblehead

107points

#12

My Brother, On The Ride Home From Picking Up His New Puppy

Final score:

673points

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Downunderdude 4 years ago

New puppy fact #1: gets carsick.

289points

#13

My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

Final score:

643points

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G4dg3tG4l 4 years ago

cool cat!

188points

#14

My Daughter - Class Of 2020

Sums up High School graduation this year.

Einstein Visuals Report

Final score:

635points

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NoodleBear 4 years ago

Pretty accurate for 2020

262points

#15

I Wouldn't Be Going Home After That

Final score:

634points

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Eglė Bukauskaitė 4 years ago

Sad_panda_...7a97d0.gif

166points

#16

Simple As That

Final score:

580points

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Malakai 4 years ago

Just take him down to the DMV--he should pass with flying colors!

164points

#17

They Need An Intervention, Not A Convention

Final score:

572points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago (edited)

Why that face? Man, it's your wedding

145points

#18

Grandma’s Baking Skills Aren’t What They Used To Be

Final score:

562points

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zims 4 years ago

They always look like that before you level the top off. It'll be covered in icing anyway.

32points

#19

After A Few Weeks, I Returned To My Apartment

Final score:

541points

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Susan Reid Smith 4 years ago

Easiest room to clean up...

49points

#20

3 Am Snack

Final score:

527points

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Malakai 4 years ago

Uh... Listen, I understand some parents do need to install cameras (I know a woman with an abusive ex-husband, and her children need the extra supervision), but....tell your kids. That's just creepy otherwise.

342points

#21

When The Sun's Out And You Don't Think It Through

Final score:

520points

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aussie snowdropper 4 years ago

make a great tattoo stencil

144points

#22

My Friend Works As An Extra In Movies And Does Stock Photography. Just Saw Him Pictured As An Offender On A Bus In Florida

Final score:

510points

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sabocat 4 years ago

There are websites that digitally generate faces for this purpose. Can't believe the marketing people didn't consider that.

256points

#23

It's Just A Little Ice, It's Fine

Final score:

496points

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Downunderdude 4 years ago

Bit of a buff, she'll be right.

202points

#24

I Brought A Bag Of Used Cat Litter With Me To Throw Away On The Way To Work. I Also Brought My Lunch. Guess Which One Came To Work With Me

Final score:

489points

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$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

Bon appétit.

227points

#25

Lost My Wallet 3 Days Ago, Finally Ordered New Cards And Then

Final score:

488points

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Took me a few seconds...

190points

#26

I Paid $6 To Have Two Slices Of American Cheese Delivered To My Door

I was trying to order a plain cheeseburger meal from McDonalds through DoorDash, and so I deselected all the extra stuff (onions, pickles, etc.).
Turns out I deselected the Buns and Meat too, so I just paid $6 to have 2 pieces of American Cheese delivered to my apartment.

Wubnaught Report

Final score:

488points

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Dylan Vite 4 years ago

I mean, if you don't want it…

165points

#27

Hiked Two Hours To Set Up A Picnic, Returned To This

Final score:

486points

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Agfox 4 years ago

Ox marks the spot!

412points

#28

Was Confused When It Didn't Sound Like It Hit The Floor

Final score:

486points

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Malakai 4 years ago

Time for a new toothbrush

268points

#29

Grand Rapids, MI Reporter Gets Her New License Plate

Final score:

480points

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Malakai 4 years ago

Why? You don't like duck all the time?

215points

#30

I Need A File Lost In This Room

Final score:

473points

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zims 4 years ago

That's my ideal day at the office. Throw on some headphones and get down to sifting.

224points

#31

To Whoever Dumped Their Old Bedframe By TJ's In Hyde Park Choose A Less Windy Day Next Time So It Doesn't Get Stuck To The Side Of My House

Final score:

472points

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

This is almost impressive how it's hanging on...

221points

#32

Honey

Final score:

460points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Whilst it is unfortunate it is unlikely your daughter would have known what it said unless you told her or she is extremely gifted to be able to read at such a young age, especially cursive.

322points

#33

The Printer Exploded

Final score:

459points

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WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too) 4 years ago

Coal mining accident.

154points

#34

I Have Lost One Piece Of This 2000 Pieces Puzzle

Final score:

456points

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ThreeOfAKind 4 years ago

Nooooo!

195points

#35

Feeling Like Kevin From The Office Right Now

Final score:

454points

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giovanna 4 years ago

That's one of the many reasons why I don't understand carpeting your floors!

167points

#36

This Happened To My Car Today

Final score:

451points

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Grant Barke 4 years ago

Hungry car is hungry.

123points

#37

Aaaand There Go My $300 Headphones

Final score:

425points

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Summer 4 years ago

aww how can i be mad with that face????

233points

#38

Now We Know Who The Favorite Child Is

Final score:

422points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Ouch, that must have hurt.

226points

#39

Guess Who's Severely Allergic To Hair Dye? This Girl

Final score:

418points

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NoodleBear 4 years ago

On the bright side though, your hair looks great 😁

355points

#40

Last Week I Seeded My Lawn. Just Wanted To Share The Progress It's Made So Far

Final score:

413points

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JuJu 4 years ago

Very evenly

115points

#41

Was Looking Forward To Having Some Nice Bread From A Local Bakery

Final score:

409points

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LottieH 4 years ago

Stuff the hole with sandwich fillings! Yum!

338points

#42

I Accidentally Put My Leather Gloves In The Washing Machine

Final score:

402points

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80 Van 4 years ago

Looks like you must acquit.

364points

#43

Somebody Didn’t Strap The Egg Trolleys In Properly On The Truck. 10,500 Eggs Broken

Final score:

393points

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Martha Meyer 4 years ago

So much wastage!!

218points

#44

Was Having Valentine's Day Dinner When I Went Downstairs To Check On Why The Heat Wasn't Working. Found 4 Feet Of Water Covering The Entire Basement

Final score:

380points

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Cass Sass 4 years ago

This reminds me of the year when we all gathered at my grandma's for Christmas. The first day the kids came running telling us there was a "river" running from one of a wall in the basement. Most of us thought they were playing, but grandpa went to have a look. A pipe had frozen and the basement was filling up. He had to turn off the water. Chrismas, 19 persons and no water. Could it get any worse? Of course, it can. A storm with heavy snow passed that night and the whole area lost electricity as well as phone contact. The roads where blocked and we could not leave until two days later.

310points

#45

Allergic To Almost Everything On The Allergy Skin Test. Some Of It Was So Swollen The Doctor Could Barely Tell Which Was Which

Final score:

363points

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

I had to do these tests when I was a kid, and that's the reason to why I absolutely refused to have them done as an adult a few months ago. It's possible now days to test a blood sample which is much much better! Putting an allergic child through these tests is torture, trust me.

207points

#46

Friend Of Mine Posted This Photo Of The Job Site Today

Final score:

355points

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Martha Meyer 4 years ago

Now who can shovel the fastest, boys?

194points

#47

Our Puppy Had Explosive Diarrhea All Over My Wife

Final score:

349points

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Downunderdude 4 years ago

See #1 above. New puppy fact #2: and that's not all...

204points

Dilly Millandry 4 years ago

Dire rear... Poor pup. FFS - they've blurred out the s**t!! Oh ridiculous is that???

25points

RaroaRaroa 4 years ago

New puppy fact No.1 is, transport them properly, in a cage or in the back of the car. Not held in your hands on your lap. Not only to avoid this, but for their safety.

7points

Mal 4 years ago

omg LOL the-more-y...60a699.jpg

6points

Bridget Parslow 4 years ago

collected my first dog, aged 9-12 months (he'd been a street dog) and he did exactly the same, both ends all over the boot of the hatch back!

5points

Marnie Payne 4 years ago

dying........ in tears laughing so hard lol

1point

Gregg V 4 years ago

Another reason why cats rule.

-3points

John L 4 years ago

Your first mistake was not crating the dog on the way home. Second was keeping him in your lap.

14points

Tambot 4 years ago

This is all fine and dandy, but when you bring a brand new puppy home, who is nervous and scared I don't know anyone who would crate them on the car drive home.

0points

Johnny 4 years ago

Why would you blur out the diarrhea? It wouldn't be the worst thing seen on the internet.

10points

Shieshie Sweetie Kiss 4 years ago

Well, there are someone out there eating while looking at these pics.

7points

MiniMaus 4 years ago

Happened to me and a 6yr old dog. My fault. He was whining and whining and I thought he was just excited to get to the park. Apparently not.

8points

Sevenarwen 4 years ago

Her face🤣

8points

Sanne Roovers 4 years ago

I just feel her face!

3points

Debra Robinson 4 years ago

pixelating is not enough

3points

Bettina Jansen 4 years ago

What makes me laugh is that they blurred out the poop. Seriously ?!?!?

2points

Tori Williams 3 years ago

dont wanna make ppl barf

0points

Johanne Trudeau 4 years ago

Oh, eewwww!!!!

2points

Eglė Bukauskaitė 4 years ago

oh man, she had a towel and all...

2points

Bette Noire 4 years ago (edited)

When I was a kid, I loved to go to a pet shop called Puppy Palace at the mall. It was always my favorite place and the highlight of the day for me. Inside, they had cages of puppies that were stacked one on top of the other. One day there was this adorable puppy that was in a bottom cage and while I was bending down to say hi to it, the puppy in the cage above it suddenly got violent diarrhea. It was squatting at the edge of the cage and that's when I got showered with a stream of hot puppy poop, all over the back of my head, neck and down my shoulder. It was one of the most disgusting things that's ever happened to me and I completely forgot about it... until now, decades later. Gee. Thanks for memories!

1point

LotusWolff 3 years ago

Puppy Palace? Like in Dork Diaries?

0points

Torhild Hansen 4 years ago

A**s vulcanus!

1point

Fran Stateler 4 years ago

Love her expression.

1point

Michelle Smiles 4 years ago

That is worse then puke

1point

Mildred Thompson 4 years ago

SAD!

1point

James F. Wilson Jr. 4 years ago

Lady,If he even smiles,When you get home give you husband a BIG HUG.

1point

JLaw 4 years ago

This is why I contain my pups in a carrier, with vet bed, and lots of towels when collecting them. I still need towels for one as she drools so bad when travelling in the car.

1point

annalisa favaron 3 months ago

Why don't people use carriers when they go to pick up their puppies??

0points

Bi bird️‍y 2 years ago

BP forgot to censor some diarrhea 😂

0points

Polina Semeniuk 3 years ago

That's Gross AF

0points

Caylee-Ann Becerra 3 years ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

2763MilesAway 3 years ago

THANK YOU FOR CENSORING IT

0points

FoxFace 4 years ago

Why is it blurred?

0points

Dylan Dim 4 years ago

LOL 61951124_6...d4c1e2.gif

0points

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 4 years ago

Awww! I feel bad (for the girl and the dog) I wold give her a hug after she cleans up

0points

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 4 years ago

*would

0points

Kate Albert 4 years ago

He didn’t have parvo did he? Hope puppy is ok.

0points

james jones 4 years ago

My poor dog had an allergic reaction to the anesthetic for her spay surgery, it lasted 2 days, s**t storm all over the house

0points

Faith Livengood 4 years ago

Oh. Uh thats why i walk my dogs (if i gad any)

0points

Nora Galan Serra 4 years ago

So you pixilated at the top but not at the seat belt

0points

Sam Cook 4 years ago

What a load of c**p.

0points

Sandy Kavanaugh 4 years ago

Worm meds strike again!

0points

Heather Hayllar 4 years ago

Oh Nooooo!

0points

Ninja Nonna 4 years ago

She still loves him...or will after a shower.

0points

funpandy 4 years ago

UmU maybe Ill get a Hamster Instead

0points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Just had my 12 week old kitten to the vet for first visit and shots. Covid stuff... had to sit in the car until called. Roxy (kitten) took the most massive, stinkiest c**p in her carrier. We couldn't get out of the car for near 20 mins. Lovely! LOL

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 4 years ago

poor little thing - sorry but that's too likely to be parvo ...so hopefully you were on your way to the vet (then the shower)

0points

Emma M 4 years ago

Funny (not funny?) when spouses go for the camera before a towel

0points

Robert Townsend 4 years ago

It could've been worse, it could've been a Great Dane

0points

Gina Hutchason 4 years ago

GROSS, I'D PUKE

0points

VANILLA 4 years ago

Oh god, they forgot to blur out some

0points

CR Harvey 4 years ago

Always, always have new animal in a crate. The smell is as bad but the mess is easier to contain.

0points

Patrick Shore 4 years ago

projectile seen it, like a fountain powered by compressed air

0points

GFSTaylor 4 years ago

And if the puppy had been secured properly, you'd had got s**t on your cat, but not on yourself. And the puppy would have been safer.

0points

Tambot 4 years ago

No one crates a brand new puppy they are bringing home. I wouldn't. It looks like the pup is new to them.

0points

Maria Ribaulo 4 years ago

thank you for blurring that out :-)

0points

Jessica Cole 4 years ago

Dude omfg

0points

Zelda Blue 4 years ago

There is a reason to transport in a kennel.

0points

MrTree1779 4 years ago

Okay, we're taking a detour to the vet.

0points

Gemjoybug 4 years ago

Yep 10 week old puppy was sick in the foot well

0points

lara 4 years ago

Oh, that poor baby, I hope he's ok.

0points

Meyer Weinstock 4 years ago (edited)

Yep, happened to me when my 1 y/o child came back from a checkup....

0points

Moose Keating 4 years ago

Thanks for the pixelation.

0points

Gr8Gramma2-4 4 years ago

Hope it was a short trip to their destination.

0points

Laura Crawley 4 years ago

What a crappie ride that must have been...

0points

Jeff Requier 4 years ago

never had this problem,

0points

Windix Family 4 years ago

Eeeeew it’s green

0points

jiriw 4 years ago

that's why i don't like pets.

-3points

a dose of reality 4 years ago

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Oh hell no!

1point

#48

Forgot My Headphones On The Ground While The Roomba Was Running

Final score:

332points

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Láďa Durchánek 4 years ago

Not much worse than any pocket.

158points

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#49

This Morning A Bat Crashed Into My Face And Fell Into My Breakfast. He Seemed Fine

Final score:

106points

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T Simmons 4 years ago

Are you.... living in a cave?

99points

#50

Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower. Walked In On This

Final score:

105points

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Tracy Lord 4 years ago

I love that they took a photo before (presumably) helping. I doubt their husband was so appreciative of that, though.

28points

#51

Last Week A Bald Eagle Flew Threw My Bedroom Window, While I Was Laying In Bed. It Was Insane, To Say The Least

Final score:

103points

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Nadine Khazaka 4 years ago

I guess it means you're the next US President, congratulations.

85points

#52

We Hiked 3 Hours To Get A Good Picture Of Our Hometown. Our City Is On The Left

Final score:

103points

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sabocat 4 years ago

Still an amazing pic.

89points

#53

Don't Put Emojis In Your Bank Account Nicknames

Final score:

98points

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Francis 4 years ago

Imagine being the person that programmed this function, you tested everything, like ä And :) but one customer is always better at testing than you are :D

44points

#54

Kitchen Cabinets Decided To Yeet Themselves At 4 In The Morning

Final score:

97points

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NJ 4 years ago

can't imagine being awakened by the racket!

42points

#55

My Sister Bought Some Strawberries From A Very Large Grocery Chain In BC Canada. Comes With A Live Prize Inside

Final score:

94points

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Panda Kicki 4 years ago

And you protected the snakes identity, good, dont want it to feel ashamed 😜

90points

#56

A Massive Mineshaft Opens Up Under A Garage At A House In Scorrier Near Redruth In Cornwall

This shaft is truly massive and is approximately 300 ft to water and god knows how deep from there!

Mark Thomas Report

Final score:

94points

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Dylan Vite 4 years ago

I told Steve NOT to use his pickaxe near civilisation!

60points

#57

I Was Hoping For Post-Chemo Curls As A Consolation Prize After Breast Cancer. Instead I’m About To Go Super Saiyan

Final score:

94points

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ThreeOfAKind 4 years ago

I think it looks quite nice actually :)

82points

#58

The One Time The Toner Exploded At Work While Switching It Out. You Can See Where I Was At That Exact Moment

Final score:

92points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

reminds me Mr. Bean painting his appartment :-)

51points

#59

Pineapple Field Near Taal Volcano After Nearly A Day Of Spewing Ashes. No Filter

Final score:

92points

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NoodleBear 4 years ago

Real life monochrome

39points

#60

I Spent Over 4 Hours Baking A Cake Only To Immediately Drop It

Final score:

91points

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Malakai 4 years ago

😱

33points

#61

The Robot Takeover Has Begun

Final score:

90points

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JuJu 4 years ago

Schadenfreude

22points

#62

Imagine Going To School For 12 Years And Graduating At Walmart

Final score:

89points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

"Welcome Future Associates of Wal-Mart!" lol

37points

#63

Just Found A Lug Nut In My Fruit Bar

Final score:

89points

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Jacqueline Arana 4 years ago

That's nuts

50points

#64

Where's The Shade?

Final score:

87points

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NotYourMama 4 years ago

What they should really ask is why you don't invest in some SPF

57points

#65

Left A Can Of Tuna In Here To Lure A Pesky Raccoon, Found This In The Morning

Final score:

87points

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Sue Hubbard 4 years ago

What were you going to do with the raccoon? Hope the cat is ok too.

42points

#66

If You're Wondering Why The Driver's Window Is Clean, It's Because It Was Down When The Truck Next To Me Drove Through The Puddle

And also, if you were wondering, I can tell you what puddle water tastes like.

AdmiralLobstero Report

Final score:

87points

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Alex Bailey 4 years ago

Yummy!

15points

#67

Worst. Delivery. Ever (Oc)

Final score:

87points

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ThreeOfAKind 4 years ago

I “accidentally” threw your parcel on top of the roof...

93points

#68

Parked My Jeep Under The Porch To Keep It Out Of The Weather

Final score:

86points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

Given the situation, I'm sure it will be in the weather no matter where you park it.

47points

#69

I Broke A Hammer Trying To Pry A Nail Out Of The Floorboards And It Looks Really Disappointed In Itself

Final score:

85points

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Nomadus Aureus 4 years ago

Paint it white to make it look like a battle droid:D

38points

#70

Stepped On This Thumbtack This Morning. Not A Very Peaceful Way To Start The Day

Final score:

85points

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BusLady 4 years ago

Doctor: how long has it been since you had a tetanus shot?

2points

#71

That's Not What I Wanted To Fall From The Cabinet

Final score:

85points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

Just put some pantyhose on the end of your vaccuum

71points

#72

God Damnit

Final score:

84points

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Lucas 4 years ago

I had that happen, they gave me a personal DVD player instead.

34points

#73

She Traded For The Window Seat Before Getting On The Plane

Final score:

84points

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Francis 4 years ago

Still better than the middle seat

43points

#74

Someone Spilled Their Smoothie In Class, And Now It Looks Like Someone Has Been Brutally Murdered

Final score:

84points

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Martha Meyer 4 years ago

Looks like an awful case of nose bleeding to me.

29points

#75

After Years Of Saving, I Finally Bought My First House. The Key Snapped In The Door And Locked Me Out

Final score:

84points

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('-')/ neeta ('-')/ 4 years ago

My heart aches for you

30points

#76

Long Kayaking Trip + Belly Rolls = Most Inconsistent Sunburn Ever

Final score:

84points

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giovanna 4 years ago

Why don't you people put on sunscreen?

85points

#77

A Pipe Broke Upstairs

Final score:

83points

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Perfumista Perfumista 4 years ago

Sure it's not a basilisk?

65points

#78

After 3 Years Of Work, I Graduate Today With My Master’s From Harvard. In My Office

Final score:

83points

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Margaret Wells 4 years ago

Congratulations are still in order ! Congrats!!

72points

#79

Happened To A Friend, She Was Almost Finished

Final score:

81points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

Why the long....I mean, flat face.

34points

#80

Got My License In The Mail Today

Final score:

81points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Youre a ghost?

77points

#81

My Boyfriend Dropped My Makeup Bag

Final score:

81points

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WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too) 4 years ago

At least you have an excuse to go shopping now.

41points

#82

These Are All My Bank Cards, ID Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater

Final score:

80points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

That is for all the cucumber trick. Look who's laughing now.

54points

#83

Dropped The Trash. Hallelujah

Final score:

80points

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Martha Meyer 4 years ago

Someone is clearly not recycling.

61points

#84

My Buddy Got This After Working At His Job For 42years. The Sticker Isn't Even On Straight Lol

Final score:

79points

POST

zims 4 years ago

You can actually buy yourself an award if you know where to shop. Pins, plaques, fancy glass statues, you name it. I got myself a pin to celebrate my 5th year work anniversary, in an incredibly passive-aggressive jab at Human Resources. I wish I had worn it to my exit interview.

28points

#85

Found This While Walking To Work This Morning. This Is Gonna Suck Big Time For Someone

Final score:

78points

POST

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Maybe it belongs to the map puzzle from above?

177points

#86

Not A Good Night For This Doordash Driver

Final score:

76points

POST

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

No soup for you

46points

#87

“Can You Take The Cinnamon Rolls Out In 15 Minutes While I Run To The Store?” “No Problem.” “Don’t Forget.” “Babe, I Won’t Forget”. I Forgot

Final score:

76points

POST

kate h 4 years ago (edited)

They are now poop emojis

57points

#88

Grab Your S**t, We´re Leaving Now

Final score:

75points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Well they do need to replace the missing teeth on their typewriter.

62points

#89

Need To Keep The Light On When I Get Ready For Work

Final score:

75points

POST

Kit Tan 4 years ago

Loving the socks!

44points

#90

The Cat Closed The Balcony Door On Me By Standing On The Handle And Pushing It Down. I Had To Wait For Someone Who Had A Key To My Apartment To Open It Up For Me. Luckily, I Had My Phone With Me

Final score:

75points

POST

Sawdust 4 years ago

The cat looks like it was on purpose!

68points

#91

Our Glass Coffee Table Randomly Exploded While We Were Watching TV

Final score:

73points

POST

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

What were you watching that push the table over the edge to commit suicide.

70points

#92

Work Meeting Etiquette

Final score:

73points

POST

Grace Cho 4 years ago (edited)

good job.

4points

#93

Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mothers Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

Final score:

72points

POST

Kit Tan 4 years ago

I thought I saw two turtles

19points

#94

ABC Reporter Will Reve Appeared On Good Morning America Without Pants

Final score:

71points

POST

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Short segment. Very Very short segment :P

24points

#95

Cabinet Fell Off The Wall While I Was Out. Handmade Dishes I've Collected Over The Years, Now Shattered

I guess it's fine I don't have dishes anymore, since the cabinet knocked open the fridge door, ruining all my food.

reddit.com Report

Final score:

71points

POST

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

The fridge did it! (The two paper towels on top look like eyes...)

30points

#96

My Landlord Sprayed Painted This Tree Guard And The Wind Blew The Paint Onto This Persons Dodge

Final score:

70points

POST

NoodleBear 4 years ago

Kinda looks cool actually

43points

#97

Waited In Line For This Roller Coaster For Two Hours, When I Finally Got To The Front They Said I Was Too Tall

Final score:

70points

POST

zims 4 years ago

They should give you a free pass to the front of another line

53points

#98

Scored A Sweet Pair Of Jeans Off Ebay At A Steal Of A Price. Just Found Out Why

Final score:

70points

POST

Perfumista Perfumista 4 years ago

I assume ebay refunded the money

21points

#99

I Wanted To Use Some Of My Savings And Then I Saw They Were Eaten By Ants

Final score:

69points

POST

Francis 4 years ago

Where did you hide it?

45points

#100

Supposed To Be My Bachelor Party Today. Now It's A Party For 1. It Might Feel Odd Later When I Strip For Myself

Final score:

68points

POST

Hunter 4 years ago

I FEEL YOU MAN

14points

#101

Went Hiking Over The Weekend To Blow Off Steam From Finals Week. Guess Who Has A Presentation Today

Final score:

68points

POST

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Did you hike through bees, pollen and peanuts?

92points

#102

I Hate My Life

Final score:

68points

POST

Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

It's a clean toilet and the water is the same that comes out of your kitchen and shower. Just grab 'em. No biggie.

52points

#103

Ate While Driving, So Didn't Pay Attention. Got Most Of The Way Through When I Realized The Chicken Was 100% Raw

Final score:

68points

POST

JuJu 4 years ago

How's life without tastebuds?

67points

#104

When You’re Out For A Nice Sunday Drive

Final score:

68points

POST

Kjorn 4 years ago

Don't mess with Catniss!

2points

#105

Customer Ordered All This Food On Uber Eats And Canceled The Order The Moment I Finished Making Everything

Final score:

67points

POST

ThreeOfAKind 4 years ago

Who would do that??

53points

#106

New Sofa Delivered - Thanks, Forklift Truck Driver

Final score:

67points

POST

Eva Bryson 4 years ago

Ohhh...that's going back right now!

38points

#107

Not An April Fools Joke I 100% Accidentally Full-On Sealed A Cat Into A Wall. I Didn’t Even Know They Had A Cat

Final score:

67points

POST

NoodleBear 4 years ago

At least the customer was super understanding about it

70points

#108

Ordered A "Half Mushroom Half Pepperoni" Pizza

Final score:

67points

POST

Flo 4 years ago

Well I guess it works..

14points

#109

Mosquitos Just Love Open Back Shirts

Final score:

67points

POST

Fred and George Weasley 4 years ago

ouch

26points

#110

My Chicken Stole A Whole Piece Of Pizza From My Plate

Final score:

66points

POST

Peet 4 years ago

Pizza pollo?

20points

#111

When Your April Fools Prank Is To Replace All The Mugs In The Office, But Everyone Works From Home Now

Final score:

65points

POST

citcat 4 years ago

There is always next year

32points

#112

He's Lost All Control

Final score:

64points

POST

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Friend zone level 10

60points

#113

Theo Is Very Confused

Final score:

64points

POST

Sawdust 4 years ago

Neighbors came by later asking if anyone had seen their cat.

41points

#114

Took A Shortcut Cause I Had To Poop. But Ran Into BLM Protest With No End In Sight

Final score:

63points

POST

Elsker 4 years ago

thou shalt not poop

50points

#115

Our Company Now Has 900 Of These Pens

Final score:

62points

POST

GirlFriday 4 years ago

The National Pen Company and their signature pen. I can recognize it from a mile away. They have the worst quality control.

40points

#116

Sat Down To Take A S**t And I Look Up To Find This Lovely Guy

Final score:

62points

POST

Laugh or not 4 years ago

At least your trousers were already down.

75points

#117

So I Rolled Over In Bed This Morning And Made A New Friend, About 2 Inches From My Face

Final score:

62points

POST

Carrie de Luka 4 years ago

Hah - I've had worse. Was drying my face and saw, in the mirror, as the spider crawled out of the folds...

15points

#118

My Photo In My College Card

Final score:

61points

POST

Margaret Wells 4 years ago

That photo is slimming!

24points

#119

Pre-Ordered A Signed Vinyl Record, The Band Mistakenly Signed The Cellophane Wrapping And Not The Album Cover

Final score:

61points

POST

SanchaTheSeeker 4 years ago

I heard they resent them a new copy with the signatures in the right place

23points

#120

One Of These Is Applesauce. One Of These Is Grease From A Deep Fryer. Guess Which One I Ate A Spoonful Of A Few Minutes Ago

Final score:

61points

POST

zims 4 years ago

Left is the grease, right is the applesauce. Texture and smell should have been a tipoff at soon as you opened the jar.

62points

#121

Roomba Made The Poor Choice Of Trying To Clean Up Dog Poop. After Dragging It Around The Dining Room, The Roomba Put Itself In The Corner. I’m Assuming Because Of Shame

Final score:

61points

POST

KLo86 4 years ago

Is carpet in the dining room a little icky or is it just me?

37points

#122

300kgs Of Pudding Gone. Took Almost 4 Hours To Clean Up

Final score:

61points

POST

Mieke 4 years ago

At first I thought it was paint.........

28points

#123

Great

Final score:

60points

POST

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago (edited)

Stop storing your plug in your underwear.

29points

#124

Made A Small Error While Trimming The Hedges

Final score:

59points

POST

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

same here... at least the fuse worked well

19points

#125

Gotta Worry About Covid-19, Racism, And Now Ninjas. Ran Over A Shuriken Today On My Way Home From The Store

Final score:

58points

POST

PicnicsEverywhere 4 years ago

Upvote because of the caption.

5points

#126

I've Been Saving Up For A Switch For A Couple Months Now. I Finally Got It Last Week And Found This In My Dog's Mouth

Final score:

57points

POST

Malakai 4 years ago

Holy crow! Is the dog okay?!?! D8

14points

#127

Ordered Shorts Off Of Old Navy, And All Of Them Came With The Security Tags

Final score:

57points

POST

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 4 years ago

well c**p, now you've gotta take them there to have them removed. I had this happen once and walmart did it for me with the receipt while I was there.

12points

#128

Onion For $20

Final score:

57points

POST

Fish Boden 4 years ago

Please tell me you were able to cancel?

21points

#129

At Least He Was Clean

Walking my husky at 4 am, he finds fox poop and even though he’s never done it before he instantly flopped down and rolled hard into it, he stunk so much he needed a shower. My girlfriend heard the commotion as he hates showers and opened our bedroom door, went straight on the bed didn’t he!

Randompolicy Report

Final score:

56points

POST

Shelley Jennings 4 years ago (edited)

Who walks a dog at 4am?

11points

#130

I Tried To Bake My Daughter A Birthday Cake But I Made A Butthole Instead

Final score:

56points

POST

Flo 4 years ago

Reminds me of the unicorn b******e cake :)

46points

#131

My Mother's Hair Clippers Broke While Cutting My Hair

Final score:

55points

POST

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

That's a fancy looking brush you have there.

12points

#132

Lol

Final score:

54points

POST

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

I like this

63points

#133

Israel Brings In Millions Of Eggs To Relieve Passover Shortages And Then This Happens

Final score:

54points

POST

Dylan Vite 4 years ago

o m l e t t e t w o

13points

#134

Forgetting To Roll Up The Window All The Way

Final score:

54points

POST

Perfumista Perfumista 4 years ago

Happened to me. Lock seized/froze up and I couldn't close the door. My car interior looked like a ski resort for mice. The melt water did not do wonders for the floorboards.

10points

attentionallshoppers Report

#135

Reached For A Cream On An Upper Shelf Of The Medicine Cabinet. Tipped The Entire Shelf Into The Sink

Shaving cream exploded and cracked the sink basin. Sliced my finger on the crack while cleaning this up. The cream was in another room.

Final score:

54points

POST

Kate Yeti 4 years ago

What a train wreck! At least once you fix the shelf, replace the sink, buy new shaving cream, and your finger heals, you're left with a great story!!

15points

#136

Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said

Final score:

54points

POST

zims 4 years ago

It's the Hokage!

15points

#137

My UPS Driver Ran Over My Package

Final score:

54points

POST

J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 4 years ago

hope it was a shirt.

19points

#138

Left It In The Car

Final score:

54points

POST

Sawdust 4 years ago

Very ergonomic.

25points

#139

So, How’s Everyone Else’s Day Exploding?

Final score:

53points

POST

Downunderdude 4 years ago

S**t! Is that blood? Yikes.

37points

#140

My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Minutes. And Not 75 Seconds

Final score:

53points

POST

Eglė Bukauskaitė 4 years ago

Couldn't you like take it out earlier? Doors aren't locked :o

46points

#141

Patient Directly Next To Me In The ICU Tested Positive For Coronavirus, So Guess Who Got To Go Back To The Hospital?

Final score:

52points

POST

T Simmons 4 years ago

your....hand? What a strange photo.

14points

#142

Don't Forget To Use Sunscreen

Final score:

52points

POST

zims 4 years ago

That actually looks dangerous, I hope he got medical attention.

80points

#143

The Lady At The Courthouse Neglected To Tell Me I Was Looking At The Wrong Camera

Final score:

51points

POST

Truth Monster 4 years ago

This picture isn't bad

2points

#144

Wanted To Start My Day With A Big Coffee. The Splat Even Has A Face

Final score:

51points

POST

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Random sock.

22points

#145

One Of Those Days

Final score:

51points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

At least that looks easier to clean up than vomit. That is what happened to our laptop and it never worked again.

19points

#146

When A Truck Filled With Eels Crashes

Final score:

50points

POST

Turnip and a Frog 4 years ago

Aaaaa, Unagi.

31points

#147

Ordered A Stamp, Guess The Photo Didn’t Work

Final score:

50points

POST

Admiral_Turtle 4 years ago

Try reloading the the stamp

15points

#148

There’s A DIY Print In Our Local Milk Tea Shop And I Accidentally Sent Them The Wrong Picture. Maybe This Is Why The Barista Looked At Me Weird

Final score:

50points

POST

zims 4 years ago

You're the reason we can't have nice things

39points

#149

My Compensation For Working Through A Pandemic For The Past 3 Months

Final score:

50points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

It’s better than a banana that some hospital staff received.

29points

#150

My Dog Found My Rainy Day Stash And Ate It

Final score:

49points

POST

JuJu 4 years ago

Do pet owners not have drawers or wardrobe doors??

34points

#151

Well UPS Finally Delivered My TV Stand With Tempered Glass Shelves

Final score:

49points

POST

LivLlama 4 years ago

Did u read the label? Some assembly required!

29points

#152

Cinema AC Turned Off During A Lockdown

Final score:

49points

POST

Irmina Kuźniak 4 years ago

is that mold?

35points

#153

We Were Boat Owners For About 30 Minutes When This Happened

Final score:

48points

POST

MN “MN Female” Female 4 years ago

You know what BOAT stands for right!?...Break Out Another Thousand

32points

#154

I'm Trying To Go To A Wedding, But The Sound Of My Shoe Clapping Alerts Everyone

Final score:

48points

POST

ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

If you' re happy and you know it clap your shoes....

42points

#155

Myself

Final score:

48points

POST

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

What happened?

18points

#156

So Today's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of My Life. Now I'm Just Going To Have To Settle For The Next Best Option

Final score:

47points

POST

karla Meixnerová 4 years ago

Same as me and my fiancé...

8points

#157

Hand Sanitizer Dripped Onto My Brand New Dress Shoes

Final score:

47points

POST

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Welcome to dress-shoe ownership, It's time to buy yourself some brown polish.

21points

#158

Guess Who Mixed Up The Smoke Flavor And Vanilla Essence When Making A Lemon-Vanilla Cake

Final score:

47points

POST

Francis 4 years ago

Gonna taste interessting i guess :D

17points

#159

Today Was Suppose To Be My College Graduation. Yesterday Is Was Cancelled Due To The Coronavirus

I dropped out of high-school & this was the one chance for my parents to see me walk at a graduation ceremony.

Bennnnetttt Report

Final score:

46points

POST

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

You have fabulous hair!!

47points

#160

Left Two Oranges In My Work Backpack (Hasn’t Been Opened In 2 Months)

Final score:

46points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

No point cleaning the bag out, just ditch it. I did this and the bag still smelt after washing it a few times.

26points

#161

A Turkey Just Flew Through The Window Into My Friend’s House

Final score:

45points

POST

Maria Rohlen 4 years ago

I hope it didn't get hurt.

11points

#162

Caution: Keep In An Upright Position When Full. No Tickling. Avoid Close Proximity

Final score:

44points

POST

Anne 4 years ago

looks like a case of saved by the beard?

17points

#163

I Spent A Little Too Much Time Outside While Wearing 3/4 Pants

Final score:

44points

POST

Anna McHugh 4 years ago

Your legs look blue.

7points

#164

Left A Sparkling Water In The Car During Winter In Minneapolis

Final score:

43points

POST

Nubmaeme 4 years ago

Well, at least it was water, and not paint, so it can be cleaned up fairly easily when the car warms a little.

9points

#165

We Have Had This Couch For Less Than 24 Hours. The Dog Decided To Open A Bag Of Flour On It Today

Final score:

43points

POST

GirlFriday 4 years ago

vacuum cleaner.

27points

#166

Now That It's Getting Warm, I Finally Found My Missing Beanie

Final score:

43points

POST

Elsker 4 years ago

you sure have a consistent style:)

19points

#167

It Rained A Little Yesterday In Hungary As Well

Final score:

43points

POST

Tamas Kerekes 4 years ago

Sorry...but this idiot audi driver had seen the flooding (the water was 20 cm high in the tunnel when it happened) but he driven his car into the tunnel, a moment later the car started to swim like a boat. This is the entrance of the tunnel. The other car was used to help for the first one ...owned by the same person

17points

#168

Got A New Curling Iron, Guaranteed To Not Snag

Final score:

41points

POST

Bambuzzed 4 years ago

There's bangs now at least

7points

#169

Water Filter Installed 3 Years Ago. Went To Finally Change The Filter Today, Only To See That The Original Filters Were Never Removed From Their Plastic, Thus Not Actually Filtering

Final score:

41points

POST

Elsker 4 years ago

so no need to bother replacing them if you never noticed before:)

27points

#170

The New American Dream

Final score:

41points

POST

Baby Panda🐼 4 years ago

Guess who gets free tuition now

20points

#171

My Brother Used His Round Hay Baler For The First Time Today

Final score:

41points

POST

Bill 4 years ago (edited)

Don't try to roll damp hay. A round bailer works differently than a square bailer

16points

#172

Just Six Hungry People Waiting On A Casserole At 8pm

Final score:

40points

POST

Zara VP 4 years ago

Annnnnnnd that's when you order Chinese food.

27points

#173

Apparently When You Lose Your Temper And Sling A Fork And It Bounces Just Right Off The Counter It Costs Around $700

Final score:

40points

POST

John L 4 years ago

Yeah, I don't get why people throw things or break things when they're angry.

18points

#174

Fiancé Was Taking The Paint Cans To The Basement. He Carried Too Much At Once. We Just Bought This House And I’m Dying Inside

Final score:

39points

POST

Lisa 4 years ago

You wanted wood floors anyway right?

18points

#175

And At This Moment, She Knew She Screwed Up

Final score:

39points

POST

Downunderdude 4 years ago

Whoa! Nice air, babe!

7points

#176

Facebook Charged Me $640 For Ads I Never Ran. The Charge Doesn't Even Show Up On My Fb And I Have No Active Ad Accounts

PayPal says "suck it" because it was pre-approved, even though all I had "pre-approved" was for Facebook to use my PayPal account for payments

sktchup Report

Final score:

39points

POST

DE Ray 4 years ago

PayPal is horrible. Their position is that even if fraud is proven in court, they have no obligation to process refunds.

6points

#177

My "Vv" Key Just Stopped Vvorking, Novv I Need To Use 2 V's Until I Order A Nevv Key Svvitch

Final score:

38points

POST

Francis 4 years ago

Bit it is called double u.. you're breaking the rules!!

19points

#178

License Plate Frame I Ordered Arrived

Final score:

37points

POST

eimipet 4 years ago

So ネバーコンテント　is ‘Never Content’ in Japanese... which makes sense. (I’m half Japanese)

2points

#179

Got My Mom A Heat Changing Mug With A Photo Of Us On It. She Was So Excited To Try It Out Only To Find Out That The Company Printed Some Other Person’s Picture On The Mug

Final score:

37points

POST

SanchaTheSeeker 4 years ago

Andddd that person probably has your mug

29points

#180

Found A Lost Tesla Key

Final score:

37points

POST

Maria Rohlen 4 years ago

Now you only need to find the Tesla it belongs to.

17points

#181

The Cropping Game

Final score:

36points

POST

Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

Who?

30points

#182

Dropped A Pot Of Powder-Coating Powder All Over My Boss' Desk

Final score:

36points

POST

Rick 4 years ago

That’s something you do on your LAST day.

14points

#183

Baking My First Bread

Final score:

36points

POST

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

You spelt Brick wrong.

89points

#184

Stone Chip Got Flicked Up By A Passing Car, Straight Into The Centre Of The Camera Lens

Final score:

36points

POST

Francis 4 years ago

I wonder how the pics you take now will look like?!

15points

#185

It's Always A Penang Driver

Final score:

36points

POST

NJ 4 years ago

I'd still like to know the how :/

27points

#186

The Definition Of A Bad Day

Final score:

36points

POST

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

Doesn’t look like a great idea to transport that way in the first place

35points

#187

I Dropped My Self Esteem As Well

Final score:

36points

Evelina Valiuškevičiūtė

POST

M O'Connell 4 years ago

As long as you don't go all David Hasselhoff on it you will be ok.

7points

#188

Just Moved To Canada. Guess What Milk Comes In Here? Bags. Guess What Puncture Easily And Spill All Over Your Fridge? Bags

Final score:

35points

POST

SanchaTheSeeker 4 years ago

I really don't get the milk in bags thing

18points

#189

Sat On My Favorite Sunglasses And Broke Them. Bought Another Pair. Broke Them Instantly

Final score:

35points

POST

SanchaTheSeeker 4 years ago

Put the 2 lenses in one of the frames

27points

#190

To Anyone Out Getting A Haircut Over The Next Few Weeks. Make Sure They Get Under The Mask/Straps

Final score:

35points

POST

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

He can shave it off.

17points

#191

Got My Old AC Moved To New House By "Professionals", Who Insisted This Is The Only Feasible Way To Install It Here

Final score:

35points

POST

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Well, what are your walls made out of? BTW... It probably would have been cheaper to have a new one installed than all the labor of removing and reinstalling the old one.

13points