At first I thought this person's partner was kicking him/her out, so I guess it could be worse (I'd be p****d though too if this happened to me)

Now that should be at the top of the list! That is not only having a bad day. BUT.... almost getting killed, I got to say is a life altering 1!

The irony is strong with this one!

Try to slither to your room, maybe they won't notice :)

Thank goodness you are OK.

It looks like he's been attacked by giant kiddie drawings of germs

What are the odds of that happening?

That’s so sad. Why do people do this?

Welcome to Australia ;)

Hopefully you will find better friends in your new hometown

I hate inviting people to stuff for this reason. My last birthday, a table booked for 16 people who confirmed. 5 turned up on the night. It makes you feel like crap :(

Well, at least now you have plenty of food for the trip, plus you won’t have to go shopping on moving day. Just trying desperately to see an upside to this.

Well you can do so much better than them. Maybe it's good you're moving so you can make some actually good friends.

At least you have the BBQ

This makes me sad.

More food for you.

"friends". I have one close friend. I hate people.

I'm suddenly very hungry.

This is my biggest fear. Inviting people to something and nobody showing up or nobody having fun. It give me anxiety whenever my birthday comes around. Luckily my friends always show up or say they can’t.

Ahhh, man that’s the worst. I hope you’re already there and have already made more friends.

Well that's one way to find out the truth. So called friends out them selves. Just be grateful you never got into a pickle where you needed to be helped by those bastards. The truth has set you free.

Those were not real friends it seems... :-(

Who needs friends when you have food?

you need new friends, I like bbqs btw

You had s**t friends. Find new ones

They weren't friends then. Makes you wonder what their objectives are when they are 'friendly' to you. Move on, enjoy your life, true friends will make themselves known...

I would come.

Wow, shitty friends!

Anybody wanna fly over and join this guys bbq party to cheer him up?

i would happily come and eat at least half of that with you!

I know how this feels unfortunately. My past at least 6 bdays have been just me and some family who always end up starting fights with me specifically, never on anyone elses bday, just mine, and I invite people to come a lot just nobody shows up

EAT IT ALL

You know you can freeze a lot of that for later. You won't have to cook till you leave. I would suggest deboning the chicken.

I would find a way to make your BBQ be the most talked about, best ever party that anyone ever attended, post stock photos of crowds of "party attendees" adding a few celebrity faces sliced in. The most talked about, an event where people had more fun than the law allows. It stupid I know, but it's not anywhere what these rude, inconsiderate, too busy to make a phone call and cancel like an adult out of respect to you would have done in a heartbeat. And if it backfires into gossip who cares. There's a chance they might learn something. And missed the best bbq bash ever. You know at least two of them spoke before party to get reassurance from each other to justify why they weren't going. They can pay for all those meals ordered for no-shows for their weddings. Oh well. Karma has endless patience. And time.

This makes me sad, all that work in hopes to spend time with what should have been friends.. apparently not... You will find true friends where you are going... I would have shown up if I were your friend...

Stick it in the fridge till I get there man. I'll bring beer let's have a laugh.

Jerk Faces, sorry

HoW rUdE!!!

That food looks good

I'll Be Right Over, New Friend !

Ouch, I would have shown up

At least now you know they are not really your friends.

That's sad... I can imagine the person's emotions..

Looks like some good food did you perhaps move to California and I can eat that

I would go 😭

That's why u should never throw a party for yourself

A definite sign moving is the right choice!!