At first I thought this person's partner was kicking him/her out, so I guess it could be worse (I'd be p****d though too if this happened to me)

Now that should be at the top of the list! That is not only having a bad day. BUT.... almost getting killed, I got to say is a life altering 1!

The irony is strong with this one!

Try to slither to your room, maybe they won't notice :)

Thank goodness you are OK.

It looks like he's been attacked by giant kiddie drawings of germs

Poor baby! His life is going to suck for a long time! I remember many times when I lived in NM and would go party out in the desert. Guys had it easy but us womenfolk would have to squat while drunk or buzzed in the dark. I fell on so many cactuses in my day. I would have to have my friends pull the stickers out of my butt before I tried to sit down. Not fun at all!!!

Anyone got a pair of tongs?

what the hell is that? angry hoglets?

This happened to me as a child. We were at the lake and my dad was at the bottom of a big hill putting the boat in the water. I got excited and started running full tilt down the hill, which turned into a series of somersaults through a cactus patch. Spent the next hour floating beside the dock on my back so the cool water would soothe me while my dad tore them out with pliers. It was awful, still have some scars.

Been there. Best way out is olive oil. Makes the spines slippery.

Cholla? Nasty ouch of ouches.

The trouble with Tribbles.

Those little blue gloves are no match. Get the Yellow ones somebody around has under the sink!

That's jumping cholla!! Somehow they really do jump out and get you

Us cacti just wants hugs :(

One word - OUCH!! 😣 How did he even get himself into that predicament? 😲

Thoughts of paramedics from left to right: "I can't do this today"; "I don't understand how or why this happened"; "What a dumbass"

I hope them arent catepillars

A horse threw my mother into cacti. 40 years later she still had spines that had to be surgically removed.

Dammit! I thought I TOLD you not to insult the cacti! They have REAL short fuses, I said! They take things personally, I said! But did you listen? Well, you learned something today now didn’t you, you darned whippersnapper? Don’t …pick.. a … fight… with… the cacti.

The latex gloves will certainly protect them

I'd send someone to buy grill tongs lol

That’s horrible

Ouch!

Ahh the jumping cholla!

Wow. I remember the time my hand fell into a cactus. For some reason I didn't feel anything..... but this guy had it worse. This was on a field trip btw.

Wtf is that?

Ouch!

How?

Those Lacholla cactuses are a b***h to get out once you’ve been stuck by them. The barbs are like little tiny fish hooks in your skin and all you can do is yank them out one by one.

OMG. Does anyone else get a visceral reaction to images like this? I get goosebumps and the hair on the back of my neck stands up. Not a pleasant feeling, but I'm sure the guy in the pic feels far worse...

The trouble with tribbles.

Ow

This is just more evidence that I'm smart to never go outdoors.

Just watched documentary about Saguaro National Park! They showed little wild pigs (Javelinas) with these things stuck to them!

That looks bad

What are those things?

Oh-god-that-hurts x_x

Was he playing golf when this happened? How?

Oooo, it's the fuzzy ones! Basically you just rolled around in sharp fiberglass.

Combs are a good tool.