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It’s only human that things sometimes fall out of our hands. It feels like the world is against you for some unreasonable reason and to call it irritating would be a hefty understatement. But if we can’t change a bad day, we can always change the way we look at it. And here we’re going to need some help from a professional. So to find out more about resilience and the power of positivity, we spoke with Susan Petang, a certified divorce coach and the creator of “The Quiet Zone Coaching,” who teaches people how to stop feeling overwhelmed and start waking up happy in the morning again.

#2

My Friend's Apartment Got Shot Up At 2AM By A Random Hoodlum

Final score:

539points

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Bruce Scheiman 2 years ago

Now that should be at the top of the list! That is not only having a bad day. BUT.... almost getting killed, I got to say is a life altering 1!

195points

#3

In NSW Australia This Poor Woman's House Burnt Down In A Flood

Final score:

525points

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago

The irony is strong with this one!

274points

#4

The Only Path Back To My Room Blocked By Cute But Incredibly Angry Sea Lions

Final score:

505points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Try to slither to your room, maybe they won't notice :)

239points

The first step towards building mental resilience is instead of viewing these unfortunate moments as "failures" or "misfortunes," view them as learning opportunities, Susan argues. She urges us to think of a couple of things: “What can we learn from this? How can we use this to become a better human being/worker/parent/partner?” and added that crucially, it's a matter of mindset.

#5

Welp, I Almost Fell Into A Sinkhole Under My Porch. I Caught Myself On The Edge Of The Hole, From My Chest Down Was Just Dangling Beneath Me

Below the opening, the hole is about 10’ wide and 15’ deep. Fun fact I watched the movie Journey to the Center of the Earth yesterday.

Punk_Chachi Report

Final score:

489points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Thank goodness you are OK.

187points

#6

Paramedics Be Like. Nope

Final score:

430points

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Strawberry Pizza 2 years ago

It looks like he's been attacked by giant kiddie drawings of germs

325points

#7

Why Is My Watch Stopped? Oh

Final score:

428points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

What are the odds of that happening?

178points

It turns out that some people are more naturally resilient than others. “But it's because they learned to think positively at a young age,” Susan said. “Our attitude towards life - the good, the bad, and the ugly - is formed before we go to kindergarten. Positivity isn't about putting your head in the sand and singing 'lalalala' when bad things happen; it's actually just the knowledge that we'll be OK no matter what,” the life coach explained.

#8

Someone Broke Into My Car To Steal 10 Dollars Worth Of Candy And Toys I Bought To Give To My 4-Year-Old Students

"To whoever broke into my car. You caused $400 worth of damage to steal $10 worth of candy and toys from the 4-year-olds I teach. BRUH"

ZeldaPinkPup Report

Final score:

424points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

That’s so sad. Why do people do this?

173points

#9

Moved To Australia And Was Warned About The Snakes And Spiders. I Give You A Single Ant Bite

Final score:

412points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Welcome to Australia ;)

234points

#10

Moving Across The Country In A Few Weeks, Invited My Friends To A Farewell BBQ. All Canceled Or Just Didn't Show

Final score:

389points

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Wendy 2 years ago

Hopefully you will find better friends in your new hometown

562points

According to Susan, positivity and resilience are very closely related. “Positivity is the understanding and belief that you'll be able to bounce back from anything; resilience is when you actually do it.”If your day is going against the plan and you feel like you could blow up anytime, Susan shared some very useful insights on how to put yourself together and get back on track.

“I teach my clients to use The Power Questions. It's a great way to interrupt the spiral of emotions when everything is hitting the fan!” They are as follows:

“How important is this, really? Don't make mountains out of molehills.

What is something positive and constructive I can do about this? Be solution-oriented instead of blame-oriented.

What emotions am I feeling right now? By identifying and labeling them, we shrink their power over us."

#11

My Essay Got A 0 Because The Person Thought I Copied From The Internet. Turns Out It Was My Own Post Which I Posted Some Hours Later

Final score:

353points

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Satan Laughs 2 years ago

This happened to me in college. Sucked.

126points

#12

"Time To Go To Bed. What Are Those Dots On My Wall? Oh. Oh No"

Final score:

352points

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Official_Blink 2 years ago

Burn the house and run away :)

308points

#13

Just Baked This Cake And Ate One Piece, Came Back And The Dog Licked The Icing Off As Far As She Could Reach

Final score:

349points

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Abha Srivastava 2 years ago

That dog has a sense of symmetry!

149points

Susan continued: "What would the person I want to be do right now? What would your hero do? How do you wish you could behave? Well, do that!

How do I want to feel at the end of the day? Do you want to be embarrassed that you lost your sh*t, or proud that you did the best you could in a tough situation?

How does this help me with my goal? What IS your goal right now, anyway? Revenge? To make someone feel bad? Or to solve a problem? Make sure your intention is positive, and do whatever moves you toward that.”

#14

Bought A PS5 For My Son’s Birthday. Someone At UPS Swapped It Out With A Rock

Final score:

343points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Are you sure it was UPS that did this? Wasn’t it actually the scammer you bought it from (have seen a lot of this posted online when people get “bargains” from sketchy sellers).

69points

#15

I Don’t Paint Often, So I Was Really Proud Of Myself For Remembering To Wear Gloves This Time

Final score:

323points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

You could dress up as shrek but only the arms

128points

#16

I Was Babysitting My Cousin While Her Dad Was Away On Business. He Told Me Dinner Is In The Freezer. Yum, Battery And Broccoli. Just Like Mom Used To Make

Final score:

322points

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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

Make energetic broccoli soup.

160points

Susan also reminds us to always ask ourselves what lessons we can learn from this. “Sometimes it might only be that you're a Battle-Tested Warrior and managed to survive, but there is always something. Search for those positives. Focus on those,” she concluded.

#17

Someone Left Their Bike Under The Wrong Tree

Final score:

321points

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Strawberry Pizza 2 years ago

What a sh!tty situation.

153points

#18

When The Road Wants To Finish You

Final score:

320points

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River Webb 2 years ago

highway to hell

155points

#19

Had An Air Purifier Running For Over A Year With The Filter Covered In Plastic The Whole Time

Final score:

317points

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago

Did the air feel pure for over a year? Was it just a placebo effect?

180points

#20

Was Getting Ready For Bed, Walked Into My Bedroom To This

Final score:

317points

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Mazer 2 years ago (edited)

Chicken Little moment….The sky fell.

101points

#21

Neighbor Just Got A Supra A Few Weeks Ago

Final score:

307points

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R Z 2 years ago

Meh it's just paint. At least nothing was scratched or damaged besides the relationship.

143points

#22

Define Disappointment

Final score:

299points

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Official_Blink 2 years ago

As an Indian , Im used to this...

194points

#23

Japan’s “Killing Stone” Breaks In Half After 1,000 Years. Legend Has It That The Demonic Spirit Trapped Inside Is Now Free To Wreak Havoc On The Land

Final score:

298points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Dude, it's 2022. We really don't need the help.

464points

#24

Consequences Of Working In A -10°C Lab Where I Have To Wash My Hands 40 Times A Day

Final score:

284points

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Wendy 2 years ago (edited)

O'Keeffes handcream will fix this. My dad had bad hands too (not like this, but still) and that was the only thing that made them soft again.

177points

#25

Was Wondering How The Dog's Water Bowl Kept Getting Refilled… Welp

Final score:

276points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

I'm guessing the yellow hues would have given you a clue...

167points

#26

Drove Three Hours To Go To The Grand Canyon

Final score:

275points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Wow! It's amazing.

127points

#27

My Puppy Ate My Passport

Final score:

256points

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Julia Carr 2 years ago

That's ruff!

123points

#28

I’m A High School Teacher And My Apartment Window Just Got Egged. I Thought They Liked Me

Final score:

250points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

Is that you.... Jesus?

273points

#29

The Wind Took The C Away

Final score:

249points

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago (edited)

Well, they treat/pay closers like losers anyways!

93points

#30

What It Looks Like To Win A Standard Weekend Day

Final score:

247points

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NannyChachi 2 years ago

Well, that's no reward at all!

129points

#31

I've Been Looking For My Glasses For 3 Days. Found Them

Final score:

244points

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Erna Potijk 2 years ago

How did it get there

180points

#32

Our Smoke Alarm Caught On First In The Middle Of The Night

Final score:

241points

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Becklass 2 years ago

Even machines can have an existential crisis

106points

#33

This Dog Ate My Neighbor's Food Delivery

Final score:

238points

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Davo gifman 2 years ago

Is that your dog...

87points

#34

Bought One Of Those Ear Cleaners With A Camera And Just Pulled Out A Contact Lens. I Have No Idea How Long It Was In There

Final score:

235points

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago

Maybe your ears identify as eyes?

163points

#35

I Was Cruising About 50mph, Then The Plastic Snapped

Final score:

234points

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Wendy 2 years ago

What brand of car is that? Why is it made of plastic???

249points

#36

Someone's Luggage Just Chilling On The Tarmac - DFW

Final score:

233points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

Somebody is nuts looking for that bag

90points

#37

Was Washing A (Very Sharp) Greasy Piping Tip At Work. Slipped Right Onto My Finger Before I Could Stop It

Final score:

231points

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Satan Laughs 2 years ago

I ache for them.

91points

#38

HelloFresh: “One Teaspoon Chili Flakes”

Final score:

228points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Maybe it's Ratatouille's teaspoon?

106points

#39

Owner Leaves Car Running To Defrost, Man Steals Car, Crashes It

Final score:

212points

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Kay blue 2 years ago

This happens a lot in the UK, even worse is because the owner left the car unsecured their insurance won't pay out.

90points

#40

There Was A Blizzard Last Night So We Decided To Check On Our Car

Final score:

211points

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Láďa Durchánek 2 years ago

Still there, no problem.

169points

#41

Do You Know When People Ironically Say They’re Allergic To Work? Apparently, I’m Allergic To My Own Sweat

Final score:

211points

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

Don't sweat it, man.

116points

Man in the ceiling 2 years ago

You’re the boss from several posts up aren’t you lmao

13points

Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

Something in the air or just stress. I break out in hives if I get too stressed.

18points

thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 2 years ago

Oh god I feel sorry for you. Hives are no joke

5points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago

Same. Stress, heat and I get prickly all over the body.

2points

Jo L. 2 years ago

My mom is allergic to the cold and breaks out in hives. We live on the Canadian Prairies, so you can imagine how that goes over every winter. I totally feel you.

1point

Alaska Timm 2 years ago

Same here

0points

MT 2 years ago

I'm also allergic to my own sweat. I have autoimmune urticaria, I'm also allergic to wind and changes from hot to cold. - _-

11points

Jo L. 2 years ago

As I said above to another comment, my mom has cold urticaria and we live on the Canadian prairies. Like, there isn't a single worse thing she could be allergic to than the cold!

3points

Thomas Es Thomas 2 years ago

That could be the first sign of a larger problems. I had blisters in odd places for the year before I was diagnosed diabetic.

10points

Robin DJW 2 years ago

I never heard a better excuse for not exercising. Lucky you!

6points

Firefly 2 years ago

My aunt has always had an incredibly low tolerance for heat. A few years ago she developed an allergy to cold; she breaks out in hives (cold urticaria). Now it's difficult to find the sweet spot where she's comfortable.

5points

JayCee 2 years ago

I know someone who had a similar issue. He was born with a birth defect that left him without pores. It was so painful.

2points

Cheryl O'Meara 2 years ago

Dust

2points

Nadya Raymond 2 years ago

It looks like being bitten by a greedy mosquito

1point

Nadya Raymond 2 years ago

Whoa those look like mosquito bites

1point

Sandy D 2 years ago

They're hives

0points

Glen Ellyn 2 years ago

Those kind of look like mosquito bites.

1point

Eunice Bentley 2 years ago

I was allergic to my own sweat, turns out it was the almonds I was eating to replace the cigarettes I wanted to quit smoking. Some foods are high in nickel, including almonds, coffee, macadamia nuts, and some teas. Check your diet.

0points

Sandy D 2 years ago

That happens to me sometimes. It's really annoying

0points

WalkingSky️ 2 years ago

So am I!!

0points

marianne eliza 2 years ago

I get this from pressure. Like carrying plastic grocery sacks on my forearm. Narrow pressure. Then it looks like hives afterwards. Only seems to happen on my forearms.

0points

RafCo 2 years ago

Is that possible? My family asked me about living in the US. They said everybody here has so many allergies. Why don't people in our country have these? They do man, they just die, so you never meet them.

0points

MACI TUTROW 2 years ago

thats, unfortunate..

0points

Avery Melton 2 years ago

bruh

0points

albernistuff 4sale 2 years ago

There are rare folks who are allergic to water; plain old H2O.

0points

SCP-3998 2 years ago

I've heard of this issue before actually

0points

AK to LV 2 years ago

Ugh, I'm so sorry. I break out into hives if I get too hot. Hot flashes, drying my hair, taking in groceries to the house, and being outside for too long (I live in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA). It sucks

0points

Vae 2 years ago

umm... I get these bumps a lot. is that what it means or is it mosquitos/biting bugs?

0points

Shalini Pabreja 2 years ago

Oral contraceptives to treat endometriosis causing hot flashes and guess what happens every time I overheat? It’s especially awful if it happens in public places.

0points

John Bell 2 years ago

Or allergic to something they are sweating out.

0points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Hate to see his reaction to elbow grease

0points

kcanded 2 years ago

👀👀👀

0points

Pjerrot 2 years ago

Houston… We Got a Problem !!!!

0points

#42

Some Mondays Are Harder Than The Rest

Final score:

210points

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Becklass 2 years ago

I hope someone helped you.

109points

#43

What I Asked For vs. What I Got. $400 And I Feel Like An Idiot

Final score:

208points

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Erna Potijk 2 years ago

Excuse me? 400 dollar?

214points

#44

Recently Tried An Expensive Rental Clothing Subscription. UPS Threw The Package Of Clothes/Bags Into My Backyard. I Have Two Puppies

Final score:

205points

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Sam 2 years ago

Why would you RENT clothes? And I would be pissed if my dogs got sick because of this.

56points

#45

Left Our Totally Normal House To Run Errands. Came Back An Hour And A Half Later To This

Final score:

200points

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giku T 2 years ago

i guess this is america. they live in cardboard houses

108points

#46

Someone’s Laundry Day Was A Bummer

Final score:

200points

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InfiniteZero 2 years ago

It'll be the hot pants that did it.

18points

#47

Man Gets Scalped In Broad Daylight

Final score:

196points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

He looks like the Duke of weasel town

111points

#48

When The Boss Thinks He's A Comedian

Final score:

190points

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Abha Srivastava 2 years ago

Owwww!

86points

#49

Scaffolding Smashes Into Big Ben Just Days After £80 Million Makeover Was Revealed

Final score:

188points

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Richard Keel 2 years ago

Big Ben looks perfectly safe inside the Elizabeth Tower, which is bearing the brunt of the damage

189points

#50

The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave

Final score:

184points

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

Why microwave it, and for HOW LONG?

142points

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#51

No Bueno

Final score:

69points

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Lee Macro 2 years ago

No Bueno is definitely no bueno

24points

#52

Just Arrived At My Hometown And Someone Stole My Bike's Wheels. Now I Gotta Walk 6KM With A Bike Frame On My Back

Final score:

68points

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Robert T 2 years ago

This is why you should put the lock through both the frame and the wheels. On an expensive bike use two locks so both wheels are fastened to the frame.

6points

#53

Found Out I’m Allergic To Old Spice

Final score:

68points

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KariLovesHerKat 2 years ago

Oh that looks painful

42points

#54

The Guys Digging For Google Fiber Just Cut My AT&T Fiber Line. And I Work From Home. Great

Final score:

65points

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Robert T 2 years ago

Well if all the protection it has is that flimsy little sheath, a dog taking a s**t it likely to sever your connection!

7points

#55

Took Time Between Sets To Help A Gym Employee Move A Squat Rack And Pop… Achilles Smoked

Final score:

62points

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Mama Panda 2 years ago

This pic is painful! I can feel it!!!

23points

#56

My School Is Currently On Fire

Final score:

60points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Kid looks super unhappy about it, too.

75points

#57

2 Hours Into A 10-Hour Shift When A Passenger Asks If I Know About The Stowaway On My Bus

Final score:

60points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago (edited)

Set the place on fire

24points

#58

I've Made A Horrible Mistake Today

Final score:

60points

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Scagsy 2 years ago

*Ability unlocked* You are now able to listen through your eyes.

68points

#59

$396 Bottle Of Eye Drops My Dad Needs Before Cataract Surgery. Medicare Didn't Cover It (Quarter For Scale)

Final score:

59points

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Bruce Scheiman 2 years ago

That's really sad! 400 freaking dollars, for a bottle that's really no bigger than a quarter.

43points

#60

Got A New Mixer And Plugged It In While Pushing The Mixers In Place. Accidentally Turned It On And Decided To Mix My Middle Finger

I can't even bend the mixer back to form and my finger still hurts.

Cheezeryc Report

Final score:

58points

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april jenkins 2 years ago

how many fingers do you have now?

33points

#61

Stubbed My Toe Yesterday. It Hurt This Morning When I Put My Shoes On. Took My Shoes Off This Evening And Found This

Final score:

57points

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AMH 2 years ago

A broken pinky toe is no joke.

52points

#62

Brushed My Teeth For A Good 20 Seconds With This

Final score:

57points

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago

At least now you won't have an itchy mouth! MUST try!

37points

#63

Brain Malfunctioned While Preparing Scrambled Eggs

Final score:

55points

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Kay blue 2 years ago

Just tip it into the bowl, it'll be fine

43points

#64

The Pizza Shop Promised A Light And Airy Crust. It Was So Light And Airy That It Was Invisible

Final score:

55points

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InfiniteZero 2 years ago

And yet somehow it still wasn't fat-free...

28points

getthisoutofmyhouse Report

#65

The Most Me Thing Of All The Things I’ve Ever Done In My Life. Airpod Pros Were In My Front Pocket. Went Pee. Pulled Pants Up. AirPods Fall Out Of Pocket & Onto The Floor

The left one bounced right into the toilet, which immediately flushed from a motion sensor. What are the odds? Story of my life

Final score:

55points

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Fluffy Griffin 2 years ago

Girl pockets suck. This happened to me with my phone (not flushed, but into a used toilet).

5points

#66

A Few Weeks Ago I Somehow Picked Up A Viral Rash And Now Most Of My Body Looks Like This

Final score:

54points

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Sheila Stamey 2 years ago

Oh.im so sorry. That looks itchy/painful. To the extreme.

34points

#67

Found While Walking Along The Beach At Low Tide

Final score:

54points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

An ancient sea cerature fossil

31points

#68

Closed The Dishwasher And The Cabinet Decided To Give Up

Final score:

53points

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Lucy B 2 years ago

Dishwasher is a bit redundant now

39points

#69

My Parents Cut Down My Favorite Plant In The House Because It Was "A Waste Of Water" (Papaya Plant)

Final score:

53points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

What wastes of oxygen

53points

#70

My Wife Said She Had Something Crazy To Show Me After We Ate Lunch

Final score:

52points

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Tina Girard 2 years ago

Are you washing bricks?

37points

#71

Just Pulled Into Our Campsite 450 Miles Away From Home

Final score:

52points

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Becklass 2 years ago

Just set the tent up and open a beer :)

43points

#72

Guess Who Is Never Going Snowboarding Ever Again?

Final score:

51points

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River Webb 2 years ago

me?

19points

#73

Wife Bought Me A Shirt This Past Christmas That Finally Came In The Mail. I’m A Huge Space Nerd But Guess I Won’t Be Wearing It Anytime Soon

Final score:

50points

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Sam 2 years ago

I'd totally wear it. I was rocking my Yuri Gagarin USSR teeshirt just the other day. Russia and the USSR are not the same country. ( hint Ukraine was also part of the USSR)

25points

#74

A Family Member Forgot To Turn Off The Sink Light Overnight

Final score:

50points

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Fenchurch 2 years ago

Look like flying ants. When the ants fly the nest and go to form new colonies they head for the light, hence the amount of them drowned by the sink. Ants can't cope with soapy water.

21points

Accomplished-Power39 Report

#75

My Neighbor Likes To Grill In The Garage Or Her Home With No Exhaust. The Second Time She Is Almost Burning Her House Down

The first time the insurance company paid $30k and kicked her off. She didn't get home insurance after that due to the high cost

Final score:

50points

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

Moron.

34points

#76

Dropped My Ravioli Taking It Out The Microwave At Work

Final score:

49points

POST

You kidding me 2 years ago

Why is the microwave in the bathroom?

181points

#77

Just Bought A TV And Broke It While Mounting It

Final score:

49points

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aceofspades 2 years ago

man, that boat it totaled! look at it, it's cut in half!

17points

#78

5 Minutes Into My Maintenance Shift I Get Called Up To The Public Bathroom, This Is What I Found

Final score:

48points

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Bruce Scheiman 2 years ago

Weight a minute! That there, must have been a really crappy accident.

29points

#79

Sofa Made It From California To London, Only To Get Stuck In The Entryway

Final score:

47points

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You kidding me 2 years ago

Pivot!

68points

#80

Found Abandoned In The Parking Lot First Thing In The Morning. They Made The Choice To Just LEGO I Guess

Final score:

47points

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Firstname Lastname 2 years ago

Sweep em and keep em. Those things aren't cheap.

93points

#81

Today I'm Working At A Women's Conference. They Converted The Men's Bathroom Into A Women's Bathroom. But There Is One Guy Here. Me. And I Really Need To Pee

Final score:

46points

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Mistralok 2 years ago

You're a man. Just go behind the dumpster. ;)

16points

#82

Opened Our Lockbox Today To Find Mold Had Been Happily Eating Our Passports And Marriage Certificate

Final score:

46points

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BAWK BAWK BAKAW 2 years ago

mmmmmmmm nothing like snacking on some paperwork

10points

#83

This Is How I Caught My Ex Wife Cheating

Final score:

45points

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Manasvi Tupe 2 years ago

wait what?

39points

#84

Door Handle Broke Off At The Gas Station... With The Car Running

Final score:

45points

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NoWayNoWay 2 years ago

Why leave a car running?

48points

#85

Just Got Done Working Out At The Gym And My Bike Is Gone. Spent $1.5K+ In Parts Just To Restore This 2011 Model. Specialized Secteur Cane Creek. You Will Be Missed

Final score:

44points

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JanduSkaMat 2 years ago

:,(

18points

#86

Thought My Roommates Pulled An April Fools' Prank On Me. They Didn't

Final score:

44points

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Susanne B 2 years ago

This can not really be considered a prank

9points

#87

I Use The Gym At 2AM. You Need An Access Card To Get In And Out. Mine Stopped Working And I Have Been Trapped For 2 Hours

Final score:

43points

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Moose 2 years ago

If you need a card to get out that’s super illegal in most places. If you get trapped inside like that somewhere call 911 the fire department will get you out and have a very angry conversation with the owner

88points

#88

Damn

Final score:

43points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Two words: Needlenose Pliers.

29points

#89

Somebody Dropped Their Coffee On The Bus

Final score:

42points

POST

Got Myself 4 Pandas 2 years ago

It's a work of art

23points

#90

Knife Snapped And Nearly Hit My Wife In The Face

Final score:

41points

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InfiniteZero 2 years ago

Disaster averted!

9points

#91

Mom's Cat Chewed Through My Headphones For School. Bought A New Pair And She Chewed Those Within A Day. Mom Is Probably Gonna Blame It On Me But I'm Angry

Final score:

41points

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Sam 2 years ago

I had a cat who loved Mac Power cords. I just learned to never leave them out with him around unsupervised. If I left the room the cord got put up

19points

#92

Not Fun

Happened last week in my hometown (Bosnia). Apparently, it was a self-made project of the house owner. Did not go as planned.

Saphhiroth , 9gag.com Report

Final score:

40points

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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)

Leave it off, and take the rest off too. The brick looks better anyway.

33points

#93

Kept Hearing A Weird Grinding Noise In The Corner Of My Dark Room. I Turn On My Flashlight And See My Cat Chewing On The Headstock Of My Custom Vintage Fender Strat

Final score:

39points

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BAWK BAWK BAKAW 2 years ago

noooooooo. my cat chews on everything too. broke my mom's computer screen by gnawing on the corner for years

10points

#94

“I Know You’re Not Feeling Well, Let Me Move Your Car For You”. The Next Morning:

Final score:

39points

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Lousha 2 years ago

Well they moved it, didn't they?

10points

#95

On Vacation With My Kid: I Went To Check In At 2:30 And My Hotel Asked I Come Back In An Hour Because My Room Wasn’t Ready. I Came Back To A Line That Spanned A City Block

100 more people behind me. They had only ONE single working bathroom and no water.

Canonconstructor Report

Final score:

39points

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Raena Celis 2 years ago

What was there, just one front desk clerk??

9points

#96

Local "Home Artist" Posted This And Quickly Realized His Mistake

Final score:

39points

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TopCat 2 years ago

god should also be capital G

12points

#97

My "Inspected" Batteries From Amazon

Final score:

38points

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Iampenny 2 years ago

Ah, let's inspect these batteries, yup, they're sh*t, we'll sell them anyway...

25points

#98

16 Years Of Ivy Growth Destroyed In A Single Night Of High Winds. The Entire Brick Wall Was Covered To The Top

Final score:

37points

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Kay blue 2 years ago

I'm impressed it didn't bring the wall down. Ivy can really damage brickwork.

30points

#99

Finally Got My "HelloFresh" That Should Have Been Here 5 Days Ago

Final score:

36points

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Lucy B 2 years ago (edited)

HelloFresh rep got super offended when I said there was no way in hell I would sign up to them after my friend received mouldy food. They tried blaming my friend. Clearly, they don't understand the word "fresh"

35points

#100

Found It Like This Just When I Wanted To Go Home After School

Final score:

36points

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Kay Woodpecker 2 years ago

How?

21points

#101

Just Got Home From A Weekend Road Trip

Final score:

36points

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Wyatt Schultz 2 years ago

I left my AirPods in Georgia… I live in Wisconsin

19points

#102

Adios Sunlight. After 10 Years Of Living Here, The Owner Of The Lot Outside My Windows Decided To Sell And Build Luxury Apartments

Final score:

36points

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Kay blue 2 years ago

They shouldn't be allowed to build something that close.

54points

#103

So I Was Heading To A Job Interview And Accidentally Spilled Coffee All Over Me Just Before Interview. Not The Best First Impression I Suppose

Final score:

35points

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Sally Kerr 2 years ago

Job interview in jeans??

21points

#104

Have You Ever Put On A Pair Of Brand New Harley Boots And Had Both Heels Fall Off, Within A Couple Of Hours? Well, I Have

Final score:

35points

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You kidding me 2 years ago

Be tough to push a Harley in those, should have bought a Honda

12points

#105

A Piece Of My Infected Wisdom Tooth Just Fell Off

Final score:

34points

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InfiniteZero 2 years ago

Ouch.

16points

#106

This Happened In Less Than 24 Hours. No Trees Or Power Lines Around, Just Why?

Final score:

34points

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Sam 2 years ago

The mirror. Likely a male bird fighting with his reflection over a girl

37points

#107

This Is The Face Of A Man Who Goes Out Into The Pouring Rain, Runs Halfway To The Gym, And Then Realizes He Forgot His Keycard Back At Home

Final score:

34points

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Satan Laughs 2 years ago

You ran, didn’t you!? Run home. Boom. Done exercising.

68points

#108

I Accidentally Spilled My Glass Beads. The Last Time It Took Me 5 Whole Days To Put Them Away

Final score:

34points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Vacuum cleaner with a nylon over the nozzle?

41points

#109

I Wish Curbs Were Painted Yellow So That You Could See Them Better

Final score:

33points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

See saw!

13points

#110

2-Hour-Old Brand New Off The Shelf Red Wing Boots Disintegrated. Cost My Friend A Day Of Work

Final score:

32points

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Rijkærd 2 years ago

Did he walk on lava??

51points

#111

I Guess I'll Stay At Home Today

Final score:

32points

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Karis 2 years ago

That’s annoying they should get a ticket for parking that close

11points

#112

My Glass Coffee Table Just Exploded

Final score:

31points

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BAWK BAWK BAKAW 2 years ago

never thought i could relate to a coffee table but

16points

#113

This Really Hurts. 2€ Per Liter In Finland

Final score:

29points

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Skye Mayhem 2 years ago

The prices have gone up another 40 cents since this picture.

22points

#114

Just Moved In

Final score:

29points

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Atchaco-Leigh 2 years ago

How?

2points

#115

We Already Washed New Jeans. Its Inside Store Is Far Away And Its Been Month (Was In Hometown For Some Time) What I Can Do? Will It Buzz If I Visit Some Mall?

Final score:

29points

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Desiree McKinnon 2 years ago

Get yourself a large magnet.

19points

#116

Don’t Let Your Foot Slip When You’re Parking In The Garage

Final score:

29points

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Dani M 2 years ago

Happened to my aunt.... suffice to say that my uncle, who guided her into the garage lived the rest of his life with one leg missing.

13points

#117

Didn’t Manage To Get A Video Before Getting Pushed Away By Firemen, But A Bunch Of Cars Including Mine Are Exploding In My Apartment’s Parking Garage

Final score:

28points

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Mii 2 years ago

Oh no, he didn't get to make a video and the firemen dared to save his life /s

41points

#118

Airbag Randomly Deployed Two Minutes After I'd Parked My Car

Final score:

28points

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

At least you weren't in it.

14points

#119

Friend Arrived Home From Work To Find His PS5 Melting Itself

Final score:

28points

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InfiniteZero 2 years ago

Been there.

5points

#120

Dude Gave Me A Whole Onion On My Burger

Final score:

28points

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You kidding me 2 years ago

Extra onions, sure thing!

22points

#121

What Happens If Your Tree Hits A Neighbor's Car?

Final score:

28points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago (edited)

Your insurances will have a fun time blaming each other. My car exploded at my friends house and burner her shed. My car insurance wound up covering it but it took months of my car insurance and her homeowners insurance arguing to come up with who should pay out.

22points

#122

Bought Fried Chicken At Airport Then As I Was Boarding, The Bag Ripped From Bottom Side And The Box Landed Upright At First But Ripped In The Same Manner When I Picked It Up

Final score:

27points

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Col 2 years ago

I expect your fellow travellers are just pleased they did have to travel with the stink of your chicken.

66points

#123

The Bottom Of My Glass Fell Off Somehow And Made A Mess

Final score:

27points

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Kim Charles 2 years ago

What the hell were you drinking!?

36points

#124

12 Effing 30 AM And The Water Line In The Toilet Just Said I Quit. One Of The Kids Just Took A Fresh Poop, Too

Final score:

27points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Use a bucket of water to flush?

38points

#125

Second Bite Of My Chipotle Burrito And It Had A Piece Of Glass In It

Final score:

27points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Did you ask for chips?

25points

#126

Final Nespresso Cup Of My Fav Flavor. Didn't Realize I'd Grabbed My Paint Water Mug

Final score:

27points

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Izzy Curer 2 years ago

Been there. At least they were non-toxic, and it just tasted like water

2points

#127

I Broke Up With My Girlfriend The Other Day. Today We Said Our Last Goodbye As I Headed To Work And She Was Moving Out. While At Work This Happened

Spontaneously with no one around. Then I found out my insurance doesn't cover glass.

Dick_snatcher Report

Final score:

26points

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Nicola Roberts 2 years ago

That sucks. In the UK you get windscreen cover - though it maybe an optional thing? I've lost a couple of the years from stone chips or once when I dropped an uncovered wiper arm when changing the wiper. I pay a garage a couple of quid to do it for me now!

6points

#128

When You Get On The Airplane For A Long Flight And Open Your AirPod Case Only To Find It's Empty

Final score:

25points

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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago

Flew off on their own

5points

#129

My Wisdom Teeth. No One Wants To Extract Them Because They Could Cut The Alveolar Nerve

Final score:

25points

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Arwen 2 years ago

I had this and they removed the crown of the tooth first, then a few years later the root had moved away from the nerve enough for them to remove that too.

36points

#130

Well

Final score:

25points

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

OP says it was a grease fire from making french fries, took three extinguishers to put it out, and everyone was okay.

13points

#131

Locked Down In Beijing. Not Getting Married Today I Guess

Final score:

24points

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Nicola Roberts 2 years ago

A gift that kept on giving.

8points

#132

When You Hard Brake And Forget You Have A Bag Of McDonald's

Final score:

21points

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Anonymous 2 years ago

The burger still good to go right?

17points

#133

I Drove My Phone Over

Final score:

19points

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Nicola Roberts 2 years ago (edited)

Hahaha this reminds me of when my daughter lost her iPhone about 5 years ago. We'd been at a supermarket and thought that's it, it's gone for good. I tried calling it and blow me a guy answered it, and said yes he had found it and we could meet up to collect it. It wasn't local but we were chuffed with the good news. 24 hours later I meet the chap and he gives me the phone. I give him an envelope with some money as a gesture of profound gratitude and he hands me a phone that looked quite a bit like this one. For sometime she kept it covered with tape so she didn't cut herself on the glass. Though it sounded like things took a turn for the worse it did give her the opportunity to save all the photos and numbers and get everything transferred to a new phone. If I remember rightly only half the screen was inaccessible! Oh yes, it had been run over in the carpark, quite possibly by me.

2points