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Not all days were made equal. You see, while sometimes everything falls according to plan, other days turn into 24-hour-long grueling benders that make you question why you even dared to get out of bed.

Blame it on bad luck, your daily horoscope, Mercury in retrograde, incantations, karma, or anything you want, but it doesn’t change the fact that misfortunes and fails do happen. Think of them as compulsory reality checks that remind us we are mere human beings with little to no control of greater things happening in this world. But philosophy aside, if we can’t change anything, at least we can have a good laugh at it.

Bored Panda has compiled this list of people having a worse day than you so you can feel slightly better today until your fail day comes, and when you’re done with this post, check out our previous features here, here and here with more failure.

#1

After A Grueling Day At Work Without Food Where I Had To Wait 4 Hours For A Sample To Arrive Which Got Canceled, I Come Home At 7PM To Find All My Stuff In Garbage Bags

After A Grueling Day At Work Without Food Where I Had To Wait 4 Hours For A Sample To Arrive Which Got Canceled, I Come Home At 7PM To Find All My Stuff In Garbage Bags

Turns out the cleaners my landlord sent cleared the wrong apartment.

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Iampenny
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought this person's partner was kicking him/her out, so I guess it could be worse (I'd be p****d though too if this happened to me)

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It’s only human that things sometimes fall out of our hands. It feels like the world is against you for some unreasonable reason and to call it irritating would be a hefty understatement. But if we can’t change a bad day, we can always change the way we look at it. And here we’re going to need some help from a professional. So to find out more about resilience and the power of positivity, we spoke with Susan Petang, a certified divorce coach and the creator of “The Quiet Zone Coaching,” who teaches people how to stop feeling overwhelmed and start waking up happy in the morning again.

#2

My Friend's Apartment Got Shot Up At 2AM By A Random Hoodlum

My Friend's Apartment Got Shot Up At 2AM By A Random Hoodlum

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Bruce Scheiman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that should be at the top of the list! That is not only having a bad day. BUT.... almost getting killed, I got to say is a life altering 1!

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#3

In NSW Australia This Poor Woman's House Burnt Down In A Flood

In NSW Australia This Poor Woman's House Burnt Down In A Flood

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#4

The Only Path Back To My Room Blocked By Cute But Incredibly Angry Sea Lions

The Only Path Back To My Room Blocked By Cute But Incredibly Angry Sea Lions

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The first step towards building mental resilience is instead of viewing these unfortunate moments as "failures" or "misfortunes," view them as learning opportunities, Susan argues. She urges us to think of a couple of things: “What can we learn from this? How can we use this to become a better human being/worker/parent/partner?” and added that crucially, it's a matter of mindset.

#5

Welp, I Almost Fell Into A Sinkhole Under My Porch. I Caught Myself On The Edge Of The Hole, From My Chest Down Was Just Dangling Beneath Me

Welp, I Almost Fell Into A Sinkhole Under My Porch. I Caught Myself On The Edge Of The Hole, From My Chest Down Was Just Dangling Beneath Me

Below the opening, the hole is about 10’ wide and 15’ deep. Fun fact I watched the movie Journey to the Center of the Earth yesterday.

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#6

Paramedics Be Like. Nope

Paramedics Be Like. Nope

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It turns out that some people are more naturally resilient than others. “But it's because they learned to think positively at a young age,” Susan said. “Our attitude towards life - the good, the bad, and the ugly - is formed before we go to kindergarten. Positivity isn't about putting your head in the sand and singing 'lalalala' when bad things happen; it's actually just the knowledge that we'll be OK no matter what,” the life coach explained.

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#8

Someone Broke Into My Car To Steal 10 Dollars Worth Of Candy And Toys I Bought To Give To My 4-Year-Old Students

Someone Broke Into My Car To Steal 10 Dollars Worth Of Candy And Toys I Bought To Give To My 4-Year-Old Students

"To whoever broke into my car. You caused $400 worth of damage to steal $10 worth of candy and toys from the 4-year-olds I teach. BRUH"

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#9

Moved To Australia And Was Warned About The Snakes And Spiders. I Give You A Single Ant Bite

Moved To Australia And Was Warned About The Snakes And Spiders. I Give You A Single Ant Bite

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#10

Moving Across The Country In A Few Weeks, Invited My Friends To A Farewell BBQ. All Canceled Or Just Didn't Show

Moving Across The Country In A Few Weeks, Invited My Friends To A Farewell BBQ. All Canceled Or Just Didn't Show

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According to Susan, positivity and resilience are very closely related. “Positivity is the understanding and belief that you'll be able to bounce back from anything; resilience is when you actually do it.”If your day is going against the plan and you feel like you could blow up anytime, Susan shared some very useful insights on how to put yourself together and get back on track.

“I teach my clients to use The Power Questions. It's a great way to interrupt the spiral of emotions when everything is hitting the fan!” They are as follows:

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“How important is this, really? Don't make mountains out of molehills.

What is something positive and constructive I can do about this? Be solution-oriented instead of blame-oriented.

What emotions am I feeling right now? By identifying and labeling them, we shrink their power over us."

#11

My Essay Got A 0 Because The Person Thought I Copied From The Internet. Turns Out It Was My Own Post Which I Posted Some Hours Later

My Essay Got A 0 Because The Person Thought I Copied From The Internet. Turns Out It Was My Own Post Which I Posted Some Hours Later

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#12

"Time To Go To Bed. What Are Those Dots On My Wall? Oh. Oh No"

"Time To Go To Bed. What Are Those Dots On My Wall? Oh. Oh No"

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Mama Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh hell no!!!!! Either suck them up with the vacuum wand or burn the house down!!! I would go for the latter!

ToGo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand being scared if the spider is venomous (and big enough to cause harm), although, if you leave it alone you'll be absolutely fine - they're not interested in you. However, these people saying "burn them", talking about baby/harmless spiders need to get over their fear. Spiders play a HUGE roll in pest control - especially disease carrying pests. If a spider visits your home, you're actually lucky.

Blackstone
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, so I do understand that and will coexist with a spider staying in it's lane (web) and killing bugs. I will allow a spider to live at my window or door. But I do not like spiders on the move. And I certainly will not allow it to cuddle with my bed. The only thing with fangs allowed in my bed is my cat.

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Carol Palac
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummmm .... spiders are 1. Good luck... 2. They keep the bad bugs away... 3. They want nothing to do with you

Blackstone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then why are they in my space. I get they aren't coming to bite me, but I still don't want them crawling in me in. My sleep.

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Omi bub
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It really helped when I amed the spider living on my living room ceiling (it's a super tall victorian ceiling so I couldn't reach even if I was brave). Me & Cyril have an understanding now though, mutual respect

Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwww, instant (other than spider) pest control right there, nice.

Joyce C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to me once. I had to use a spray that was safe after it was dry because I shared the bedroom with my then toddler aged daughter. She thought the little floating spiders were cute and funny.

Michael Naegele
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My toughts... What if i lay in the bed, sleeping and this happens :-(

Jono
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m going to have to sleep with one eye open now thats in my head!,🙈😂

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Susanne B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like you will not be much bothered by flies or mosqitos in the near future

GaeFrog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would be so hard to get rid of because id want to save them all but there are so many and so small

CatAlien
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Australia and this happens like every week (you can just vacuum them up, but make sure to find the mother spider)

Kenny Kulbiski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forget guns. People should have the right to bear flamethrowers for just these types of occasions.

Ladyvischuss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flamethrowers are bulky. I know you mean for it to be against the spiders, but I think a bag of spiders would be better than a gun in many situations. The law would have a hard time to prove intent.

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SCP 504
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ll help out by launching a Thermonuclear Warhead directed precisely on top of your house

Little Wonder
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They look like baby huntsmen, I'm always very excited when I have a hatching of huntsmen, little cuties.

Thee8thsense
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having been bitten by a brown recluse (almost died), and by a black widow (some of the worst pain I have ever felt), I say nope to these in my home. Outside is fine, inside it becomes territorial.

MyCatsTheRealPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Understandable. My mom also got bit by a brown recluse,twice actually. Not pretty. Now I shake out my shoes and turn my clothes that haven't been worn or in the closet or drawer for awhile inside out and shake/inspect them.Just to make sure.I'm probably overly paranoid but oh well lol.

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Bob Joe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I this exact thing happened to me a few months ago the house was filled with these tiny brown bugs that like to creep around the bathroom. One day I killed 30 in one shower!

Abby Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw a video very similar to this, only they threw a tennis ball at the wall and made them all scatter 😭😱

Jorie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I vacuumed a bunch from my bedroom one night with a small canister vac. Took it into the garage and removed the hose from the canister to store it, and they all came crawling out of the machine. Darn near died!

Alex the Country Dog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I LOVED living where there were wild geckos. We always let them have the run of the house, and they ate the spiders (as well as mozzies & other pests). TOTALLY worth having to clean a bit of gecko poop from the walls from time to time.

Jojo Armani
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh gawd… A couple of times, I’ve had huntsman spiders around the house and it freaked me out. Harmless as they may be, but they sure freaked me out, amongst other species. Welcome to Australia 😅

Lunar Rat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to me once, freshly hatched baby spiders over my bedroom ceiling, walls and bed.

GG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember sleeping at a friend's house and I felt something on my chest, thought it was my long hair, nope it was a giant spider, I freaked out and killed it by slapping myself a bunch, I did not sleep after that

222srphn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nothings scary till you know its there...jus pretend u never saw the spideys and gts :D

Kim Bush
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there's that many you can see, an egg sack has probably hatched, meaning there are possibly a hundred more you don't see..yet.

Bela Slick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a moth on my ceiling right now which I am looking at well in full burrito blanket mode in bed

Cristalwyck
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to me once. I barricaded the door and slept in the living room.

A
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's never a good thing when the spiders are assembling.

Lemonclouds20
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are these a specific type of spider / these mean there's many more of them?

muffin woman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH HELL NO. if i see that in my room you better belive that im going to burn down the house

April Pickett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put on a mask, spray the ceiling, sleep in another room, and wash everything in your bedroom.

Jods
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Staying with relatives in Reading during the 1976 heatwave. Woke up to a red kneed Tarantula on the bloody wall. Too astounded to scream. Mum got a wad of loo roll and flushed it down the toilet, something she still regrets today!

Bad Mole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Evacuate and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Anna Lessens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Arach-pocalyose: this time it's personal. Starring Keanu Reeves

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#13

Just Baked This Cake And Ate One Piece, Came Back And The Dog Licked The Icing Off As Far As She Could Reach

Just Baked This Cake And Ate One Piece, Came Back And The Dog Licked The Icing Off As Far As She Could Reach

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Susan continued: "What would the person I want to be do right now? What would your hero do? How do you wish you could behave? Well, do that!

How do I want to feel at the end of the day? Do you want to be embarrassed that you lost your sh*t, or proud that you did the best you could in a tough situation?

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How does this help me with my goal? What IS your goal right now, anyway? Revenge? To make someone feel bad? Or to solve a problem? Make sure your intention is positive, and do whatever moves you toward that.”

#14

Bought A PS5 For My Son’s Birthday. Someone At UPS Swapped It Out With A Rock

Bought A PS5 For My Son’s Birthday. Someone At UPS Swapped It Out With A Rock

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you sure it was UPS that did this? Wasn’t it actually the scammer you bought it from (have seen a lot of this posted online when people get “bargains” from sketchy sellers).

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I Don’t Paint Often, So I Was Really Proud Of Myself For Remembering To Wear Gloves This Time

I Don’t Paint Often, So I Was Really Proud Of Myself For Remembering To Wear Gloves This Time

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#16

I Was Babysitting My Cousin While Her Dad Was Away On Business. He Told Me Dinner Is In The Freezer. Yum, Battery And Broccoli. Just Like Mom Used To Make

I Was Babysitting My Cousin While Her Dad Was Away On Business. He Told Me Dinner Is In The Freezer. Yum, Battery And Broccoli. Just Like Mom Used To Make

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Susan also reminds us to always ask ourselves what lessons we can learn from this. “Sometimes it might only be that you're a Battle-Tested Warrior and managed to survive, but there is always something. Search for those positives. Focus on those,” she concluded.

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#19

Had An Air Purifier Running For Over A Year With The Filter Covered In Plastic The Whole Time

Had An Air Purifier Running For Over A Year With The Filter Covered In Plastic The Whole Time

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#20

Was Getting Ready For Bed, Walked Into My Bedroom To This

Was Getting Ready For Bed, Walked Into My Bedroom To This

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#21

Neighbor Just Got A Supra A Few Weeks Ago

Neighbor Just Got A Supra A Few Weeks Ago

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R Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh it's just paint. At least nothing was scratched or damaged besides the relationship.

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#23

Japan’s “Killing Stone” Breaks In Half After 1,000 Years. Legend Has It That The Demonic Spirit Trapped Inside Is Now Free To Wreak Havoc On The Land

Japan’s “Killing Stone” Breaks In Half After 1,000 Years. Legend Has It That The Demonic Spirit Trapped Inside Is Now Free To Wreak Havoc On The Land

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#24

Consequences Of Working In A -10°C Lab Where I Have To Wash My Hands 40 Times A Day

Consequences Of Working In A -10°C Lab Where I Have To Wash My Hands 40 Times A Day

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Wendy
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

O'Keeffes handcream will fix this. My dad had bad hands too (not like this, but still) and that was the only thing that made them soft again.

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#25

Was Wondering How The Dog's Water Bowl Kept Getting Refilled… Welp

Was Wondering How The Dog's Water Bowl Kept Getting Refilled… Welp

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#28

I’m A High School Teacher And My Apartment Window Just Got Egged. I Thought They Liked Me

I’m A High School Teacher And My Apartment Window Just Got Egged. I Thought They Liked Me

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#29

The Wind Took The C Away

The Wind Took The C Away

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#30

What It Looks Like To Win A Standard Weekend Day

What It Looks Like To Win A Standard Weekend Day

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#31

I've Been Looking For My Glasses For 3 Days. Found Them

I've Been Looking For My Glasses For 3 Days. Found Them

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#32

Our Smoke Alarm Caught On First In The Middle Of The Night

Our Smoke Alarm Caught On First In The Middle Of The Night

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#34

Bought One Of Those Ear Cleaners With A Camera And Just Pulled Out A Contact Lens. I Have No Idea How Long It Was In There

Bought One Of Those Ear Cleaners With A Camera And Just Pulled Out A Contact Lens. I Have No Idea How Long It Was In There

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#35

I Was Cruising About 50mph, Then The Plastic Snapped

I Was Cruising About 50mph, Then The Plastic Snapped

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#36

Someone's Luggage Just Chilling On The Tarmac - DFW

Someone's Luggage Just Chilling On The Tarmac - DFW

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#37

Was Washing A (Very Sharp) Greasy Piping Tip At Work. Slipped Right Onto My Finger Before I Could Stop It

Was Washing A (Very Sharp) Greasy Piping Tip At Work. Slipped Right Onto My Finger Before I Could Stop It

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#38

HelloFresh: “One Teaspoon Chili Flakes”

HelloFresh: “One Teaspoon Chili Flakes”

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#39

Owner Leaves Car Running To Defrost, Man Steals Car, Crashes It

Owner Leaves Car Running To Defrost, Man Steals Car, Crashes It

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Kay blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens a lot in the UK, even worse is because the owner left the car unsecured their insurance won't pay out.

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#40

There Was A Blizzard Last Night So We Decided To Check On Our Car

There Was A Blizzard Last Night So We Decided To Check On Our Car

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#41

Do You Know When People Ironically Say They’re Allergic To Work? Apparently, I’m Allergic To My Own Sweat

Do You Know When People Ironically Say They’re Allergic To Work? Apparently, I’m Allergic To My Own Sweat

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#42

Some Mondays Are Harder Than The Rest

Some Mondays Are Harder Than The Rest

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#43

What I Asked For vs. What I Got. $400 And I Feel Like An Idiot

What I Asked For vs. What I Got. $400 And I Feel Like An Idiot

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#44

Recently Tried An Expensive Rental Clothing Subscription. UPS Threw The Package Of Clothes/Bags Into My Backyard. I Have Two Puppies

Recently Tried An Expensive Rental Clothing Subscription. UPS Threw The Package Of Clothes/Bags Into My Backyard. I Have Two Puppies

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Sam
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you RENT clothes? And I would be pissed if my dogs got sick because of this.

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#45

Left Our Totally Normal House To Run Errands. Came Back An Hour And A Half Later To This

Left Our Totally Normal House To Run Errands. Came Back An Hour And A Half Later To This

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#46

Someone’s Laundry Day Was A Bummer

Someone’s Laundry Day Was A Bummer

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#47

Man Gets Scalped In Broad Daylight

Man Gets Scalped In Broad Daylight

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#49

Scaffolding Smashes Into Big Ben Just Days After £80 Million Makeover Was Revealed

Scaffolding Smashes Into Big Ben Just Days After £80 Million Makeover Was Revealed

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Richard Keel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big Ben looks perfectly safe inside the Elizabeth Tower, which is bearing the brunt of the damage

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#50

The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave

The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave

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#52

Just Arrived At My Hometown And Someone Stole My Bike's Wheels. Now I Gotta Walk 6KM With A Bike Frame On My Back

Just Arrived At My Hometown And Someone Stole My Bike's Wheels. Now I Gotta Walk 6KM With A Bike Frame On My Back

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why you should put the lock through both the frame and the wheels. On an expensive bike use two locks so both wheels are fastened to the frame.

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#54

The Guys Digging For Google Fiber Just Cut My AT&T Fiber Line. And I Work From Home. Great

The Guys Digging For Google Fiber Just Cut My AT&T Fiber Line. And I Work From Home. Great

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if all the protection it has is that flimsy little sheath, a dog taking a s**t it likely to sever your connection!

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#55

Took Time Between Sets To Help A Gym Employee Move A Squat Rack And Pop… Achilles Smoked

Took Time Between Sets To Help A Gym Employee Move A Squat Rack And Pop… Achilles Smoked

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#57

2 Hours Into A 10-Hour Shift When A Passenger Asks If I Know About The Stowaway On My Bus

2 Hours Into A 10-Hour Shift When A Passenger Asks If I Know About The Stowaway On My Bus

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#58

I've Made A Horrible Mistake Today

I've Made A Horrible Mistake Today

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#59

$396 Bottle Of Eye Drops My Dad Needs Before Cataract Surgery. Medicare Didn't Cover It (Quarter For Scale)

$396 Bottle Of Eye Drops My Dad Needs Before Cataract Surgery. Medicare Didn't Cover It (Quarter For Scale)

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Bruce Scheiman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's really sad! 400 freaking dollars, for a bottle that's really no bigger than a quarter.

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#60

Got A New Mixer And Plugged It In While Pushing The Mixers In Place. Accidentally Turned It On And Decided To Mix My Middle Finger

Got A New Mixer And Plugged It In While Pushing The Mixers In Place. Accidentally Turned It On And Decided To Mix My Middle Finger

I can't even bend the mixer back to form and my finger still hurts.

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#61

Stubbed My Toe Yesterday. It Hurt This Morning When I Put My Shoes On. Took My Shoes Off This Evening And Found This

Stubbed My Toe Yesterday. It Hurt This Morning When I Put My Shoes On. Took My Shoes Off This Evening And Found This

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#62

Brushed My Teeth For A Good 20 Seconds With This

Brushed My Teeth For A Good 20 Seconds With This

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#63

Brain Malfunctioned While Preparing Scrambled Eggs

Brain Malfunctioned While Preparing Scrambled Eggs

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#64

The Pizza Shop Promised A Light And Airy Crust. It Was So Light And Airy That It Was Invisible

The Pizza Shop Promised A Light And Airy Crust. It Was So Light And Airy That It Was Invisible

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#65

The Most Me Thing Of All The Things I’ve Ever Done In My Life. Airpod Pros Were In My Front Pocket. Went Pee. Pulled Pants Up. AirPods Fall Out Of Pocket & Onto The Floor

The Most Me Thing Of All The Things I’ve Ever Done In My Life. Airpod Pros Were In My Front Pocket. Went Pee. Pulled Pants Up. AirPods Fall Out Of Pocket & Onto The Floor

 The left one bounced right into the toilet, which immediately flushed from a motion sensor. What are the odds? Story of my life

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Fluffy Griffin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Girl pockets suck. This happened to me with my phone (not flushed, but into a used toilet).

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#66

A Few Weeks Ago I Somehow Picked Up A Viral Rash And Now Most Of My Body Looks Like This

A Few Weeks Ago I Somehow Picked Up A Viral Rash And Now Most Of My Body Looks Like This

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#67

Found While Walking Along The Beach At Low Tide

Found While Walking Along The Beach At Low Tide

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#68

Closed The Dishwasher And The Cabinet Decided To Give Up

Closed The Dishwasher And The Cabinet Decided To Give Up

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#69

My Parents Cut Down My Favorite Plant In The House Because It Was "A Waste Of Water" (Papaya Plant)

My Parents Cut Down My Favorite Plant In The House Because It Was "A Waste Of Water" (Papaya Plant)

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#70

My Wife Said She Had Something Crazy To Show Me After We Ate Lunch

My Wife Said She Had Something Crazy To Show Me After We Ate Lunch

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#71

Just Pulled Into Our Campsite 450 Miles Away From Home

Just Pulled Into Our Campsite 450 Miles Away From Home

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#73

Wife Bought Me A Shirt This Past Christmas That Finally Came In The Mail. I’m A Huge Space Nerd But Guess I Won’t Be Wearing It Anytime Soon

Wife Bought Me A Shirt This Past Christmas That Finally Came In The Mail. I’m A Huge Space Nerd But Guess I Won’t Be Wearing It Anytime Soon

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Sam
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd totally wear it. I was rocking my Yuri Gagarin USSR teeshirt just the other day. Russia and the USSR are not the same country. ( hint Ukraine was also part of the USSR)

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#74

A Family Member Forgot To Turn Off The Sink Light Overnight

A Family Member Forgot To Turn Off The Sink Light Overnight

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Fenchurch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look like flying ants. When the ants fly the nest and go to form new colonies they head for the light, hence the amount of them drowned by the sink. Ants can't cope with soapy water.

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#75

My Neighbor Likes To Grill In The Garage Or Her Home With No Exhaust. The Second Time She Is Almost Burning Her House Down

My Neighbor Likes To Grill In The Garage Or Her Home With No Exhaust. The Second Time She Is Almost Burning Her House Down

The first time the insurance company paid $30k and kicked her off. She didn't get home insurance after that due to the high cost

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#76

Dropped My Ravioli Taking It Out The Microwave At Work

Dropped My Ravioli Taking It Out The Microwave At Work

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#77

Just Bought A TV And Broke It While Mounting It

Just Bought A TV And Broke It While Mounting It

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#78

5 Minutes Into My Maintenance Shift I Get Called Up To The Public Bathroom, This Is What I Found

5 Minutes Into My Maintenance Shift I Get Called Up To The Public Bathroom, This Is What I Found

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#79

Sofa Made It From California To London, Only To Get Stuck In The Entryway

Sofa Made It From California To London, Only To Get Stuck In The Entryway

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#80

Found Abandoned In The Parking Lot First Thing In The Morning. They Made The Choice To Just LEGO I Guess

Found Abandoned In The Parking Lot First Thing In The Morning. They Made The Choice To Just LEGO I Guess

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#81

Today I'm Working At A Women's Conference. They Converted The Men's Bathroom Into A Women's Bathroom. But There Is One Guy Here. Me. And I Really Need To Pee

Today I'm Working At A Women's Conference. They Converted The Men's Bathroom Into A Women's Bathroom. But There Is One Guy Here. Me. And I Really Need To Pee

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#82

Opened Our Lockbox Today To Find Mold Had Been Happily Eating Our Passports And Marriage Certificate

Opened Our Lockbox Today To Find Mold Had Been Happily Eating Our Passports And Marriage Certificate

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#84

Door Handle Broke Off At The Gas Station... With The Car Running

Door Handle Broke Off At The Gas Station... With The Car Running

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#85

Just Got Done Working Out At The Gym And My Bike Is Gone. Spent $1.5K+ In Parts Just To Restore This 2011 Model. Specialized Secteur Cane Creek. You Will Be Missed

Just Got Done Working Out At The Gym And My Bike Is Gone. Spent $1.5K+ In Parts Just To Restore This 2011 Model. Specialized Secteur Cane Creek. You Will Be Missed

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#86

Thought My Roommates Pulled An April Fools' Prank On Me. They Didn't

Thought My Roommates Pulled An April Fools' Prank On Me. They Didn't

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#87

I Use The Gym At 2AM. You Need An Access Card To Get In And Out. Mine Stopped Working And I Have Been Trapped For 2 Hours

I Use The Gym At 2AM. You Need An Access Card To Get In And Out. Mine Stopped Working And I Have Been Trapped For 2 Hours

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Moose
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you need a card to get out that’s super illegal in most places. If you get trapped inside like that somewhere call 911 the fire department will get you out and have a very angry conversation with the owner

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#90

Knife Snapped And Nearly Hit My Wife In The Face

Knife Snapped And Nearly Hit My Wife In The Face

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#91

Mom's Cat Chewed Through My Headphones For School. Bought A New Pair And She Chewed Those Within A Day. Mom Is Probably Gonna Blame It On Me But I'm Angry

Mom's Cat Chewed Through My Headphones For School. Bought A New Pair And She Chewed Those Within A Day. Mom Is Probably Gonna Blame It On Me But I'm Angry

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Sam
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat who loved Mac Power cords. I just learned to never leave them out with him around unsupervised. If I left the room the cord got put up

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#92

Not Fun

Not Fun

Happened last week in my hometown (Bosnia). Apparently, it was a self-made project of the house owner. Did not go as planned.

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leave it off, and take the rest off too. The brick looks better anyway.

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#93

Kept Hearing A Weird Grinding Noise In The Corner Of My Dark Room. I Turn On My Flashlight And See My Cat Chewing On The Headstock Of My Custom Vintage Fender Strat

Kept Hearing A Weird Grinding Noise In The Corner Of My Dark Room. I Turn On My Flashlight And See My Cat Chewing On The Headstock Of My Custom Vintage Fender Strat

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BAWK BAWK BAKAW
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

noooooooo. my cat chews on everything too. broke my mom's computer screen by gnawing on the corner for years

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#94

“I Know You’re Not Feeling Well, Let Me Move Your Car For You”. The Next Morning:

“I Know You’re Not Feeling Well, Let Me Move Your Car For You”. The Next Morning:

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#95

On Vacation With My Kid: I Went To Check In At 2:30 And My Hotel Asked I Come Back In An Hour Because My Room Wasn’t Ready. I Came Back To A Line That Spanned A City Block

On Vacation With My Kid: I Went To Check In At 2:30 And My Hotel Asked I Come Back In An Hour Because My Room Wasn’t Ready. I Came Back To A Line That Spanned A City Block

100 more people behind me. They had only ONE single working bathroom and no water.

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#96

Local "Home Artist" Posted This And Quickly Realized His Mistake

Local "Home Artist" Posted This And Quickly Realized His Mistake

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#97

My "Inspected" Batteries From Amazon

My "Inspected" Batteries From Amazon

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Iampenny
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, let's inspect these batteries, yup, they're sh*t, we'll sell them anyway...

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#98

16 Years Of Ivy Growth Destroyed In A Single Night Of High Winds. The Entire Brick Wall Was Covered To The Top

16 Years Of Ivy Growth Destroyed In A Single Night Of High Winds. The Entire Brick Wall Was Covered To The Top

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Kay blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed it didn't bring the wall down. Ivy can really damage brickwork.

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#99

Finally Got My "HelloFresh" That Should Have Been Here 5 Days Ago

Finally Got My "HelloFresh" That Should Have Been Here 5 Days Ago

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Lucy B
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HelloFresh rep got super offended when I said there was no way in hell I would sign up to them after my friend received mouldy food. They tried blaming my friend. Clearly, they don't understand the word "fresh"

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#101

Just Got Home From A Weekend Road Trip

Just Got Home From A Weekend Road Trip

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#102

Adios Sunlight. After 10 Years Of Living Here, The Owner Of The Lot Outside My Windows Decided To Sell And Build Luxury Apartments

Adios Sunlight. After 10 Years Of Living Here, The Owner Of The Lot Outside My Windows Decided To Sell And Build Luxury Apartments

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#103

So I Was Heading To A Job Interview And Accidentally Spilled Coffee All Over Me Just Before Interview. Not The Best First Impression I Suppose

So I Was Heading To A Job Interview And Accidentally Spilled Coffee All Over Me Just Before Interview. Not The Best First Impression I Suppose

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#104

Have You Ever Put On A Pair Of Brand New Harley Boots And Had Both Heels Fall Off, Within A Couple Of Hours? Well, I Have

Have You Ever Put On A Pair Of Brand New Harley Boots And Had Both Heels Fall Off, Within A Couple Of Hours? Well, I Have

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#106

This Happened In Less Than 24 Hours. No Trees Or Power Lines Around, Just Why?

This Happened In Less Than 24 Hours. No Trees Or Power Lines Around, Just Why?

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Sam
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The mirror. Likely a male bird fighting with his reflection over a girl

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#107

This Is The Face Of A Man Who Goes Out Into The Pouring Rain, Runs Halfway To The Gym, And Then Realizes He Forgot His Keycard Back At Home

This Is The Face Of A Man Who Goes Out Into The Pouring Rain, Runs Halfway To The Gym, And Then Realizes He Forgot His Keycard Back At Home

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#108

I Accidentally Spilled My Glass Beads. The Last Time It Took Me 5 Whole Days To Put Them Away

I Accidentally Spilled My Glass Beads. The Last Time It Took Me 5 Whole Days To Put Them Away

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#109

I Wish Curbs Were Painted Yellow So That You Could See Them Better

I Wish Curbs Were Painted Yellow So That You Could See Them Better

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#110

2-Hour-Old Brand New Off The Shelf Red Wing Boots Disintegrated. Cost My Friend A Day Of Work

2-Hour-Old Brand New Off The Shelf Red Wing Boots Disintegrated. Cost My Friend A Day Of Work

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#111

I Guess I'll Stay At Home Today

I Guess I'll Stay At Home Today

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Karis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s annoying they should get a ticket for parking that close

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#112

My Glass Coffee Table Just Exploded

My Glass Coffee Table Just Exploded

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#113

This Really Hurts. 2€ Per Liter In Finland

This Really Hurts. 2€ Per Liter In Finland

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#115

We Already Washed New Jeans. Its Inside Store Is Far Away And Its Been Month (Was In Hometown For Some Time) What I Can Do? Will It Buzz If I Visit Some Mall?

We Already Washed New Jeans. Its Inside Store Is Far Away And Its Been Month (Was In Hometown For Some Time) What I Can Do? Will It Buzz If I Visit Some Mall?

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#116

Don’t Let Your Foot Slip When You’re Parking In The Garage

Don’t Let Your Foot Slip When You’re Parking In The Garage

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Dani M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happened to my aunt.... suffice to say that my uncle, who guided her into the garage lived the rest of his life with one leg missing.

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#117

Didn’t Manage To Get A Video Before Getting Pushed Away By Firemen, But A Bunch Of Cars Including Mine Are Exploding In My Apartment’s Parking Garage

Didn’t Manage To Get A Video Before Getting Pushed Away By Firemen, But A Bunch Of Cars Including Mine Are Exploding In My Apartment’s Parking Garage

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Mii
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no, he didn't get to make a video and the firemen dared to save his life /s

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#118

Airbag Randomly Deployed Two Minutes After I'd Parked My Car

Airbag Randomly Deployed Two Minutes After I'd Parked My Car

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#119

Friend Arrived Home From Work To Find His PS5 Melting Itself

Friend Arrived Home From Work To Find His PS5 Melting Itself

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#120

Dude Gave Me A Whole Onion On My Burger

Dude Gave Me A Whole Onion On My Burger

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#121

What Happens If Your Tree Hits A Neighbor's Car?

What Happens If Your Tree Hits A Neighbor's Car?

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Kimi Tomminello
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your insurances will have a fun time blaming each other. My car exploded at my friends house and burner her shed. My car insurance wound up covering it but it took months of my car insurance and her homeowners insurance arguing to come up with who should pay out.

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#122

Bought Fried Chicken At Airport Then As I Was Boarding, The Bag Ripped From Bottom Side And The Box Landed Upright At First But Ripped In The Same Manner When I Picked It Up

Bought Fried Chicken At Airport Then As I Was Boarding, The Bag Ripped From Bottom Side And The Box Landed Upright At First But Ripped In The Same Manner When I Picked It Up

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Col
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I expect your fellow travellers are just pleased they did have to travel with the stink of your chicken.

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#123

The Bottom Of My Glass Fell Off Somehow And Made A Mess

The Bottom Of My Glass Fell Off Somehow And Made A Mess

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#124

12 Effing 30 AM And The Water Line In The Toilet Just Said I Quit. One Of The Kids Just Took A Fresh Poop, Too

12 Effing 30 AM And The Water Line In The Toilet Just Said I Quit. One Of The Kids Just Took A Fresh Poop, Too

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#125

Second Bite Of My Chipotle Burrito And It Had A Piece Of Glass In It

Second Bite Of My Chipotle Burrito And It Had A Piece Of Glass In It

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#126

Final Nespresso Cup Of My Fav Flavor. Didn't Realize I'd Grabbed My Paint Water Mug

Final Nespresso Cup Of My Fav Flavor. Didn't Realize I'd Grabbed My Paint Water Mug

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Izzy Curer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there. At least they were non-toxic, and it just tasted like water

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#127

I Broke Up With My Girlfriend The Other Day. Today We Said Our Last Goodbye As I Headed To Work And She Was Moving Out. While At Work This Happened

I Broke Up With My Girlfriend The Other Day. Today We Said Our Last Goodbye As I Headed To Work And She Was Moving Out. While At Work This Happened

Spontaneously with no one around. Then I found out my insurance doesn't cover glass.

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Nicola Roberts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sucks. In the UK you get windscreen cover - though it maybe an optional thing? I've lost a couple of the years from stone chips or once when I dropped an uncovered wiper arm when changing the wiper. I pay a garage a couple of quid to do it for me now!

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#128

When You Get On The Airplane For A Long Flight And Open Your AirPod Case Only To Find It's Empty

When You Get On The Airplane For A Long Flight And Open Your AirPod Case Only To Find It's Empty

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#129

My Wisdom Teeth. No One Wants To Extract Them Because They Could Cut The Alveolar Nerve

My Wisdom Teeth. No One Wants To Extract Them Because They Could Cut The Alveolar Nerve

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Arwen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had this and they removed the crown of the tooth first, then a few years later the root had moved away from the nerve enough for them to remove that too.

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#130

Well

Well

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Cold Contagious
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP says it was a grease fire from making french fries, took three extinguishers to put it out, and everyone was okay.

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#131

Locked Down In Beijing. Not Getting Married Today I Guess

Locked Down In Beijing. Not Getting Married Today I Guess

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#132

When You Hard Brake And Forget You Have A Bag Of McDonald's

When You Hard Brake And Forget You Have A Bag Of McDonald's

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#133

I Drove My Phone Over

I Drove My Phone Over

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Nicola Roberts
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha this reminds me of when my daughter lost her iPhone about 5 years ago. We'd been at a supermarket and thought that's it, it's gone for good. I tried calling it and blow me a guy answered it, and said yes he had found it and we could meet up to collect it. It wasn't local but we were chuffed with the good news. 24 hours later I meet the chap and he gives me the phone. I give him an envelope with some money as a gesture of profound gratitude and he hands me a phone that looked quite a bit like this one. For sometime she kept it covered with tape so she didn't cut herself on the glass. Though it sounded like things took a turn for the worse it did give her the opportunity to save all the photos and numbers and get everything transferred to a new phone. If I remember rightly only half the screen was inaccessible! Oh yes, it had been run over in the carpark, quite possibly by me.

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